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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. J says – reply to this


    901

    THE SONG IS HOT!! I really like it.

  2. lamby says – reply to this


    902

    love it!!!!

  3. Mariah for 19th #1 says – reply to this


    903

    SURE #1!!!! This is so classy and CLASIC. Mariah has done it again she is re-establishing the music history… wait to see all following her trend. I have no doubt this is a number one hit a nd a perfect song. She is so relevant Macdonna would kill to work with her.

  4. keith says – reply to this


    904

    the song is amazing .. ur so called fashon look sucks!!

  5. MimiRocks says – reply to this


    905

    I love it!! Maybe you should realize true talent unlike that Heidi Horseface shit PEREZ. Give props where props are due!
    Go Mariah….you will ALWAYS be #1 to me.

  6. Denver Lamb says – reply to this


    906

    Fuck you Perez, this is a number 1 smash hit. Good thing your opinion doesn't count. Like everything else in the world, you'll eat ur words.

  7. SUE MENGERS says – reply to this


    907

    "You are listenning to music on demand" is beautifully looped through the title track. I think this is very clever to make one feel like they're listenning to an old time radio..like back in the old days. PEREZ is a master of REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY…he knows Mariah is back and in full form. What a clever little troll!!! This song is very catchy…I've only heard it once and I've already got the oscillating tune memorized…I like it. I would enjoy listenning to it especially while driving. I wanna hear more…Thanks for sharing.

  8. Duds says – reply to this


    908

    average ??? ho's talking , look at you !!!!!

  9. doggybfly says – reply to this


    909

    The some is AWESOME! gonna be a super hit. C IS BACK FUCK OFF THE REST!

  10. doggybfly says – reply to this


    910

    The some is AWESOME! gonna be a super hit. MC IS BACK FUCK OFF THE REST!

  11. Ciara says – reply to this


    911

    LOVE IT! HAPPY - FUN - SEXY -RnB — MIMI!

  12. darrel says – reply to this


    912

    very daring to release a ballad for a first single very nice good job mc

  13. darrel says – reply to this


    913

    very daring to release a ballad for a first single very nice good job mc

  14. TiffyWiffy says – reply to this


    914

    I'm sorry, i love Mariah but i have to agree with Perez. This is just disappointing, mainly because we've heard her do such amazing work. It's ok if she decides to go with the whole pop-r&b thing, but it should at least be good. and she could have used a beat and tempo that hasn't been used a million times. i hope that the rest of the album gets better…

  15. michel8901 says – reply to this


    915

    love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mariah
    the
    best
    touch my body
    is the best!!!!!!!!!!

  16. fuckperezhilton says – reply to this


    916

    IT IS GOOD. Eff u perez!

  17. Solphide says – reply to this


    917

    Your wrong Perez, listen to it for awhile, it's pretty good!

  18. Frank says – reply to this


    918

    Fuck all you bitches who hate on Mariah…even you Perez…I love you but you can't sing so you shouldn't judge. Mariah is and always will be fierce….period. Long Live the Lambs!!!!!

  19. Josue says – reply to this


    919

    The only thing that sucks is u perez… I looove the song! GO MIMI!!!

  20. JENNIFER says – reply to this


    920

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
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  21. kellybunstexas says – reply to this


    921

    I f*&king LOVE IT! Sounds like Perez is jealous as USUAL! Mariah is amazing!

  22. lilmimi84 says – reply to this


    922

    I think its hot tamale!! It isnt really like "typical" mariah but its still hot. Im looking foward to the album!!

  23. MimiSwedenFan says – reply to this


    923

    This song rocks !!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave alone THE BIGGEST BEST SELLING FEMALE SINGER ALONE ! She is BEST …..Period !
    Can't wait for the video !
    Mimi Fan

  24. JENNIFERITA says – reply to this


    924

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
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  25. JENNY says – reply to this


    925

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
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  26. Raycon says – reply to this


    926

    I only have 4 minutes to save the world!

  27. Erin says – reply to this


    927

    I love the new Mariah single!! She's always so creative and this does not disappoint! I don't want her songs to all sound alike and this is different!

  28. PEREZ ASSHOLE says – reply to this


    928

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
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  29. lj says – reply to this


    929

    I'm a Mariah fan but I don't care for it. Someone said it would be like We Belong Together. It seems more techno.

  30. PEREZBITCH says – reply to this


    930

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
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  31. DenverLamb says – reply to this


    931

    Fuk u perez, this is hott! This is a guanteed number 1 hit. Like everything else in the world, you'll eat your words.

  32. PEREZ PUTO!! says – reply to this


    932

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
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  33. l says – reply to this


    933

    really? i thought it was good. Wendy Williams' reaction is priceless!

  34. jimmy says – reply to this


    934

    im gay, i would NOT buy this, or even illegally download it. so bad. come on mariah… even britney delivered a good tune for gimme more… mariah give us more.

  35. SilentRunning says – reply to this


    935

    This song is purposely recorded to get lodged in your brain. The melody was thought out to drive you nuts enough to buy Mariah's CD. Great marketing scheme, Mimi. Your fans are eating it up. However after two or three listenings, I had to put on Robert Palmer's 'Pride' album to drive away the annoyingness that is Touch My Body from my brain.

  36. Rihanna-fen says – reply to this


    936

    I love it I think its great it will be onother hit for shure ( Lets not forget Mariah likes to save the best for 2nd like she did with ”We belong togethar” it will be a hit for shure LOVE IT

  37. Brian says – reply to this


    937

    Perez you're wrong, touch my body is fire!!

  38. ReppinPR says – reply to this


    938

    Diggin' it, for sure 19th No. 1

  39. LOGO83 says – reply to this


    939

    ehhh……

    This is pretty lame….

    she cant completely eff anything up….. but this is not GOOD

  40. FUKC you! says – reply to this


    940

    this song is freakin AMAZING!!!

  41. FUKC you! says – reply to this


    941

    this song is freakin AMAZING!!!

  42. ronz says – reply to this


    942

    perez, please get a hearing aid!!! this is great, catchy, & will be a big hit of manyto come on the album. do me a favor, listen again & we will all accept your apology. MC - your the best !!!!

  43. David says – reply to this


    943

    there are 2 bonus tracks on the new Mariah album !!!!!!! it's called

    I AM A PIG and I LOVE ALL MY STUPID LAMB FANS

    Mariah is a PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!!! :)

  44. David says – reply to this


    944

    OMG!! I love it!!!!It is soooooo goood!!!!

  45. meghan says – reply to this


    945

    it's ok, not anything that makes me wanna dance or whatever

  46. Jane says – reply to this


    946

    This is the best single ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It's a must-have!!!!!!

    It's gonna be a HIT!!!

    oh Mariah, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Michael says – reply to this


    947

    Loves it =) Mariah is back

  48. Cameron says – reply to this


    948

    I thought it was amazing!!!
    It's sure to be another number one for Mariah.

  49. sara rose says – reply to this


    949

    Since you, Perez are so quick to judge, I guess i can say you don't know a damn thing about music. The single is hot. Of course you would think it was average look at how flamboyant you are. When you are the number one selling female artist of all time then come with your little music critques. Do you're thing Mariah, no one does music better than .

  50. LUIS says – reply to this


    950

    I love it when singers sing about sex in a clean, romantic way. I love this song already! Perez is crazy. I wanan be in love! Where's my knight in shining armor?!

  51. Caity says – reply to this


    951

    Whatever Perez! I luv it! Its really catchy and cool! Its awsome! You Suck if u think it sux!

  52. queerleader says – reply to this


    952

    It's decent and I feel like it will grow on you…everyone knows Mariah saves the best single for the second, this was just a teaser…and Perez, if you hate, Mariah says "she will hunt YOU down"!!

  53. idiot says – reply to this


    953

    THIS IS WHAT PEREZ SAID ABOUT ALICIA KEYS SONG WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT. DIDNT IT WIN A FEW GRAMMY'S LAST NIGHT?

    Grammy darling Alicia Keys is back with a new single, No One, and an album set to drop this fall.

    Nothing she does is ever bad, but this isn't crazy amazing either.

  54. PEREZ CRITICS WITH NO SENSE says – reply to this


    954

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
    DO IT
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  55. Shaiblis says – reply to this


    955

    HOOOT !!! Incredible song ! My girlfriend likes it too and after that she wanna make … on youtubeeee … :D

  56. LISTEN AGAIN BITCH says – reply to this


    956

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
    DO IT
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  57. beibeilovemc says – reply to this


    957

    She is the number one female artist for sure, this song is absolutely awesome!!!!!!!!!!

  58. emancipation79 says – reply to this


    958

    i love it cos its simple but catchy…some people just don't have the ears for great music…they would rather wish someone was better off dead because they think they deserve this life…HAH! what a loser! take a closer look at ur pitiful self first THEN you can judge whether a person shud live or not! cos your filthy mouth ain't winning you anything…ugh disgusting!

  59. Blackdust says – reply to this


    959

    I Love It!!!!!!!
    I Love It!!!!!!!
    I Love It!!!!!!!
    I Love It!!!!!!!
    I Love It!!!!!!!
    I Love It!!!!!!!
    I Love It!!!!!!!

  60. mike says – reply to this


    960

    hey P, it sucks! im a fan but that song sounds like something Heidi Montag should sing…and is she making a reference to YouTube?? bad lyrics….

  61. JAY says – reply to this


    961

    THIS SONG IS SO HOT!!!!

  62. bcm says – reply to this


    962

    Smooth song and smooth vocals. It's so nice to hear new material from Mariah!! I am certain her upcoming album will be a success.

  63. fredlovesmimi says – reply to this


    963

    eff off perez, it is a new mix for mimi and it freakin rocks!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

  64. Shannon says – reply to this


    964

    She's her biggest fan.

  65. babybear says – reply to this


    965

    Love it!
    but I drank 2 beers before I listened…..

  66. Miss G says – reply to this


    966

    As Mariah said,

    "People are trippers… Haaayy…"

    U can't put a gud artist down.. that's for sure…

  67. MariahFAN4 LIFE says – reply to this


    967

    Re: Daniel

    its her first fukin single on every mariah album there have been at least oe or more singles like this.

  68. fredlovesmimi says – reply to this


    968

    who cares about your opinion!!! your no music critic, leave it to the professionals, they will love it!!!

  69. Mariah is on fire says – reply to this


    969

    It's a very nice song! Not upbeat, but come on now…there are numerous songs that come out that are slow and they are on top of the charts. It seems like every other artist can come out with a slow song and people will accept it and love it, but when Mariah does it, it's such a big deal and people immediatly start their criticism. Mariah is the biggest selling female artist of all time and all of you jealous people can't accept that =P Mariah FTW

  70. an says – reply to this


    970

    I LOVE THIS SONG! IT'S AWESOME!

  71. Andrea says – reply to this


    971

    It's really a nice song! Perez is tottally wroonngg this time! sorry
    Mariah is a wonderful singer

  72. Melki Lozano says – reply to this


    972

    I love it! Touch my body… oh yeah… all night… It made me sway… It's catchy, it's fresh it's different it's fun. Usually Mariah Songs sound indifferent at first but when you hear the beat and the "sensibilities" it's delicious. Just witness how this becomes a hit.

    You ugys are just bitter coz nobody touches your bodies :p

  73. JEAN CARLOS DOMINICI says – reply to this


    973

    WOW OMG MARIAH U R THE BEST UR NEW SONG IS AMAZING IS A HIT EVERYBODY LOVE YOU MARIAH CAREY HERE IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC N YOU ARE SO ESPECIAL FOR ME I LOVE YOU AND U R THE BEST PLEASE COME TO DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WE R HOPE U

  74. jo says – reply to this


    974

    omg im on the 6th listen, i cant stop listening to it, its really weired and doesnt sound like mariah, im confused….but so god damn catchy, what else does this album have to offer i wonder

  75. #1!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


    975

    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    u r a foooooooooooool !!!!!!
    mariah is daaaaaa best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. JustLuvIt says – reply to this


    976

    In a world where engineered sounds and voices are prevailing…. It's good to hear a song that did not use a computer to adjust the voice of the singer…… The song is good…… it couldn't be levelled with WBT, but this one is better than listening to techno/pop crap robotic voiced singers….. Dont hate PerezHilton! He's just livin up to what his website is known for….. the most hated one! ….. But seriously dude you need a MAKEOVER!!!

  77. Gabriel B Fly says – reply to this


    977

    This is Mariah's creativity at its best….It will go #1! :o )

  78. Valerie says – reply to this


    978

    Biggggg Hit Potential…. We Love You Mariah… Your the best! Greatest voice everr can't wait 4 your cd

  79. MICHAEL says – reply to this


    979

    THE SONG IS GREAT!!!! YOU CAN TELL IT IS GOING TO BE A NUMBER ONE HIT!!! GLAD SHE FINALLY CAME OUT WITH IT SO SHE CAN SHOW HOW A REAL SINGER DOES IT!!!

  80. Kelley says – reply to this


    980

    I loved it on the first listen. This is classic Mariah with a twist. I've never heard her dip into sensual lyrics like this, other than possibly on Honey and Babydoll back in 1998, but those felt like fantasies whereas these lyrics are clearly based on real (and current) experiences. Mariah is continually growing as an artist where others have grown stagnant–don't hate on this diva Perez, she is still the queen!

  81. jared says – reply to this


    981

    Not near as good as her former stuff…….easily forgettable.

  82. tom says – reply to this


    982

    This is very unlike her and unexpected.The chorus is mad catchy and dreamy!Thsi will totally blow up at radio!A smash for sure!

  83. mike says – reply to this


    983

    I have and will always support Mariah Carey. This song after my first listen was blah. Then I played it again, the second time I appreciated it. The same thing happened with Say Something on The Mimi CD. Mariah song writing ability is amazing and her artistic ability shines through this song, she allows most of her songs to be universal, this song is no different. The lyrics are simple for the young to remember and the words are easily to relate to older crowds. Remember the songs we sang in the 90s that were sexual and we had no clue what the hell the words meant, well in the 00s it is no different. Mariah keeps it simple and simple is what we need right now. Most importantly we need Mariah and this song hits the bulls eye. Mariah WELCOME BACK. I can only expect perfection in the follow singles and the album after this song, don't let me down.

  84. Blackdust says – reply to this


    984

    RETRACT PEREZ!!! MARIAH FANS BASE WILL HATE
    YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOING !!
    YOU JUST GETTING YOURSELF MILLONS OF ENEMIES THAT
    YOU DON'T NEED, LISTEN TO THE SONG AT LEAST
    4 TIMES AND THEN WRITE A NEW REVIEW !!!!!
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
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  85. BigMCfan says – reply to this


    985

    I love MC (and I mean that), but I'm disappointed. This isn't a bangin lead single, it's album filler, and yeah it kinda sounds like somebody's scraps Danity Kane scored.

    You can do better Mariah, but I'll still be gettin my copy of E=MC2.

  86. lu says – reply to this


    986

    I love mariah. this song is great…

  87. Luizz says – reply to this


    987

    OMG this song is amazing simple but perfect i loved!

    1#'s

  88. Tommy says – reply to this


    988

    This song really sucks. Ha Ha. Isn't Mariah Carey a Has-Been? Everyone was expecting something good from Mariah, but it looks like it's gonna be Sh*t again. Can we also expect the same from "No Talent-Madonna"? I think so. When is Madonna gonna give it up?

  89. han says – reply to this


    989

    like it like it !

  90. Bonnie says – reply to this


    990

    Another Hit!!!

  91. #1 says – reply to this


    991

    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
    her 18th number 1 !!!!!!!!!!!

  92. Mariah Queen Of Pop says – reply to this


    992

    I'm so utterly impressed with how very smart Mariah is. This must be one of the best constructed pop songs ever. it is going to be such a huge hit!!!!! baby, her comes 19th #1!!!!

  93. MC4EVER says – reply to this


    993

    MC is back on track with tis single, dont be a hater perez, just because shes the one that has millions of dollars and all u have is this crappy website,, doesnt mean u have 2 get all bitchy about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. jorge says – reply to this


    994

    wow its the best fuk u perez.. your just fat and ugly.. dont hate please dont..

    im here for anyone who wants to talk shit.. come get some of this papi bitches.

  95. Mariah Queen Of Pop says – reply to this


    995

    I'm so utterly impressed with how very smart Mariah is. This must be one of the best constructed pop songs ever. it is going to be such a huge hit!!!!! baby, her comes 19th #1!!!!

  96. Mariah Queen Of Pop says – reply to this


    996

    I'm so utterly impressed with how very smart Mariah is. This must be one of the best constructed pop songs ever. it is going to be such a huge hit!!!!! baby, her comes 19th #1!!!!

  97. MrMagic says – reply to this


    997

    I like TMB..it's not a superhit and maybe it's not the right first single but it's amazing!Go Mariah, I love U! :-)

  98. curtis says – reply to this


    998

    LOVE IT

  99. FreakQuency says – reply to this


    999

    "Touch my body/let me wrap my thighs/all around your waist/just a little taste"

    So classy.

    Really disappointing song.

  100. samuel says – reply to this


    1000

    "touch my body" does NOT SUCK!! i love it. it will be loved by tons of millions of fans in the world. Lambs, support!! Others,"be nice or leave".Her 18th #1!!

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