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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. adam says – reply to this


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    It's good i like it. I'm sure i'll love it soon after a video and a few more listens. I prefer it to the debut of her last album. Actually that grew on me to lol.

  2. brian says – reply to this


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    she looks HOT and the song is so good. i just heard it on the radio.

  3. stewart says – reply to this


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    it rocked!
    i fucking loved it!!! MIMI IS HOT!

  4. tammie says – reply to this


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    i luv the song!!!! Its gonna be huge, u can tell. Mimi knows her shit!! She has had more hits than anyone in the game today . . . more hits than perez or paris hilton, anyway. leave it to scumbag perez to criticize people w/ talent, while he is a worthless friendless fat fag loser.

  5. adam Miami says – reply to this


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    Your AVERAGE PEREZ
    I like this track, its catchy !!
    ANd your a Fat ass Tacky cuban Fag, thats for sure

  6. YouAreWrong says – reply to this


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    REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID JANET'S "FEEDBACK" WAS SO AMAZING??!! YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING BECAUSE NO ONE LIKED THAT SONG. ONCE AGAIN YOU'RE WRONG: THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS GOING TO PUT "TOUCH MY BODY" AT #1 ON THE CHARTS

  7. meh says – reply to this


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    eh, it's ok

  8. Andrew says – reply to this


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    It's great… WOW I didn't expect something THAT addicting!!! It's definitely gonna hit the #1 spot!!
    You go MC!!

  9. STOOPID ASS says – reply to this


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    SUCKS BIG HAIRY BALLS!
    STUPID ASS LYRICS, STUPID ASS BEAT, SAME RECYCLED BULL SHIT BY A STUPID ASS ARTIST.
    UGH!

  10. ackeem says – reply to this


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    i love it fuck u haters

  11. drewski says – reply to this


    311

    LOVEEEEEEEEEE!

  12. just ice says – reply to this


    312

    THIS SONG IS WACK AS HELL.

    MARIAH IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.

    MADONNA IS GONNA BURY HER.

  13. mr.diego says – reply to this


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    i didnt like it at first… but now its like.. ok. its like on par with ROCK WITH U by janet. its a groove in your seat song.. hmm.. touch my body

  14. STOOPID ASS says – reply to this


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    Re: Jeremy

    HAHAHAHA!!! good one!!! finally someone with a clever thought!

  15. Mariah Fan says – reply to this


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    And for those claiming that I'm being overly critical because it isn't a fast song, please take a listen to "We Belong Together" (and all her older stuff) and feel the passion. And for those claiming Mariah is over, sit down. It's one song. I'm sure she'll come out with something better soon.

  16. Tallie C says – reply to this


    316

    The song isn't strong enough for me to buy her album. The song is aiight!

  17. taboo123@aol.com says – reply to this


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    HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE.

    did i say

    HORRIBLE!?!?!??!

    its horrible.

    ITS OVER>

    shes so boring anyway. always has been.

  18. bootylicious says – reply to this


    318

    A BOMB!!!! ITS LIKE MARIAH FROM THE 90'S LOVE IT!!!!

  19. Da R says – reply to this


    319

    FEEDBACK kills this bullshit. but americans like bullshit, so it will be a hit.

  20. Madonna says – reply to this


    320

    I *love* it.

  21. lala says – reply to this


    321

    she sucks anyway. this is no surprise.

  22. lissaz says – reply to this


    322

    um u said the same thing when u posted alicia key's no1, u sed it was 'okay' and that song is hot, and so is this one !

  23. Princess says – reply to this


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    I think it is typical Mimi…. I don't really like the beat.. It is very…. blah and boring.. I wouldn't have chosen this song as the first single though

  24. Taylor D. says – reply to this


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    perez your out of your mind! This song is SO GOOD its amazing!!!! im not dissapointed at all its sweet your completley wrong with yoru whole comment.
    and just so you know the song got amazing reviews from everyone who has listened to it i ve only read really good things about it so yeah. your wrong.

  25. Beto says – reply to this


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    AMAZING! luv the song! C'mon Perez, you can't say anything!, you compared Goldfrapp to the friggin' Corrs! C'mon!

  26. prima-donna says – reply to this


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    perez ur just jealous cus u have more cellulite than mariah!
    mariah is a diva for life- 6 vocal octave range, biggest selling female artist in history. dont hate- shes amazing
    i bet the record label did this on purpose- bet her next song will be amazing

  27. Nylege says – reply to this


    327

    IT FUCKING ROCKSSSSSSS

  28. mariahflops says – reply to this


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    sorry, Janet wins this round.

    THIS SONG SUCKS ASS.

    MARIAH IS DONE.

  29. alicious says – reply to this


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    love this song… it sounds really good, pure and cool… not commercial like all the others song at the moment, she does what she likes… i love it !!!!

  30. Kasey says – reply to this


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    eh. mediocre.
    not memorable.
    sounds like all her other songs.
    gagggg.

  31. jem says – reply to this


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    its okay.. definitely not a hit tho.

  32. Daniel says – reply to this


    332

    I
    LOVE
    IT
    sing it diva

  33. ts says – reply to this


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    THIS IS WACK!!!! MARIAH REALLY HAS LOST IT. LEONA HAS TOOK MARIAH'S CROWN.

  34. Chic says – reply to this


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    This song is classic Mariah. Maybe you never liked Mariah. Its hot!!!

  35. steph says – reply to this


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    after you listen to it a few times you WILL like it… SO SHUT THE HELL UP HATERS

  36. Rachelle says – reply to this


    336

    I love it!!!! Go Mariah!!!! You guys suck!

  37. Serg says – reply to this


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    It is very formulaic, following a format similar to those of her previous #1s.

    Though it neither excites nor disappoints, I've already heard it enough to say I like it.

    I also think Feedback is a good song.

    Google the "HowIFeel" project! Buy Kelly Clarkson's "How I Feel" on Valentine's day!

  38. Jazzy says – reply to this


    338

    I like the song, and I'm sure the album will be great!

  39. koko says – reply to this


    339

    Its wery good if you listen 10 times its cool :)

  40. JC says – reply to this


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    THE SONGS ROCK!!!! MIMI'S 18TH NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. qjersey says – reply to this


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    can Mariah even explain what E=MC2(squared) stands for?

    Looks Like MC discovered the "vocoder" too.

    When is she gonna give up doing hip hop shit and go back to doing the R&B that made her a star?

  42. lenoxave83 says – reply to this


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    So fresh so clean, its a new sound for MC, never been much of a fan but I love the simple beat along with her melodic vocals, this is Mariah applying her talent to todays sound

  43. nancy says – reply to this


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    i love it!!!!!

  44. A_MC says – reply to this


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    I am a huge mariah fan from the beginning!! I own every single and every album and remix ever…And this is the most dumbest song of my Mariah Ever…worst than Loverboy!! I always thought Glitter and Charmbracelet were great albums even though most unloyal fans and critis disagreeed. But if this song "Touch my body" reflects the dumb title E=MC^2 than I am over MC.

    Mariah needs to move on with the boring emancipation of mimi squared. Bring Back BUTTERFLY any day!!!!

  45. KEVIN says – reply to this


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    AM A HUGE MIMI FAN THIS IS ONLY THE 1ST SINGLE SHE WILL HIT BACK WITH 2ND SINGLE STRONGER LIKE SHE DID WITH THE LAST ALBUM 1ST WAS ITS LIKE THAT THEN CAME WE BELONG TOGETHER COZ THE ALBUM IS NOT RELEASE TILL 15TH OF APRIL SO I GUESS THE 2ND SINGLE WILL THE REAL DEAL BUT STILL THIS IS GOOD AM SURE THE NEXT 1 GONNA BE MASSIVE

  46. Rach says – reply to this


    346

    I don't think is disappointing I like it, is Mariah she can't go wrong

  47. Nik says – reply to this


    347

    This song is so f*ckin' amazing. Mariah did a really good job with this song!

  48. nick says – reply to this


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    every time she releases a love song it goes to no. 1 so why is Mimi constantly doing R&B crap…she either needs a new brain or new manager…

  49. mary says – reply to this


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    I absolutely love it! Perez you have no clue about music!!!

  50. SoDandy says – reply to this


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    I actually love the song!!
    it gave me goosebumps!! it's fresh, not over-produced, and it gave brought a wide smile to my face!!

    it's a good feel song!! I like it!!

  51. Renee says – reply to this


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    It sounds like some newbie making their first cut in the recording studio.

  52. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. ash says – reply to this


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    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. Jos says – reply to this


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    It's mediocre….boring.

  73. Fuck You says – reply to this


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    Go die Perez. You fat ass fag. I hate you. Mariah is more than you ever will be. Her songs and talent far surpass yours. Then again, you don't have any.

  74. chunkymonkey says – reply to this


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    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the new single, MC you did it again!!

  75. Shane says – reply to this


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    Perez, I'm shocked. Usually you have good taste in what's hot and what's not. I don't think this is mediocre at all. I was taping my foot through the whole song and was looking forward to them playing it again. I think it's classic Mariah meets modern Mariah. Listen a few more times Perez and re-think your opinion.

  76. Cameron says – reply to this


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    Fuck perez's FAT ASS, Mariah's song is HOT! What is he doing other than wearing multiple colorful wigs and running this site?! Mariah's AMAZING.

  77. Whatever says – reply to this


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    SHE SUCKS BALLS

  78. kate says – reply to this


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    Yawn…This song is worse than mediocre…It has no depth, no levels, no emotion….and NO VOCAL RANGE!!! I am glad this song sucks….’cause MOORIAH sucks

  79. Carla says – reply to this


    379

    I personally love the song. The only problem is that TMB was surrounded by so much hype. It's not a club banger like ILT, but it's sure to be a hit.

  80. LouLou says – reply to this


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    I heard it on the radio today on 103.5 in TORONTO And I liked it a lot. I love MiMI, she's hot!!!!

  81. IN LALALA says – reply to this


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    PUKE
    WORST THAN EVER

  82. mary says – reply to this


    382

    the song is hot. its catchy and I like it, and lets face it we all love MC

  83. beeanie says – reply to this


    383

    Love it - this is a hit!

  84. Alex' says – reply to this


    384

    The song is F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C!!!

    It was worth waiting for it!

  85. Luke says – reply to this


    385

    I was expecting worse by your comments, but it's pretty good.

  86. Mike says – reply to this


    386

    Very nice ! Hot tamale.
    Pleased to hear you Mariah !!!

  87. Frankie G says – reply to this


    387

    I like it a lot! Very catchy…I like how it sounds similar to the Perfume commercial jingle!

  88. anonymous says – reply to this


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    omg..you suckers..!!youre just saying that you dont like this because perez said so..or its either ur into loser songs..its actually really good..but for someone who has high expectations for the album,it wont meet that because its the same kind of songs that she made before..but its still good..!!i love it..
    =))

  89. James says – reply to this


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    um , a PIG that is trying to sing of course it will BLOW

    WHORIA THE SINGING PIG :)

  90. MC=#1 says – reply to this


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    This song is AMAZING!!!!!!! This is a HINT of how amazing her new album is going to be!!!!! Mariah's 18th #1 song will be: "Touch My Body"!!!!!! Thanks Mimi for more incredible new music!

  91. YOUGA says – reply to this


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    Mariahs new song is the shit!!! listen to those crazy cool lyrics, she creates sounds and phrases that are crazy cool. the whole "youtube" and "Wendy" thing is amazing. Its a song you can dance too, but still R&B, and perfect for Vday

  92. MC ROXXX dis BITCH says – reply to this


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    YOU CAN PLEASE EVERYONE….with that being said, I LOVE THIS SONG!! It's only one song. You like it or you don't, she still is the number one selling female artist.

  93. **ASHLAAY VIOLAA** says – reply to this


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    I LOVE MARIAH NOTHING CORNY ABOUT THIS. SHE IS A GODESS. BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING SINGER A DIVA!

  94. derek g says – reply to this


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    it's a very good song, she could've over done it, but she chose to take it down. She sounds very good

  95. Neo says – reply to this


    395

    OH!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! ITS FUN!!! ITS FRESH!! :O

  96. Yo momma 909!! says – reply to this


    396

    HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Expected of you though!! FAT ASS!!!!!

  97. gilles says – reply to this


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    it is very average… but I thought that "we belong together" was mediocre too, and it became a superhit… people seem to love that kind of crap.

    still, it's slightly better than Janet's Feedback

  98. Richard says – reply to this


    398

    I love the song! The lyrics are so much fun.

  99. Toi Toi says – reply to this


    399

    I really love it. It's not a We Belong Together, but I think the 2nd single will be the big bang ;)

  100. stacy says – reply to this


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    Re: Da R – Feedback is a piece of shit, you're just a hater.

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