How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Larry Birkhead
While little Dannielynn is receiving therapy for her medical condition….
Can Larry Birkhead get treatment for gayface?????
Anna Nicole's sperm donor is still pimping out their baby.
Watch him and Dannielynn swim with the dolphins on The Insider!
Barf. Barf. Barf.
[Image via WENN for OK! Magazine.]
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 1:14 pm




Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!
What exactly is "gayface" and how could it not be taken as some kind of gay slur?
We all's lookalikes don'ts we? PH, when are you going to wise up?
Is it really wrong to say that that is one homely child? I think she's developmentally delayed, for starters.
He knows he could only pimp her out for so long, and then after that, there is no money. Stern pissed away all of Anna'a money. What is Birkhead going to raise her on? Gay porn royalties :O?
Re: Mary K – oh, ok. i noticed that the baby is crosseyed, but i didnt know that was her 'serious medical condition' lol put some glasses on the kid and she'll be fine lol
Dear Perez,
Never thought I'd say this, but I knida disagree w/u on this issue. At least the Dad is there. To the little girl, why he's there doesn't matter. He is there. -M
She is very cute!
Can someone please put him and the baby away. When I hear or see stories about them I throw up in my mouth. Please in the name of all that is HOLY just stop promoting.
What a beautiful little girl.
busted….busted busted busted family
Give the dude a a break! His wallet died, and he's still taking care of his kid? I say GOOD DADDY!WISH THERE WERE MORE LIKE YOU!
I don't get it- how does swimming with dolphins help provide theraputic benefits for a lazy eye?
People who say how bad he is for having her on ET must not remember how Anna Used to have her on the same show like every week before she died. She showed the c-section birth. Her home Bla Bla Bla Bla. Dont forget about that.
Ooohh where do I start?
Perez calls him gayface and rightfully so, b/c he does not like it when they are in the closet. Call it hypocritical, call maybe he is maybe he isn't. Next-Betcha that Howard is riiiiiiiiiiigghhhhtt behind the camera with a matching outfit too. Next-This is all Howard's part of the agreement with ET. Next-This is an agreement between Larry and Howard, at least till we know, the Marshall case. After that happens, what will happen to Dannielynn is a great issue.
Is he pimping her out? HELL YES! Is he being dishonest with himself and the ones that supported him before? Yes. Is he cooperating with the Bahamas inquest into Daniel's death? No. Flew to the Bahamas AFTER it was postponed. I wonder why the Feds are not into these people as they are with Heath and Britney. Are they working in the background till someone slips or the truth comes out…we will see if at the end Rita was right. Watch with popcorn; just not ET.
He's fingering the baby !!!EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!
Want to explain to me please how he is any different than Gwen Stefani and Kingston, or any other hollywood parent/child combo that has given themselves over to the paps? Some do - some don't. He has a daughter that he loves and cares for - gay or not. What's it to you or anyone else?
WELL…THE SCREAMING QUEEN might as well make as much as he can while he can…BUT STILL…just ask his mutitude if ex-boyfriends…and they'll tell you what an ABSOLUTE 100% QUEER he is…so you can't expect him to have ANYTHING BUT A GAY FACE !!!!!!!!!!
Think about it …..what job can he do now!!!
Dannie walks on her toes, and is really not right for a baby her age….something really wrong with her, very sad.
OMG that precious Dannielynn!she's just like her mother.get well little baby!and her "father" …well Dickhead has a serious case of the gay face.and look at that blond highlights on his hair.that's gayer than gay.and i would like to dedicate the following lyrics from a 50 Cent song to Larry:"I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P "
OMG that precious Dannielynn!she's just like her mother.get well little baby!and her "father" …well Dickhead has a serious case of the gay face.and look at that blond highlights on his hair.that's gayer than gay.and i would like to dedicate the following lyrics from a 50 Cent song to Larry:"I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P "
He always carries the kid facing outward, in the classic Photo Opportunity Position. Barf.
I love how everyone screamed that Howard was just out for the money…yet when he was with Anna we rarely saw this baby…he kept her hidden away as long as possible…Yet the media darling Larry won't let her piss without bringing along E.T. This poor kid has no chance in hell to have any sort of normal life. Anna may have been whacked out of her mind, but I'm starting to see why she ran away to the Bahamas with Howard to get away from this freak.
I hate the way he hold her all the time. I can't figure out if its because he isn't comfortable with holding her. Like he doesn't do it often enough and doesn't really know how. Or is it that he holds her like that so the paparazzi can get good pictures of her. Most people hold their kids up on their hip so the baby can get comfy and snuggle up to them. Loving the cute little wet suit though lol
Yes Larry is making money from DL. BUT HE'S NOT PUTTING IT AWAY FOR DL, HE'S USING IT FOR HIMSELF AND THOSE SKANKS THAT LIVE WITH HIM SUCH AS HIS UMMM ASSISTANT.
ANNA WOULD ROLL OVER IF SHE KNEW THAT WOMAN WAS LIVING IN HER HOUSE.
It's mean to swim with dolphins. Set them free!
wtf is wrong w this guy? Fucking sick ass foo…
Anna would have pimped her out too.
Can I just say that it is a shame that he's pimping her out like that, however, Is she not the cutest? She looks so much like her mother! Again, she is so adorable and I just wish that she could have a normal life…
They seem really happy together, leave them alone..He really loves his daughter, you can tell…
Such a cute kid! And so is Dannielynn!
He has hairy arms … chubacka.
Ik Hate to say this, but I really honestly think they look CUTE!
She's adorable, he's kinda cute to. But men with sweet babies always look sweet!
He looks like a very happy daddy with his princess, I wish them all luck…
I cannot wait till perez's world falls apart. He sucks bad and he is so jealous of anyone skinnier than him (everyone). He is a loser and is probably one of the most hated person.
I can't wait to be there when Larry potty trains Dannielynn
Dannielynn is too cute! I hope that he can actually support her on his own w/o having to sell two bit stories and pics to tabloids. Does this guy have a job?
LOL…still laughing!
Re: Ewww – funny thing..i have glasses..i think he is..pimping his child is not hot, but he is attractive.
AWWWEEE love this picture of Larry & Dani in front of Atlantis… Dani is absolutly gorgeous.
p.s. Perez stop the hating…. if anyone is pimping anything out is u… LOSER
I think this is sick. I understand the need to see Anna's grave on the year anniversery but enough is enough
gayface lol
regardless of what we all think, it looks like he is doing what a good dad does, SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH HIS DAUGHTER! MAYBE BRIT CAN USE SOME ADVICE FROM BIRKHEAD
He has to make money for his baby somehow
He always looks like he's never held a baby before!
give the guy a break. Maybe he was just a sperm donor, but he's a dad now. He was a friggin photographer, he probably didn't make a lot of money & now he has a way to enjoy his life with the little girl & give her things he otherwise wouldn't be able too. Oh boohoo for Dannilynn, she is being pimped out & gets to go on vaca's & swim with dolphins. Guess what, she'll also get food on the table, a home & an education with all the money her dad is making for both of them! Dude, people have to do thebest with the cards they are dealt- ease up on the guy already. Who gives a crap if he's gay or selling vacation videos - the baby looks like she's happy & healthy- more than probably could be said than if Anna Nicole & Freak Ass Howard were raising her.
Such a beautiful baby girl!
He has no other source of income but to turn the baby into a whore like her mommie. These hollywood gold diggers have no other talent but to exploit women and babies.
aaw the girl is so cute! she's gonna be beautifull when she grows up. hopefully not another anna nicole tough
she is so pretty! and I don't think he is pimping her around…
IF HE WASNT PUTTING HER OUT THERE THE PAPS WOULD BE DRIVING THEM CRAZY THE SAME WAY THEY DID ANNA. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DOG HIM FOR TRYING TO KEEP HER SAFE, LOVING HER, AND MAKING SURE SHE HAS EVERYTHING SHE NEEDS. IF SHE WAS WITH HKS OR VIRGIE SHE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN LOVED AT ALL. GO LARRY!! AND LOVE YOU DANNIELYNN!
Whether he's gay or not he's probably doing a good job of raising his kid. I agree he is kind of exploiting his kid but Anna exploited EVERYONE in her life, maybe with the exception of her son. Anna was trashy and Larry is just keeping her trashiness alive!!!
the baby is soooo adorable
P, I'm so tired of you saying Anna Nicole's 'sperm donor" is "pimping" out his baby! Why should he be any different than what the Mom did! While Anna was alive she pimped out her baby for any type of tabloid for any money she could get. She was on ET and Insider EVERY Night getting checks hand over fist b/c she had no real money of her own and those tabloids exploited her and the baby . . b/c SHE LET THEM. So, excuse me for pointing out the obvious . . but WHY SHOULD LARRY BE ANY DIFFERENT . . he's continuing in Dannielynn's drugged out Mommy's vein . . birds of a feather.
And P, while Anna was alive, she tried desperately to keep Larry from the baby . .she lied through her teeth, she sold her story over and over again to ET and Insider, druggy that she was she told millions (who KNEW SHE WAS A LYING SCHEMING WENCH!!) that this baby was Howard K Stern"s, she MADE LARRY go through a lawsuit to prove his paternity (when she knew it was his) and then didn't submit DNA to the court when she was ordered to, and she text messaged him and told him she would never submit . . .all for her own purpose, for her own cause, b/c immaturely and sadly she was "angry" at Larry . . so let's try this again. . .who originally was trying to exploit that baby . .certainly NOT the daddy . . .
Dannielynn looks just like him.
At least this little girl has a daddy and an awesome one at that… imagine if her lawyer would have been the baby daddy he wouldnt be doing shit for Dannylynn… at least Larry does things with Dannylynn. Did anyone ever think about how E!/ The insider were there for everything pre Annas passing…and after it and the 1st photos with daddy and daughter they are the only PEOPLE who havnt turned there back on him. The only people he has to go to because everyone wants to point him out for getting his money and supporting his FAMILY!
larry is pimping out his daughter for the almighty dollar, bg pay back as she grows older and into her teens!!!!!!!!!!!! gay gay gay with howard stern!!!!!
Who cares? The guy's gotta make a few bucks where he can. Who among us wouldn't do the same thing for $$$$$$$$$$. Get over it Perezy.
While I can not say whether he is 'pimping' his kid out as others say. I will however say, in Larry's defense, that whenever we do see her she looks like a VERY happy child. At this stage in her life, that is very important not having her mother and it speaks a lot of his parenting.
Her medical condition is having "crossed eyes" and there is NOTHING wrong with that. My husband was born with the condition and had surgery to correct it. As for the little one and "her arms" whoever said that - that comment is just absurd. I have a daughter her age, and rest assured she is just doing what a normal child does at that age….they want to be let down to run, play and get into everything!
By the way, autistic children generally are in their own little world, they wouldn't be smiling or looking at the camera man like she does.
Get a life people, and LET him be a Dad. Noone makes these comments when people like Jennifer Garner or Katie Holmes take their children out!!
maybe just maybe… he is smart and by doing it this way that the public is getting pics of her… he isn't being followed by insane photographers… endangering her life.
Re: figgy –
You are very rude. The little girl lost her mother and is just over a year old and you are going to make fun of her?? FIGGY, YOU ARE A LOSER! This man obviously loves his daughter and is sharing that love with the public and all any one can do is make fun of him for doing that? You know that financially they probably do not need the money. Cut the guy a break! Assuming he is gay does NOT make him gay. And even if he was, who gives a crap??!!
This guy truly disgusts me. I think it's disgraceful that he exploits his child like this. Some dad he is.
Re: trys –
You make a VERY GOOD POINT THERE!
What is wrong with him being a "Daddy" and showing off his little girl? He probably wants to show everyone that she is doing just fine without the media trying to interfere with their lives. -Like they NEED the money??
Atlantis Resort is amazing!!!!!!!
I think she's beautiful, but he is DEFINITELY a fame whore. He needs to stop parading that little girl around trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame. Being her dad should make him feel good enough, don't ya think?
So funny here, the paps are just pissed off cause Larry is smart and has people pay for pictures and you know what so what, the money he is making I am sure is going to help support the baby. I am happy that he lets us see her, she is so pretty just like her mom may she rest in peice. Stop with all the Gay talk. I think Perez likes Larry that is why he is always calling him gay wishful thinking. REST IN PEICE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AND DANIEL.
He's not pimping her out… Well he is,but for a good reason.He's simply raising money for Danni lynn..since she doesn't have any of her mothers money yet.He needs to raise the money for her eye surgery aswell.He probably has large lawyer bills aswell. He doesn't even have a nanny to look after her,he is always with her always looking after her.You wouldn't see Brittney looking after her kids the way he does.He is a good father.
She's so cute, hope she's not retarded from all the drugs.
Miss Thang makes SEACREST look butch!
I wonder if he's still blowin' Howard K?
She's so pretty God bless her!!
and u idiots r so corny dont ya know what first means???
Say what you will….but he came to the plate and took care of business. When you see them together, you can tell that baby loves her daddy. And a beautiful little baby she is!
Re: usingchildrenisbad – I don't see "autism"…but let's be realistic. This child should have a trainload of medical problems considering the amount of drugs and alcohol her mother consumed during the pregnancy. So far, the only obvious problem is the lazy eye. That can be fixed. Let's just pray that is the worst of it.
Larry is a good father, just because you a–hole think he gay and parading her around. she needs to get out and play go see her mom and Daniel grave. no more then Howard Stein did.
This boy continues to sellout his daughter.
Strange but I read recently that Kevin Federline just decided to not do a reality show that would have involved his children. He thinks that his children need stability from him with Britney being sick now.
Between the two of them "Brickhead" and Federline I never thought that I would have more respect for Kevin than for Larry.
Oh that is too funny Perez! "Gayface?" LOVE ITTTT!!!!!
Got "gayface"? Join Scientology and help us to endorse our madness and we will provide a "beard" and other essentials for every Hollywood celebrity. Just ask Tom Cruise and John Travolta. You in turn must give us your soul, of course, part of the plan to "Clear the Planet".
Go choke on a dolphin, Larry
Porno flick…
"Larrry and Matt Steine GET IT ONNNN while Daniellynn sleeps"
…but she DREAMS of her own future fluffer days"
Aw, they are both too cute! Dannielynn looks like Anna so much! Birkhead is hot too!
Why does everything have to be a photo op with him?! Poor baby!
Are they wearing matching lipstick?
that baby is freaking adorable. And daddy aint bad, either. You just WISH he was gay, fagalina……
that poor kid.
Wow. Once upon a time I was on this guys side! Now, I can't believe how shamelessly he parades this child around. She is a beautiful little girl and deserves a chance at a decent life. C'mon, Larry, get her off the magazine covers and pages and give her a good, PRIVATE life.
HAHAH that is one of your funniest quotes EVER!!!!
cute kid. they look like they share blush and lipstick.
OMG!!!!! I was at work and I busted out laughing….this is too funny!!! He is the poster child for gayface…love you Perez!!!
Who cares if hes gay -hes cute-I would love to go out with miss Larry-let her know-Ed -det,michigan
Re: Doped up – drugs have nothing to do with Dannielynn's condition. Kids can be born crossed even if their parents haven't used drugs. so to all of you who say that's the cause of her crossed eye ya'll need some serious help yourselves and do research! He is doing the best he can at being her father i definately give him props. The reason he does interviews for magazines and t.v. shows is to say how he deals with the cruel remarks people say about his sweet INNOCENT little girl. so shut your pie holes!
AND ANOTHER THING TO ALL YOU BITCHES AND ASSHOLES…I WOULD LOVE IT IF MY DAD SPENT QUALITY TIME WITH ME TO SWIM WITH DOLPHINS AND ITS NOT CUREL YOU KNOW THE DOLPHINS LOVE IT JUST AS MUCH AS WE DO. AND I HONESTLY DONT THINK LARRY IS GAY SO STOP BEING SO STEREOTYPICAL!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we need a "separated at birth"….Larry Birkhead and Andrea McCardle (sp?) from Annie fame.
ew. this guy is disgusting. the way that he puts his daughter on display in the media and is supposedly paid for it is very disturbing to me. parents are supposed to protect their children. what a creepo.
Is it just me or is the baby photoshopped so she will not look crosseyed. Right eye looks bluer than left.