New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm




It's good i like it. I'm sure i'll love it soon after a video and a few more listens. I prefer it to the debut of her last album. Actually that grew on me to lol.
she looks HOT and the song is so good. i just heard it on the radio.
it rocked!
i fucking loved it!!! MIMI IS HOT!
i luv the song!!!! Its gonna be huge, u can tell. Mimi knows her shit!! She has had more hits than anyone in the game today . . . more hits than perez or paris hilton, anyway. leave it to scumbag perez to criticize people w/ talent, while he is a worthless friendless fat fag loser.
Your AVERAGE PEREZ
I like this track, its catchy !!
ANd your a Fat ass Tacky cuban Fag, thats for sure
REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID JANET'S "FEEDBACK" WAS SO AMAZING??!! YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING BECAUSE NO ONE LIKED THAT SONG. ONCE AGAIN YOU'RE WRONG: THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS GOING TO PUT "TOUCH MY BODY" AT #1 ON THE CHARTS
eh, it's ok
It's great… WOW I didn't expect something THAT addicting!!! It's definitely gonna hit the #1 spot!!
You go MC!!
SUCKS BIG HAIRY BALLS!
STUPID ASS LYRICS, STUPID ASS BEAT, SAME RECYCLED BULL SHIT BY A STUPID ASS ARTIST.
UGH!
i love it fuck u haters
LOVEEEEEEEEEE!
THIS SONG IS WACK AS HELL.
MARIAH IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
MADONNA IS GONNA BURY HER.
i didnt like it at first… but now its like.. ok. its like on par with ROCK WITH U by janet. its a groove in your seat song.. hmm.. touch my body
Re: Jeremy –
HAHAHAHA!!! good one!!! finally someone with a clever thought!
And for those claiming that I'm being overly critical because it isn't a fast song, please take a listen to "We Belong Together" (and all her older stuff) and feel the passion. And for those claiming Mariah is over, sit down. It's one song. I'm sure she'll come out with something better soon.
The song isn't strong enough for me to buy her album. The song is aiight!
HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE.
did i say
HORRIBLE!?!?!??!
its horrible.
ITS OVER>
shes so boring anyway. always has been.
A BOMB!!!! ITS LIKE MARIAH FROM THE 90'S LOVE IT!!!!
FEEDBACK kills this bullshit. but americans like bullshit, so it will be a hit.
I *love* it.
she sucks anyway. this is no surprise.
um u said the same thing when u posted alicia key's no1, u sed it was 'okay' and that song is hot, and so is this one !
I think it is typical Mimi…. I don't really like the beat.. It is very…. blah and boring.. I wouldn't have chosen this song as the first single though
perez your out of your mind! This song is SO GOOD its amazing!!!! im not dissapointed at all its sweet your completley wrong with yoru whole comment.
and just so you know the song got amazing reviews from everyone who has listened to it i ve only read really good things about it so yeah. your wrong.
AMAZING! luv the song! C'mon Perez, you can't say anything!, you compared Goldfrapp to the friggin' Corrs! C'mon!
perez ur just jealous cus u have more cellulite than mariah!
mariah is a diva for life- 6 vocal octave range, biggest selling female artist in history. dont hate- shes amazing
i bet the record label did this on purpose- bet her next song will be amazing
IT FUCKING ROCKSSSSSSS
sorry, Janet wins this round.
THIS SONG SUCKS ASS.
MARIAH IS DONE.
love this song… it sounds really good, pure and cool… not commercial like all the others song at the moment, she does what she likes… i love it !!!!
eh. mediocre.
not memorable.
sounds like all her other songs.
gagggg.
its okay.. definitely not a hit tho.
I
LOVE
IT
sing it diva
THIS IS WACK!!!! MARIAH REALLY HAS LOST IT. LEONA HAS TOOK MARIAH'S CROWN.
This song is classic Mariah. Maybe you never liked Mariah. Its hot!!!
after you listen to it a few times you WILL like it… SO SHUT THE HELL UP HATERS
I love it!!!! Go Mariah!!!! You guys suck!
It is very formulaic, following a format similar to those of her previous #1s.
Though it neither excites nor disappoints, I've already heard it enough to say I like it.
I also think Feedback is a good song.
Google the "HowIFeel" project! Buy Kelly Clarkson's "How I Feel" on Valentine's day!
I like the song, and I'm sure the album will be great!
Its wery good if you listen 10 times its cool
THE SONGS ROCK!!!! MIMI'S 18TH NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can Mariah even explain what E=MC2(squared) stands for?
Looks Like MC discovered the "vocoder" too.
When is she gonna give up doing hip hop shit and go back to doing the R&B that made her a star?
So fresh so clean, its a new sound for MC, never been much of a fan but I love the simple beat along with her melodic vocals, this is Mariah applying her talent to todays sound
i love it!!!!!
I am a huge mariah fan from the beginning!! I own every single and every album and remix ever…And this is the most dumbest song of my Mariah Ever…worst than Loverboy!! I always thought Glitter and Charmbracelet were great albums even though most unloyal fans and critis disagreeed. But if this song "Touch my body" reflects the dumb title E=MC^2 than I am over MC.
Mariah needs to move on with the boring emancipation of mimi squared. Bring Back BUTTERFLY any day!!!!
AM A HUGE MIMI FAN THIS IS ONLY THE 1ST SINGLE SHE WILL HIT BACK WITH 2ND SINGLE STRONGER LIKE SHE DID WITH THE LAST ALBUM 1ST WAS ITS LIKE THAT THEN CAME WE BELONG TOGETHER COZ THE ALBUM IS NOT RELEASE TILL 15TH OF APRIL SO I GUESS THE 2ND SINGLE WILL THE REAL DEAL BUT STILL THIS IS GOOD AM SURE THE NEXT 1 GONNA BE MASSIVE
I don't think is disappointing I like it, is Mariah she can't go wrong
This song is so f*ckin' amazing. Mariah did a really good job with this song!
every time she releases a love song it goes to no. 1 so why is Mimi constantly doing R&B crap…she either needs a new brain or new manager…
I absolutely love it! Perez you have no clue about music!!!
I actually love the song!!
it gave me goosebumps!! it's fresh, not over-produced, and it gave brought a wide smile to my face!!
it's a good feel song!! I like it!!
It sounds like some newbie making their first cut in the recording studio.
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's mediocre….boring.
Go die Perez. You fat ass fag. I hate you. Mariah is more than you ever will be. Her songs and talent far surpass yours. Then again, you don't have any.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the new single, MC you did it again!!
Perez, I'm shocked. Usually you have good taste in what's hot and what's not. I don't think this is mediocre at all. I was taping my foot through the whole song and was looking forward to them playing it again. I think it's classic Mariah meets modern Mariah. Listen a few more times Perez and re-think your opinion.
Fuck perez's FAT ASS, Mariah's song is HOT! What is he doing other than wearing multiple colorful wigs and running this site?! Mariah's AMAZING.
SHE SUCKS BALLS
Yawn…This song is worse than mediocre…It has no depth, no levels, no emotion….and NO VOCAL RANGE!!! I am glad this song sucks….’cause MOORIAH sucks
I personally love the song. The only problem is that TMB was surrounded by so much hype. It's not a club banger like ILT, but it's sure to be a hit.
I heard it on the radio today on 103.5 in TORONTO And I liked it a lot. I love MiMI, she's hot!!!!
PUKE
WORST THAN EVER
the song is hot. its catchy and I like it, and lets face it we all love MC
Love it - this is a hit!
The song is F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C!!!
It was worth waiting for it!
I was expecting worse by your comments, but it's pretty good.
Very nice ! Hot tamale.
Pleased to hear you Mariah !!!
I like it a lot! Very catchy…I like how it sounds similar to the Perfume commercial jingle!
omg..you suckers..!!youre just saying that you dont like this because perez said so..or its either ur into loser songs..its actually really good..but for someone who has high expectations for the album,it wont meet that because its the same kind of songs that she made before..but its still good..!!i love it..
=))
um , a PIG that is trying to sing of course it will BLOW
WHORIA THE SINGING PIG
This song is AMAZING!!!!!!! This is a HINT of how amazing her new album is going to be!!!!! Mariah's 18th #1 song will be: "Touch My Body"!!!!!! Thanks Mimi for more incredible new music!
Mariahs new song is the shit!!! listen to those crazy cool lyrics, she creates sounds and phrases that are crazy cool. the whole "youtube" and "Wendy" thing is amazing. Its a song you can dance too, but still R&B, and perfect for Vday
YOU CAN PLEASE EVERYONE….with that being said, I LOVE THIS SONG!! It's only one song. You like it or you don't, she still is the number one selling female artist.
I LOVE MARIAH NOTHING CORNY ABOUT THIS. SHE IS A GODESS. BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING SINGER A DIVA!
it's a very good song, she could've over done it, but she chose to take it down. She sounds very good
OH!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! ITS FUN!!! ITS FRESH!! :O
HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Expected of you though!! FAT ASS!!!!!
it is very average… but I thought that "we belong together" was mediocre too, and it became a superhit… people seem to love that kind of crap.
still, it's slightly better than Janet's Feedback
I love the song! The lyrics are so much fun.
I really love it. It's not a We Belong Together, but I think the 2nd single will be the big bang
Re: Da R – Feedback is a piece of shit, you're just a hater.