New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm




THE SONG IS HOT!! I really like it.
love it!!!!
SURE #1!!!! This is so classy and CLASIC. Mariah has done it again she is re-establishing the music history… wait to see all following her trend. I have no doubt this is a number one hit a nd a perfect song. She is so relevant Macdonna would kill to work with her.
the song is amazing .. ur so called fashon look sucks!!
I love it!! Maybe you should realize true talent unlike that Heidi Horseface shit PEREZ. Give props where props are due!
Go Mariah….you will ALWAYS be #1 to me.
Fuck you Perez, this is a number 1 smash hit. Good thing your opinion doesn't count. Like everything else in the world, you'll eat ur words.
"You are listenning to music on demand" is beautifully looped through the title track. I think this is very clever to make one feel like they're listenning to an old time radio..like back in the old days. PEREZ is a master of REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY…he knows Mariah is back and in full form. What a clever little troll!!! This song is very catchy…I've only heard it once and I've already got the oscillating tune memorized…I like it. I would enjoy listenning to it especially while driving. I wanna hear more…Thanks for sharing.
average ??? ho's talking , look at you !!!!!
The some is AWESOME! gonna be a super hit. C IS BACK FUCK OFF THE REST!
The some is AWESOME! gonna be a super hit. MC IS BACK FUCK OFF THE REST!
LOVE IT! HAPPY - FUN - SEXY -RnB — MIMI!
very daring to release a ballad for a first single very nice good job mc
very daring to release a ballad for a first single very nice good job mc
I'm sorry, i love Mariah but i have to agree with Perez. This is just disappointing, mainly because we've heard her do such amazing work. It's ok if she decides to go with the whole pop-r&b thing, but it should at least be good. and she could have used a beat and tempo that hasn't been used a million times. i hope that the rest of the album gets better…
love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mariah
the
best
touch my body
is the best!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS GOOD. Eff u perez!
Your wrong Perez, listen to it for awhile, it's pretty good!
Fuck all you bitches who hate on Mariah…even you Perez…I love you but you can't sing so you shouldn't judge. Mariah is and always will be fierce….period. Long Live the Lambs!!!!!
The only thing that sucks is u perez… I looove the song! GO MIMI!!!
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I f*&king LOVE IT! Sounds like Perez is jealous as USUAL! Mariah is amazing!
I think its hot tamale!! It isnt really like "typical" mariah but its still hot. Im looking foward to the album!!
This song rocks !!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave alone THE BIGGEST BEST SELLING FEMALE SINGER ALONE ! She is BEST …..Period !
Can't wait for the video !
Mimi Fan
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I only have 4 minutes to save the world!
I love the new Mariah single!! She's always so creative and this does not disappoint! I don't want her songs to all sound alike and this is different!
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I'm a Mariah fan but I don't care for it. Someone said it would be like We Belong Together. It seems more techno.
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YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
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Fuk u perez, this is hott! This is a guanteed number 1 hit. Like everything else in the world, you'll eat your words.
RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
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really? i thought it was good. Wendy Williams' reaction is priceless!
im gay, i would NOT buy this, or even illegally download it. so bad. come on mariah… even britney delivered a good tune for gimme more… mariah give us more.
This song is purposely recorded to get lodged in your brain. The melody was thought out to drive you nuts enough to buy Mariah's CD. Great marketing scheme, Mimi. Your fans are eating it up. However after two or three listenings, I had to put on Robert Palmer's 'Pride' album to drive away the annoyingness that is Touch My Body from my brain.
I love it I think its great it will be onother hit for shure ( Lets not forget Mariah likes to save the best for 2nd like she did with ”We belong togethar” it will be a hit for shure LOVE IT
Perez you're wrong, touch my body is fire!!
Diggin' it, for sure 19th No. 1
ehhh……
This is pretty lame….
she cant completely eff anything up….. but this is not GOOD
this song is freakin AMAZING!!!
this song is freakin AMAZING!!!
perez, please get a hearing aid!!! this is great, catchy, & will be a big hit of manyto come on the album. do me a favor, listen again & we will all accept your apology. MC - your the best !!!!
there are 2 bonus tracks on the new Mariah album !!!!!!! it's called
I AM A PIG and I LOVE ALL MY STUPID LAMB FANS
Mariah is a PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!!!
OMG!! I love it!!!!It is soooooo goood!!!!
it's ok, not anything that makes me wanna dance or whatever
This is the best single ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a must-have!!!!!!
It's gonna be a HIT!!!
oh Mariah, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loves it =) Mariah is back
I thought it was amazing!!!
It's sure to be another number one for Mariah.
Since you, Perez are so quick to judge, I guess i can say you don't know a damn thing about music. The single is hot. Of course you would think it was average look at how flamboyant you are. When you are the number one selling female artist of all time then come with your little music critques. Do you're thing Mariah, no one does music better than .
I love it when singers sing about sex in a clean, romantic way. I love this song already! Perez is crazy. I wanan be in love! Where's my knight in shining armor?!
Whatever Perez! I luv it! Its really catchy and cool! Its awsome! You Suck if u think it sux!
It's decent and I feel like it will grow on you…everyone knows Mariah saves the best single for the second, this was just a teaser…and Perez, if you hate, Mariah says "she will hunt YOU down"!!
THIS IS WHAT PEREZ SAID ABOUT ALICIA KEYS SONG WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT. DIDNT IT WIN A FEW GRAMMY'S LAST NIGHT?
Grammy darling Alicia Keys is back with a new single, No One, and an album set to drop this fall.
Nothing she does is ever bad, but this isn't crazy amazing either.
RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
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HOOOT !!! Incredible song ! My girlfriend likes it too and after that she wanna make … on youtubeeee …
RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
DO IT
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She is the number one female artist for sure, this song is absolutely awesome!!!!!!!!!!
i love it cos its simple but catchy…some people just don't have the ears for great music…they would rather wish someone was better off dead because they think they deserve this life…HAH! what a loser! take a closer look at ur pitiful self first THEN you can judge whether a person shud live or not! cos your filthy mouth ain't winning you anything…ugh disgusting!
I Love It!!!!!!!
I Love It!!!!!!!
I Love It!!!!!!!
I Love It!!!!!!!
I Love It!!!!!!!
I Love It!!!!!!!
I Love It!!!!!!!
hey P, it sucks! im a fan but that song sounds like something Heidi Montag should sing…and is she making a reference to YouTube?? bad lyrics….
THIS SONG IS SO HOT!!!!
Smooth song and smooth vocals. It's so nice to hear new material from Mariah!! I am certain her upcoming album will be a success.
eff off perez, it is a new mix for mimi and it freakin rocks!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
She's her biggest fan.
Love it!
but I drank 2 beers before I listened…..
As Mariah said,
"People are trippers… Haaayy…"
U can't put a gud artist down.. that's for sure…
Re: Daniel –
its her first fukin single on every mariah album there have been at least oe or more singles like this.
who cares about your opinion!!! your no music critic, leave it to the professionals, they will love it!!!
It's a very nice song! Not upbeat, but come on now…there are numerous songs that come out that are slow and they are on top of the charts. It seems like every other artist can come out with a slow song and people will accept it and love it, but when Mariah does it, it's such a big deal and people immediatly start their criticism. Mariah is the biggest selling female artist of all time and all of you jealous people can't accept that =P Mariah FTW
I LOVE THIS SONG! IT'S AWESOME!
It's really a nice song! Perez is tottally wroonngg this time! sorry
Mariah is a wonderful singer
I love it! Touch my body… oh yeah… all night… It made me sway… It's catchy, it's fresh it's different it's fun. Usually Mariah Songs sound indifferent at first but when you hear the beat and the "sensibilities" it's delicious. Just witness how this becomes a hit.
You ugys are just bitter coz nobody touches your bodies :p
WOW OMG MARIAH U R THE BEST UR NEW SONG IS AMAZING IS A HIT EVERYBODY LOVE YOU MARIAH CAREY HERE IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC N YOU ARE SO ESPECIAL FOR ME I LOVE YOU AND U R THE BEST PLEASE COME TO DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WE R HOPE U
omg im on the 6th listen, i cant stop listening to it, its really weired and doesnt sound like mariah, im confused….but so god damn catchy, what else does this album have to offer i wonder
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
u r a foooooooooooool !!!!!!
mariah is daaaaaa best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In a world where engineered sounds and voices are prevailing…. It's good to hear a song that did not use a computer to adjust the voice of the singer…… The song is good…… it couldn't be levelled with WBT, but this one is better than listening to techno/pop crap robotic voiced singers….. Dont hate PerezHilton! He's just livin up to what his website is known for….. the most hated one! ….. But seriously dude you need a MAKEOVER!!!
This is Mariah's creativity at its best….It will go #1!
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Biggggg Hit Potential…. We Love You Mariah… Your the best! Greatest voice everr can't wait 4 your cd
THE SONG IS GREAT!!!! YOU CAN TELL IT IS GOING TO BE A NUMBER ONE HIT!!! GLAD SHE FINALLY CAME OUT WITH IT SO SHE CAN SHOW HOW A REAL SINGER DOES IT!!!
I loved it on the first listen. This is classic Mariah with a twist. I've never heard her dip into sensual lyrics like this, other than possibly on Honey and Babydoll back in 1998, but those felt like fantasies whereas these lyrics are clearly based on real (and current) experiences. Mariah is continually growing as an artist where others have grown stagnant–don't hate on this diva Perez, she is still the queen!
Not near as good as her former stuff…….easily forgettable.
This is very unlike her and unexpected.The chorus is mad catchy and dreamy!Thsi will totally blow up at radio!A smash for sure!
I have and will always support Mariah Carey. This song after my first listen was blah. Then I played it again, the second time I appreciated it. The same thing happened with Say Something on The Mimi CD. Mariah song writing ability is amazing and her artistic ability shines through this song, she allows most of her songs to be universal, this song is no different. The lyrics are simple for the young to remember and the words are easily to relate to older crowds. Remember the songs we sang in the 90s that were sexual and we had no clue what the hell the words meant, well in the 00s it is no different. Mariah keeps it simple and simple is what we need right now. Most importantly we need Mariah and this song hits the bulls eye. Mariah WELCOME BACK. I can only expect perfection in the follow singles and the album after this song, don't let me down.
RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
DO IT
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I love MC (and I mean that), but I'm disappointed. This isn't a bangin lead single, it's album filler, and yeah it kinda sounds like somebody's scraps Danity Kane scored.
You can do better Mariah, but I'll still be gettin my copy of E=MC2.
I love mariah. this song is great…
OMG this song is amazing simple but perfect i loved!
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This song really sucks. Ha Ha. Isn't Mariah Carey a Has-Been? Everyone was expecting something good from Mariah, but it looks like it's gonna be Sh*t again. Can we also expect the same from "No Talent-Madonna"? I think so. When is Madonna gonna give it up?
like it like it !
Another Hit!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so utterly impressed with how very smart Mariah is. This must be one of the best constructed pop songs ever. it is going to be such a huge hit!!!!! baby, her comes 19th #1!!!!
MC is back on track with tis single, dont be a hater perez, just because shes the one that has millions of dollars and all u have is this crappy website,, doesnt mean u have 2 get all bitchy about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow its the best fuk u perez.. your just fat and ugly.. dont hate please dont..
im here for anyone who wants to talk shit.. come get some of this papi bitches.
I'm so utterly impressed with how very smart Mariah is. This must be one of the best constructed pop songs ever. it is going to be such a huge hit!!!!! baby, her comes 19th #1!!!!
I'm so utterly impressed with how very smart Mariah is. This must be one of the best constructed pop songs ever. it is going to be such a huge hit!!!!! baby, her comes 19th #1!!!!
I like TMB..it's not a superhit and maybe it's not the right first single but it's amazing!Go Mariah, I love U!
LOVE IT
"Touch my body/let me wrap my thighs/all around your waist/just a little taste"
So classy.
Really disappointing song.
"touch my body" does NOT SUCK!! i love it. it will be loved by tons of millions of fans in the world. Lambs, support!! Others,"be nice or leave".Her 18th #1!!