How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.
Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm
poor guy! there must be something wrong with his skin
ew
haha remember that episode of the magic school bus when one of them ate too many carrots and they turned orange? thats what this looks like lol
WTF???
ahahha her publicist?
maybe he should think of bettering his image instead of hers
first!
haha
wow!
Perhaps he's had a chemical peel and he's trying to hide the new, unhealed skin? *baffled*
WTF? How can someone not notice they look like that?
Yikes!!! Looks like a human cheese doodle!!!!!!!!!
There is no way that is real! I call photoshop. Nobody in their right mind would leave the house like that!
Her parent's must be screwed in the head - know she's supposed to be an adult but if my child, adult or below 16, allowed such a freak to have any influence on their life I'd be in like flynn and if that meant taking the guy out so be it.
Am I first? Woohoo. Umm, the man is very orange.
no way!1!
is that serious
maybe he has a skin issue…
Crazy, he used to be John Lennon's publicist….
is that a spalding basketball?
what is wrong with this guy!!!!! lay of the fake baking.
IT'S AN ORANGE-UTAN!!!!!!
ewww
Ok…my guess? He got fried on the beach…didnt want to look red……then decided to apply some sort of tanning cream..pink would have been better!
FIRSTTTTT!!!
R u sure this isn't some kinda joke?
That dude looks like he just slapped a whole bunch of orange paint on his face! EWWW!!!
EEWWWW WTF?
What is he wearing? His sportcoat looks like a fire hazard. And his face looks burned up … oh, wait a minute …
Falling asleep while tanning …
wow. i hope that was just a practical joke..i've never seen anything more ridiculous - LOL!!
Mmmmm, carots! No seriously, did he fall asleep first at the slumber party? It would seem someone poured self tanner all over his puss.
Mmmmm, carots! No seriously, did he fall asleep first at the slumber party? It would seem someone poured self tanner all over his puss.
that's so weird! he looks like an alien to me! 0_o
omfg… doesn't he look in a mirror? How can anyone think they look pretty damn ok this way?
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
That has to be a joke lol. No one would seriously look like that….right? lolol
he used to be John Lennon's publicist back in the day
Now we know where Paris is getting her Mystic spray-on tanning tips from! Dang. Does anyone think these orange tans look attractive? Reminds me of the 70's icon Sea -n- Ski self tanner. And dude is taking the metallic fabric trend too far.
Why?? What was the theme of her party?! That will take a minute to wash off, I'm sure.
GO OBAMA!
LMAO CLASSIC
omg. that is sad. i feel sorry for him
HE STOLE CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND LINDSEY LOOK!! COPY CAT!!
He missed a spot.
He must have bought the new Bob Barker Tan-in-a-can
i actually hope thats a joke.
He's an oompa loompa!!!!!!
grosss!
That seriously can't be real…..
first bitches
what in fucks name is that thing?????? He looks like an alive orange!
OH MY GOOOOOOOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
EASE UP ON THE SPRAY PAINT, MY MAN! EASE UP!
Has his skin peeled off and then he put on some tanner? OMG!!!! Under that tan his skin matches his tie. That is not hot—–Gross, nasty ass.
Two questions: 1)What is he wearing, and 2)What the fuck happened to his face?!?!
OMG
elliot minus the mint add the orange
wtf ?
My God, the man's been TANGOED!!!!
Is this Spray tan gone wrong
no wonder Paris always comes off as such a class act.
is that a joke
What the hell is that?????????
Oompa Loompa doopity do…….
what's wrong with this guy
icky icky poo
oh shit his orange!!!!!
I can't believe he thought dressing as Lindsay Lohan would be a good idea!
wooooow lmao
ummmm woah
sickk. is this like his signature thing to be orange? ew.
WTF??? That's amazing!
omg! i feel bad for him hahaha… does he look in the mirror when he leaves anywhere??
BAK'N BITS!!!!!!!!!!
Please Perez, tell me that you photoshopped this.
I'm at a loss for words.
Holy walking carrots!?! That must have been a joke!
No no no wait…..He's fucking TAN-gerine!!!!!!!
Good grief. Dealing with Paris has finally driven that poor man off the deep end. It looks he tried to put on his face in a hurry and ended up using boot polish. Why does a publicist have to be everywhere with her anyway? She must always be pissing people off.
Poor guy.
I think he missed a spot.
Could you actually leave home looking like that?
HAHAHAHA YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's PINK n' ORANGE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
ohhhhhhhhhhh, lordy. I can't believe that shizz.
can't believe he thought dressing as lindsay lohan was a good idea!!
that is the worst tan in the bottle job ever.
the suit is even scarier.
I'm guessing chemical peel and then overcompensated some major make-up.
Wow, chemical peel much? He totally looks like Samantha when she had that done before Carrie's book release party on Sex & the City!
i hope this is a joke
Ewww WTF? Hahah he looks like an OOMPA LOOMPA.
OMG, WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?
Please, someone…anyone tell me what is that?
he would be paris' publicist…a wierdo just like her!
That's hot.
This is what happens when white people insist on trying to have the beautiful God given caramel and brown colored skin tones that God gave black and Hispanic people. And white people honestly thinks this guy looks great!
he can not be serious
DINNER RUINED!
He's healing from a chemical peel. Obvs.
no but seriously, why does he look like that?
gross!
It looks like a skin treatment called cosmolan/amelan. It is very effective on women suffering form "pregnancy mask"/melasma. It has to be left on for 6 hours them washed off. Most normal people DO NOT go out with this on their face!
Looks like scary ganguro make-up!
is his jacket made out of wrapping paper?
ummm he is the crouton!
WTF! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN OOMPA LOOMPA!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
He's a darn lobster. He belongs in an ocean somewhere.
And Perez is consoring comments. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
He's a darn lobster. He belongs in an ocean somewhere.
And Perez is consoring comments. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
maybe he should be more concerned with skin cancer than paris's nonexistent career.
Is that for real???
OH MY GOD. How the hell do you let yourself walk out of the house looking like that?!?!?!?
I thought Roy Cohn bit it.
no wonder why he's frowning
EWWWWWW!