Quote of the Day
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"I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy and in that sense I'm a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting…I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed through my entire 30 years to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes and have been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well."
- John Mayer tells the March issue of Best Life magazine
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 11:16 am
What the Hell? John needs to stop being such an attention whore and shut the f.uck up. He's cute and all but damn.
What happened to his dick?
What an asshat. he's just an attention whore….great guitar player - mediocre songwriter AT BEST.
WTF?………
Whoa! Let me make him an appointment to meet with our Mensa recruiter. NOT.
Why are you no longer reporting on that WHORE–PARIS HILTON. She got the brush off from John Mayer at the Grammys. Her movie BOMBED with$225 per venue. Her perfume sells at a 60% DISCOUNT on Amazon. And oh, I suppose the bitch about Lohan is because the two of them got into a bitch fight at the Grammys. AS USUAL, TOTALLY BIASED AND POOR REPORTING FROM YOU PEREZ. You wouldn't know the truth if you fell over it.
Re: LINE – nei jeg først
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
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WHA?????
what an major butthole. I really think he is gay now.
This proves it's not about music any more. It's about Hollywood.
Blah, blah, blah….he said a whole lot of nothing, he said it poorly, and does anyone really give a sh**t? Shut up John. where's your PR rep? You shouldn't speak on the record, it's gonna take you out.
And I USED to love this man. What a fucking douche.
He must have been stoned when he said that.
I'm going to be his wife.
He is a baffoon that babbles like a baby. You can tell he runs his mouth to try to make everyone think he is smart the only people he fool are the dumb Jessica Simpson types, that why he wants that idiot back.
You saved me from having to read the quote a second time. You nailed it!
A douche bag for sure. What was the point in doing this???
John Mayer just said exactly the words I have always thought for myself.
I LOVE HIM!!
SOOOOOO SEXAY!!!
This cat is in the throws of some very serious mental issue.
Sounds like the lyrics to his new song "Masturbation"
Douchebag reads a little Plato and thinks he's the Aristotle of the 21st century.
I lied. He's hilarious.
Mayer psychosis started at an early age.
Uh, that's gross — He definitely needs a stylist! ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
whatever,,,weirdo
huh?
yeh…..what he said.
Dude seriously needs to stop smoking so much hydro.
Translation: Suck my dick, bitch
what the fuck is he talking about? that he's a woman now? yeah, we already knew that.
Re: rachel I was thinking the samething what happen to the people close to him, his friends and staff that they sat by and allowed this to happen. This proves the people around him do not have his best interest in mind. He should stop eatting up the crap they tell him. The Emperor's new clothes all over again.
Look at some of the fans they are not helping him either.
I really like him and it's sad when he looks so stupid but one should keep themself in check because sometimes the people around will not help you in that department. So if he is so smart he sure missed this on by a long shot.
that's Bam Margera, not Mayer.
Who cares ? he's hot & I wonder if he makes those faces he pulls when playing guitar during sex..can't wait for June when he's plays here in London,
he's a funky dude..
John Mayer always looks STONED to me!.. He seems like he'd be a total SNOB to talk to. Dude shoulda got famous being original instead of a dave matthews wannabe! Whats that thing he's wearing!! TOO FUNNY!!!!…And he rambles on with such nonsense!!WTF is he trying to say???????????? He needs to just shut up and not speak!!….tsk….
Re: Vivian – YES, that's what I got from that rambling too….after I said to myself, "what? Is he high again?".
I can't imagine anyone looking good wearing green dental floss.
Put the bong down…and step away from the table.
What…the fuck…does that even mean?
what?!!!! All i got from that is how into himself he is!!
John M., you're the MAN!
Oh enough of the philosophy. Let's get that neon slingshot off you so I can get to third base with your boy toys.
Chode.
it's called NARCISSISM.
JUST WHEN HE WAS GETTING REALLY SEXY TO ME HE HAD TO PUT THIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD…THAT "SUIT" I MEAN. THAT PICTURE OF HIM SHIRTLESS ON THE GUITAR WITH HIS UNDERWEAR BAND SHOWING WAS SO HOT. HIM IN A SQUARE LYCRA SUIT WOULD BE HOT…….THIS IS NOT HOT
Re: what…. – #39 Genius? Ha!
Essentially he's saying he's so into himself he could only be in a meaningful relationship with someone who is just like him. Who the fuck analyzes themselves to that degree?! Self absorbed Douchebag!
That picture is just wrong. It should be illegal to wear something like that.
He fancies himself an intellectual, but comes off as self-centered and arrogant. Sorry John, not buying it.
WHAT? I feel like that was about 239823 thoughts unfortunately squeezed into one sentence. I guess you have to be in the same mindframe as him to really understand what he said…or high.
self-absorbed twit
huh???!!!
No wonder this guy can't hang on to a girlfriend…
–W H A T A F U C K I N G D O U C H E –
Yes! He really is perfect for himself…Does he jack-off while looking in the mirror?
he may be a little crazy but when he is singing and rockin on his guitar….ahhh LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM.
What a self-absorbed nutcase. He's so weird, and besides, his new albums suck. Good job trying to make yourself more palatable to a wider audience - your earlier music was better!!
dear lord please dont let this freakishly weird man re-produce. i do hate it when ugly people think they are hot.
Isn't it interesting that he's reading a magazine about (Disney’s' Vanessa Hudgens in training) Miley Cyrus while standing there in his creepy suit??!! Is he looking for more of her bikini/panty pictures in there??
He is such a shameless narcissist, it's funny.
W T F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!!!!!!!!
narcasistic vomit.
John! Put a sock in it. Your mouth and your thong.! At least Borat was packing a lil' sumthin, sumthin. I wouldn't be out there advertising such a teenie weenie if was you. i
PS. You say you're a little like a woman? Well, by the size of your package, I'd say you might be right!
he looks like adambrody
I'd F%^k him right now. He's a babe with a brain, so sweet to defend Jessica Simpson as of late…What a freakin' man he is…
nice run-on sentence, and it's all about him.
Jesus H., can't he just STFU and sing! I totally love his talent and consider myself a big fan, but I'm sick of watching him become such a media whore, like he needs pap attention on a daily basis. It's getting really old. John, just go back into the studio, plan a new tour and quit with the social posturing bullshit. Maybe if you get back to what you do best - that would be your MUSIC - you'll actually manage to win a Grammy next year.
So I guess it's true that he likes to pee on women.
Yecch……………
Talk about self-absorbed. This guy thinks about himself way, way too much.
Beautifully said! John has has an articluate, uncanny and poetic way of expressing his thoughts. It's difficult to describe chemistry in words…yet in my opinion he accurately does so by using his own FEELINGS to interpret the word. You know you have chemistry with someone when you have that FEELING that he describes…Damn i wish i caould meet this kind of man…JOHN I'm a 10, sweet and smart (& also LATINA)…let's meet at Villa for a drink
Perez hook me up!!!
Re: CONRAD CAN SUCK IT – Bahhhhh! Can't believe you checked for a resonse to your post!!!LOSER!!!!!!!
Wow. He's either saying that:
1. He has accepted himself for who he is, and he would just like to find someone with whom he feels naturally comfortable.
OR
2. He is set in his ways, selfish, and unwilling to compromise in a relationship, so if she doesn't fit the mold per his exact unfathomable criteria, it's never going to last.
I've always liked John Mayer, so I hope it's #1 and not #2.
Damn!! You all are pretty tough on criticisms..I bet you all have dicks the size of peanuts and asses the size of Cleveland too.
He's such a douche. I'm so sick of his wordy sonnets. He must study thesauruses in his spare time. What is wrong with him? Advanced vocabulary is only intriguing when it comes in smaller doses. This guy needs to step away from the blogosphere. He's a talented musician but every little detail about his personal life that I know so far is only making him look more like a douche.
On Jessica: “Let me bring you into the mind-set now. When you take two people who are trying to get together and relate, that’s already kind of a cluster f–k. But then, with us, there was this whole looming threat. And at a certain point, I got so many tension headaches just from magazine covers. Real tension headaches, from the mention of my name with someone else’s name and how people felt about that. Literal physiological responses where I was like, Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I thought to myself, Are you sure you want to do this? And what I said to myself was, You know what? There are times in your life when there is nobody to confer with but yourself. And you know what? This is my life, and this is a person I want to spend more time with, and I’m not going to let that other vapor get in the way. And I’ll defend that decision till the end.” He pauses, then marches on. “I also want to say about Jessica that I don’t want to talk about her or my experience with her as a dark cloud or something tumorous or cancerous. That’s all perception. It was very comfortable and very soothing. I never went, Gee, I sure would like two or three days away from this."
If he was referring to anyone other than Jessica Simpson, I would understand his defense. I really would. But we're talking about a young lady that invited the world into the deeply personal confines of her marriage. We're talking about a publicity whore. I really don't know what bothers me more— The fact that he dated her at all or the fact that he's continuing to defend his booty call months after it happened. Congratulations John for bagging the easiest chick in hollywood. We ran out of purple hearts to give you. It astounds me that people are still so stupid to believe that Jessica is anything other than a publicity whore. It just amazes and entertains me greatly.
John=douche. Sorry. I hate to say that because he makes good music. But bam. There it is. Douche.
goooo John!
While looking great, I think John has just boarded Brittney's train to crazy town!
I think his take on celebrity is hilarious. He doesn't take himself too seriously, and his writings, no matter how off center they seem at first, really make you think. haha
what the FUCK does that mean???
Frist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAME-O ATTENTION WHORE……..NEVER LIKED YOUR MUSIC…..
Jay,
On the money. Thank you!
Have you noticed that this guy was NOTHING before he dated Jessica? I mean, its the "average Joe meets a Cinderella" syndrom. Ever since he scored a hot chick, it's like he suddenly looked in the mirror and said to himself"I'm not that bad looking after all". He kind of got a distorted vision. What he doesn't realize is: dating hot women doesn't mean being hot. He still looks like Frankenstein.
He stole my thong - WTF!!
What? He like himself?
When he pass through florida the other weekend I wonder did meet up with old pee partners-bet he did.
Hey John you are not going to get that dumb fuck Jessica back untill Tony wear her stinky ass out. So Pal you are going to have to wait in line for that dirty whore.
haha, he looks like Borat!
Disgusting, and his comments show him to be a douchebag
i hate guys who say they are "like women." no you're not.
I'm here for you Baby!
He is an uneducated person. Also, he is dressed like a pedophile while letting a 12-year old boy take his picture.
JOHN MAYER IS ON FUCKING CRACK! WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY. ITS NONSENSE
why did he put that thing on?? and who is that dill hole taking his PIC?? hahahahaha
who does he think he is? pete townshend? nah, townshend makes sense, he is just too brilliant for most people, and sometimes you have to re-read or listen again to what he says. john mayer on the other hand, read this once, and nothing more to it, than to just ask….wtf??? john, stop trying so hard!
Does he think this makes himself look cool or something? Douche bag for sure!
This is why all the girls want him (because of his big D*ck). He should really stop trying to be so sensitive and just come out of the closet already. Can you imagine the smell on that MANKINI he stole from BORAT? eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
Re: Vivian – Vivian, usually a GAY GUY (no offense to anyone out there) feels this way. What he really needs is a serious boyfriend already.
OMG!!! They really sell those things tht should be illegal !!! good pic tho hahaha
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
john mayor is the biggestd dork i have ever seen. this picture makes me sick, seriously, who wants to see THAT much of him!! just groce,
have a lovely day
XXXOOO
How self-obsessed can you be?