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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. jc says – reply to this


    401

    THE SONG IS AWESOME!!! MIMI'S 18TH #1 FOR SURE!

  2. Cee says – reply to this


    402

    IT WAS BULLSHIT AS ALWAYS!

  3. Ley30 says – reply to this


    403

    Huge Mariah fan but not overly impressed on the first listen but glad she's back. Think she should get the Freemasons in to do a "Beyonce" on her. Really looking forward to the album though.

    Now to all those people who dissed Leona - what's better Mariah's new song or Bleeding Love?

    I think Leona wins hands down - and the first video is much better.

  4. Mariah Fan says – reply to this


    404

    This song will sound lovely on the radio, and when all the haters (Perez included) hear it a few more times, see her bangin video, they will learn to stop hating on MC.

    It is a LOVE SONG people, no need to get all up in arms over whether or not it lives up to your expectations. Perez, such a bitter mean queen, let MC do her thang and if you have nothing but negativity, keep it to yourself. We just gotta SHAKE IT OFF!!! TEAM MC

  5. Luiza says – reply to this


    405

    I lveo Mariah!!!
    kidna disapointed with the song, but it doesnt suck

  6. TrickSlut says – reply to this


    406

    very Catchy !! I love it ! It will be No 1 . Miss Perez is on crack !

  7. Michelle says – reply to this


    407

    perez your a cunt. this song is great!
    go fuck yourself

  8. chili says – reply to this


    408

    perez since you obviously have no talent for singing, acting, or sense of style…you are the LAST person to have a credible opinion. That said…the song is THE JAM..and you have a tin ear

  9. Johnny says – reply to this


    409

    Its so Fucken GOOD!!! I LOVE IT!!

  10. carlos anino says – reply to this


    410

    …Introducing the song that will make MC surpass Elvis's record 17 #1 Hits. Welcome the 18th MC #1… GET IT, MC!

  11. Lil' Snipz says – reply to this


    411

    When is she going to stop teasing and just pose naked?
    It's getting to be a bit ridic.

  12. along says – reply to this


    412

    WAIT till dis sH*T hits #1 PEREZ, ur gonna b eatin ur Words HOE!!! :) love ya much Bing bong

  13. JDawg says – reply to this


    413

    definitely an amazing song. wo0uldnt of been my first pick for the first single for a new album…reminds me of we belong together..woud of better second or third single.

  14. its_grego says – reply to this


    414

    i love her new single. . . its a good song. . . :)

  15. j says – reply to this


    415

    actually the song is kinda cool !

  16. jackie collins says – reply to this


    416

    its freeking genyus maaaan!!!! go mimi xx

  17. brendan says – reply to this


    417

    Growing on me - didnt like it first - the pics from the video look great though!

  18. Yo momma 909! says – reply to this


    418

    Re: Roy

    You go BOY!!!! Tell em!!! I agree with you all the way!!!

    MC FAN FOR LIFE!!!

  19. Noah says – reply to this


    419

    I can't stop listening to it! It's hypnotic…"if there's a camera up in here, then I best not catch this flick on youtube" lol I LOOOOOOOOOVE IT!! MARIAH 4EVER!

  20. DJ Jason says – reply to this


    420

    yeah that was a let down.. glitter part II

  21. MC BIGGEST FAN says – reply to this


    421

    I LOVE's IT!!!!!! She is awesome and the song is off the chain. GO MARIAH can't wait get her CD

  22. Elvis says – reply to this


    422

    It's awesome!!! Shut up ya'll!

  23. KIDDING ME? says – reply to this


    423

    Not only is it NOT average, it's an amazingly well crafted modern R*B song…what were you expecting? She's not Avril or Rihanna! She's the Pop/R&B trend maker…next #1. And for the doubters, compare this to when the lead single of Emancipation came out…and you'll see what I mean…(this is much better than It's Like That and that's good) Can't wait for the next 5 singles!!!!! I'm pre-ordering asap.

  24. Mariah Carey says – reply to this


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  25. angie says – reply to this


    425

    i think it's good but def. not her best. i really liked it when she came out with "it's like that" this one…not so much..but it's not bad at all..im still excited to hear the entire album…i love you mariah!!!

  26. GREAT!! says – reply to this


    426

    Re: troy boy – MIMI'S 18TH #1

  27. corey says – reply to this


    427

    for all you haters out there this is a good song. i mean its not webelong together but neither was its like that. but i love it and yes its different but in a good way. i see nomber 1

  28. kenneth says – reply to this


    428

    the tune is so catchy!! fuck you perez!!!! take it back u big fat pink Gum..

  29. tom says – reply to this


    429

    Touch My Body is hot, i love it, can't stop listening to it already

  30. Petey says – reply to this


    430

    MARIAH RULES THIS SONG RULES, GO MC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Janette says – reply to this


    431

    Re: PEREZ IS THE NEW JOHN MERRICK – DONT YOU JUST FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO TALK SHIT ABOUT PEREZ BUT YET ARE SUPPORTING HIM BUY GOING ON THE WEB SITE.. WHAT A FUCKING CUNT…PS LATINAS ARE THE BEST

  32. JenniferLopezfan says – reply to this


    432

    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!
    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!
    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!
    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!
    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!
    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!
    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!
    MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE SUCKS!!!

    fans,stop acting like a child,it DOES SUCK.

  33. c says – reply to this


    433

    i like it alot

  34. Takisz says – reply to this


    434

    Heyy peep. im a great mariah fan, & it was quite good !!

    Didn't read everythin but a lot of people think it sucks :S:S

    I think is the video is GOOD the song is gonna RoCk ! :D

  35. Beebs says – reply to this


    435

    Perez, you are such a hater!! love you though… I love it will certaintly go to her next tour!!! Go MC baby…

  36. no thanks says – reply to this


    436

    It sounds like a rejected song from her last album. nothing new.

  37. MistahGQ says – reply to this


    437

    SIIGH
    SHEEESSS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK =]]]]

  38. Becali says – reply to this


    438

    WHO CARES ABOUT THE SONG???
    WE WANT MIMI!!!

  39. J_Irl says – reply to this


    439

    This tune is banging! Can't get the hook out of my head!! Go Mimi!!!!!!!

  40. jjinsd says – reply to this


    440

    Um, E=MC2???? Thought that it was blow from Mimi not exstacy.

  41. charlie says – reply to this


    441

    the song gets better and better after listening, it is not generic, it is rather inspired. Just becuase it is not a powerful ballad or a club banging hit does not make it average. Mariah's vocals are superb, the lyrics catchy and the melody enveloping.

  42. SAI ANGEL says – reply to this


    442

    I LOVE IT

  43. jennifer watson says – reply to this


    443

    this fucking queer bate is just hating cause he worships that grandma madonna

    mariah blows that fag hag out of the water

  44. SONG IS FUCKING HOT says – reply to this


    444

    this song is seriously FUNNY! haha. there are some things she says thats funny. I LOVE MARIAH and ALWAYS WILL!! she's ditsy but SO DIVA! loove. MUA mariah!! she so horny! OWW!!

  45. david says – reply to this


    445

    u must be dumb… DIS IS HOT

  46. Cameron says – reply to this


    446

    Why is everyone agreeing with this FAT ugly bitch perez anyway? Can he sing? Does he have ANY musical talent? NO. And on top of that Mariah looks better than him, is more rich than him, and has the respect of much more people than him. He's just a fat website owner.

  47. Matt says – reply to this


    447

    its AMAZING! u have no taste.

  48. Daniel says – reply to this


    448

    I think the song is.. hmm i don't know i like it but it 8is something i've heard before.. But i still like it..
    She's playin' it safe i think. But i think the album is going to be a lot better.

  49. lily says – reply to this


    449

    LUV IT!

  50. Alex says – reply to this


    450

    This song is going to be nomber 1 for sure!!! It's so amazing!

  51. MC FAN 4 FUCKING EVER!!!! -Seymone says – reply to this


    451

    Mariah is fucking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This song is a hit. Beautiful. Go mimi, do yah thang! Fuck all the got damn haters ^_^

  52. Maggie says – reply to this


    452

    What??!?!? This song is HOT!! It's catchy as hell and so MARIAH!

  53. Davis says – reply to this


    453

    I really like it, very catchy and great refined vocal performance!

  54. Ev says – reply to this


    454

    THE SONG IS FIREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SO HOT!!!!

    IT'S ALWAYS BE MY BABY MEETS DON'T FORGET ABOUT US!!!!!!!!!!

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHE IS ON POINT WITH THIS ONE!

    PEREZ LIGHTEN UP YOU'RE TOO CYNICAL FOR SOMEONE WITH SO LITTLE TALENT!

  55. SneakerSpoiled says – reply to this


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    i think the song is really nice.okayy were not getting alot of high notes but thas not what we shuld just look at her as ; a atrist who can only hit high notes cause shes more then that.its somthing neww &nd diffrent. i played this song about 15x now.its one of the best songs out rite now. not none of that BS . it could have been a lil better here nd there but its amazing nonetheless.

  56. Laura says – reply to this


    456

    the single is hot i'm feeling it

  57. BG says – reply to this


    457

    IT. IS. HOT! SO MARIAH! Sorry Perez but I'm not with ya! So glossy!WONDERFUL MIMI LUV YA!

  58. gdude says – reply to this


    458

    Ummm… YOU KINDA SUCK, LOL.

    OK, seriously now, this is an excellent song. Very well-done, and insanely catchy, I love the melody. I just can't get it out of my head (Not that I try, but yeah…).

    I think it's perfect for a Mariah first-single; just warming radio up for the 2nd one :)

    Oh and BTW- didn't you adore Feedback when it leaked? Ummm.. Yeah, I'm kinda happy you don't like this one, LOL…

  59. Garvin says – reply to this


    459

    another mega hit from changes in the mass of nucleus

  60. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Thinking back on your history of calling new music, I'm going to wait for her new song to play on the radio/mtv, and then the new cd.

    You've been raving about Janet's Feedback which did not really do anything for me, among other bad picks.

    I'm sure you even have a Paris VD Hilton cd in your apartment.

  61. arick says – reply to this


    461

    i love it!

  62. I LOVE IT says – reply to this


    462

    I LOVEEEEE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

  63. Johannes says – reply to this


    463

    It rocks!

    It's melodramatically perfect.

  64. (: (: ) says – reply to this


    464

    I think ms piggy sang her last oink!

  65. zaloa says – reply to this


    465

    el nuevo single es muyyy bueno! canción mid-tempo, por supuesto en la línea de Mariah! quién más puede hacer este tipo de canciones tan divertidas, pegadizas y originales!!!! mariah! quién sino!
    SIGAMOS MARIAHNDONOS DE POR VIDA Y SI TE ATREVES… TOUCH MY BODY!

  66. Maury says – reply to this


    466

    youre wrong
    the song is very good, but dont like mariah always find the bad

    i love the new song of Mariah.

  67. Andy says – reply to this


    467

    Just heard Touch My Body and I'm hooked after the first listen. It's a great song that lives up to Mariah's Emancipation CD. Give it a listen and I'm sure you'll love it too!

  68. Angie says – reply to this


    468

    I LOOOOVE it… Perez must be the only one who doesn't like it lmao!!!

  69. STEVE says – reply to this


    469

    THE SONG IS HOT….YOU CAN'T EXPECT HER TO HIT HIGH NOTES ALL THE TIME…SOMETHING NICE AND REFRESHING TO RADIO FINALLY…WE MISS YOU MC

  70. Yo momma 909!!! says – reply to this


    470

    Re: A_MC

    How dare you call yourself an MC fan and bad mouth anything she does!!! I hope you are over her!! She doesnt need a FAN like you in her corner anyway!!!

    A REAL FAN FOR LIFE NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!

  71. Kap says – reply to this


    471

    Its a grower - I like it!

  72. fuck u perez says – reply to this


    472

    I love this song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It's Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Definitely,18th No.1 single!!!!!
    Fuck u haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. she sucks says – reply to this


    473

    Re: PoundCake – you mean she actually does what singers are supposed to do and uses her voice as the entertainment??

  74. JEFF says – reply to this


    474

    I'll wait for the remixes.

  75. marc says – reply to this


    475

    i'm not a huge fan in the first place, but i feel like this song sounds like something from 10 years ago. seems like she's not progressing. of course, her last cd was a huge hit…it's going to be hard for her to top it. i, however, think the chorus is somewhat catchy.

  76. Axl says – reply to this


    476

    "touch my body, just a little taste …give me what i deserve"…..it ACTUALLY sounds like one of Janet's sexfilled songs. I don't like it….sounds like it could've come right out of the last album…nothing new.

  77. Georgia says – reply to this


    477

    I love it! I'm so happy she's back!!!

  78. christen says – reply to this


    478

    I don't like Mariah Carey. Her music is so..princessy that it makes me sick. She loves being a diva…you wonder why none of her relationships work out…gimme me a break…there's only so many camera shots of this girl drinking champagne before it gets annoying. Go Amy!

  79. soth says – reply to this


    479

    It's a nice song I like it !!!!!!!!!!!!

  80. Anonymous says – reply to this


    480

    I'M HOOKED

  81. Anonymous says – reply to this


    481

    I'M HOOKED

  82. Anonymous says – reply to this


    482

    I'M HOOKED

  83. terbear says – reply to this


    483

    Hate Mariah to begin with. Thought it would be interesting to hear this to see if it was alright, and I must say, this sux!!! Could this be the flop that everyone says BRITNEY was going to have!? Probably, cuz Mariah sux ass-hole!!! :D

  84. SAM B says – reply to this


    484

    The song is LAME!!! But radio will play it like it is amamzing…..yuck

  85. MClamb says – reply to this


    485

    STOP HATING. THE SONG IS NICE. I LIKE IT! SO YA BACK OFF U LOW LIFE HATERS!!! JUST WAIT 4 MARIAH 2 B BACK ON TOP AND PROVE U GUYS WR0NG!

  86. Fred says – reply to this


    486

    This song is just amazing….

  87. joei says – reply to this


    487

    considering PEREZ HAS SUPER GAY likes, no wonder he hates it! i think its a number one hit… for sure! super great song… its very good… better then alot of the shit PEREZ LIKES

    new MARIAH AND SHAKIRA 2008!

  88. MARK says – reply to this


    488

    THE SONG IS FUCKING HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
    GO MIMI!!!!

  89. Marcin says – reply to this


    489

    Perez sucks!

  90. coco says – reply to this


    490

    bad!

  91. Cameron says – reply to this


    491

    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag
    Mariah's going straight to #1 with this… for the record, Madonna is an old non singing Hag

  92. Manuel says – reply to this


    492

    i LOVE IT!!! Perez maybe you dont like it and thats ok but this song its a hit for sure

    I think its something different for Mariah as a first single,i was expecting a uptempo but hey its a great song, better than most of the song on billboards top 20 list

  93. Fox says – reply to this


    493

    THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THANK YOU MARIAH!!!!

  94. MariahSucks. says – reply to this


    494

    haha,Perez,some mariah fan web pages told the fans to come here and post something positive.
    Pahtetic Mariah.

  95. kenj says – reply to this


    495

    it is great! better than anythin out there.

  96. charly² says – reply to this


    496

    OMG!!! I LOOOOOOOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

  97. leo says – reply to this


    497

    well first of all I like it, and second you were wrong about janet having a comeback so i think youre off on this one as well. its a good song.

  98. awesome says – reply to this


    498

    it's llaaaaaaaaaaaammmmeee.! I just took a nap listening to the song.

  99. melanie says – reply to this


    499

    Like you said its ok not anything spectacular.

  100. meggie says – reply to this


    500

    I think that it is off the chain!!!!! GEt it MIMI!!!!

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