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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. MARiAHL0VER1 says – reply to this


    1301

    Re: jamez – DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH I'M NOT DRAWN I'M A CRAZY ASS BITCH I WILL FLY THE FUCK THERE AND KILL YOU OVER MARIAH CAREY STUPID ASS BITCH BRINGIN RACE INTO IT WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MARIAH IS MORE WHITE THEN ANYTHING SHE IS ONLY 25% BLACK SO KNOW YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU GO AND POST SOME RACIST ASS SHIT LIKE THAT UP!!!!!

  2. TOMMiE says – reply to this


    1302

    I wouldn't expect someone with a lack of good taste in music to enjoy it.

  3. ray ray (the latin prince) says – reply to this


    1303

    mariahs success is over powerful in record sales to madonna her albums cant even go past a mill and mariah will exceed…like they said true talent never dies….

  4. Josh says – reply to this


    1304

    umm its not her best work BUT it doesnt suck!
    its catchy

  5. mariahfan029 says – reply to this


    1305

    hoestly when I frist heard it I was kinda disappointed, but now I love it. Just listen to it a few tims and you'll be hooked!

  6. didi says – reply to this


    1306

    it's a great song for the spring. listen to it more than once and you'll be hooked. it's kinda awesome!

  7. blah says – reply to this


    1307

    It sucks!

  8. V says – reply to this


    1308

    Don't you people get it? Mariah doesn't always write from her perspective she writes what she feels is right @ the moment ,and about what's going on around her.When it comes to song writing age really doesn't matter.She'a almost 40?…..SO WHAT???Janet shouldn't be talking about being DISCIPLINED by her master but she does and does it well. I'm not saying it's her best song but it is certainly very catchy and will get plenty of airplay.Give it a chance.

  9. VMC says – reply to this


    1309

    THIS IS A WONDERFUL SONG!!!!! amazing MC!

    IT's something NEW and eventually she didn't sing with crappy rappers..I LIKE THIS SONG SOOOO MUCH!!! Hope the LP will not disappoint me!!

  10. Gee says – reply to this


    1310

    I remember thinking 'It's Like That' was kinda meh, and it totally grew on me, as did that wonderful album that came with it. So I still have high hopes for Meems. Have faith, Lambs!

  11. MARiAHL0VER1 says – reply to this


    1311

    Re: A_MC – how are you goin' to call someone else unloyal if you would stop LOVING mariah over a song if you were a TRUE lamb you would support mariah in everything that she does good or bad and I think the song is amazing let`s see you come up with something better, you ain`t no better then all these hatin` ass bitches up on this fuckin` page OOOOO I can`t even be on this shit! MARIAH HATER!

  12. steven says – reply to this


    1312

    its funny , this is comming from a person who goes around telling people how big your di*k is , while everyone knows its not. you wouldnt know something good when it hit you in your face. you go around talking about people and how bad they are , and how they suck and all that crap , but lets keep in mind
    by you talking about them you are making them BIGGER STARS, unlike you
    you are around for now , but where would you b tomorrow?
    mariah song is hot , her voice is off the hook , the song is one of her best.
    so you who have no kind of credibility shouldnt talk
    so once again
    mariah song was good

  13. anotherLamb says – reply to this


    1313

    I think you should just listen to it more and not just once.
    some people may not like it cuz they only think of MC when her 'we belong together' came out and ONLY refer to that.
    If you like "always be my baby" then for sure u'll like this one.
    she's the only artist that has the real whisper and it definitely fits well with this type of song.
    'touch my baby' is addicting!!!
    why don't ya give another listen Perez??!!

  14. RodrigoHero says – reply to this


    1314

    the song its incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA!!

  15. Michelle says – reply to this


    1315

    I agree with your perez…It's average. I'm suprised this was chosen as the first single.

  16. echo says – reply to this


    1316

    I LIKE THIS SONG~!

  17. FedUP says – reply to this


    1317

    MEDICOCRE!!!
    MEDICOCRE!!!
    MEDICOCRE!!!
    MEDICOCRE!!!
    MEDICOCRE!!!
    MEDICOCRE!!!

    NOT MEMORABLE AT ALL!

  18. Chad says – reply to this


    1318

    It's Awesome….leave Mariah alone……everyone always has something to say anyway…just ignore the negative

  19. J says – reply to this


    1319

    LOVE THE NEW MARIAH!!…WHO THE F EVER LIVES UP TO UR EXPECTATIONS??

  20. vwayner says – reply to this


    1320

    TOUCH MY BODY is out of this world. Midtempo jam at its best. It's familiar territory for Mimi, but she makes it current and relevant. The hook is to die for! Can't wait for the video. Perez better get his ears checked, and I'll be waiting for a retraction when he decides he LUVS it.

  21. kj says – reply to this


    1321

    you're surprised? that a Mariah song sucks? really?? hell, i would be impressed if she could just stop using the phrase "up in here."

  22. GUERO says – reply to this


    1322

    You have no taste you fat filth wilderbeast!

  23. Divalive says – reply to this


    1323

    i like this song Yeah Mariah!!!!!!!!!!! You're the best

  24. mizza says – reply to this


    1324

    AT FIRST, I hate it so much…… but the 2ND listen and 3rd listen… it gets better… I left after first listen…….then come back to hear it again after a few hours.. and IM LOVING IT so much now.. it gets better, and its different…. in a great way. :)

    Believe me, its a great cozy groovy song that you can sing in the car or everywhere, its a great chillax song. UNIVERSAL picked a great one.

  25. Allan says – reply to this


    1325

    It's fantastic!!! Mariah never fails to deliver. Love you Mimi! Perez, you suck!!!

  26. R&B says – reply to this


    1326

    AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST MIMI

    MARIAH THE BEST IN THE WORLD FOREVER

    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    QUEEN OF R&B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHE IS THE DIVA PEOPLE
    SHE IS THE VOICE….

    GOD THE SAVE

  27. Mimi_bitch says – reply to this


    1327

    LOL
    i love it!
    and to that person
    who said all the queers will buy it!
    Yep
    i will be buying it!
    doesnt seem like Perez will be tho :P

  28. Confused says – reply to this


    1328

    She sounds like a fucking lunatic…"I will hunt you down"?!?!?!

  29. chis says – reply to this


    1329

    yeh perez u fat bastard. this song is awesome dont knock it

  30. sandiegokeith says – reply to this


    1330

    VERY DISSAPOINTING!!!!!!

    I LOVE Mimi..but this is horrible! I'll still buy the album. But I just dont see this track catching on at all!

  31. Justin says – reply to this


    1331

    The new Mariah song is actually wicked….reminds me of Always be my baby, but hot and fresh!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Ms. M says – reply to this


    1332

    I didn't like it at first, but the song is growing on me. MAriah needs to stop playing it safe.

  33. sabby says – reply to this


    1333

    suuckks!!!

  34. robert c says – reply to this


    1334

    She rocks. I dont think she has to come out the gate screetching like to cat to get attention. The bitch just rocks. Besides, for those of us that enjoy a great quiet storm jam. Its right on point. Carey On!

  35. jen says – reply to this


    1335

    um…whats with the voice manipulation!?!? that the kind of stupid shit you would expect from people who cant sing!

  36. Haidyn Elizabeth says – reply to this


    1336

    Sexy! Sexy! Sexy! Love the lyrics! Mariah is teasing us because the best is yet to come.

  37. cberr says – reply to this


    1337

    I'm not sure what some of you are listening to, but this song is on FIYAH!! I love the new lyrical direction, and can't wait for the rest of the album!!!
    APRIL 15TH!! Get your copy.

  38. DJ says – reply to this


    1338

    Haven't I heard this song before? It sounds like something from her Charmbracelet album. Not for me…

  39. Michael says – reply to this


    1339

    I'm not suprised it's average. There was too much hype and calculation, unlike We Belong Together.

  40. SB says – reply to this


    1340

    Fuck off Perez, what the fuck do you know fat pratt!

  41. Tanya Marie says – reply to this


    1341

    STOP HATIN ON MARIAH…I think it's HOTTTTT

  42. christfuu says – reply to this


    1342

    you are foolish
    but MIMI is angle foever

  43. Brandy says – reply to this


    1343

    Forgettable. Sounds like album filler.

  44. JJ says – reply to this


    1344

    What happened to Mariah? I am listening to stronger vocals on American Idol right now.

  45. Mr. Bo Bo says – reply to this


    1345

    Perez - You're right it SUCKS! Come on by now she is so much more talented than this crap. I expected something much more fierce. NEXT!

  46. bonquisha says – reply to this


    1346

    damnnnn this song is so HOT.

  47. daniel says – reply to this


    1347

    I can't listen to it..its messed up

  48. Sara says – reply to this


    1348

    I think Mariah Carey is the best singer ever!
    Although, I have to admit that she doesn't always have the best songs all the time..but this song definitely has potential. Its a good song.
    I'm sure she'll be releasing better songs in the coming months from her new album, which drops April 15th.
    Mariah won't fail to reach her expectations. That's what she does. She'll come out on top. I'm sure of it.
    I look forward to getting her new album as soon as it's released!

  49. Rick says – reply to this


    1349

    OMG! Mariah's new song is HOT!!!!! What in the world is the headline for? :0 I bet if you don't like it now, you will be the spring…lol! It's so contagious!

    Mariah is genius! I will definitely support it.

  50. tsunamictuna says – reply to this


    1350

    i personally love this song & think you're a complete dumbass for liking janet's shit over this!!!

  51. Jo Valdez says – reply to this


    1351

    So amazing… Maravilhosa… so diferent and nice to listen.

  52. Shayne says – reply to this


    1352

    What a stupid album title. Mariah is a bit titted douche!

  53. kim says – reply to this


    1353

    she sucks. i hate everything about her. she is sooo fake!

  54. Kira says – reply to this


    1354

    Not her best, but o0Oh i like it ;)

  55. DerrickWunda says – reply to this


    1355

    This song sucks. I hope Mariah freaks out again and hands out more ice cream on TRL. What a weirdo.

  56. Matt says – reply to this


    1356

    OMG I LOVE IT!!!……… does a gossiper even know a good song if it slaps them in the face….probably not

  57. MIZZ RAZZBERRY says – reply to this


    1357

    I'm sorry but I love it Mr Perez! You are wrong! You don't know what your talking about! It's so Hot! Great for the Valentines Day lovers out there!! It's gonna be another hit!! Her # 18th Single is gonna be #1!! YOU HEAR! NUMBER ONE!!

  58. MEME says – reply to this


    1358

    seriously Mariah? why does she keep on with this fake-hip-hoppy-crap?
    come on Mariah can you sing already? enough with the "breathy sexy" voice. IT SUCKS

  59. Diana B. says – reply to this


    1359

    shit sucks!

  60. LisaKing says – reply to this


    1360

    ewwww… nobody wants to touch her big fake titties!

  61. Alfred says – reply to this


    1361

    Perez you insecure retart, I dont see you with more 1 hits that elvis do I?
    NO, Just keep paying out britney and Paris there the ones with the problems not mariah

  62. Glub says – reply to this


    1362

    I loved this song!

    =D

    It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing

  63. brad says – reply to this


    1363

    ive waited for so long for this and it is cute, but not first single status!!!!! bad move on her part for releasing this first single omfg

  64. PartyFor3 says – reply to this


    1364

    *YAWN*

  65. Hot Boy says – reply to this


    1365

    This song is sexy
    MARIAH IS SEXY…
    AT LEAST SHE IS SEXY AND YOU ARE UGLY…

  66. Lex says – reply to this


    1366

    I wasn't impress with "It's like that" and then her whole album suprised me I like touch my body and im sure her whole album is gonna be STONE winner!
    Mariah will be the best selling album of 08

  67. marc says – reply to this


    1367

    you're so bad and stupid mariah do what she wanna do if she wanna change I hate you fuckin people …. if it was rihanna or beyoncé you will say nothing now shut up okay you're not real lambs so move……………..
    MARIAH YOU'RE DA BEST EVER LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL !!!!

  68. JESUS says – reply to this


    1368

    It's ok. But I won't be standing in any lines waiting to buy it.

  69. Mariah Carey says – reply to this


    1369

    The song is good. Let's wait until the album comes out. Why don't you leave people alone? Perez, you're a nobody. You will get nowhere if you continue hating people. This site obviously gets attention but it won't last long. The "Lambs will hunt you down."

  70. GlamJ says – reply to this


    1370

    the song is okay. not bad.

  71. leandro ribas says – reply to this


    1371

    mariah is the best always….i love new sigle!!!!

  72. violets says – reply to this


    1372

    Everyone should completely boycott Clear Channel Radio. They are an evil eviL evIL eVIL EVIL company. They ban amazing songs from the radio and censor EVERYTHING they don't agree personally agree with. American stupidity in its simplest form.

  73. JigglyBoo says – reply to this


    1373

    I disagree the song is hot. this is her first single give it time. her first single from her hit album wasn't hot, but as the releases rolled ppl started to like the slbum.

  74. Joshy says – reply to this


    1374

    Sounds more like a B-side to "Thru The Rain" than a follow up to the mimi album.

  75. upk says – reply to this


    1375

    I do not like it at all. Please play Alicia Keys

  76. 123 says – reply to this


    1376

    Hey i actually like it
    i usually dont like songs when i first hear them
    it takes to time to get use to them
    but this song is goood
    i bet her albums gunna be crazy!
    luv her

    AND PEREZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRR LOVEDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    by many
    u jus dunt noe how many fans u have

  77. shaq91 says – reply to this


    1377

    I Luv It!!! It's awesome, another hit from mimi.

  78. wowweee! says – reply to this


    1378

    gosh the song is AMAZING!!

  79. kinetic says – reply to this


    1379

    clearly a lot of you (Perez included) are on drugs…this song is HOT!!!

  80. Bantanna says – reply to this


    1380

    I was so excited for this song after reading the lyrics, but I have to admit this is a pretty forgettable song. Maybe the rest of the album will be better…

  81. tee says – reply to this


    1381

    i like it actually

  82. dee says – reply to this


    1382

    I agree with Perez, and Im a huge Mariah fan.
    The track was beyond just average I think it was kinda boring, I expected more.
    Im a huge MC fan like I stated but I must say this song was not that hot at all!

  83. megs says – reply to this


    1383

    way way better than janet's

  84. Sooter2008 says – reply to this


    1384

    Sorry perezzers you don’t know much about beats , well the ones on a track anyway. This is gold and this is number 1 record, why must you always eat humble pie…………… Woop woop

  85. David says – reply to this


    1385

    Re: V – okay I will stop ….NOT LOL

    I'm just having fun at Mariah 's expense

    PIG
    PIG
    PIG
    PIG
    PIG

  86. frankie says – reply to this


    1386

    it sucks but people will go out and buy it but i don't know one person with a mariah album whos buying it buy janet

  87. DMWN says – reply to this


    1387

    This is generic bullshit and it's totally forgettable.
    Next.

  88. Sam says – reply to this


    1388

    > is bond to be a hit, love the song so much.I am pretty sure that 2008 is gonna be mariah's year!

  89. Kels0 says – reply to this


    1389

    Perez, clearly you are not the LAMB ii though you were, " Touch My Body " iis amaziing! Very catchhy & Miimii glossy =D WE

  90. megs says – reply to this


    1390

    i like it but i hope the rest of album will showcase her really singing and not just this breathy style she has adopted

  91. renae says – reply to this


    1391

    i like it and it doesn't matter if its good or bad. it's still gonna sell and she's still gonna make millions more than perez ever will. We'll see how good it is whren it hits number one or gets a grammy. Shove that up your fat gay ass perez!

  92. Jeroen says – reply to this


    1392

    MC rockzz! She's a horny bitch. I like her new tunezz.

  93. Mitch says – reply to this


    1393

    P,

    I love you but you're wrong.. The song is good. It's Mariah! She is doing her thang on it.

  94. LK says – reply to this


    1394

    LOVE it.

  95. granny pearl says – reply to this


    1395

    I GOT THRE WORDS LOVEIT LOVEIT LOVEIT!!!

  96. Kat says – reply to this


    1396

    I love the song!! I have to admit, it's not what I expected but it's really catchy and I can see it getting played A LOT!!

  97. courtney says – reply to this


    1397

    Its not that bad but definitely not a "first" single….your first single should always be the best song and if you put a so so song up first then that sets the tempo for the rest of the album…..Im waiting for Janet's!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. JR says – reply to this


    1398

    Re: Mariah Queen Of Pop – queen of Pop ???? I don't think so
    Queen of R and B maybe

    for me Madonna is the Queen of Pop and before someone get bent out of shape ,read my post first I said FOR ME MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF POP okay :) and I'm sure a lot of people think so too :)

  99. KJBretto3214 says – reply to this


    1399

    Re: kim

    Bitch don't disrespect Mariah like that ever again, she much better than your crappy looking ass I bet, you need to take the dick out your mouth an realize she's a great singer an person an ain't going nowhere anytime soon you dumb bitch don't criticize her if you ain't know her, you scanky ass tramp. EAT SHIT BITCH!

  100. Toni tone says – reply to this


    1400

    THIS SONG IS HOT…PEREZ U DONT KNOW GOOD MUSIC!

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