How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.
Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm
seriously… whaaat the hell
is this a joke?!??
why a salad? i don't get that joke.
why does he look like this??!?!?
What the hell??? Is this pic doctored? Is this the result of self tanning or a chem peel? YOU HAVE TO UPDATE ON THIS PEREZ!!!
is this for reals? seriously?
surely this picture has been doctored????? i hope???
HAHAHA! All I could do when I saw this was shout WHOA!!!
I've been laughing my ass off reading other people's comments about this one, haha. Honestly, how could he think unevenly putting ORANGE on his face and ears, then pairing it with hot pink, silver foliage, and black be remotely okay? And why doesn't Paris or ANYone pull him aside and ask him if he's dying or just color blind?
What the hell is that? It looks like someone shoved his face in a bowl of french dressing!(By the way I love the Oompa Loompa comments!)
Face Peal, and then lots of pancake makeup. Oopss should have waited until after the party. Perez you put me in stitches…you silly goose.
Umm…ewww!
Woah!! How do you not know what you look like??? Its like he tried to cover up abad sunburn. You can't help but think: OOMPA loompa AS MOST OF THE COMMENTORS SAID! LOL WOW-THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVS- I would of like to have been there too see how others respond if they were chattin' it up with the tanless lotioned phenomenon lololol w.t.f?
Hmm… my guess is too much beta carotene. (though I'm a bit nerdy like that)
Chemical Peel?
i bet that has to do with a skin cancer treatment. leave the poor guy alone.
it was a dress up party you morons, have a look at what paris was wearing, and the fact that oompa loompas were at her party also….
kinda smells of 'he did it on purpose'
cant believe people think it was a fake tan gone wrong.
pretty sure he can afford a proper spray tan.
he needs to sack whoever spray tanned him
omg is this guy for real surely that is a practical joke no looser would come out with a face like that!! scary
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE F IS THAT!!
I'm seriously scared…
He looks pissed. In more ways than one.
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe he got a chemical peel that day or something? hopefully it isnt an awful spray tan…..
How do you say… "you're a whore and need to be banished to whore island with your client" in umpa lumpa language?
Tanorexic…
Oh come on…this cannot be real!
I like my oranges orange but i am not so crazed about people like that
Holy Batman, Joker has a cousin. So my question is who threw the baby food at his face?
Is he photoshopped? Ewww…
He is the lamest guy on earth, a mediocre PR guy.
roasted carrots in tin foil
OMG!!! WTF??????
WTF morot(carrot)
Re: Gaby – i think you are right, he seems real pink under the orange, he's trying to cover up a dermabrasion treatment???
omg its the attack of the tae bags LOL …x
Baha
What is that ugly ass creature ?!
What the fuck is that i mean omg he looks like a carott/little bastard thing from charle and the child molester factory. What the fuck is wrong with his face
the hell!?
Someone's been tangoed!
from Emily–xo
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