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Don't Be Jealous

Filed under: Nicole Richie > Joel Madden

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Joel Madden understands why Nicole Madden has so many haters - because she's almost perfect (his words, not ours).

"She's a wonderful mother and she looks really hot already," the Good Charlotte rocker tells People. "The girl is gifted, man. Women hate her because she looks good being pregnant and then has the baby and looks sexy. There's something so attractive about her now. It's a motherly glow."

And there you have it.

Nicole Richie looks good and is sexier than U!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

410 comments to “Don't Be Jealous”

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  1. Carl says – reply to this


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    That's great and all but what the fuck was she doing driving the wrong way on the Hollywood Freeway???

  2. looks terrible says – reply to this


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    She looks terrible.

  3. lmao! says – reply to this


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    P.S.- oh and by the way, Ashley….your a fuckin cunt.

    who the fuck asked you???

    Exactly.
    So get back to sucking dick on the corner for pennies, slut.

  4. Jess says – reply to this


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    Re: goddess

    Haha Love it! So true!

  5. vangoghsEar says – reply to this


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    Ha Ha that's funny…

  6. billy says – reply to this


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    umm, she looks "so sexy" now b/c she's probably not on drugs, and she's gained weight ya dumbass. keep it up richie, you really do look so much better now :)

  7. hillary says – reply to this


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    HECK YES SHE IS!!!!! she looks so GORGEOUSSSSSS!:-D

  8. lily says – reply to this


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    GO ASHLEY! HAHAHAH

  9. jackie says – reply to this


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    HA who the hell would be jealous of Nicole Richie? Gifted???? wow Joel you are giving her way too much credit. This is the woman who said on national t.v. "I had no idea that drugs and alcohol could affect the way you drive" (someone failed drivers ed) Here's a list of the things Nicole Richie is good at
    1. Starving herself
    2. Driving the wrong way on the highway
    3. Living off her father's fame and money (moocher)
    4. Doing absolutely freaking nothing!!!
    5. Being Paris Hilton's sidekick
    6. Making up bullshit excuses for her behavior

    I wish the list was longer, but there's nothing else that your oh so perfect Nicole is good at. Someone has unrealistic positive illusions..ha..
    Let's see what Joel is saying when she leaves him b/c she can't handle having real responsibilities.

    Joel needs to stop living a fantasy bubble and actually take a look at the woman, who is raising his daughter. Let's hope Harlow's first word isn't bitch.

    Those boobs aren't gonna last too much longer buddy.. hate to break it to you.

    Joel your starting to look like a hobo again….no..just no..
    what happened to the Joel from back in the day?? This one is just not pleasant to look at. haha

  10. She is Getting Old too Quickly says – reply to this


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    Being young and all drawn out at the same time. Congratulations !

  11. Sweet says – reply to this


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    She's better than she used to…except that hideous (eyes) makeup… Though her arms are still a little too skinny on this picture… She almost looks like two walking boobs; that's all you see!

  12. Paula says – reply to this


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    Gorgeous, I love Nicole , besides she's black and that is to be expected. Your cute to Prez

  13. Chiley says – reply to this


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    Yeah kay,

    Little does she know, he's the one that put a hole in his condom…..now he's set for life.

  14. Sandy says – reply to this


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    im sorry who is jealous?? She is very pretty and its nice he thinks so highly but if he is not responding to a hateful blog or article…then who the hell cares?

  15. melanie says – reply to this


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    I've always thought she was hot (except when she was super skinny). And I think its really cute that he says such nice things about her. Shes hilarious too.

  16. Kate says – reply to this


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    LMAO… Nicole looks like a dirty trashy skank. But Joel's fugly too so what does he know…

  17. HUH?!?!?! says – reply to this


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    Geez, i did'nt even know that i was jealous of Nicole Richie. And i thought it was just this crappy weather making me feel a little down. Thank's for clueing me in on what the real prob is Joel!!!!! I may have gone undiagnosed for weeks if you had'nt tipped me off.

  18. Let me count the ways says – reply to this


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    maybe they don't like her because she was a heroin junky.

  19. THE OTHER POSTER IS RIGHT, THE BOOBS WILL BE GONE SOON AND SHE'LL GET A BOOB-JOB, ASAP! says – reply to this


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    what the hell was that horrbible song they did where his voice is all high-pitched and sounds ridiculous????? i gotta find that on youtube. it sucked a big one. and if she's so fucking great ,what the hell is she doing with this goober. he's got the sex appeal of a dirty diaper. PUN INTENDED!!!!!

  20. GET REAL DUDE!!!!! says – reply to this


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    oh, and Joel!!!!! i'm not fat, i'm as skinny as you'd ever want to be, and i'm zexy ass fuck, so shut your fat face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. vc says – reply to this


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    "wow i didnt know everyone was jealous because they didnt get preagant by being an anorexic whore….but ok…"

    DITTO….he needs to get his head out of his or her ass

  22. trouble says – reply to this


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    whatever. i want some of the sht this guy is on. if he thinks nicole looks good, i'll have two of whatever he's having.

  23. vanessa says – reply to this


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    Nicole Madden?

  24. fantasy land says – reply to this


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    If Joel wants to live in fantasy land and deny he's married to an awful pathetic human being let him. He must be a little shit head too so the 2 of them deserve each other. Spoiled and drugged up children of Hollywood … go away assholes and take Parasite Hilton with you … such dumb and uncivilized useless rich twats need to leave.

  25. ParisHater says – reply to this


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    She looks like she's got a disease. Still, if he's happy fucking a bag of antlers then good for him.

  26. elle says – reply to this


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    Re: erm – you have no idea what you are talking about lol, you silly cow she is a mean bitch, ever see simple life?? what a fool u r. i love a lot of beautiful people who do something with their lives so maybe you should SHUTTYYYYYYY loser

  27. AC says – reply to this


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    Nicole is MUCH, MUCH, MUCH prettier than her former BFF skank-herpes carrying Paris!

    Plus she has ALOT more class than that pale, skinny whore Paris will ever have!

    GO NICOLE!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!

  28. no victim says – reply to this


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    She's part spic, has had how much plastic surgery and dyes her hair blonde in an attempt to look white. How far off can blue contacts be?

  29. samatha says – reply to this


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    she does look sexy im jealous love them though

  30. emniem says – reply to this


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    she has an ugly face and nose.
    haha

  31. HOLLY BEE! says – reply to this


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    Not as sexy as Hilary Duff. OOOOO I did not just go there.. muhahaha yes I did. =)

  32. jo don't know says – reply to this


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    Does he ever shut up? No because his band SUCKS. Who cares about either of them…she lives off Lionel for a living and he is a total idiot!

  33. HE LOVES HIS GIRL says – reply to this


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    i LOVE HIM FOR BEING A MAN, AND TELLING THE WORLD THAT HE APPRECIATES HIS GIRL! I BET YOU THAT HE THINKS EVEN MORE OF HER..NOW THAT SHE HAD HIS DAUGHTER! THAT IS HOTT! I LOVE..LOVE!

  34. 336 says – reply to this


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    336

    i THINK THAT YOU ARE REALLY JEALOUS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE DOES FOR A LIVING, AND NEWSFLASH..U SUCK!

  35. kim k says – reply to this


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    Okay…no one is jealous of anorexic Richey. As a mother myself, I 'm a little worried for her given her mental issues with weight.

    Nicole has a great style, other than that I don't like her one bit. She likes to start shit. I can't stand people like that.

    Congrats on your new bab!

  36. michelle says – reply to this


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    "there's something so attractive about her now"

    maybe its her gigantic tits.

    lmao, motherly glow my ass.

  37. v says – reply to this


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    or it could be her huge lactating jugs.

  38. ewww says – reply to this


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    um..wow. can you say boobage?! wtf.
    and i think joel has seriously gone DELLUSIONAL. open your eyes.

  39. Lisa says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!! I AM SOOOOOOO NOT JEALOUS OF HER! I CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH! SHE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AND NEITHER IS HE!

  40. yoga says – reply to this


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    He's so delusional! He's clearly in love because this duck face with bags under her eyes has nothin on me!The above photo is actually the best one I ve seen of her but this doesn't change the fact that she's fug! Btw, she will be skin and bones again soon. Let's see how sexy that will be Joel!

  41. nessa says – reply to this


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    She does look good!Im so happy for her!

  42. brocolli says – reply to this


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    Are you KIDDING ME!!!!!?????????? If this adopted freak that looks like a grasshopper is considered 'hot' then my name is Madonna….what an ugly condescending retard…

  43. emily says – reply to this


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    i don't even think her tits were that big when she was fat.

  44. wetoo says – reply to this


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    fucking high yellow bitch is ugly as they come

  45. cindy says – reply to this


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    her boobs look awesome

  46. Lindsey says – reply to this


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    um, this just in Mr. Madden - the reason Nicole actually looked sexy while pregnant was because she was all of 86 lbs before her uterus caught your sperm. when she gained the 20+ lbs she was scared to death of gaining without child, she actually looked normal. so yes, she was sexy, and is - but women don't hate her for that reason. to be honest, they don't hate her. they pity her for jumping in the sack with your sorry ass while you were on the rebound, and for her blatant stupidity in thinking it's love when it was most likely a very cheap condom.

    douche.

  47. Cat says – reply to this


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    I have to admit, she looks absolutely beautiful. She and Joel both have that new-parent baby-gets-up-at-night look about them and it suits them! Not to mention the I'm-nursing-a-baby boobies (yes, it's crass, but true). Nicole and Joel both look wonderful!

  48. Lind says – reply to this


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    Here, here! She's hot as hell.

  49. Nikkah says – reply to this


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    If I were as ugly as him, I'd be kissing her ass and praising her too.
    I hope Harlow grows up looking like her.

  50. Sarah says – reply to this


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    she looks good now, her boobs are big for someone her weight (she has lost quiet a lot since giving birth…Just stay where you are Nic!) I like nicole better now she's a mum.

  51. Hot-Mama-Myself says – reply to this


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    I love how he says "…looks hot ALREADY". What?? So he's calling her UGLY while she was preg??

    I am a first time mom myself & breastfeeding for 9 months already…It's made me healthier & in better shape than b4 i got preg…so BIG deal! lol :)

  52. sure thing says – reply to this


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    wow he's right! she IS better than me! and he, well he is the catch of the day! a fat, ugly, sad-ass sack with tattoos guaranteed to bleed in the next 5 years until his body becomes one big fat ink blot! me so jealous of nicole! i have strived to be as Golum-like as possible and I still can't compete with her

  53. Abigail Berlin Alexis says – reply to this


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    Love speaks!

  54. sasa says – reply to this


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    I give them half a year.
    yup.
    I'd say Nicole gets the kid.
    yup.

  55. Nicole says – reply to this


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    I'm not jealous of how hot or sexy she is… I'm jealous of her money. Personally i feel preggo women are fucking fat and ugly as hell…. and no amount of plastic surgery and excersize can never take you back to how you were before, it just makes you into a goddamn barbie.!

  56. Karma says – reply to this


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    No one hates Nicole….they hate the games she was playing. Being disingenuous about drugs and alcohol and the effects they have….isn't something to be jealous of. It deserves to be ridiculed and hated.

    Personally, I think someone who has such a messed up body image, that they go running in saggy ass bathing suits…FOR ATTENTION…..SHOULDN'T BE HAVING BABIES!!!! Obviously, the press gave her a lot of ink for losing weight and then watching her become a national joke. But that doesn't excuse being LAZY and not doing the work required to become healthy before getting knocked up. Nor does it equate being jealous! Selma doesn't even make me jealous and she is a REAL BEAUTY WHO DIDN'T MIND EATING FOR HER BABY AND IT'S HEALTH!!!! Nobody is hating on Halle either! Your argument is weak Joel!!!

  57. jenn says – reply to this


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    you can spin it how you want to make yourself feel better, but the truth is that: we just don't give a fuck! trust me, on this end, there ain't no hating but there is a lot of: wtf? these people r submerged in their own self-importance.

  58. fugglesmuggle says – reply to this


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    Oh my god Joel is a peadophile! Shit! A man that likes to have sex with women who have the body of a ten year old child should be questioned by the police! Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. kibbles says – reply to this


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    fuck me she does look good!

  60. sarah says – reply to this


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    it's true!! she looks amazing both ways, i know i'm jealous!

  61. Latifah says – reply to this


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    ALL women look good when their pregnant, they just have a certain glow. Not just Nicole Richie.

  62. cfzaj says – reply to this


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    Noooo, she looks as good as I did at that time; and she is f—–g HOT!

  63. Faith says – reply to this


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    I think she truly looks beautiful now,She might have been pretty in the past, to her girlfriends, etc. but now you can see it in a picture, She looks healthy*perfect at where her body is at right now) shes looks finally Happy, truly happy. I wish them all the best, and enjoy your little girl's every minute, because they grow up too fast as I'm sure Nicole's father will tell her. It seemd like yesterday my baby was a baby she is now 8, so time does go very fast

  64. k says – reply to this


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    it's true though..she is the hottest pregnant girl i have ever seen and she looks normal already…wow

  65. meike form Germany says – reply to this


    365

    it´s very sweet from him

  66. Amber says – reply to this


    366

    She is pretty!!! To bad this couple won't last(and that will be a fact)…

  67. ***Response to Joel**** says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry to break it to you buddy but you and your wife are both fugs. Unfortunately money doesn't buy you good genes. Sorry, unfair I know but hey that's life. Jealous…nope, sorry but you're wrong here too. I'm jealous of real beauties with talent like Natalie Imbruglia, Natalie Portman, ScarJo, etc..Got the point? The truth is that I could walk own the mall and find 50 younger andbetter looking women than your wife. She's a druggie and a slut. She as no talents at all, no skills or trades that she's good at…..what draws you to her? I am very skilled at my profession. Before she got with you she would suck dick all over town, didn't you hear? So yep, keep that whore- we don't want her!

  68. jmo says – reply to this


    368

    Re: Fuchsia – well actually she considers herself black and has said it herself several times. And she is mixed.

  69. shel says – reply to this


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    shes motherless and fatherless, not MY fault.

  70. alaskaren says – reply to this


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    she DOES look good, she's glowing. Like she's finally at peace with herself. Good for her.

  71. lala says – reply to this


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    she could have my baby! i love her!!!!!!!!!

  72. k says – reply to this


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    She's beautiful, but counting bouncing back quickly after a baby as being "gifted" strikes me as hilarious.

    I do hope she stays healthy and does not fall into some weird weight loss obsession though. She looks healthy and happy in this picture.

    I only "hate" her for not looking exhausted.

  73. Kristen says – reply to this


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    I'm a woman (a straight one at that), and I love her! I think she's gorgeous ever since her pregnancy, and she seems like a sweet person. :)

  74. Jessie says – reply to this


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    I think it's sweet that he thinks so highly of her…We lack romance like this in realtionships now!

  75. lilith says – reply to this


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    haha way to go jerk, I actually like nicole and im not jealous of her one bit. but wtf? isn't her left boob bigger than the other one?

  76. tara bonita says – reply to this


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    Damn right she does.

  77. Darealcolumnist says – reply to this


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    DATS RIGHT BITCHES!! MOTHER HOOD LOOKS GOOD DONT IT?…….GONE BITCH

  78. steven says – reply to this


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    pmg but she doe slok dfrnt there a glow about her face i duno she looks dfrnt

  79. stupid kid says – reply to this


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    god he sounds like a 12 year old school boy, HAHAHA ok your girlfriend is so perfect you haven't married her just jet eh?

  80. ur retarded says – reply to this


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    Re: Shut up Joel – wtf do u have against him?? he's not talking to u, he doesn't even know u, so maybe ur the one who needs to shut the fuk up

  81. daisies says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS GOOD . I HOPE SHE DOESNT LOSE ANYMORE WEIGHT CAUSE HER BOOBS LOOK GREAT TOO. LOVE YOU NICOLE. YOURE GORGEOUS!

  82. Jen says – reply to this


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    Is it just me, or does she look like…drugged in that picture? Look at her eyes…either she isn't getting enough sleep, she's high, or her makeup artist is getting revenge for something!

  83. Citizen says – reply to this


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    Jealous? How about OFFENDED
    Who gives a shit if she is hot or not.
    How come that criminal Nicole Richie is not in jail doing time.
    What just because the addict got knocked up and had a baby she gets time off?
    She was arrested for driving the WRONG way on a California Freeway and
    doped up on Heroin. + numerous other lawless acts. That =Jail time.
    She should drive herself off a cliff into the Pacific ocean
    and take that other worthless idiot Paris with her in the passenger seat.

  84. citizen says – reply to this


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    Nicole would look so much better behind bars doing time for the criminal acts she
    is being prosecuted for.
    What, the dumb bitch had a baby, -so what.
    That does not excuse her from the consequences of breaking the law.
    All you retard bloggers should wake the up and write something with substance,
    and that do not include the word cute, or what she is wearing.

  85. james says – reply to this


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    And she's got more money than you too, Perez - oh, and she doesn't have blue hair and look like a cartoon character of a fat person - all things of which to be jealous!

  86. LOL says – reply to this


    386

    These celebs are purely for our entertainment, i love it!

  87. Josi says – reply to this


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    she's not ugly but you cant deny she is a bitch

  88. cee says – reply to this


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    Totally agree. She looked beautiful when she was pregnant and she looks beautiful now.

    Where were some of you raised. In white homey hell burb??

    It's not attractive.

  89. MaryJaneB. says – reply to this


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    Sorry, but since when a chihuahua is hot?, Nicole richie is a fucking chihuahua…………. grose……….

  90. Farmgirl says – reply to this


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    If all things are true…..why doesn't she have a better looking boyfriend.

  91. girlie says – reply to this


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    I think its great that he feels this way about her! How sweet!

  92. fionalicious says – reply to this


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    ptsssssssssssssss que maldito chopo infeliz! wtf is he talking about? wow he is truly in love..cuz it takes one hell of a blind man to say those things about fish-eyes Richie… look at her! those eyes look like they're about to exploit out of her face!…is madden gay? ..i could see the attraction if he was..you know "he loves the bone-s in her body" or something:P, but hey at least she does look better now that she's not a FAT ass anymore:) (God i am on my hater mood today…what a fucking bitch)

  93. fionalicious says – reply to this


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    Re: Farmgirl – hahahahahhaha soooo fucking true!! ese rockerito wannabe es FEO CON COJONES!

  94. AMO says – reply to this


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    She does look good (body wise), butterface looks like Rachel Zoe.

  95. Queen says – reply to this


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    Re: Fuchsia – How ignorant. I feel sorry for you. It's people like you who seek to divide this nation. How funny it would be if you found out you have as you say "wet back" in your blood line. You probably do, and African (cause that's where we all started, and everything else. Read a book. Get some education, is obvious you need it.

  96. Katie says – reply to this


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    She does look good, I'll give her that - but then again she looked so awful before the pregnancy that it's not hard to improve on!

    Keep the weight on Nicole - you've got responsibilities now, don't fade away on your baby girl

  97. mary says – reply to this


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    sorry but i always thourght nicole looks like a mannn her nose is uglyyy and shes alll ugly and not talented!!

    HILARY IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER ITS GOOD HILARY DUMPED JOEL SHES WAYY TOO GOOD 4 HIM!

  98. GiGi says – reply to this


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    yeah, sure Joel… xD

  99. austrianprincess4life says – reply to this


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    yes i am jealous. no i don't hate her, i only hate ugly people.

  100. Diana says – reply to this


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    Re: laura – Yeah, me too!

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