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Quote of the Day

Filed under: Quote of the Day > John Mayer

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"I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy and in that sense I'm a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting…I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed through my entire 30 years to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes and have been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well."

- John Mayer tells the March issue of Best Life magazine

235 comments to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. nicole says – reply to this


    201

    my husband! he's still damn sexy ;]

  2. not impressed says – reply to this


    202

    can we say narcissistic personality disorder?!

  3. Tim says – reply to this


    203

    Why would he stand in front of kids like this. Someone should have reported his nasty sick ass. I guess one of the whorish women chasing after him dragged her child along. So disgusting.

  4. Reg says – reply to this


    204

    Publicity whore is desperatly trying to stay in the media everyday.

  5. adasd says – reply to this


    205

    wow, he's kidding, right? right?!
    please tell me this is a joke.

    self love to the max johnny boy.

  6. Boston says – reply to this


    206

    Prozac anyone?

  7. Jamie says – reply to this


    207

    Haha I love John Mayer…he's joking people. The man is funny.

  8. Disgusted says – reply to this


    208

    He's basically saying he's selfish, self-absorbed, stupid but trying to appear intelligent but failing miserably, and bisexual. Oh and yes, and sick in the head!

  9. Pedophile Alert says – reply to this


    209

    He's saying he can't be in a relationship with a woman because he'd rather be with boys. He's a pedophile.

  10. MDee says – reply to this


    210

    Egomaniac!

  11. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


    211

    I'm very comfortable with the idea of him squatting on my face while wearing that et-up so I can sniff his butthole.

  12. Jonezy says – reply to this


    212

    What a complete and total asshole and poser. Has their ever been anyone that has been so happy with themselves and so little to substantiate it?

  13. china says – reply to this


    213

    Re: Tim – Umm I think we've already astablished the "kid" in the picture" is actually 22 years old and HE"S the one that gave John the suit.

  14. Heidi says – reply to this


    214

    Re: harlow – what's "groce" is your spelling of GROSS! Fucking stupid asswipe.

  15. Riley says – reply to this


    215

    Re: Suse – The man has a right to have fun, not his fault the papps have to shove their cameras up his ass. (a mighty fine looking ass at that)

  16. Malory says – reply to this


    216

    Re: Matt – Dear Matt, use spell check so YOU don't look so stupid. Why don't the people around you keep you off the computer till you learn how to spell.

  17. Kay says – reply to this


    217

    What a douche, seriously.

  18. bru says – reply to this


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    John Mayer is one of the biggest douches out there. His music sucks and last night he was on some dirt show asking someone to get him Lotrimin and explaining that he has a rash, AND THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW what rashes are….What a fuck!

  19. fattymatty says – reply to this


    219

    i thought i was a woman, but maybe i was wrong

  20. beth says – reply to this


    220

    This is some of the most ridiculous sh*t I have ever, ever heard. WTF Mayer just play guitar, because no one can figure out what your saying. Earth to Mayer. Earth to Mayer.

  21. tia says – reply to this


    221

    thats really gross

  22. tia says – reply to this


    222

    the picture, AND his disgusting jackoff strategies….keep it to yourself wackjob

  23. let's stay unknown says – reply to this


    223

    hah! that gave me a good laugh.

  24. CarrieLynn says – reply to this


    224

    hahahaha. I love John Mayer. Absolutely hilarious!!

  25. hannah says – reply to this


    225

    If this were tongue-in-cheek then okay, but it's not, so fuck you Mayer.

  26. Katie says – reply to this


    226

    blah blah blah!

  27. KELLY says – reply to this


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    Okay, the suit was a joke. Very nice ass. As far as women wanting him because he has a big d**k, whatever. I guess they are just overlooking how talented, funny , and successful he is.
    Here it just sounds as though he is pretty the way he is and to be with him means NOT trying to change him. Besides, most of what John deals to reporters is half totally true mixed with an interesting combination of humor and sarcasm.

  28. KELLY says – reply to this


    228

    "pretty MUCH the way"

  29. GiGi says – reply to this


    229

    felling dumb… ???

    (he is still very hot)

  30. uhh says – reply to this


    230

    three words
    what the f*ck

  31. Steph loves John Mayer says – reply to this


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    I totally get what he's saying. And I agree. I've made peace with myself over the years, so the only way someone else can join in my life, is if they fit in my comfort.

  32. Beth says – reply to this


    232

    He is not that interesting anymore he really needs some pants on. What happened to this guy he was more interesting when he stayed out of the tabloids.

  33. HOT 2 TROT says – reply to this


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    GORGEOUS!!

  34. jfer says – reply to this


    234

    he sounds like a crackhead

  35. Cammy says – reply to this


    235

    And I thought old men in speedos were bad…

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