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Life According To Britney

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Britney Spears > Kevin Federline

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Poor B. Seems like there's more turmoil than usual in the home front.

Spears has put her Beverly Hills home up for sale. Her mansion in Malibu is also up for grabs, if you have $12 million to shell out.

In the meantime, Britney's been staying at the Four Seasons Hotel and is rumored to be having major drama with Kevin Federline, who still refuses to sign the divorce documents and may have called Children's Protective Services on her ghetto ass last week.

Spears' homes are said to be unsafe for her little boo boos - there are no safety barriers around her pools.

And, that big boo boo, Kfed, seems to have finally moved on from Britney. The failed rapper is said to be dating an LA radio DJ, Luscious Liz.

All this talk of dramz and no talk about Britney and her "music."

Comeback? Highly unlikely!

P.S. Just for shiz and gigglez. CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of the photo above!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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439 comments to “Life According To Britney”

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  1. Britney is trash says – reply to this


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    Kevin's new mansion doesn't have a fence around the pool, either.

  2. KRISTI says – reply to this


    102

    Now that it is public knowledge that Kevin Federline gets $50,000 a month from Britney, the only people he will attract will be users, manipulators, money hungry grubbers.

    No one will want him or his kids for what matters most. They might act like to his face but trust me they will only be in it with him for what they can get.

    WHAT GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND!!!!!!!

  3. WTF says – reply to this


    103

    I guess her head is not the only thing she shaves…lol

  4. Dee says – reply to this


    104

    Liz is NOT dating K-fag, shes been clearing up that rumor all morning on the air today.

  5. jsf says – reply to this


    105

    www.strangecandy.wordpress.com

  6. DD says – reply to this


    106

    LIZ IS NOT DATING K-FAG,shes been clearing that rumor up all morning on the air

  7. OBoggie says – reply to this


    107

    Britney is old news and damn overrated, overexposed dumb ass biotch … she's as cool as Parisite Hilton … this hoe needs to step up and be the mom that she aught to be …

  8. dina says – reply to this


    108

    i do hope they take away the kids from her

  9. Chris A. says – reply to this


    109

    What is it with this train wreck?????? Doesn't CPS care what happens to her babies?????? This female needs long term in patient care…..Sure as hell is no woman…and definitely not a Mother….Ewwww……

  10. m says – reply to this


    110

    She's a fucking pig!!

  11. m says – reply to this


    111

    She's a f&*@king pig!!

  12. mcrespo says – reply to this


    112

    She's a pig and she will always be a pig!

  13. Chris A. says – reply to this


    113

    This trainwreck needs long term in patient care. What's with CPS???? Don't they care about the two babies???? Not a woman or a mother for sure…

  14. gemini4sho says – reply to this


    114

    take some hair from your head and put on your kitty. it would look much better down there

  15. KW says – reply to this


    115

    Are those stretch Marks on her vagina??

  16. nah says – reply to this


    116

    definitely a wax job…no razor burn here!

  17. Stacey says – reply to this


    117

    She's a has-been

  18. LUKE says – reply to this


    118

    I WOULD EAT THAT FOR DAYS!!!!!

  19. VIPER says – reply to this


    119

    ALL I CAN SAY IS HER MAMA I BET,WISH,S THAT LOAD OF SPERM TO CREATE THIS WAS SOURING ON A STUMP SOMEWHERE ! HEH HEH !

  20. LUKE says – reply to this


    120

    I WOULD EAT THAT FOR DAYS

  21. monica says – reply to this


    121

    It looks like she is wearing pantys to me. Beige or skin color.

  22. Ann says – reply to this


    122

    EEEEEWWWWW….trashy ho. this girl is disgusting

  23. firecrotch fur burger says – reply to this


    123

    I'd hit it…again

  24. man says – reply to this


    124

    Let me know when she shows her cooter again. Otherwise, I thought you covered CELEBRITIES.

  25. HELLO says – reply to this


    125

    Why wouldnt she just put fences around the pools! is in necessary to sell both homes! good god!

  26. franzua says – reply to this


    126

    i just fell sorry for her

  27. laura says – reply to this


    127

    she is nothing but a psycho tramp. someone should give her a good slap in the face to wake up that hillbilly whore.

  28. CAROL says – reply to this


    128

    OH MAN…I THOUGHT LIZ WAS SMARTER THAN THAT…(LIZ IS FROM POWER 106)…BRITTANY NEEDS TO PUT ALL THE ENERGY INTO HER KIDS INSTEAD OF PARTYING AND SHOWING HER GOODIES..DIDNT YOU MAMA SHOW YOU HOW TO SEAT WHEN WEARING A SKIRT…

  29. JC says – reply to this


    129

    I just don`t GET it! Why not just wear a thong? How many times does your cooter need to be on the net before you get a CLUE?

  30. Sharde says – reply to this


    130

    that slut needs to close her legs! you think shed learn!

  31. arty Perez says – reply to this


    131

    i heard she also had her belly button and nipples removed

  32. Sharde says – reply to this


    132

    PS~ PEREZ HILTON IS FUCKING GREAT! DONT HATE JUST CAUSE YOU CANT BLOG ABOUT CELBS BETTER!!

  33. Trudy says – reply to this


    133

    You guys do know that, thats an old picture of brityney right. She not a blonde anymore she burnette. That pic was before she went to rehab. She going to make a come back. The cd is sopous to come out in november. Why would it a single come out now.

  34. danny says – reply to this


    134

    mmm yummy
    brit is so hott
    i wanna fuck her right now
    mann…no pubic hair is so sexy

  35. AuraKill says – reply to this


    135

    oh my, I'd still eat that….

  36. Mer says – reply to this


    136

    Looks photoshopped to me.

  37. PT says – reply to this


    137

    Who wants to see her stupid shaved snatch anyway.

  38. luscious says – reply to this


    138

    I always enjoy a good beaver shot–and the train wreck that is Britney Spears' life!

  39. Liz says – reply to this


    139

    Is it just me, or is her crotch highly abnormal looking?

  40. Lulu says – reply to this


    140

    ewwwwww que sucia ……

  41. bre says – reply to this


    141

    poor thing she needs some good d**k

  42. Jhanette says – reply to this


    142

    I can’t believe this woman is still flashing the world… Didn’t she say something on her site about victory secret new panty line…? Someone get this woman some underwear!!! It’s time for this chick to wake the hell up… she famous and she’s losing EVERYTHING she worked so hard for and for what? A lame rapper that couldn’t get his life started on his own so he knocked up someone famous… PLEASE Britney get over IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. jbb says – reply to this


    143

    Look at her flabby belly - needs more sit ups after pushing out a couple youggins

  44. Becka says – reply to this


    144

    Thats not 'No Hair'! Thats just nude colored panties. You can even see the tag at the front. Damn, are people that dumb?

  45. Britney IS DISGUSING! says – reply to this


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    I am so tired of everyone giving her acknowledgement - she is the epitomy of TRASH. KFed is not all that bad of a guy. Why is it everyone gives him crap for being caught up in the "BS" shit storm. We all know his ethics are questionable, but she is much worse off than him. SHE IS GROSSE

  46. justme says – reply to this


    146

    ewww

  47. Cece says – reply to this


    147

    She's so stupid for marrying him. She's getting what she deserves. Go Kevin! Milk that bitch.

  48. Samantha says – reply to this


    148

    I'm so sick of seeing her…she's a disgusting mess.

  49. Raquel/JJ says – reply to this


    149

    Give it up already!!

  50. jeri says – reply to this


    150

    Those kids are future psych cases. like their 'rents

  51. -C- says – reply to this


    151

    But plenty of belly fat!

  52. Ashley says – reply to this


    152

    she's so nuts….she's not going to make a comeback…hahahaaaa!

  53. ACEMAN says – reply to this


    153

    NOTHING LIKE A CLEAN TABLE

  54. Lori says – reply to this


    154

    Damb Girl , go buy some Draws

  55. Perezbian Lover says – reply to this


    155

    She is such an idiot. How hard is it to remember to wear PANTIES? Twat!

  56. Lars says – reply to this


    156

    That is one strange looking something………………..

  57. St. Awful says – reply to this


    157

    KFed was the ruination of Britney's career, looks and health. Let that be a lesson to all you horny, man-hungry bitches!

  58. Yelitza says – reply to this


    158

    Her nani probably stinks because we sweat there and even more with no underwear

  59. christina says – reply to this


    159

    She really needs to learn how to get out of a car

  60. Andrew E says – reply to this


    160

    I still wanna Eat Dat Kitty !!!!

  61. Debbie says – reply to this


    161

    wait she is wearing underwear, it's just a tan color. i think…ew

  62. Boss says – reply to this


    162

    Well at least her cooter is making a comeback!

  63. Boss says – reply to this


    163

    nice to know her Twat is making a comeback!

  64. Shanna says – reply to this


    164

    What a dirty ass. Her babies will be proud in a few years when they can show their friends their moms twat. Classy!

  65. Nik says – reply to this


    165

    would everybody just leave britney alone?
    jesus christ. what is wrong with all of you hypocritical fucks?
    I myself am a young mother, and I'm also in my early 20's. I've made plenty of bad choices, but I grew up and learned. Her sons are just Babies!!! Give her time! She's been in the spotlight since she was barely a teenager. Leave jher alone for a bit, let her be.

  66. Lucielle says – reply to this


    166

    the only thing she can do to top this is if she grabs each piss flap starts waving her arms and flies away…

  67. Shanna says – reply to this


    167

    Dirty Ass! Her babies will be so proud to show off these pictures years later to their friends. Classy!

  68. briana says – reply to this


    168

    i have that tshirt. im burning it now

  69. EM says – reply to this


    169

    I FEEL BAD FOR HER…..

  70. julia says – reply to this


    170

    Wouldn't it feel uncomfortable not wearing at least a thong? Showing her nasty vigina to the paparrazi is just trailor trash….She full of shit when she got interviewd by matt….. I feel bad for her boys….The hell with her….

  71. Ms`tivz- says – reply to this


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    first off. i listened to Big Boy's neighborhood this morning like i do every morning and Liz herself explained that she and that fuck'n bum K-bitch were NOT and i repeat NOT a couple.. whom ever started the rumor is a piece of lying shit.!!.. get u'r info correct before throw'n up some bullshit bout my girl Liz………….. pzz

  72. Cazza says – reply to this


    172

    Maybe she is wearing nude colored underwear!

  73. smokemonster says – reply to this


    173

    thanks for sharing the pic again. laughing at her stupidity (for the millionth time) brightened my day…

  74. peggy says – reply to this


    174

    Gosh, she is back to her old tricks and will have another breakdown soon. She is out of control again….

  75. OUTERBKS says – reply to this


    175

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER???

  76. Suzy says – reply to this


    176

    What a trainwreck!!!

  77. Your Mom says – reply to this


    177

    She reminds me of a washed up Barbie doll.

  78. praise says – reply to this


    178

    grooooooooooos

  79. wdawes says – reply to this


    179

    Yeesh, like the bad smell she is, she can never die. But for god sake, will she just do Playboy, and get it over with, ending her career where she truly belongs, in porn.

    Greetings from Australia, down under to be honest. Any more pics of her, and males are just going to have to go gay!

    but not under her.

  80. Tina Marie says – reply to this


    180

    Does anyone have hair in 2007???? No bush or blowouts allowed ;) Brit needs to stop going COMANDO in SKIRTS, she just needs to stay the F CK HOME!!!!

  81. nikki says – reply to this


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    if that belly of hers gets any bigger she wont even be able to see her nana

  82. OJ says – reply to this


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    i've lost all faith…how can u not?

  83. Crapper T. Crapperton says – reply to this


    183

    I predict this crazy person will "off herself" by the New Year. She's a disgusting mess, I feel bad for her kids and her mom.. and anyone that has to have anything to do with her skank ass. YUCKERS!!!

  84. isobel says – reply to this


    184

    Fool me once,shame on you;fool me twice:shame on me!

  85. pippimarie says – reply to this


    185

    ugh, can we please stop talking about this talentless washed up white trash trailer park hag???

    She never had talent to begin with for cripes sake!!
    At least Paris doesn't pretend to have talent, she is what she is :)

    Britney=FORGETTABLE

  86. pippimarie says – reply to this


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    ugh, can we please stop talking about this talentless washed up white trash trailer park hag???

    She never had talent to begin with for cripes sake!!
    At least Paris doesn't pretend to have talent, she is what she is :)

  87. stacey says – reply to this


    187

    put some f'in panties on already, for the love of god!!!!!!

  88. christy says – reply to this


    188

    that is such a fake picture. TOTALLY photoshopped

  89. katie says – reply to this


    189

    little ms. sunshine shows where the sun don' t shine.
    God bless

  90. de Cosmos says – reply to this


    190

    When all else fails, Britney goes for yet another beaver shot when what the world really wants is a sex tape.

  91. diva says – reply to this


    191

    what does she have against panties??

  92. European Wax Center says – reply to this


    192

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  93. European Wax Center says – reply to this


    193

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  94. She-mom says – reply to this


    194

    At least she has enough money for a razor. How grose would it be to see hair. She leaves us questioning, does the carpet match the drapes?

  95. European Wax Canter says – reply to this


    195

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  96. meg says – reply to this


    196

    Brit should have her kids taken away…..I have two children and if I pulled half of the shit she's pulling my kids would be in protective services and I'd be lucky to get visitation rights……this is ridiculous and it goes to show if your rich it doesn't matter……..you can beat…..neglect and put your children in harms way just for your pure amusement……it can be posted on billboards and the goverment, the law and other agencies will look the other way….It makes me want to VOMIT!!!!!!!!!

  97. Andrea says – reply to this


    197

    Britney, please, for the love of God, find some panties. They're cheap.

  98. maria says – reply to this


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    She is a spoiled, stupid, wise ass. She deserves to lose everything and maybe she will get off of her high horse and stop thinking her retared attempts as sarcasm are funny.

    She needs to lose her kids and end up needing to beg the people she insults for forgiveness

    She is digusting, pointless and untalented.

  99. Leonard says – reply to this


    199

    Brit…. wear some underware. For God's Sake. Learn from your mistakes and quit flashing your vagigi

  100. L says – reply to this


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    This pic is old as hell and she does have a safety barrier around her pools check X17.

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