How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.
Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm
WTF?
fall asleep in the tanning bed?
the pink tie brings out the pink around his hairline
WTF??!??!?!
seriously, I don't get your comment perez. maybe I'm blinded….
IS THIS THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME FOR YOU, PEREZ?
Keep it up Perez, and this will be you. Real soon.
Like ya
P
This CAN'T be real! It has to be either a joke or a publicity stunt.
Holy shit. I did not know you can be that fucking orange. He need to go to tanning rehab. Shit.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
dis-GUSTING.
What in the fucking hell is he thinking? Not only is it mildly gross to be wearing that much fake tanner, but at LEAST cover up the line where it meets your real wrinkly ass skin.
Seriously, why the fuck would someone do this to himself? It's obviously makeup - was he trying to make fun of Dina Lohan??????
haha, how does one not realize how unattractive that is?
Is that for reals
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is this for real???? i can't believe anyone would walk around looking so silly
OMG that is friggin hysterical. I just about peed my pants laughing. Does he not have a mirror or a friend to tell him what a complete ass he looks like???
who?
what ?
wtf?
i dont understand what im looking at. is this guy for real??
sweet jesus
He looks drunk. He must of smeared this stuff on when he was wasted. He didn't even get it between his eyebrows, inside his ears and on the little fat waddle on his neck.
Paris help this dude out!! You know his appearence reflecks on you and you need all the help you can get!!
Uh oh! Some one must have over slept in the tanning bed again.
What the hell happened? Did he get smacked with a bottle of iodine or is this known as "Paris' Revenge"?
Want to see a horror movie? Look at this guy! Scared the shit out of me when I saw him. Tim Burton should have casted this guy as a Oompa Loompa in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
Holy crap, WTF?!?! poor guy
this has to be a joke…right??
nooo it can't be real,what have u photoshoot him perez?omg…he's an IDIOT..paris and he are two complete LOSERS!!!
this is why you don't go out after you've had a chemical peel children….
Um, he's not a color that appears in nature. . .
Are you SURE you didn't paint that on? I'll admit to mabey walking out of the house with some apple skin stuck in my teeth, but how can you not know your WHOLE FACE is covered in creamy tomato soup!
WTF. Is that photoshop? Please some one fill me in…
WHAT. THE. HELL ?????
he needs to stop trying to be black
What in the hell did he use to get that orange? I need to know, so that I stay the hell away from it. I can't believe he left his house like that. It just goes to show how petty Hollywood is, not one of his "friends" would tell him that he looked ridiculous? It's a damn shame. My friends would say, "Where the hell you goin gurl lookin all orange and shit?" As a matter of fact, I doubt my friends would want to be seen with me all orange and shit.
my friend nat looks like that………….
is he serious???
this is disturbing on so many levels.
*love you P!*
Oh please for the love of baby Jesus let that be fake!!!
Oh please for the love of baby Jesus let that be fake!!!
Is he in blackface or is that the spray tan?
Hey, someone smeared iodine all over this dude's face.
WTF??? That must be the results of a peel…. no one can be dumb enough to use bronzer that way….
Oh, come on…that HAS to be photoshopped!
Does anyone look normal in LA or is everyone on the same drugs and look in the mirror and see something else. maybe it's breathing in all that smog.
OMG!!what is that???Spray tan?
He must have liver disease. That looks like jaundice. Poor bastard.
OMG!!!Orange Skin.
hollyweird
he looks like an oompaloompa
he looks like a thanksgiving yam.
what the fucking hell is that? that cannot be human.
LOOKS LIKE HE GOT THE SPECIAL #2 THE POOPIE FACIAL….YUCK
THIS IS WHAT A CHEMICAL PEEL LOOKS LIKE WHILE YOUR FACE IS HEALING….it's not self-tanner or over-tanning if that's what people are thinking….all you have to do is check out the pink around his scalp….it's clearly a chemical peel….but he should have stayed in!
he looks like when samantha got a chemical peel right before carries book party on sex and the city!!
OH. MY. GOD.
HOOOOOOLY SHIT!!! LOL!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA! LOLOL LMFAO!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GAWD!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man that made my night!
oompa loompa doompta do. he sure choose the wrong bronzer should oldies really be using bronzer??? it sits in the fine lines
oh my goodness gracious…
his is face supposed to look like that?!?!?!
no publishist should look like that GAH DAMN! LOL
I just don't think I would've gone out that night… considering he looks like he just got slamed in the face by a peach/carrot pie.
IS THAT REAL OR WAS THAT PHOTOSHOPPED?
what would cause this , it is scary. Really did he get his faced "peeled"
thats the filthiest display of humanity i've ever seen in my life.
GROSSS this is AWFUL
GROSSS this is AWFUL
is this a seriously a real picture!!!! it looks like halloween!!!
guess he took a break from working at the chocolate factory.
reminds me of the episode of sex and the city where samantha has a bad chemical peel
AMEN!!! Is he serious?!
what? does he know this/?? this is crazy.. weird.. no wonder he reps paris…
It's a skin peel to look younger Y'all!
oh shit this must be a joke
I wonder what he looks like without the Oompa Loompa makeup.
I think i'm going to masturbate to that picture now.
WTF and Oh my God are the only things that some to mind when looking at that pic.
oranger than an oompa-loompa
Coke'd out Ummpa Lummpa
OK this can't be serious…
How sad. Back in the day Elliott was a cool DJ. He had a great show on KLOs. He looks like hell.
Oh my fucking goddess, what the HELL is that? That CANNOT be a humanoid! Fucking hell, scary!
holy shit is this for real??? dear lord, someone needs to direct him to a professional!!!
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF? Someone doesn't know how to use self tanner!
Off to rehab for him!
SAY HELLO TO THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE OOMPA LOOMPA FAMILY…EWWW
what
the
fuck
happened
to
his
face?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? HE LOOKS LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA
Looks like he rubbed his face all over a dish of sweet potatoes.
Well, I don't think this pic was edited…I've been looking online since I saw this and finally found an article that said he made a "startling enterance" to Paris' party…but they said it was orange paint….I just googled him and then went to news if anyone is interested….
What is this? Someone do tell.
Why the fuck go out when your face is that nasty? His pumpkin-orange skin is reflecting off his homo-licious jacket.
Exactly WTF is that?
You would think he could afford better tha Coppertone QT.
Obviously the worst spray on tan in history. I can't believe he went out like that.
wtf is he burned lol no really wtf
He could start up the Orange Man Group
WHAT THE FUCK.
Was he a burn victim? He has no eyelids.
I meant to say no eyelashes
LMFAO i'm sorry but i couldn't stop laughing for about 5 mins straight. not only at the pic, but at the comments on the pic. you people are fucking hilarious.
ahaaaaa.
if you look at his hair line he's really really red.
maybe he was trying to cover up a burn?
haha oh well.
is that real?
aaaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha…..JACKASS!!!!!
Seriously?! Who goes out in public like that?!
.. does he have a disorder? or did he paint himself?
:S
paris hilton is 27? shouldn't she be more… mature by now? well, it shouldve happened a couple of years ago.