Inside The Mind Of An "Artist"
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand
Ticket sales for Avril Lavigne's upcoming tour are sluggish, to put it mildly. So, the singer and "songwriter" held a press conference to try and drum up interest in her new outing.
Here are some of the HIGHlights:
"My inspiration for this record, a lot of it came from the live show and knowing what kind of songs I wanted to play live. I wanted to play fast, fun songs. I love playing songs like Sk8er Boi onstage because the crowd just reacts, and I love it when everyone is freaking out and jumping.
My last record, Under My Skin, was pretty mid-tempo and darker, so every song was like bringing down the audience. So I was just wanted to rock, which is why I made a very up-tempo record.
The show is going to be very upbeat and the production will be bigger in the sense of dancers during a couple of songs, LED screens, a pink-sparkled drum kit and flags. Over time, I've sort of learned how I need to be on stage, and I'm more confident. It's just more dynamic, brighter and more colorful. I'm excited about it because I've been working on the show for a very long time now. And it's just going to be really fun to finally go play."
[Image via WENN.]
Ewww… she has VAMPIRE TEETH!
She's awful live. Needs the dancers to distract everyone from here non-performing. Ugh.
Oh please! IF I WANT TO SEE A REAL ARTIST PERFORM LIVE I WILL SEE MADONNA INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh please! IF I WANT TO SEE A REAL ARTIST PERFORM LIVE I WILL SEE MADONNA INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh please! IF I WANT TO SEE A REAL ARTIST PERFORM LIVE I WILL SEE MADONNA INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh please! IF I WANT TO SEE A REAL ARTIST PERFORM LIVE I WILL SEE MADONNA INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh please! IF I WANT TO SEE A REAL ARTIST PERFORM LIVE I WILL SEE MADONNA INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh please! IF I WANT TO SEE A REAL ARTIST PERFORM LIVE I WILL SEE MADONNA INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~the last of her audience has grown up…
~BUH-BYE AVRIL~
:(( …..:))))))
Skank
Skank
Skank
I'm sure that the sparkly pink drum kit will help alot.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: perez your so fookin stupid – You need to calm down girl, before you swallow your tongue. And it's ok that you are probably only 14, because Perez is right, Avril blows hard. Her music IS NOT GOOD!!! She is a joke. But for a 14 yr old, it's appropriate, so you keep on Rockin on!!!
in other words "I am not very talented, and most adult music lovers can see right through my act of being a "real musician"..therefore I have to rely on backup dancers, a sparkly drum kit and lots of hocus pocus so that maybe some 12 year olds will come to my concert
D I S G U S T I N G
she still makes me embarassed to be canadian
I'm sorry but I think she's crap. She hasn't developed her music at all since her last record. She's just shit. She should go away.
OmZ gUyZ dOnT YeW LiKE mi pInk sPaRkLYy dRuM KiT?!
I ThiNk I WiLL BaNg ThE DrUmZ WhiLE i DRiNk mY wiNE!
im, LikE, ThiS ToTaLLY cOoL WiNo nOw, You kNow.
oMGz ThiS iZ LiKE, GoInG tEw ToTALLY rOK!!
OMgZ EvErYoNe ThRoW yOuR HaNdS uP!!
iM liKE, So CoOL!
PLEASE LIKE ME. i KnOw iM LikE tHiS TrY-HaRD LoSEr, and I kNoW Im a LoSeR, BuT I KaNt LiKe, StOP…
&+ I am just so excited to go.
but I'm going for BLG.
I LOVE MARTIN JOHNSON !
Avril Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few years ago, I went to the mall by my house. When I went inside there were a lot of tween and teen girls there. My friend called me right as I was walking in to tell me Avril was doing a concert at the mall.
I live in a suburb of Houston– Katy, Texas. She played @ Katy Mills Mall.
There were probably like 200 people watching the free concert in the food court.
It was bizarre.
She sounded good, though, but it was still strange because she was so mainstream — figured she wouldn't lower herself to playing at malls.
It's so sad when these flash-in-the-pan "artists" don't know when it's time to scoop up their millions and go their merry ways. Honestly, this girl was relevant for - what? - 30 seconds?
I have to say that I brought my two girls to her concert in Omaha and left after about 4 or 5 songs. It was not very good. She did break down on stage crying, it was the night of the Westroads shootings in Omaha. It was nice to see her put herself out there on stage in our momont of pain. So I give her credit for that!
I love how avril always makes it sound like shes the one calling the shots and makind the decisions…… Kinda like she makes it sound like she writes the songs too…. yeh right avril… we beleive you…. keep making thoes good decisons and writing thoes songs with deep meaning…. people are just dying to buy tickets to see you.
Re: trixie – yep i am a looser. I gave over 20,000 dollars to chairity last year. I Volenteered at my locan elementary school for over 200 hours. I was a member of the American Red Cross local chapter board of directors. Let see…. i guess i need to get a life really but Avril still sucks and couldnt write a song if she tried without someone doing it for her any more than britney spears could…….. I am a looser i guess
Sales Sluggish? No surprise there. Vampirya Teeth. Ugh! She's nothing, just nothing. No talent. No brains. Just worthless space.
Avril's 2 focused on paartying it seems. Shes obviously a cokehead. Maybe its affecting her career.
SHE IS UGLY!!
Keep giving your so call "fans" the finger ass-O.
See where it's getting you……
Dear All: Please join me in the celebration of living in a free America. We are free to draw boogers, cum stains and urine on the pop-icons that have shaped our twisted world. If you don't like Perez…..get fucked! Don't troll this site and then tell Perez how terrible he is. Fuck a whole lot of that! We all know why we're here. It's like a bad accident. No, it probably isn't in the best taste to stare, but we just can't keep our eyes off the gory mess as we pass by. Perez Head for life! Love you PeePeeRez!
So many mono-syllabic words Avril. I guess you will understand this : Suck my nine inch cock !!!
Oh Avril., I love you
about time she went down.
DO YOU ALL LOVE MY MICHEAL JACKSON NOSE JOB, AND YELLOW FANG TEETH OR WHAT? IM LIKE, SO GORGEOUS!
it looks like she got her nose done its soo small and skinny
SHE HAS FANGS !!!!!!!!!!
Every pic that i have seen of Avril lately I have noticed that she has red nostrils…. coke anyone???
i cant stand her.. jerk.! noone wants to go to her concert cause she SUCKS live. ew did anyone hear her on SNL?! abs. awefulllllllll !!
look at them starting to
plump up their hair bee hive amy style and
do the same make up !!!!!!!!!
imposters,
usless and talentless.
I thought that was Amy. Black wig and some tats and there you have it…less five grammys of course…
Wow that is one ugly hoe
shes a fucking tool
Re: lmao – LMAO @ you! Well you're going to be the only 2 there! how much did u pay for those tickets? $0.99? If you paid a cent more it wasn't worth it.
P.s. I'm Canadian and Avril is a mother fuckin' EMBARRASSMENT to this country! She doesn't even live here anymore she sold out and moved to LA! So she's your problem now! We still have Nelly Furtado & Feist & alot of other TALENTED people! we dont need avril!
I'm guessing that the inevitable excuse for cancelling the tour will be "do to heath reasons" instead of the truth.
You suck Avril, your a posser and the little girls who bought into your crap have grown up and moved on to more "grownup" crap.
Nobody cares about you and your one-hit wonder troll of a husband.
CANADA HATES AVRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: -_- – YOOOOOO I TOTALLY FEEL YOU ON THAT
A pink-sparkled drum kit and flags???!
Well then, I'm there!
Re: meltz911 –
it's spelled "DUE" and "POSEUR" dummy.
SHES UUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY
I wasn't going to buy tickets to Avril's concert, but since she has added a pink-sparkled drum kit and flags, how can I resist?!? What a fucking douche!
I've seen her live twice and she is really wonderful. A true performer and yes, an artist. You really need to get a life. She's beautiful AND talented.
Man, this chick went straight from poser to sellout
What an ugly cunt. Talentless, poser bitch looks like a vampire with that albino skin and fangs. Wish she'd overdose on heroin or prescription drugs.
ppl might hate avril. but she is right about the concert, the show has a lot of fun. you ppl gota go for this no matter what, you wont be disappointed. i knew it coz i was there (the Hong Kong stop).
yeah, Sk8er Boi the only song the crown reacts lol
SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT BAD CRAP I HAD THE OTHER DAY.
If the sales for her upcomming tour are doing bad, so tell me, motherfucker, HOW the tickets for one of her concerts had sold out in TWO HOURS(not 4 hours, as I said before) ????
If the sales for her upcomming tour are doing bad, so tell me, motherfucker, HOW the tickets for one of her concerts had sold out in TWO HOURS(not 4 hours, as I said before) ?????
If the sales for her upcomming tour are doing bad, so tell me, motherfucker, HOW the tickets for one of her concerts had sold out in TWO HOURS(not 4 hours, as I said before) ???? o_O
If the sales for her upcomming tour are doing bad, so tell me, motherfucker, HOW the tickets for one of her concerts had sold out in TWO HOURS(not 4 hours, as I said before) ????
Don't be stupid, you hater!
I really DON'T understand why you ALWAYS have to LIE about her.
Like, her CD was the THIRD MOST SOLD ALBUM in 2007 around the WHOLE world..
The tickets for one of her concerts sold out in TWO HOURS!
The Rubinoo's had EXONERATED Avril from that Rip-out Sue.
SO WHAT?
Why do you still LIE about her???
shut the fuck up. Go after REAL stuff to talk about.
And It's really funny how you go looking for bad pics of her just to make her look worst than what she really looks like.
I really DON'T understand why you ALWAYS have to LIE about her.
Like, her CD was the THIRD MOST SOLD ALBUM in 2007 around the WHOLE world..
The tickets for one of her concerts sold out in TWO HOURS!
The Rubinoo's had EXONERATED Avril from that Rip-out Sue.
SO WHAT?
Why do you still LIE about her???
shut the fuck up. Go after REAL stuff to talk about.
And It's really funny how you go looking for bad pics of her just to make her look worst than what she really looks like…
I really DON'T understand why you ALWAYS have to LIE about her.
Like, her CD was the THIRD MOST SOLD ALBUM in 2007 around the WHOLE world..
The tickets for one of her concerts sold out in TWO HOURS!
The Rubinoo's had EXONERATED Avril from that Rip-out Sue.
SO WHAT?
Why do you still LIE about her???
shut the fuck up. Go after REAL stuff to talk about.
And It's really funny how you go looking for bad pics of her just to make her look worst than what she really looks like!
I really DON'T understand why you ALWAYS have to LIE about her.
Like, her CD was the THIRD MOST SOLD ALBUM in 2007 around the WHOLE world..
The tickets for one of her concerts sold out in TWO HOURS!
The Rubinoo's had EXONERATED Avril from that Rip-out Sue.
SO WHAT?
Why do you still LIE about her???
shut the fuck up. Go after REAL stuff to talk about.
And It's really funny how you go looking for bad pics of her just to make her look worst than what she really looks like.
I really DON'T understand why you ALWAYS have to LIE about her.
Like, her CD was the THIRD MOST SOLD ALBUM in 2007 around the WHOLE world..
The tickets for one of her concerts sold out in TWO HOURS!
The Rubinoo's had EXONERATED Avril from that Rip-out Sue.
SO WHAT??
Why do you still LIE about her???
shut the fuck up. Go after REAL stuff to talk about.
And It's really funny how you go looking for bad pics of her just to make her look worst than what she really looks like.
I really DON'T understand why you ALWAYS have to LIE about her!
Like, her CD was the THIRD MOST SOLD ALBUM in 2007 around the WHOLE world..
The tickets for one of her concerts sold out in TWO HOURS!
The Rubinoo's had EXONERATED Avril from that Rip-out Sue.
SO WHAT?
Why do you still LIE about her???
shut the fuck up. Go after REAL stuff to talk about.
And It's really funny how you go looking for bad pics of her just to make her look worst than what she really looks like.
I really DON'T understand why you ALWAYS have to LIE about her.
Like, her CD was the THIRD MOST SOLD ALBUM in 2007 around the WHOLE world..
The tickets for one of her concerts sold out in TWO HOURS!
The Rubinoo's had EXONERATED Avril from that Rip-out Sue.
SO WHAT?
Why do you still LIE about her???
shut the fuck up! Go after REAL stuff to talk about!
And It's really funny how you go looking for bad pics of her just to make her look worst than what she really looks like.
And, about her Hair and Make up, Yeah, she had already used this kind of make up in some 2006 photoshoots. Amy Whine House didn't create it^^
The same for her hair, she had been seen wearing this hair style when she wasn't even Blonde yet. Again, Amy Whinehouse DIDN'T create it^^
u don't have nothing to do!?
What an inarticulate fucking moron.
wow she's lyke SO punkrock. who cares that she's ugly she has not a single bit of TALENT and she's so fake. Now that her former fans have grown out of this skatepunk shit she tries to act all girlie and bubbly. DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR. Go listen to some real ARTISTS.
there is going to be a drum kit and flags? why didnt Avril just say so to begin with? i am so there now .
VAMPIRA!!! MONSTRO!!AQUI!!!CHINGARITA!!!
Avril Lavighfbaaajafhsudvsr (w/e her name is ahha) is so stupid. I also think she looks like an old women with or without the stuffy nose she looks old and her manga is shite.
Can someone please tell me why she looks like a 16 yr old girl in the manga because in r/l she is pure pross.
I saw Avirl Perform live in Canada once. SHe sucked the opening act BUTCH WALKER was a hell of a lot better. She came out sang half ass while he rocked and worked it. I wouldn't see one of her shows again. Our regret was not getting to see the whole opening act, and having to stay for Avirls.
Avril has def' become a BORN-AGAIN Paris hilton (drink-up your Tequilla shots "GRRL" ).She is clearly over-produced & image-afied. I do not see, nor do I hear anything real/bonafide being uttered from this FABRICATED , nouveau -Riche, Beethche/Beoyotch POSEUR'S Fake Yap….'Ain't nuthin' "Real"(except 4 the fact that she's a song-stealing Plagiarist in DENIAL).AND I know that the stupid, lying cunt doesn't (& prolly never has) written what she claims 2 b her "own songs/material.". Liar Liar Liar… This is why her current tour is a flop…Because nobody believes her 2 b a legitimate, dare I say, "artist" or talent anymore. She' a Music/ Lyric Thief (ie."HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND," as per the ORIGINALE tune…duh)!!!!…and 2 top it off: 4 all that her former manager, Chantelle Kreviazuk(SP)? did 4 Avril's career ,the cunt, has no appreciation 4 or gratitude towards her …Personally. there is no true "artist" inside this rip-off chic's so-called "mind"(& vice-versa)…'Go to Japan -you Plagiarist,where your Fakeness will be unquestioned…Oh. & don't forget your PINK WIG….YAWN!!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$ Fake Bitch….YAWN some more!!!!
I dont like Avril never have, she just sounds like shes trying too hard all the time.
She's what we call in England, a WANNABE.
She needs to get that snaggle tooth fixed.
She looks like the devil.
When your teeth look like this:
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lll/llllll//lllVlllll
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It's time for an appointment.
Besides the song Complicated, if someone had a gun to my head and told me to name one more song she signs or the trigger gets pulled, I'd have to tell them to pull it.
/
May work out good, I'd never have to listen to her.
All the western Canadians out there, feel free to join me in a 'Typical Eastern Buttfuck' salute to none other than - Asshole Latrine.
AVRIL HAS FANGS..LOOK AT HER TEETH. SHE HAS FANGS…NO WONDER SHE'S ACTS LIKE A SPOILT B!TCH. PEREZ….DRAW SOME FANGS ON HER PIC!! F*CKIN DRACULA!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
AVRIL HAS FANGS!!!
LOL - you're a fucking hack Avril. You can't write songs, so you rip off other artists (like Chantel K) - take their songs, and put your fucking name on them.
You're fucking awful.
Snorting coke RULZZZZ!
Re: Mat – I totally AGREE..NO ORIGINALITY…& a music thief ta' boot. She does rip-off other real artists (pays them off ) & takes credit 4 their work & creativity(which she LACKS). FAKE FUCK! Chantelle Krev' has the talent not Ms.Tequilla Avril (or is her name April now that she lives in L.A).blah bitch in a stretch limo'/Hummer… (Vegatarian?Environmentalist?). I think not.
Re: Mat – I totally AGREE..NO ORIGINALITY…& a music thief ta' boot. She does rip-off other real artists (pays them off ) & takes credit 4 their work & creativity(which she LACKS). FAKE FUCK! Chantelle Krev' has the talent not Ms.Tequilla Avril (or is her name April now that she lives in L.A).blah bitch in a stretch limo'/Hummer… (Vegatarian?Environmentalist?). I think not.
Re: Mat – I totally AGREE..NO ORIGINALITY…& a music thief ta' boot. She does rip-off other real artists (pays them off ) & takes credit 4 their work & creativity(which she LACKS). FAKE FUCK! Chantelle Krev' has the talent not Ms.Tequilla Avril (or is her name April now that she lives in L.A).blah bitch in a stretch limo'/Hummer… (Vegatarian?Environmentalist?). I think not.
really… i just wish that someone would run her through with a whaling harpoon!
Re: trixie – I don't know about anybody else but I am NOT jealous of Avril I am just pissed about they way she sold out! She was great when she first came on the scene I did like her and she put out a message! you don't have to be a whore to make music. She said she would never pose in photo shoots like Britney or christina because she was not that kind of girl. Now she is super blond and posing topless for maxim. She turned into a hollywood pop tart and left her real fans wondering what the hell happened!
OMG A PINK SPARKLY DRUM KIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS SO PUNK RAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD NEVER CALL HER A SELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I TOTALLY NEVER KISSED HER HUSBAND AND LET HIM SIGN MY TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SHOULD'NT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT HER DANCERS THATS JUST A REMINDER OF HOW CHEAP SHE IS AND I WOULD'NT GO TO HER SHOW ANY WAY.WAY TO DRAW ME IN WITH THE BRIGHT COLORS AND SPARKLE DRUM KIT OOOOH AHHHH PRETTY
I can't believe that I ever liked this bitch. I went to see her live once in 2003 and it SUCKED. Whoever says that she was good knows jack shit about vocals.
she looks worse then albino wino! (amy winehouse)… ++nd she is sooo stupid calling us haters losers!!! she said to our magazines in the UK that shes everyones friend!!! ++nd shes a christian!
Re: Avril Lavigne –
ur an idiot!!! Ur a stupid sell out!!! ur show will be shit cuz well just be watchin u throw up!!! stop drinkin nd be a punk again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
SELL OUT!!!
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:'(
SELL OUT!!!
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:'( :'( :'( :'(
U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She´s hot, I love the "VAMPIRE TEETH" she got there… You could´t find a better picture, than that old paparazzi picture that you have stolen…
The moment she died her hair blond and got married, she sold out. She lost all her rock fans. I feel so sorry for her.
Perez…
…title of blog should have read
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INSIDE THE MIND OF A PSYCHOTIC SOCIOPATHIC BITCH!!!!!! (who thinks she has talent)
OH FUCK SHE'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE WITH THAT EYELINER! GOD HELP US ALL NOW!
oh, you guys can blow it out your ass. She is doing a good job. I met her when I was on vacation a few years back before she had cds out and she's a kickass person to hang out with.
she's canadian and so am I. at least she's rocking out and staying true to herself, she's not on poles like lohan or in rehab like spears.