Don't Be Jealous
Filed under: Nicole Richie > Joel Madden
Joel Madden understands why Nicole Madden has so many haters - because she's almost perfect (his words, not ours).
"She's a wonderful mother and she looks really hot already," the Good Charlotte rocker tells People. "The girl is gifted, man. Women hate her because she looks good being pregnant and then has the baby and looks sexy. There's something so attractive about her now. It's a motherly glow."
And there you have it.
Nicole Richie looks good and is sexier than U!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 1:33 pm
yeah i guess she is sexy if your into the frog eyes
She does look good.
Motherly glow? Have these peple never heard of highlighter? Silly me I'm just jealous, that shiny skin is all hers no doubt.
Re: Michele –
So right!
How stupid. The only reason she looks good pregnant is because she was underweight before hand. Other women get fat, she just become almost normal.
I'm amazed she even got pregnant weighing the amount of a six year old….
She's thin now because she eats fuck all ..motherly glow ha it's called st tropez..prick soft rocker
Reasons why Nicole is NOT a catch and certainly not a prime candidate for the mother of your children:
1) Friends with Paris (surely not a sign of good judgement)
2) Suffered from a profound eating disorder recently. Still recovering.
3) She's a criminal and an addict (been arrested for heroin, has a dui, admitted to prescription drug and pot abuse etc.)
4) Plastic surgery addict. What does it cost to keep her looking the way she does… hair…skin…physicians?
5) She allows herself to get pregnant just weeks after the onset of your relationship. Interpret as you wish.
Just because a woman is able to give birth does not make her a good mother. Only time will tell. There is little she has done to suggest she's even an OK choice of a responsible mother. It's honestly frightening how many seem to think she's a fabulous role model
Her nose is too big for her to be hot. She also has mechanical dead eyes. She's a recovering addict, so it's good he sees something we obviously don't.
Yeah well, when those boobies deflate and she stops eating again she'll be back to her old stick figured self.
ANYONE WOULD LOOK GOOD NEXT TO JOEL'S UGLY MUG!
I agree with Joel - She does look great! and she looked fantastic pregnant. Lucky girl.
She's ugly and I am jealous that she has big pay-by-the-hour drug addict eyes. She is the female version of washed up famewhore John Paulus.
She could use a lot of work before she even entered the perfect zone. A rhinoplasty would be a start. Kleenex will be going out of business if she would get a cold.
I'm not jealous of her looks, I'm jealous of her $$$$$. DUH.
I dont hate her I'm happy for her! She does look great and I hope she keeps the healthy look. But I'm already worried, she seems to be out partying a lot since the birth of this baby and we all know pregnancy and childbirth can really wack out a womans hormones and set off mental illness so I hope she has an awesome loving nanny for when shes back to 90 pounds and popping vicodins and smoking weed and acting like Britney Spears next week.
P.S. Hey Joel, when you start your pregnancy at 80 pounds and have an eating disorder and drug problem, its not suprising that you'd be thin after the birth. Get a clue and keep your baby mama healthy dude. Y'all are cute funny and smart and blessed with a child, dont ruin it by neglecting the baby and going right back to your unhealthy lifestyle or the kid will end up as fucked up as nicole is from her childhood issues.
Re: anorexia sucks –
How Much Do Newborns Weigh?
Just like adults, newborns come in a range of healthy sizes. Most babies who are born full-term (between 37 and 40 weeks) weigh somewhere between 6 pounds, 2 ounces (2,812 grams) and 9 pounds, 2 ounces (4,173 grams). The average length for a full-term infant usually ranges from 19 to 21 inches (48 to 53 centimeters).
Nadia Bjorlin. Sarah Shahi. Susan Ward. Aria Giovanni. Aishwarya Rai. Katherine Moennig. Megan Ewing. Bipasha Basu. Adriana Lima. = PERFECT
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Nicole Richie. = Circus Clown Jester
Pfftt I don't kno waht his talkin about.
One word:
Hilarious.
And no one is jello of her
Suck on tht
She has one of the biggest noses ever. Her personality is what he is talking about because the looks are below average for sure. Look at her mechanical dead addict frog eyes.
She looks great here!!!! Her curves are nice now and during her pregnancy…anyone should be jealous!! wutever..keep it up!
Oh, that it! I thought it was because she acted like a spoiled brat on that show with Paris Hilton. She was not that nice to other people either or how she would talk to small kids disgusted me.
SHE SURE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NICOLE
they will be broken up soon anyways….. she needs to eat something.
its called she actually gained a couple pounds
I mean that literally. She is without a doubt one of the ugliest women ever. If I wanted to be jealous, I would be jealous of Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba.
lol like a junkies opinion matters in the real world. More guys have gone up in that tan an elavator.
Aww he adores her - every man should feel this way about his wife/fiance/girlfriend/mommy of his child! My husband is extremely loving and sweet as well…despite the fact that I don't look nearly as good pregnant as she did lol. She looks fantastic and I applaud that - I'm 5 months pregnant and hope to snap back half that fast
ewwwwww, her eyes look like frog eyes. Also look at the bags underneath them. She's obviously a bullimic drug addict. ICK.
Well she does drive the wrong way on the freeway on vicodin better than me and she does snort heroin better than me and steal 12 year old's boy friends better than me, but other than that I have it all over that skinny skank.
that glow is from throwing up
motherly glow?
doesn't he mean motherly cans????
UGLY.
if she is soooo freakin hot, then why didn't she snag a good lookin dude? Madden is sooo fugly!
She does look alot better now, BUT still can't stand her, when seeing her on the simple life, she is a mean, bratty, bitch, and she is friends the Parasite hilton who would want to associate with THAT..I would be afraid i would catch her STD's jus bein near her she has SO MANY!!! ICK
she looks a gajillion times better than before the baby when she weighed about 5 or 6 pounds. so i don't know if everyone is jealous of her…but i encourage her to stay this way- she looks healthy, happy and beautiful.
were her tits always that big? don't think so. if celebrities want bigger boobs they should just get knocked up.
hmm…somehow I don't understand what the big deal is…I guess I am gifted too since I am the same size as Nicole HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU R JEALOUS OF ME TOO….KIDDING
Stop stirring the pot perez. Nicole does look great now and did while pregnant. Please leave them alone, they both have lived up to the responsibility of having a baby and should receive some credit for turning their lives around.
Re: elle – Jesus, get therapy already. Talk about being a mean spirited bitch…
yea that part where he says
"There's something so attractive about her now"
yea thats called her tits and ass
cause she didnt have that before all she had was skin and bone
dumb ass
Re: elle – No Dr in the world would give any woman a tummy tuck a month after childbirth! Get your jealous head out of your ass.
Women hate Nicole Richie, because she's a celebrity who has done absolutely nothing to earn all that she's been given. I mean, OK, there is the heroin-addiction, anorexia, DUI and the one rich dad, but other than that. I bet a person like Nicole was exactly what Joel was thinking about when writing the song "lifestyles of the rich and the famous". But I guess he can't help but sing another tune now that he knocked her up.
Re: okay – YOU need a lesson in reading: PEREZ is the one who said "Nicole Richie looks good and is sexier than U" Everything else that was quoted is obviously (according to the hate reactions) 100% correct.
I have always hated Nicole RIchie after those reports about how she terrorized that (much cuter) model with mean text messages and phone calls. She only looked decent when she was pregnant because she weight 82 pounds beforehand. Girl CLEARLY has an eating disorder and people hate on her because she is a terrible influence to young girls. Let's face it… she's famous for having an eating disorder and that's pretty much it…. she courts attention. Also, no guy I know finds her hot. Alot of girls convince theirselves that she's pretty but no guy thinks she's hot unless he's a pedo. I think Joel (or Benji?) is a pedo. Isn't he like 30 and he dated Hill D when she was like, 17? And now Nicole who looks like a kid? CREEPY!!!!
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The movie will likely do less than a $100,000 gross in the theaters before being canned to DVD and the discount bin at Wal-Mart and Walgreens.
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Nicole Richie has had more pricks than a used dart board. If you wanna have more friends in your crotch than Tom has on Myspace, you should be jealous.
umm, didn't she get knocked up to avoid jail….real 'motherly'?!!! wait a minute, she's been a mother for like, two days and she's a 'wonderful mother'????? Why cause the kid is still alive??? takes a little more than that to be labeled a 'good mother' in my book! just watch, she'll be partying with this kid in 10 years, you watch…this girl is a pig.
hes right! women hate on you sooo much when youre pregnant and still look attractive, especially after you have the baby and youre practically back to normal asap. When i had my second daughter all everyone wanted to know was "did she get fat??" im sorry but most women are evil, and i aint lying!
Re: Nicole Richie is Icky Icky Poo – haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
she looks really good!
& i saw her on TV and she is really talented
cello, violin piano player etc
& real rich!!
me jealous?
It's true. She is sexier that I am.
It's true. She is sexier that I am.
TO SCHOOL. HIS MANNEROF EXPRESSION VERBAL AND WRITTEN THOUGHT ARE ATROCIOUS.
THE POOR BABY HAS A COUPLE OF DUMB, UNEDUCATED WHITE TRASH PARENTS WHO MOOCH OFF A BLACK SUGA DADDY.
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Re: Big Red –
best post so far 10/10
also, madden has a thing for little girls. i wonder what he'll think when his daughter is 15 and fucking a 25-30 year old. oh wait, chances are he'll probably OD before then. nevermind.
nicole ritche looks like the living dead with make-up. and joel madden your an idiot whos music only sells for "kid bop" and i have no doubt their creature child will resemble a troll
Admittedly, it would be pretty awesome to be have a baby without even looking like you did. But Nicole Richie is either anorexic or a medical marvel. I've never seen in my life somebody that was reather chunky at first only to become emaciated later on. It's really scary. Something is very wrong even if it's not an eating disorder.
So glad this Madden fella thinks sickly is sexy. I'd still be worried about this drastic weight loss if I knew this girl.
he's doing the damn lip thing again, perez! paaaaaaaaah!
it's perfectly normal to rid your baby weight that fast when you're thin to begin with, and when you're beastfeeding which she clearly is; and why one breast appears larger than the other - as someone observed.
the girl is looking hotter than ever. props to her.
SHE IS FUCKING UGGLY
Nicole looks stunning!! I'm so happy for her and Joel and their new baby, Harlow. I wish them all the best.
She is hott!!! I love nicole. I think she's hilarious and so beautiful.. ppl will always talk shit about you no matter who you are so who the f*ck cares… They are such a hott couple of course ppl are gunna be jealous, she's rich and famous and your not so shut up
aww what a great boyfriend…she really does look great.
I'm so jealous of her. I wish I had a flat ass and protruding bones.
are u serious haha shes not THATTTTT pretty.
whatever nice dad,lol :]
Nicole looks very happy people, thats why she is glowing.. I agree shes looking better than ever!!!
I really don't see alot of Nicole haters.
Let go of the Ego…whats his name…Joel. Seriously.
no honey, maybe she's hotter than you don't get in twisted!!!
no honey maybe she looks hotter than you! but don't get it twisted!
she is almost perfect. i agree.
Oh please. Someone needs a piece of humble pie, doesn't he? No one I know is jealous of her, and my friends and I must be at least 10 years older than her. BTW, we look just as good as her! I can say that I was very happy for her b/c she seems to have turned her life around, which is a good thing. Sounds like someone's a bit desparate for attention…
Rockin' the cleave, and she looks good!
DISAGREE first i dont really think she is very pretty not ugly but not pretty and second i know at least 10 of my friends who looked better than after having their babies shes not anything special, but joel you have one thing right shes prettier than you your ugly.
Re: landa – Wow…I'm so sorry that you had to go through that! That's horrible—you need better people around you, I think. I can honestly say that everyone was happy for me when I had my two kids and didn't gain any weight, and could fit back in my clothes (and do photo shoots) right after giving birth. It was the same with all the other mommies around me…we were staying healthy and happy and we celebrated that with each other! Contrary to what you believe, not all women are evil…you must need new peeps around you!
Now if you could just cut off her head, we may have something!
yeah if sexy is a anorexic drugged out look… but yeah if that's what sexy looks like then she is sexy.
she shouldn't be so thin.
her boobs are bigger! yay!
so, wheres the baby? Oh, thats not important now is it? it is how you LOOK after the baby. yeah, I get it.
Joel is right, she looks amazing!! LOVE YOU NICOLE
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
NICOLE MADDEN????!!! ISN'T IS RICHIE?!!!!!
this is about the most idiotic thing ive heard joel say if you think anorexia is sexy then go ahead!
She looks like death.
I'm not jealous of a woman who is stupid enough to weigh under 100 pounds while pregnant.
To be honest, I'm very surprised she didn't have a miscarriage.
AAAAaaawww…..precious…
She looks amazing! I ain't hatin'!
Actually most people hate her because she is an immature twit who didn't even know why Americans celebrate Memorial Day. Yes, Joel she is hot. But she is a celebrity with no talent and is only famous cuz of her Dad…………Duh
She's such a fugyly bitch!!!
The man is a mental pygmie. Ah ignorance is bliss and we'll see how he feels about the druggie when she goes back to her old ways. I wish it wouldn't be true the the woman is a useless piece of trash like her best friend Parasite Hilton.
Thank god Joel is stupid or else he'd really hate himself for who he had a baby with. Enjoy your ignorance … probably the only thing that will save you from the truth.
Nic does look sexy !
Nic the HOTTIE, Paris the NOTTIE !
OH my gosh!!! Did she get tit implants after she gave birth or what?!? Those don't look like "just milk"!
Well She is…probably not better than all of us but shes is certainly really hot and beautiful and stylist, better than paris sorry but shes is classy and well not perfect but she has something…we all have something
I think she looks better and its sweet but..It's only been a month since she had the baby, no sex for at least six weeks for most people. Sure she's sexy, he's horny…..
wut happen to nicole richie????
is she married cuz it says nicole madden
Did I blink and these two got married? If not, then she's still Ritchie.
SHE IS HOT. YALL ARE SUPER HATERS
she is and always was a f*ing dog. his compliments don't mean much tho, consider the source.
Re: caroaber – ummm…..u dont know if they got married
Wow… you fat asses are pathetic. I love the numerous "That's not all there is to a REAL woman" type comments.. How about you take the cheeseburger out of your mouth, get yourself to the gym, and stop complaining about women who are thinner than you just to make yourself feel better.
I'm OVER this "fat girl pride" movement…
Didn't she have gastric by-pass surgery in order to look good in the first place? I guess extreme caloric restriction due to surgery helps to lose the baby weight!
that fat keebler elf lookin fucker needs a reality check.
that baby was that sluts get out of jail free card. or her back up just in case she actually had to do any real time.
and during the whole pregnancy, whathisface madden, looked pretty fuckin miserable and then puts out that bullshit i dont wanna be in love song. which is pretty funny.
nicole richie looked like a bobble head before she got knocked up with harlow the accident, she looked like a bobble head when she was pregnant with harlow the accident, and she looks like a bobble head with a flabby gut after harlow the accident.
she should of totally swallowed.
ahh i love the dress where the heck is it from!?!?!?