How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.
Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm
There is NOTHING yummy about that.
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HILLARY=Donna KARAN !
OBAMA-THE KORAN !
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He looks like an oompa loompa!
This guy had a major peal done. I had one done about 4 weeks ago and parts of my face looked like this. Especially around my chin. You can not use make-up over it for about 2 weeks. I'd say this is less than a week old. Perhaps the Obagi Blue Peal. Face turns almost the color of wood and then falls off. With new skin underneath. In some cases it can take 10 years off. I don't understand why he would schedule something like this knowing he was going to have be going anywhere he would be photographed. LOL
He missed between his eyes…LOL and his hair line. Seriously he makes good money, you would think he'd get a better tan job and outfit.
Why do people write, FIRST! I really don't get it….
yo wtf? dats sum scary shit.
LMFAO he looks like the love child of an oopma loompa and a carrot.
XD
That's pretty bad, looks like he rubbed motor oil all over his face. Fuck it's even on his neck. Nice tacky suit though.
Looks like a chemical peel. Dude stay home.
okay people.
i KNOW what happened.
Paris told him he needed some moisturizer.
she slathered that carrot concoction all over his face and distracted him so he wouldn't see himself in a mirror.
THAT IS A FACT!
or at least i hope it went something like that.
he couldn't have meant to go out like that on purpose.
my dick is so hard.
why is he so orange he looks like he has skin cancer and that outfit is truely heinous
And yet he still looks better then you do Perez.
Paris Hilton's Birthday isn't until next week, but dumb bird bitch threw her ass a pre-Birthday party last night. Paris had Oompa Loompas perform, so I'm hoping she made her publicist, Elliot Mintz, dress as King Oompa Loompa or something. You can't tell me that's not some sort of costume. That looks like diarrhea was smeared all over his face. He was probably fixing Paris' stocking down below when she accidentally queefed and sprayed him with her toxic juices. He should get a raise for that.
Ali Sims also attended the party. She's looking for her next bitch to hang on to since Brit is out of commission.
OMG that's horrible! Skin cancer is on his way, doesn't he know that UVA rays are unhealthy??? [I might have made mistakes in writing, forgive me, I'm not English mothertongue]
I believe he MAY be trying to look like one of her little people friends???
HAHA WTF =D He looks like a tangerine/carrot/oompa loompa
That must be terrible for his skin!
BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no fuckin way.
What the fuck happened to his face?????
BTW that suit doesn't do a thing for his coloring, bad choice dude.
It definitely looks like he's had a chemical peel. The results are much like Samantha's on Sex and the City when she had to go do publicity at Carrie's book party.
oh wow… thats all I can say…wow
Is this for real ?????
Does…not…compute…
I'm all of a sudden urging an orange, no wait some carrots.
Swear to God, I would not leave the house.
Paris Hilton's Birthday isn't until next week, but dumb bird bitch threw her ass a pre-Birthday party last night. Paris had Oompa Loompas perform, so I'm hoping she made her publicist, Elliot Mintz, dress as King Oompa Loompa or something. You can't tell me that's not some sort of costume. That looks like diarrhea was smeared all over his face. He was probably fixing Paris' stocking down below when she accidentally queefed and sprayed him with her toxic juices. He should get a raise for that.
Ali Sims also attended the party. She's looking for her next bitch to hang on to since Brit is out of commission.
It looks like he smeared french dressing on his face. This has to be a joke. Was he at some sort of costume party? I find it hard to believe that he would go out in public thinking this was normal.
THAT CANT BE FUCKIN REAL! WTFFFFFFFFFFFF OOMPA LOOMPA
LOOKS LIKE HE SLIPPED AND FELL INTO A PILE OF SHIT
surely thats got to be a joke
Remember the "Friends" episode when Ross when tanning and forgot to turn…. 4 times? Apparently this guy liked the look. I don't care if I was going to God's birthday party, if I did this to myself I would not leave the house until I was pasty again
I`m pretty sure it`s a joke, no worries. Paris will probably fire him seeing as he`s basically mocking her- now Paris and her publicist can be twinnies!
OH MY GOD!!! Wat the fuck happened to this dude??? lay off the tanning beds man!!! D:
This is a joke, right???
Paris Hilton's Birthday isn't until next week, but dumb bird bitch threw her ass a pre-Birthday party last night. Paris had Oompa Loompas perform, so I'm hoping she made her publicist, Elliot Mintz, dress as King Oompa Loompa or something. You can't tell me that's not some sort of costume. That looks like diarrhea was smeared all over his face. He was probably fixing Paris' stocking down below when she accidentally queefed and sprayed him with her toxic juices. He should get a raise for that.
Ali Sims also attended the party. She's looking for her next bitch to hang on to since Brit is out of commission.
ummm…. was the party at area 51?
Love the pink lipstick with the pink tie. Orange and pink = WTF?????
She should fire him for bad fashion sense. And being Orange. Actually, that's beyond orange. Can you say, Skin Cancer?
is this serious?
oh, Lordy
he's just sick from having to watch that bomb of a movie she shit out or queefed out
EW that's fucking disgusting… It looks like Paris Hilton in man form. Fuckin Hollywood.
i…don't understand….why would you do this to yourself? does he actually think it looks good. :X
OMG he looks 'radiaocative' no wonder Paris is such a jackass! She has all these jackass people surrounding her!
okay whata hell?
Oh my gross. That has GOT to be a joke.
WHAT?
you've got to be kidding me right? This is a joke cause he CAN'T be serious!
WTF? are you fuckin kiddin me?! you would think he'd have stylists to tell him not to be putting that bronzer on his face!! hahahaha
NO CARNIVAL IS COMPLETE WITHOUT FACE PAINTING.
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HILLARY DIDN'T DO TOO WELL YESTERDAY…HOW COME WE DON'T HEAR ABOUT THAT?
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TEE HEE! HEY WHERE'S THAT "OPRAH" AND "PACA" BITCH THAT CALL ME FAG AND LIKE THE "N" WORD? HAVE THEY BEEN BLACKLISTED FROM THIS SITE YET? GOOD. CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO CAUSE THEM SOME TROUBLE WITH THE FCC
I still thinking that he is Paris father. They look somehow very similar. Ok, he is a little bit oranger than her now, but the look very similar
LMaoooo. obv. some of paris has rubbed off on him:]]
hahahaaa
really.
so.
fake
eheheehe
cant stop laughinggggg
He looks like someone spewed shit all over his sunburned face and then put a tacky suit on.
That can't be real!~
Did he lose a bet?? You cant hide a sunburn with a spraytan IDIOT.
…what the helll?!
ewwwwwwwwww….someones tan is horrible.
..if that is a tan
what IS that? he's all pink under there- maybe some lasering with a bunch of fake tan crap to cover it up? Ummm, is there a MIRROR in his house? Jeez.
Is this for real? Was this supposed to be just a joke???
OOOOMPA LOOOOPMA OOOOOmPA LOOooMPa
Re: jimmyjazz –
Very good point; I love how Perez has gotten quiet since HELLary's losing streak began. Hmm, amazing. (President) Obama is seriously kicking her ass. Glad to see.
OMG! are we serious! He looks like someone mixed up his fondation with hot wing sauce. LOL
is that for real he looks like a oompa lumpa.
possible b12/niacin overdose? poor elliot, dealing with paris made his skin orange…
The Umpa Lumpa of today.
it's called SKIN CANCER, you fucking assholes
What the fuck is going on here…that's ridiculous.
is that even serious?
what the fuck is wrong with him? why is he orange?
just ew
honestly
i can just see paris making him put that tanner on his face … "here, let me help, tee hee." Like Winslet and Keitel in Holy Smoke.
wait wait..he partied at Area? Oh,u mean at Area 51? hahahahhaa!!!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That is hilarious!!! Surely he looked in the mirror before he left the house. Here's a clue for Mr. Mintz … next time you fuck up with the spray-on tan, pick up the phone and call in sick. You look ridiculous!
He partied at AREA. Area 51,that is
CHEMICAL PEEL!!!
ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE FUCK
WTF??????????…………..THAT IS SO GROSS!!!!
I think he needs a stylist or maybe he has one and they just told him he looked fine. What an ass……….
did he use paris' tanner again? we talked abou this
…I'm confused. How does this even HAPPEN?!
umm… wtf?
is it like the lotion stuff?
or what…
goddamnnn thats nasty
OMG!!!! first he has survived a nuclear attack!….but then he got pink eye!!! POOR BASTARD lmao!! WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????
did he use paris' tanner again? we talked abou this
he is paris' self tanner guinea pig!
Which is worse? His orange face (that matches his orange hair) or his PLEATHER printed vinyl suit?!?
OOoOOmpa loOoOOompa doopity doo LOL. That man has one EFFED up looking uhhhhhhh tan?
I can't stop laughing…………This is better then a good comedy
Wow! The color would be scary enough if it was applied evenly but the missing spots between his eyebrows and on his forehead take the whole look way over the top. Wackadoo city.
i eally hope he put that all over his face s a joke.. or a publicity stunt, cuz he looks absolutley ridiculous…
he CANT be serious
I'll bet anything she made him do that — That's why she's looking so suddenly old and haggard now as nears 30; her ugly insides are starting to show on her outside.
wtf?? is this a joke??
lmao, maybe Paris told him in the car she would touch up his face to hide his peel…and he trusted her and didn't look at it….bet Paris laughed her arse off all night!
does he have a disease !?
ok, honestly,
i looked at this picture in complete shock for about 5 mins.
and i've come to the conclusion that under and only under the spell of Paris Hilton would someone think that this look good, or even acceptable.
Why would anyone, male or female, where ORANGE foundation!
Jesus, Mary needs a new make-up artist.
he looks like an oompa loompa
oh the pressures of Hollywood… wow…
I hope he did not pay someone to spray this sickly color on him, because I would try and demand my money back for looking like a not so freash carrot.
or
He should really not try and tan himself at home without trying the color out on his arm. I wonder if he is aware that there is self tanner for the face ?
omfg.
Add green hai and you'll have an oompa loompa. Also, why is his jacket made of gift wrap?
He looks like a pizza face. Yuck!
Poor cunt put on a face mask and forgot to take it off b4 going out!!!!! either that or he stuck his nose a little too far up paris' hole!!!