New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Umm…..I like it….dont love it…..but who knows…I LOVE MARIAH!!!
I like it!!!! It has a simple beat but it's really catchy. Awesome!!!
you hate her because she is not fat as you!!!???
IT WILL BE GREAT REMIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!
Perez, eres tan previsible, claro, como con esta canción no puedes bailar como una marica loca pues ya es una mierda, no? LA CANCIÓN ES FANTÁSTICA Y POR FIN CANTA EN UN REGISTRO ADECUADO A SU VOZ ACTUAL, BRAVO POR ELLA!
I'm soooooo disappointed ! Damn she must have lost her head by releasing a song like this as 1st single !!! Come on Mariah where are you good songs like "Fantasy", "Heartbreaker" and all… ?! Really disapointed.
Sorry Perez, I'm usually with you (was at Robyn on Saturday night, btw and you are right it was AMAZING) — I think you're off on this one though. I love it immediately and think it's going to blow up!
your crazy its amazing!!!
I think it's awesome, that other commenter was right it's not beyonce or riri people are tired of that, a new direction for R and B duh
so disappointed ! it really sucks …..
Ok I was never the biggest MiMi fan. However, this song is boring. I can see what appeal there was in her other songs. There was fun Mariah songs, there were dramatic diva songs - She needed to come out with something that has a Bang to it. This is I can talk pretty quickly with some inflection - but not amazing. It kinda falls flat and is just there.
Can't stand this bitch no matter what she sings…fuckin SLAYER!!!!
LET THE REMIX ASSULT BEGIN….IT NEEDS IT!
MORALES, FREEMASONS, MOTO-BLANCO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is pretty good. Remember this is coming from Perez who thinks Kylie M is some kind of goddess and a hell of a performer…I just watched one of Kylies concerts on DVD and BORING!!! She just kinda walks around and sings…sucks sucks sucks….
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a mix of We Belong Together, Shake It Of, Don't Forget About Us, BUT MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh poodle, don't fret about ms. thang, cause really and truly, she's just not all that and a bag of chips anymore. really into her ownself though, and that my dear, is just not attractive!
Its HOT tamale. Stop being such hateful bitchez! Its fierce!!!
THIS SHIT WAS HOTTTTTTTTT…..FUCK YOU…. AMYWINEHOUSE SOUND LIKE SHIT ON THE GRAMMIES
thats because she sucks!!! I hate the bitch!
Usually the first track of her albums are like this, she'll show some skin in the video, everyone'll love it… and the next one will be a major hit…
OMG PEREZ GO SUCK A FAT COCK U FAT NEGATIVE BITCH
ANYWAY THE SONG ROCKS!!!
MC IS BACK
you're right perez…we have all been waiting for about 2 years for a new single and this wasn't quit worth the wait…although…the more u listen to it the more it gets addicting…thanx for this…love yas!
It pretty much sucks. There's really no climax to the song. It's just average crap.
Re: dfff –
Go fuck yourself, you idiot. You wouldn't know real music if it screamed in your ear…OBVIOUSLY!
perez liked janet's song and it was a stiff…liked britneys song and it flopped. perez doesnt know shit about music
it does not suck its ok but not great
Perez you got this one wrong - New Mariah is the shiz…and her new album is gonna be off the hook!
i LOVE this song- perez you are WHACK!
Seriously, this is much better than what I expected. With that title "Touch My Body", I thought she would sound like she always does when she tries to be sexy: ridiculous. But she managed to pull if off. HOT.
I was expecting something new (different) but I guess it'll grow on me!
Re: Charles –
so in agreement! The US charts blows these days, and this sucks so it will probably be a big hit
PEREZ…I REMEMBER WHEN RIHANNA'S UMBRELLA CAME OUT…YOU DIDN'T REALLY LIKE IT. BUT WHEN IT WAS A HIT..YOU SAID YOU LOVED. YOU'RE SO FLIP-FLOPPER. I LOVE THIS MARIAH SONG. IT'S SEXYYY.
I don't deny Mariah has had a few momments of brilliance, this new song isn't one of those times, Even her last CD, WE belong together was brilliant and literally every song beside that one was filler at best.
fuck you perez, it's really good
song is DOPE
You're actually right for once Perez as much as I hate to agree with you. Such a 90's throwback song. It's bland and uninspiring. I cant wait for Madonna's new album. The clips I heard of 4 Minutes to Save the World and the soul remix sound fantastic! xxx
Um yeah…it sucks because SHE SUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh!
Eww she's a BIG fat diva!! MC needs to bury her head in the sand and go have another nervous breakdown, ala BRIT BRIT
THIS IS FRESH!!!
it sounds like old school mariah
This Songs Catchy Love it Mimi Did a slow Grind i'm feeling it' something different in comparison to smashes like Umbrella, Feedback, Gimme More but Mimi i doubt its Guna be a No.1..Perez i agree she did have so Long to make an amazing song but it'll do
amaaaazing song.
Perez I completely agree with you its ok!
Predictable Mariah!!! Blah Blah Blah…hmmm show some skin and hope it sells….. You'd think that after so many albums she's stop up and take a new direction…it all sounds the same… This is one to download for free, not one to buy.
I like it. The piano reminds me of her old hit "Honey". I'll buy it when it's available.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ITTTTT !!!!!
Mariah ROCKS !!
I think it's time she grew up and realized she's aging, and starting putting some close on and be classy, not cheap.
Sick of looking at her 1/2 naked all the time.
i like it
the song is good–u r just a HATER Perez!!!
Mariah just bleeds mediocrity. Touch the back of my mouth with my fingers so I can get it out of me! BLEH!
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I love Mariah but the song is just ok for me!!
The only one liking it are Mariah's fans not music fans..but music fans never liked Mariah anyway and Mariah's fans don't like music otherwise they would not be her fans^^
Brilliant and catchy! Totally loved it!
"Touch My Body"! Can't stop listening to it!!!!!!
I actually like it….seems from the rest of the comments that its split 50/50 but yeah….its kinda what they did for the emancipation isn't it? they started off with a teaser of 'It's Like That' and then brought out the big guns with We Belong Together, the biggest song of the century to date….i think thats also a problem, they're gonna try to beat We Belong Together and i hope they don't fail in trying to do so. go Mariah!! diva 4 life!
LOL! THIS SONG IS HOTTT! I LOVE IT! Listen to it, just just go off what Perez says. He's an idiot! He's got a bizarre taste in music. Anyway, this song is fresh, nothing like whats on radio now. I can see it doing well. I love it. "Touch you like a teddy bear!!!" So cute.
LISTEN TO THE LYRICS SOOOOOO MARIAH! She's hilarious. LOOOOVEESSS IT!
Stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ditto to Troy Boy! It's amazing, stop hating!
don't like it. her singing looks_sounds more and more like her acting
Its fUcken hOt. hONestLy, thIs is thE
hOttEst thIng oUt oN thE rAdIo rIght
nOw. The lYrIcs aRe verY cAtChy.
Yeah, it's not so good. But it's about as good as the Janet Jackson crap that you've been praising to high heaven. Janet and Mariah are has-beens. They both are so over. BUT Britney, Kylie, Rihanna, and that old lady Madonna still have a lot to offer.
First off… we will all remember Mariah was selling the shit out of her EAU D' BUTTERFLY WINGS… or whateva last year and around christmas. Then Mizz M came out with the disastrous tv advert for the stink… She kept on harping on how the two were interlinked [the perfume and the new album]. Well here it is people, the melody in the advert is the exact same backing track on her new single… I believe the woman is sending a subliminal message to everyone to but her stink!!!!- Genuis!
It wasn't so bad…typical MIMi
IT'S GOOD!
Just what i expected from THE DIVA. awesome song Mariah!! Cant wait for the cd!!!!!
It's not terrible, but I wasn't blown away by it, as I have been in the past by Mariah. Hopefully the second single will be better.
LIES!!! the single is AMAZING! lay off all you haters!
YEAH, IT'S A BIT AVERAGE, ESPECIALLY FOR A FIRST SINGLE. IT'S EITHER SUPPOSSED TO BE A HOT DANCE SONG OR A POWERFUL BALLAD FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN AROUND AS LONG AS HER. I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN A POWERFUL BALLAD FOR MARIAH. BUT SHE'S STILL MARIAH AND I LOVE HER ANYWAY. I'LL BUY THE ALBUM.
its def. a grower.
i love it.
I actually really like it..not every "hit" has to be a crazy club banger with insane beats, look at Feedback, you loved that song but it flopped…I think its a good single for Mariah, suits her, and suits 2008.
I LOVE the new single! Mariah rules!!!!!!!
Perez,
You need to stop being jealous. In my book your a piece of shit. You are so called famous because you trash celebs. Well if you were a celeb I could trash you so damn much you stupid fake ass cotton candy hair ball. Go back to Wal-Mart & ask people if they need help.
EAT SHIT PEREZ!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!!! Perez you're INSANE. You think Janet's piece of shit new single is good and this isn't? Insane!
Best line? "I will hunt you down". LOVE!
i love it! i think it's slow and sensual. it's very old school…even in its lyrical delivery. it's not about fast sex casual sex…it's about intimacy and romance….i dunno…it's def a very very subtle song…but i like that about it. it's like a soft kiss. or a nice hug. instead of a fast fuck. i'd love to find the kind of love and romance and sensuality that this song makes me envision… good job mariah. i don't think this is mediocre at all…i think it's pretty unique and out of place for what's happening right now…which is awesome. can't wait for the album!
I like it!!! Perez, you liked Janet Jackson's song, but you dont like this one? Janet's song SUCKED compared to this. This one is going to number 1 !!!
i think u hit it right on Perez. the song is just okay. im a big mariah fan and i was just expecting better than this. hope the 2nd single is better
GOD she's an angel on earth, love mariah! AMAZiNG as always time to make this her 18th #1!!!!!!
OMG i love it
Just because it's not fast?
Fuck all of you. You all complain because it's not fast?
It's a VOCALIST AND IT'S MARIAH CAREY
she can do whatever she wants
she's a vocal performer not a dance artist
shut the fuck up
It is better than Janet's Feedback
Re: mica – agree !
Perez,
You need to stop being jealous. In my book your a piece of shit. You are so called famous because you trash celebs. Well if you were a celeb I could trash you so damn much you stupid fake ass cotton candy hair ball. Go back to Wal-Mart & ask people if they need help.
EAT SHIT PEREZ!
BORING!
I don't care for her or her music. She looks like E.T. the Extra Terrestrial in that photo you posted.
Extremely well produced crap. As I've said all along, these "collaborations" with "name" producers just put so much ego into the process that creativity dies. This music has no TRUTH in it.
If Mimo is smart, she's reading the blogs, and reading the reviews, and she'll go back into the studio and FIX it.
For example, if this song had been sung as a slow ballad, it woulda been KILLER — like the girl was really FEELING someone touch her body
Umm… Mariah should be ashamed. This song is not good at all. The beat is dumb, the lyrics are even more dumb, and the vocals arent really that difficult or special. Its amateur at best.
perez YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!i love this songggggggggggg
yeah, it's slow but it is beautiful! and you know the next one is going to be bumpin!
Sooooooooo dissapointing! What a let down!
SUCKS–DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO DANCE— OR DO IT.
SUCKS–DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO DANCE— OR DO IT.
I LOVE IT!! MINI ROCKS!!
This ni**er loving bimbo could make a lot of money pimping her fat little body to the BRO's.
thats hot!!! do it, do it!
Perez,
You need to stop being jealous. In my book your a piece of shit. You are so called famous because you trash celebs. Well if you were a celeb I could trash you so damn much you stupid fake ass cotton candy hair ball. Go back to Wal-Mart & ask people if they need help.
EAT SHIT PEREZ!
This song will be over played by strippers in stripclubs world wide like I'm In Luv Wit A Stripper was. So get used to it.
I liked the tune myself.
Um Love it!! Mariah is the Shit, and seriously there is not 1 song of hers that is not stellar! this def lives up to her standard!
IT DOES SUCK AND THAT'S WHY IT'LL BE #1, B/C AMERICA HAS BAD TASTE.
I LOVE IT !!!!!! MARIAH CAN'T DO WRONG AND TO THE HATERS KEEP TALKING THE MORE YOU TALK THE MORE ALBUMS AND SINGLES Ms MIMI SELLS LOVE YOU GUYS
PEREZ IS A FATTY!! MARIAH IS FABULOUS EVEN IF THIS SONG IS A DUD. SHE STILL HAS MORE MONEY THAN GOD AND MORE DIAMONDS THAN LIZ TAYLOR!!! EAT A DICK!!
i LUV it!!!
I quite like it!