How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.
Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm
what the fuck is wrong w him
seriously?!?! seel help immediately. And learn how to blend your foundation.
What the flip flop?!
Old man, what the hell were you thinking???
are you serious thats even fucking sicker than sick
hahahahahha
I kinda love it!
looks like he had some kinky sex take a shit and smear it on my face
Call Willy Wonka and tell him one of the Oompa Loompas ran away
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
that is insane, lay off the tanning buddy
i really hope this so fake
ewwwwwwwwwwwww……somebody locked him in a tanning bed overnight!
What Area?
Area 51 ?
Looks like a laser peel gone bad, then topped off with a bad makeup job. I'd sue.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you still use that old 80´s make-up, (Perez you know what I´m talking about….) you should really know how to work it…
All angels, all little hidden places of the body like the ear, neck, and well the head!
What the HELL was that makeup artist thinking?!?
umpalumpa
If someone made diaharea (extra chunky) on his face it would look better
420th!!!
That is Elliot Mintz: John Lennon & Yoko Ono's former publicist, now Paris Hilton's publicist.
I luv how his eyelids and insides of his ears are pink still. Fascinating.
um
what in the fuck is on his face
what a douche.
dumb ass whiteys always trying to be a darker color. you bitches dont like blacks but your white asses are always trying to get our color… fucking honkey ass , pale face white monkeys.. redneck honkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this for real? Did his color show up between the time he left the house and this picture was taken? Didn't anyone tell him not to get out of the car?
eeewwwwwww!!!!
the sad part is he probably believes that this looks better than "pale" skin. why is hollywood so obsessed with always having really tan skin and never having a single wrinkle, even if you're 70 years old?! what ever happened to aging gracefully??? i'm all about being healthy and taking care of my skin and all that so that i don't look old prematurely, but the plastic surgery/botox/tanning obsession in this country is completely out of control. once beautiful people don't even look human anymore. it's sad that the people our culture looks up to as the most physically beautiful are so insecure they try to change everything about themselves.
he's the oompa loompa of PR agents!
what what ewww.. gross.. why would you go in public looking like that
What the hell is up with that??! Doesn't she have any say in what her publicist looks like???
This should be file under "If you are easily offended".
ah, does he think looks good?! WTF!!
please please tell me this is photoshop.
oompa loompa doo pa dee doo i see an oompa in front of you!!!!!
Maybe he's free lancing as a clown… A man has to dream.
Never mind his rainbow popsicle face. He looks like he shopped at Liberace's garage sale.
Don't you think he'd have someone at least TELL him if he'd put the tanner on evenly? Looks like he had a 2 year old fingerpain his face/ears. Eww.
Paris needs to find someone a little younger to be her pubicist.
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA EWW WTF IS THAT!?!!! ….THIS PHOTO JUST MADE MY DAY
Looks like Kramer when he fell asleep in the tanning bed.
I have treated burn patients that looked like him. Holy fuck! Come to Montana and get your feet back on the ground!
Such a sexy stud!!!
Why is his skin pink underneath all that paint??? I refuse to believe this is for real.
I dont think that's a fake than r anything like it. I think its a chemical peel of some kind…. you know to ward off the wrinkles… maybe it went bad…. maybe its makeup of the red peel???? who knows but no one should go out looking like that.
WTF is on that guy's face? Does he want to be an Oompa Loompa or something? That's just nasty.
faint!
Is this a joke?
He was trying to save a few bucks, and bought the cheapest self-tanner available. God that is aweful.
I think he looks amazing. I love people who takes risks with their looks.
it's a real oompa loompa!!!
WTF!! Did he rub shit all over his face!
perez honey, you REALLY should have used one of those "easily offended" cuts for this picture. i almost just lost my lunch, that's the fuckin sickest thing i've seen all day.
He looks so wierd and gross!! did he put a whole bottle of self tanner and smear it all on his face. did he look in the mirror oompa loompa
What IS that? What the hell is that? What…? I'm dumbfounded… It was probably Paris' suggestion and probably told him he looked 'hot' to his face - a hot mess!
Oompaloompa alien
This is depraved, although his hairline, and around his eyes, where he missed
blending, actually match his tie which is purple.
I wonder what color his manhood is?
WTF???????
HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY????
*LOL* Oh MAN!! Who knew Paris' publicist was an OOMPA-LOOMPA!! *BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!! He HAD to have done that as a joke. If not, than that man needs more psychological help than a room full of Brittany's.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH
omg HAHAHAHHAHAHA WTF HAPPEN TO HIM???????
HAHHAHAHAHA
Really, what is wrong with this guys face? It's even on his farking ears by george! Did he fall asleep or pass out on his tanning bed? Why don't these people stop it with the fake tan already, it looks stupid. I'll keep my ghost white color thankyouverymuch.
but between the eyebrows is pink!
I really hope he wore a banana hammock while he passed out on the tanning bed so his willie is not defiled like his head is.
No only is the orange bad, the pink tie and decorated jacket don't help.
Even my kids know orange and pink are a fashion no, no.
WTF !!!!!!!1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
i'm so disturbed i might not be able to sleep at night. if i was paris i'd ask him to go home, or fire him!!!
For the people who dont know, its on socialitelife.com. He did this for Paris's party - which she had oompa loompa there. She had him dress up as an oompa loompa, so yes - you could say this was a joke.
oompa loompa dippy doo, I've got a message for you.
Someone tell me this is a joke
C'mon, yall. That looks so photoshopped.
PeHil…send that man the "dumbass photo" award….people oughtta know when they do something stupid.
This has got to be a joke seriously….
CHEMICAL PEEL!
What the ABSOLUTE FUCK is THAT??????
Oompa Loompa Doompa dee doo…
what would ever make someone looking like that to actually go out in public?!
its an oompa loompa!
Is this for real.. who would actually walk outsides looking like that and think it looks good.. wtf..!!
you're fucking kidding me…
Elliot looks like a god damn oompa loompa. wtf? spray tan much?
man perez you're comments are getting weak. when is the bitch coming back?
OMG THATS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT!!!
i dont know understand?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god.
HIGHlarious costume! He is dressed as a space orange, right?!
He looks like if you bit into him, hot juice would squirt out, like a microwaved weiner.
Holy crap!!! How on earth did anyone let him go out in public like that???? What a freak!
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IT'S LIKE ONE BIG FRECKLE!!
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Seriously, is he ok? He's turning into his client!
Re: james dean –
this is not real….wtf did he seriously go out like that. is this seriously REAL?!
No more carrots for you baby. How's the jaundice thang? Did the face peel go awry? Got Mercurochrome? Did he have oral sex with Lindsey Lohan? He's got FIRE FACE!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is he thinking? Does he own a mirror? Retard!
this has to be a joke, rite???
Hollywood seriously need to lay off the spray tanning! Don't they effing see how horrible they look!?
what the fuck is this. i don't understand. i really don't.
i dont get it..he has an orange face and is wearing silver wrapping paper with a pink bow.. wat sup with that? who would want a carrot as a gift?
Is this a fuckin joke????
omfg! is this fuckin foreal?!
Re: Sparkletime – Say wat!?! u actually love it?!?
OMG! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!
hmm… foxy bastard.