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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. MCFan4Evr says – reply to this


    1001

    I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! Can't wait to see the video! Mariah's next #1 single!

  2. Robert says – reply to this


    1002

    maybe the content is not appopriate for radio but otherwise it ROCKS!…..

  3. syukrie_carey says – reply to this


    1003

    mariah biges of diva
    you my inspiration.my all,my life

  4. jess says – reply to this


    1004

    what's wrong with u ppl? its so fresh and different for MC. i love it. give it a few listens. its really hot. i think the ppl who say it sucks are ppl who generaly dont like MC cos really even if you didnt like it that much, how can u say it sucks?

    i love it. its on repeat.

  5. Tintin says – reply to this


    1005

    LOVE LOVE LOVE IT… MARIAH ROCKS THIS SONG! You must have been feeling a little deaf or hormonal :) when you were listening to it… Average it is not!

  6. veronica says – reply to this


    1006

    Loving the new single…who produced it? it's hot!

  7. mikey says – reply to this


    1007

    mariah is back. the song is a grower and has hit written all over it!

  8. JT says – reply to this


    1008

    i just heard this on z100….LOVE IT….very catchy

  9. mc says – reply to this


    1009

    its great, shut up!

  10. Aldie says – reply to this


    1010

    Love it! Her relevance persists, like my faith in God. We missed ya, MC. Glad to have you back…and what an entrance!

  11. Arthur says – reply to this


    1011

    I'm listening to this song over and over again !!! I love it !!!! A Huge Tube !! You Can Bet On It !!!!

  12. cassie says – reply to this


    1012

    luvs mc!!! other than the 'hunt you down' line, this song is good and i like it more after i listened to it 5 times. she is so funny with her lyrics, divalicious in control all the way. f#@$% obama, mimi for PREZ!!!!!!

  13. Geo says – reply to this


    1013

    This song is rufus!!!

  14. Annie says – reply to this


    1014

    I love it!!!

  15. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1015

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  16. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1016

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  17. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1017

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  18. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1018

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  19. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1019

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  20. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1020

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  21. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1021

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  22. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1022

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  23. FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    1023

    OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES

  24. DOGGYVZLA says – reply to this


    1024

    PEREJIL-TON YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY, COME PINGA! MARIAH IS THE BEST

  25. Britney's Happy but disappointed puss says – reply to this


    1025

    double LMMAO. This is so disappointing, she looks sooo great now but sounds sooooooooooooooooooo DEAD. I can only laugh!!!!! I really was expecting the best of the best, but this is just a sad joke!

  26. Phil says – reply to this


    1026

    its a hit for sure, love the song.

  27. mcfan says – reply to this


    1027

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's so go0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0od,kinda like always be my baby.this is MIMI's year

  28. raci says – reply to this


    1028

    Whoever is singing with her sounds better than her, she is just a skank anyway!!!! Worst "look at me, look at me" I have ever seen in a celebrity. She makes me sick.

  29. jen says – reply to this


    1029

    i really like this song. im sure the cd has a lot more to offer, but i think its a good single and will do well on radio.

  30. ronnie says – reply to this


    1030

    i think this song is gold! MC does it again with another hit.

  31. MArkus says – reply to this


    1031

    WHAT? Man, you know as much about music as you do hair - NOT MUCH! The beat is hott; Listen to the words and stop trying to create some attention on yourself. You want attention? Stop judging britney and look in the mirror ugly late bitch.

  32. Jill says – reply to this


    1032

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  33. Jill says – reply to this


    1033

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  34. Jill says – reply to this


    1034

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  35. Jill says – reply to this


    1035

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  36. Jill says – reply to this


    1036

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  37. Jill says – reply to this


    1037

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  38. Jill says – reply to this


    1038

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  39. Jill says – reply to this


    1039

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  40. Jill says – reply to this


    1040

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  41. Jill says – reply to this


    1041

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  42. Jill says – reply to this


    1042

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  43. Jill says – reply to this


    1043

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  44. Jill says – reply to this


    1044

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  45. Jill says – reply to this


    1045

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  46. Jill says – reply to this


    1046

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  47. Jill says – reply to this


    1047

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  48. Jill says – reply to this


    1048

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  49. YOU SUCK! says – reply to this


    1049

    i love it!!!

  50. Jill says – reply to this


    1050

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  51. Jill says – reply to this


    1051

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  52. Jill says – reply to this


    1052

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  53. Jill says – reply to this


    1053

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  54. Jill says – reply to this


    1054

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  55. Jill says – reply to this


    1055

    MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!

  56. Jessica says – reply to this


    1056

    this song is hot!!!!! love you Mariah

  57. mariahkorea says – reply to this


    1057

    no it's not bad. i bet it's like underneath the stars from daydream album.
    it's so fresh spring sound. lovely and lovely. the people will sing along with
    mariah.

  58. Joey says – reply to this


    1058

    It sucks.

  59. BrandonLee says – reply to this


    1059

    SUX… MIMIs COW!!!

  60. andy leo says – reply to this


    1060

    i love it. VERY catchy!! it simple and soft. i predict the smash hit you were expecting is being saved for a 2nd or 3rd single release!

  61. piercarey says – reply to this


    1061

    u perez sucks!!! u're just good to tell us who's gay and who's not… so go on that way…. new mariah's single ROCKSSSSSS i love it..
    a lamb from mariahdaily!!!!

  62. Tiffany Cartier says – reply to this


    1062

    Oh Mariah. You are singing in Ebonics?!? You have hit an all time low.

  63. Lamb4ever says – reply to this


    1063

    Mariah is the best, the song is the best, It hurts that you do not know of music, or the brain does not give you for it. lov Ya.

    E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²

  64. WooHoo says – reply to this


    1064

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

  65. derek says – reply to this


    1065

    I think you suck Perez!!
    This song is amazingly catchy and well-made.
    We don't need to always hear something fresh and new.
    This song is still very good and worth #1 spot on Billboard.

  66. Elizabeth says – reply to this


    1066

    I LIKE IT!! PEREZ YOUR NOT TALKING FOR ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF! THIS SONG IS GOOD!! GO MARIAH!!!!!

  67. loverMoon says – reply to this


    1067

    touch my body perezzz!!
    love that:)

  68. tg says – reply to this


    1068

    sounds like M.C. if its not broke dont fix it ………….cant wait for her cd

  69. wow says – reply to this


    1069

    this song is just great.

  70. 2 thumbs down says – reply to this


    1070

    song sux

    mariah sux

    touch her body and get a free STD from this nasty old skank with the big fake titties

  71. mcluver says – reply to this


    1071

    your full of shit perez!!!! it kicks ass!!!! you just don't know, but then again you like britney spears!

  72. MCfan says – reply to this


    1072

    love love love love the single MC is amazing

  73. andy leo says – reply to this


    1073

    Re: WASHED UP – because queers have taste. you don't see queers listening to hetero crap about banging chicks and getting high. you're a loser.

  74. Carly(: says – reply to this


    1074

    are you kidding!
    this song is amazing!
    i was so impressed!
    not just because I'm a die hard Mariah fan,
    but because the song IS good!
    keep on rockin Mariah!!!
    I

  75. i like that! says – reply to this


    1075

    i think it's really good.

  76. Taylor D says – reply to this


    1076

    PEREZ YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

    This song is amazing! Its light, sweet and has a nice beat. I really really advise you to change your review because you are so wrong i mean look at what everyone is writing the majority love the song. Its mariah carey she cant do wrong so shut the fuck up perez.

    -Mariahs #1 Lamb!

  77. Taz says – reply to this


    1077

    I like it! :-)

  78. Perez Fart Box says – reply to this


    1078

    Grest song - it's got a light spring-mist-like tone to it - perfect for the season…smooth intro. to her upcoming singles from E-MC2. Mariah got the pipes to make Perez' schuggly hair raise him like parachute in bleak smoggy air - so why scream it all the time?

    Cheerio!

  79. James says – reply to this


    1079

    Ummm… does she actually coo the words "you tube"? Is this a sick joke?

  80. Max says – reply to this


    1080

    WOW!!!!!!!!!

    There are more than 1.000 messajes in 2 hours, commenting about then new hot track by Mimi!

    Thats so cool!!!

    You rock Mimi!

  81. m00sika says – reply to this


    1081

    this song is decent. im just hoping theres at least 1 or 2 two songs on the new album that just blow me away n make me actually wanna buy the new album.

  82. ronalddoctor says – reply to this


    1082

    FANTASTIC!!!! 2 TUMBS UP!!!! GO MY GIRL!! WE LOVE U! WE'LL SUPPORT U!!

  83. Carly(: says – reply to this


    1083

    Re: Jill –
    fuck you Jill!!!!!!!!!!
    your a fat ass cow!!!

  84. MIMI ROCKS!! welshangel13 says – reply to this


    1084

    MARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV THIS, ITS SMOOTH, SEXY AND SO SASSY! GO MIMI!!

    THINK YOUR WRONG PEREZ, THIS IS GONNA BE A HIT, MAYBE NOT A NUMBER 1 BUT A HIT ALL THE SAME

  85. Brit says – reply to this


    1085

    touch my body is hot!!!

  86. Damita Mo says – reply to this


    1086

    at first i wasn't too sure but the more i listen to it the more i like it. it's one of those songs that make u smile when ur singing along to it. I'm sure it will be a success for Mariah

  87. kristin says – reply to this


    1087

    i love her, her voice is amazing
    ill buy any cd she makes i even bought glitter lol

  88. edulos says – reply to this


    1088

    It's AIGHT! Nothing major about it. It's one of those songs I'm going to have to listen to more than once to really get a good feeling about it. Nice top 10 hit though for sure.

  89. Nick says – reply to this


    1089

    You don't know what you're talking about. This song is amazingly hot. It's an urban jam. Not some dance anthem by a washed-up has been. Or some indie rock song. If you don't appreciate urban music, then you shouldn't comment on it.

  90. Joe says – reply to this


    1090

    ok she needs more mainstream songs. Most people don't have cameras following them so they can't relate to the lyrics. The beat is weird and not catchy at all. what happened mariah. please start singing songs us folks can relate to because we won't listen to stupid crap about cameras following you and touch your body. Stop with the narcissim too. Your known for your voice and no one wants to look at your body no more.

  91. Yo momma 909!!! says – reply to this


    1091

    Re: Jill –

    YOU ARE A FAT COW!!!
    JILL GO BACK UP THE F'CKN HILL!!!
    LMAO!!!!! LOSER ASS MO FO!!!!

  92. cool song says – reply to this


    1092

    it rocks! F you Perez!!! you fat pig! in fact i'm listening it right now! she is the best selling female artist for a reason!

  93. Davidson says – reply to this


    1093

    Get over it Perez! Alot a people LOVE MARIAH CAREY! wHY CAN YOU ADMIT IT TO THE WORLD!!!!. tHE NEW SONG IS HOTEMALE. The queen of the charts is back!!! Get ready to hate heaters cause this one is going to be another number 1!!!!

  94. ashcash says – reply to this


    1094

    i think its pretty ok….itll prolly grow on me. but i honestly think it sounds like everything she normally does.

  95. dean says – reply to this


    1095

    Omg I love it!!1!

  96. Bonnie says – reply to this


    1096

    I get it…it's cute, light. I like Mariah for being not taking herself too seriously on this one.

  97. SecretRendezvous says – reply to this


    1097

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PEREZ, YOU'RE JUT BITCHING BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR MIRROR DON'T GET ALONG! LMFAO!

    PREPARE FOR MISS CAREY, BITCHES!

  98. jane says – reply to this


    1098

    guys, makin TOO MUCH OF POP is not IN these days!this is Mariah experimenting a new flavor again..So far so good Mariah!

  99. K. says – reply to this


    1099

    this stinks….but then again we are talking about Mariah.

    The words…hahaha….oh jesus.

  100. K. says – reply to this


    1100

    this stinks….but then again we are talking about Mariah.

    The words…hahaha….oh jesus.

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