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This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee likes to eat fried squirrel!

For reals.

Click here to watch him talk about it.

The Republicans NEED to nominate this man over McCain!

153 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. KC says – reply to this


    101

    and if perez is so stupid why do u people keep coming back to his website….

  2. melinda says – reply to this


    102

    Hillbilly! If his ma and pa got divorced, would that still mean they were brother and sister?

  3. randalise says – reply to this


    103

    Hey..Fried Tree Rats aka squirrels…are great.It's a Southern thang..Yall wouldnt understand!..and while we are on the subject..Yeah..I know all bout Bambi…had some fried, some chili, some sausage, some jerky…

  4. Mikey Likes It - Ask Mikey to Try It says – reply to this


    104

    Mikey eats anything.
    Rodents are tasty when floured and fried nice n'crispy!
    His son makes up a tasty treat - canine casserole. Get yourself a dog, small breed or large. Beat it to a pulp and puree. Add some spices and bake at 350 degrees for an hour - longer for the larger breed.
    Why a little fried rodent as an appetizer followed by a woofalicious entree is a doggone humdinger of a meal!
    Topped off with a pidgeon pie and Cool Whip - man oh man.
    You know he can't wait to serve up all that tasty shit at a White House state dinner!

  5. Tiffany says – reply to this


    105

    Yes Perez, and you like to suck the balls of nasty gay men! To each his own…right?…You open minded democrat! That's what you guys are supposed to be all about, isn't it?

  6. your mom says – reply to this


    106

    dumb fucking redneck, we already got one in office who needs another!!!!!!!

  7. lauren says – reply to this


    107

    southern delicacy my a**…we never would eat that mess. Hicks like him make America look bad…OBAMA all the way ^_^

  8. Nikki says – reply to this


    108

    Fuck Mike Huckabee! He'll be worse than George Bush!

  9. ROCKY says – reply to this


    109

    LETS FRY UP HIS NUTS & FEED 'EM TO THE SQUIRRELS!

  10. TO: #113 - Tiffany says – reply to this


    110

    Why of course Dems are open-minded Tiff. You don't mind if I call you Tiff do you?
    We just draw the line at eating small defenseless rodents when there is plenty of cow, pork and lamb to be had at the local Piggly Wiggly!
    That, and the torture and killing of dogs - we draw the line there as well.
    Oh, and bible hump, I mean thumping religious zealots and their fat pig family members who want to represent us, yep again, we draw the line.
    Other than those minor things, we are very open-minded.
    You have a nice evening Tiff.

  11. Ash says – reply to this


    111

    I will be voting for Huckabee! He is the best nominee for President!

  12. Voting is for Grownups - Well over 18 anyway says – reply to this


    112

    EAT YOUR SQUIRREL AND PIPE DOWN: #119 - Ash
    *

    And you clearly are neither. :)

  13. JR says – reply to this


    113

    what else can anyone expect from a DOUCHE BAG like FUCKABEE ????

    and for any DUMBASS that is fantasizing that FUCKABBE is gonna win, keep dreaming
    it is never going to happen

  14. JR says – reply to this


    114

    what else can anyone expect from a DOUCHE BAG like FUCKABEE ????

    and for any DUMBASS that is fantasizing that FUCKABEE is gonna win, keep dreaming
    it is never going to happen :)

  15. Mary Ann says – reply to this


    115

    Guess what? So does Dolly Parton, and you love her. Stick to celebrity gossip, and leave the politics to real reporters.

  16. Ron says – reply to this


    116

    Huck eats squirrel and Perez eats dick.

    Bring on the squirrel.

  17. hypocritical... says – reply to this


    117

    WELL PEREZ, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO LOOKS DOWN UPON THIS,
    YOU CRITICIZE THIS WHILE YOURE SITTING HERE EATING YOUR DISGUSTING GREASE COVERED, HORMONICALLY ALTERED CHICKEN FROM MCDONALDS ENHANCED WITH STEROIDS.

    WHILE THIS GUY, THOUGH HE MAY BE A DOOF, IS EATING A NATURAL ANIMAL OF THE LAND.

    you know, his starts to sound not so bad when you put it like that :]

  18. ... says – reply to this


    118

    Perez I really think you should leave this alone.
    Give links for everyone to go to real, reliable websites for political news, but please dont give us your bias.
    thanks!

  19. mia says – reply to this


    119

    That's funny… Virginians (and some folks from Georgia & Louisianna) that I know REALLY DO eat squirrel! I'm from California (where we NEVER would even consider eating a squirrel), but I lived in Virginia for 3 years, and my neighbor and all his friends would hunt rabbits & squirrels. They would have a big BBQ afterwords, where they sat around drinking beer, eating squirrels and telling dirty jokes! I guess it's a normal Southern meal!

  20. Mikey Likes It says – reply to this


    120

    #125 - hypocritical

    I WOULD NEVER eat the McMystery meat that McDonald's calls chicken. That being said, McDonalds won't be selling McSquirrel anytime soon! Even in the "anything goes" south.
    As to his eating what you call it a natural "animal" of the land" - be real. It is a fucking RODENT. Rabbits are also rodents. What's next - rats?
    BEJEBUS!

  21. firststone says – reply to this


    121

    First of all.. he eats squirrel? Really?? That's the best insult you can come up with? People eat veal… and that's not considered disgusting. If you want people to respect your culture you should do the same, intolerance seems to be acceptable as long as it's directed at white men or Christians. Honestly he is the most fiscally sound candidate. His fair tax is a fantastic idea, but no… let's talk about his eating habits.

  22. hmmm says – reply to this


    122

    Thanks for censoring my intelligent comment
    I guess they are not welcome here

  23. stfu says – reply to this


    123

    Re: Laurel – then why the fuck r u on here bitch shut the FUCK up

  24. Caris says – reply to this


    124

    re: #112 - Mikey Likes It - Ask Mikey to Try It

    OMG - that made me laugh and gag at the same time.

  25. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


    125

    I wouldn't dream of voting for him but I do find him engaging and personable. And you know, a lot of people ate and eat squirrel, rabbit, frog legs, crawdads, and all sorts of things. Southern people make due with what is available. And I haven't tried it but I just loved his answer: "No, it tastes like squirrel!" I understand that squirrel is quite good with dumplings. I don't know if I'd eat rodent, but don't knock it till you try it. Besides, the hick and hillbilly remarks are ridiculous. Imagine how odd it seems to them that yuppies eat raw fish wrapped up in seaweed. It's all relative and cultural. Vive le difference!

  26. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


    126

    Re: Tastes Just Like Chicken – You know you shouldn't judge people by their size or religion. Yeah, but dog killing. That's reasonable enough. I don't like the extremely awful intolerance displayed on this site! But if I'm white does that mean I can criticize "white trash"? I don't know. A philosophical conundrum I will ponder.

  27. Cotie says – reply to this


    127

    Something tells me squirrel isn't Brain Food.

  28. HI CATHAZAT says – reply to this


    128

    #135 - CATHAZAT says – reply to this

    Re: Tastes Just Like Chicken

    Well maybe I SHOULDN'T but I just couldn't help myself!
    Funny how you and I seem to get one another's attention.
    You should remember who I am -remember, I USUALLY agree with ya? :)
    This is Perez' site - and you should know by now, anything goes.

  29. Rashida says – reply to this


    129

    WTF!? I live in Dallas and we DO NOT eat squirrel.

  30. Alex, I'll take Civilized for $1000 says – reply to this


    130

    Re: #130 - firststone

    FIRST off veal IS disgusting. But eating RODENT makes eating veal seem normal. RODENT - like call an exterminator?
    I can't even believe people eat that shit, not to mention all the other disgusting shit. There is a reason why we have civilized cultures and uncivilized. And the fact that we have uncivilized ignorants eating RODENTS in this country is unfuckin believable. Cultural smultcheral.

  31. fritz says – reply to this


    131

    OMG–fried squirrel is not bad shit. I grew up on it…though now I live in West Hollywood and will never admit it…I've even eaten it when it was ROADKILL.
    hahahaha

  32. WHATEVS tho IM FOR HIL says – reply to this


    132

    anyone who thinks huckabee is a hick is pretty ignorant… he was governor of arkansas for many years and a good one at that. he has done a lot for AR, and as a fellow ARKANSAN I happen to know this for a fact and if arkansas is such a hick town im pretty sure we wouldnt see such amazing politicians run the country and be candidates running today for the president of the entire country. i want mccain out just as much as anyone else does but i dont think this squirrel bit would make anyone like huckabee any more or less than they already do…

    and if it does, u should reconsider what characteristics in these candidates you really care about…such as their takes on war, crime, poverty, and things like that…NOT what kind of food they might eat..

  33. gboy says – reply to this


    133

    SICK MOTHERFUCKER! He is one cruel bastard. I hope he gets fried or at least hit by a car or something, the sick fucker.

  34. la swampnessl says – reply to this


    134

    That shit be good, especially with some bbq sauce.

  35. HUCKABEE DOG TORTURE says – reply to this


    135

    Yes, and Huckabee's son tortured a stray dog, tieda noose around its neck and hung it over a cliff. [then there's Bill Frist, who adopted kittens from shelters, then sliced and diced their tiny hearts out, and Mitt Romney, whoi attached his Irish Setter to the top of the family station wagon and drove for 1200 miles.

  36. me says – reply to this


    136

    SQUIRREL FRITTERS FOR EVERY AMERICAN!!!

  37. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


    137

    Re: HUCKABEE DOG TORTURE – And goodness knows what Hillary has done to Bill over the years!

  38. Tamara says – reply to this


    138

    My family eats squirrel.
    I'm voting Ron Paul.
    Also remember Mike Gravel, a democrat is running for Prez too. They're the only 2 decent candidates

    Go Mike Gravel. Go Ron.

  39. Kate says – reply to this


    139

    Fried squirrel is actually really common in Arkansas, and it's not that bad. Tastes like chicken. Seriously.

  40. meag says – reply to this


    140

    fatass will eat anything that's fried.

  41. lolli says – reply to this


    141

    Never in my life, have i heard of someone eating squirrels, sorry FRIED SQUIRRELS. Southern delicacy my ass. I mean, the squirrel is just a very furry rat, or a very skinny rabbit, but still fucking disgusting nonetheless. I mean I live in NYC and iiillllllll SQUIRRELS!!! MY EFFING GOD, NOOOOOO. PETA should get on this. lol.

  42. lolli says – reply to this


    142

    President Huckbilly. Yea. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Workdem says – reply to this


    143

    BARACK OR CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. SQUIRELLS hate Huck says – reply to this


    144

    I would reluctantly eat squirrel if I had no other food to eat and was five minutes away from dieing from starvation…but only if I could cut off my tongue first so I couldn't taste the poor critter.

    President Huck would make George Bush seem great in comparison.

  45. elizabeth says – reply to this


    145

    WE DO NOT EAT Fried Squirrel in the South! I don't know anybody that has even tryed it. Why would you want to hurt a squirrel what did it do to you? HUH! Yeah I don't this guy…. A$$

  46. sirensallboutit says – reply to this


    146

    My hillbilly family cooks squirrel and other woodland things every year for the fam-damnily reunion. Just a country thing- ain't nothin wrong with it. I don't care for it, but whatever floats your boat. At least he is helping with the circle of nature.

  47. Joe Bescophilis says – reply to this


    147

    You've got to be kidding! All this fuss about squirrel? When you consider some of the wierd stuff they put on pizza's in California, insects on tortillas in Mexico, and eating bats in Thailand, well there are more things to worry about than rats with bushy tails. Geez people, get a life! (Oh why would you do that to the little teeny animal, what did they ever do to you?) What a moron. It's called life, get an education and get a life you whiners, okay?

  48. moogie says – reply to this


    148

    Gimmie a break!!! I've lived in the deep south all my life and I won't eat squirrel or possum or sushi…nothing wrong with it I just don't like it. Look at what cajun's eat ANYTHING!!! but thats ok to they have the right. Come on Perez look what goes in your mouth not to mention other places. Who are you to judge.

  49. SOUTH PRIDE says – reply to this


    149

    DON'T HATE SOUTHERN PRIDE FUCK THE REST OF AMERICA YOU ALL NEED TO STOP HATING ON THE SOUTH NO ONE THEIR ARE INCONSIDERATE PRUDES!!!! THEY HAVE TRADITIONS THAT THE NORTH WISHED THEY HAD AND ARE WONDERFUL FUN LOVING PEOPLE OH AND OUR BLACKS DON'T HAVE A CHIP ON THEIR SHOLDER!!! FUNNY WERE SO BAD BUT MOST OF OUR SLAVES STAYED MAKES YOU ASSES THINK HUH

  50. gossipgirrrl says – reply to this


    150

    i hate huckabee, but don't knock fried squirrel… it's YUMMY! i know it sounds gross, but it's not. tastes a lot like duck actually (bet you thought i was gonna say chicken, eh?)

  51. Gandolf says – reply to this


    151

    Properly fried squirrel is very good. Why would you think it's so ewwww.
    I find the idea of people putting things like squid, octopus, and snails in their mouths, but lots of the so called aristocrats do that every day. Quityerbitchin, tastes vary, don't knock squirrel until you've tried it.

  52. sarah says – reply to this


    152

    omg he's a cannibal.

  53. ME says – reply to this


    153

    DUHHH PEREZ there is still another person besides this idiot and McCain running his nam eis RON PAUL!! .. & he is better then both of them…
    GOOGLE: RON PAUL !!!!!!!!!

    COME ON PEREZ FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE… I WOULD THINK U WOULD KNOW THIS !

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