How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.
Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm
OMG! Is that real??
this is paris hilton's publicist, people. is it any wonder? i'm sure he is a great guy but they definitely share beauty tips.
ohhhhhhhh my god. ohhhhhhhhhhh dear god. this will not end peacefully.
….because it seems minstrel shows are TOTALLY LYK BACK rite now
…fake and bake?
Wow.. Someone needs to lay off the artificial sun rays.. Lookin a little orange there bro..
yah lol
Is this for real?
did you run up and wipe shit all over his face?!?!? roflmao
that has to be a joke right? lmao
This can't be real!!! A joke maybe?
oohh boyy; poor guy looks like an oompa loompa.
I do not like the tanning bed..
I do not like it turns me red
I do not like the shade I am
I really need a spray on tan
I did not leave a big fat tip…
so they sprayed me down to make me look like Sh*t
oompa loompa doompa dee doo, i've got another puzzle for you!!!
He should sue you Perez, I was at that party and he wasn't THAT orange..you have doctored the pic!!
Shame on you Perez…and for what?…cheap thrills?
AHAHAHAHAHA..ahah..hhhhh.
OMG! Does he really not realize how horrible he looks!?!?
omg
Im scared
mommy, hold me
What the fuck happened ???????
That has to be photoshopped. He looks like an oompa loompa. That's not any kind of tan I have ever seen. It looks like he was just prepped for surgery with betadine.
Holy Shiz!
THIS CANT BE REAL!!
no effing way
how the hell does this happen
hahahhaahhahahahah
Fancy Haircut - $100
Bottle of Insta-Bronze - $50
Forgetting about Receding Hairline - Priceless
OMG!!! It's like he plunged his face in carrot soup! Hysterical!!!
Well smack my ass and call me jim dandy.
I thought he was more like bacon than a carrot! Fried extra crispy.
He matches the Olsen Twin's apt. in NYC.
omg is that for reeal? was it a fancy dress party perhaps???
Maybe he's being ironic?
Doing a satirical installation art piece on Hollywood?
What…the fuck?
imagine what the ole girl must be on to leave the motel that way.
it rubs off when he blows u but hey the ole man pays good.
Oompaloompa!!!!! Its a joke right?
Words aren't necessary.
OMG!!! I usually don't swear/curse… But WHAT THE HELL happened to this man?!? Is that serious??? Does he seriously think it looks good, or is someone pulling a joke on him? SCARY!
WTF is that???? A Paint job?
Looks like an oompa loompa sat on his face
Did someone play a nasty trick on him, or did he do it purposely?
Talk about a carrot.
is that for real?
Has he been in a fire?!
S.H.A.M!!! "shitty, hot, ass, mess"!!!
Rich people crack me up.
Where are the fashion police when some one need them.
I wonder if he will see this picture and say" What the HELL did I do"
I guess swinging a Tang was a mistake…
Jesus Christ!! What happened to the man?
OMG! He looks like an Oompa Loompa from 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'!! Lay off the spray tan next time dude!
umpa lumpa!
really? this?
does it look good to him?
he must have something wrong cause his skins all pink underneath
Is this a joke??…..
LOL…that's hilarious!!!
Didn't somebody tell him he looked like a giant carrott before he left the house?
W. T. F.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND W. T. F.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: James – Soooooooooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chemical peeeelll…eeek.
can you possibly more orange than this ?!!?!
Kids….this is what happens when you stand too close to the volcano! He looks as if he's been fricassed.
Re: stan – Hilarious!
Omg the orangiest orange that ever oranged.
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!
AH perez!!!!! your going to give us all nightmares with this pic! make it stop make it stop
are you serious?
uhh…he missed a spot.
WOW….lol
Oopma, Loompa, Doop-a-dee-doo…
this might sound stupid but does he have face paint or something on? surely that can't be his real skin..
LOL…. well we know he has no taste, but who did the terribel spray on tan?
oompa loompa doopety doo–
Note to self….bad tans make your eyes look beady and pink. He looks like a lab rat that's been exposed to radiation. WTH?!?
That Guy Has No Mirrors Or Blind and Thought He was Using Moisturizer Instead of Pumpkin Pie. Either way its not a racist thing but We Need to Stop the Spread of the Orange People…..
Oh boy..that's a really bad self tanning job !!!!!!
Is that Bill? He did not wear what I told him too, when he was out campaigning for me….harumpf…H.C.
Oompa Loompa!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! What a douche!
He's more orange than the orangest spikey-haired jersey douche bag!
Re: perez_is_ugly –
And who the f@#& are you?!
Ewww……that's disgusting. Hello skin cancer here I come.
It's not a tan, he had a chemical peel
Hey, home-made bacon bits!
That's hot. Oh, I mean burnt to a freakin' crisp!
WFT IS THAT ON HIS FACE?
Looks like an extremly bad case of Jaudice!
He's a f*cking Uumpa-Lumpa!!!
LMFAO!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS!! THIS HAS BEEN THE FUNNIEST ENTRY SINCE THE TOM CRUISE THING!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD JUST READING THE ENTRIES!!
XENU…IS THAT YOU???????
had to have been a chemical peel.. thats disgusting
how do you even get that orange ?
is that for real, did someone really let him go out in public looking like that?
what happened to this guy? how come it doesn't say what's wrong with him? did someone do this to his face because it looks like his real skin is at the top of his forehead…
SUREEEELY….this a joke….???? lol :s x
WTF!! THAT IS JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY!!! LOL!!
WTF!! He looks like one of the guys from Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory!!!!!!!!!
is the silver jacket to insure maximum amount of sun reflection to his face wherever he goes?
this is whackkkk dude : (
This can't be real! He's bright orange!
Wonka called. He wants his stolen Oompa Loompa returned. He is PISSED!
WTF is on his face? Does he think it's not noticeable? I seriously wanna know if anyone has idea what is goin on here?!
he's pink AND orange, good grief!!! send him to the nearest burn unit or at least hand him a mirror (and a paper bag)… poor guy.
color the hair green and you will also have a umpa lumpa
he looks like a fucking Oompa Loompa! now i see who encourages her to spray tan herself every 5 fuckin seconds!!
Looks like a photoshopped pic to me. I can't believe that if he really looked like that he would go out in public. Besides, how would that even happen? Nobody could get THAT bad of a spray tan and there would almost have to be a way to wash at least some of it off. It's either fake or an inside joke about that oompa-loompa encounter Paris had in Vegas.
hm, interesting.
if that were me, i would not go out in public.
he mine as well just walk out naked.
OH MY GOD. QUE ES ESO?
WHAT IS THAT?!?
HE LOOKS SO SCARY…..
How is he not dead from skin cancer? and how does he think that looks remotely human/acceptable?