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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    601

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  2. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    602

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  3. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    603

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  4. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    604

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  5. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    605

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  6. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    606

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  7. hammer says – reply to this


    607

    MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
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  8. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    608

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  9. TUBGIRL says – reply to this


    609

    OMG IT'S FANTASTIC

  10. karen says – reply to this


    610

    IT IS AVERAGE…LISTEN TO THE LYRICS IDIOTS. IT'S LAME. SOUNDS LIKE HER OLD SONGS…NO ORIGINALITY!!!

  11. karen says – reply to this


    611

    IT IS AVERAGE…LISTEN TO THE LYRICS IDIOTS. IT'S LAME. SOUNDS LIKE HER OLD SONGS…NO ORIGINALITY!!!

  12. Nathan says – reply to this


    612

    Madonna is going to KILL her ass!

  13. a-farn says – reply to this


    613

    divine!

  14. Joo says – reply to this


    614

    I'm not feeling it at all. I had to try to like emancipation of mimi, but I don't like touch my body at all. Two years for an average song?

  15. F4bio says – reply to this


    615

    IS AMAZING… sounds good and resound in the head!!!! VERY GOOD JOB MIMIIIII!! I love Ya!!!!

  16. Anton says – reply to this


    616

    damn….hot song, great beat LOVE IT!

  17. C Williams says – reply to this


    617

    Very Catchy! But the exact same beat as `Always Be My Baby`!! But, I must admit, really like it! A nice little song. A Grower !!

  18. SCM says – reply to this


    618

    This is Amazing!! I Love this Song!!! I cant stop listening to it!!! Why arent you feelin it Perez?

  19. Ilse says – reply to this


    619

    Mariah well done!!! :D

  20. Debbie says – reply to this


    620

    Perez is right, this is so dissappointing coming from Mariah. I expect more from her.

  21. enma says – reply to this


    621

    it's not bad…you're crazy..

  22. g2dalo says – reply to this


    622

    Perez ur wrong, u dumb lamb!
    Mariah's song is bangin!
    I love it… "touch my body, throw my on the floor"!

  23. mcsbest1 says – reply to this


    623

    you all are crazy the new song is amazing it surely will be a numba 1 hit!!!!

  24. Bradley says – reply to this


    624

    It's alright but she could have done a lot better than this. The hook is catchy but it's the kind of song I'd expect her to release as a 3rd or 4th single from the album, definitely not the first single!! Why is she desperate to become as generic as everyone else? Everyone knows she can't sing like she used to, so I guess that's why she has to resort to these boring, limiting songs so doesn't have to sing as much.

  25. DJAY says – reply to this


    625

    SONG IS RADIO FREINDLY .. FOR SHURE IT WILL DO GOOD ..

    PEREZ IS A WACK FAT FAG .. LAME .. OHH WELL HES DOING HIS THING

  26. KBR says – reply to this


    626

    She is very wise for not including all the bells and whistles, she's saving that for single #2. Keeping it simple is the way to go, it's fun! Enjoy it!

  27. luis says – reply to this


    627

    I'm not a Mariah's fan but this song is very Amzing!!!!

  28. Carlos jo´se says – reply to this


    628

    The is so good, mariah is marvelous this song is the next nuber one!!!!!

  29. maz says – reply to this


    629

    i love it… sure she may have better on the new album but this songs lyrics say enough to make it great…. i've got it on repeat…. i wholeheartedly disagree i love it!

    PEOPLE START LISTENIN TO THE LYRICS… they play a big part… unlike Britney they weren't written by someone paid who wasnt on crack!

  30. D says – reply to this


    630

    I think the song is awesome.
    I liked it from the first time I listened to it. It sounds very romantic and the chorus is just hypnotic. It will be a smash for sure

  31. Lisa says – reply to this


    631

    MARIAH'S OUT OF TIME AND SHE'S GOT IS 4 MINTUES! 4 MINUTES HEY!

  32. MIKEY says – reply to this


    632

    this is an excellent song and the lyrics are great…you're just hating that u don't have the voice. The song grows on you

  33. Lisa says – reply to this


    633

    MARIAH'S OUT OF TIME AND ALL SHE'S GOT IS 4 MINUTES! 4 MINUTES HEY!

  34. ajbutterfly says – reply to this


    634

    OMG, P! I love this song! Spread positivity! You love Mimi just as much as we do!! Thanks for the link!

  35. george says – reply to this


    635

    This song is really amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Another No.1 single!I bet!

  36. Mark says – reply to this


    636

    I think the song is good.

    The more you listen to it, the more you begin to like it. It isn't spectacular at first. But the hook gets in your head, and I think it is a great single to welcome her back to radio. She's very smart not to release the hottest track first. "It's Like That" didn't compare to "We Belong Together". It's a marketing scheme to get her radio friendly, so that her next song scales the charts—a format that that has brought her 17 #1 hits.

  37. juicy apples says – reply to this


    637

    give it 3 listens……100% grower…..if radio helps it out it'll be a big hit

  38. noemi says – reply to this


    638

    do you know what are you discussing about???…ladies and gentlemen….IT´S MISS MARIAH CAREY´S 18th number one song…..Touch my body…go MIMI go…

  39. CJAY says – reply to this


    639

    This joint is hot… you out yo rabbit ass mind foo

  40. samuel says – reply to this


    640

    Mariah not u best vocals! u have such an amazing gift and this is not ur best! what happen? Too much janet jackson kind of vibe! sorry! I hope this was a joke! peace

  41. MARIAH #1 FAN says – reply to this


    641

    MARIAH NEVER FAILS TO AMAZE!!!!
    SO REFRESHING TO HEAR HER VOICE AGAIN!

    THE NEW ALBUM WILL BE PHENOMENAL. EVERYONE REMEMBER HOW
    WE BELONG TOGETHER WAS THE 2ND SINGLE AND TOOK THE WORLD'S BREATH AWAY! SAME THING WILL BE TRUE THIS TIME AROUND.

    THE MORE YOU LISTEN TO IT THE CATCHIER IT GETS - MARIAH IS THE MUSIC GODDESS OF OUR TIME!

    LOVE YOU MIMI!!!

  42. Tobby says – reply to this


    642

    It's written really well.

  43. Loverboy says – reply to this


    643

    Mariah is da QUEEN of MusiC, I love "Touch my body", da remix should be hot tamalie…

  44. kiki says – reply to this


    644

    well…
    i like it…
    i was really waiing for something better, but is not horrible…

    i liked it….

  45. Fred says – reply to this


    645

    Perez Hilton sucks!!! This new mimi song is amazing! The rythm te lyrics the voice! It´s gonna be n. 1!

  46. wdaij says – reply to this


    646

    the song is amazing.
    I was expecting a club banger but I like it!

  47. bobi says – reply to this


    647

    MAriah is the best! Fuck you haters!!!

  48. weaver says – reply to this


    648

    It's a grower, and it I do not think it sucks at all….very very catchy.

  49. MIKEY says – reply to this


    649

    this song is hot

  50. heinfellner says – reply to this


    650

    amazing. like mariah carey
    its a perfect song…
    go to #1's Mimi

  51. Mariah says – reply to this


    651

    MARIAH IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. Trevor says – reply to this


    652

    I thought it was a cool song. It was original and had a cool vibe, I personally wouldn't put it in my favorite catigory, but it was worth listening to. Go MC! Your the best, cool song,
    ~TREVOR~

  53. Browen Weeks says – reply to this


    653

    PRETTY SURE MARIAH KICKS ASS!!!! THIS SONG WILL TOP JANETS FEEDCRAP!

  54. Max says – reply to this


    654

    PEREZ STOP ACTING ALL SIMON COWELL
    YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC
    MARIAH ROCK!!
    LOVE THE SONG…

  55. Madonnafan says – reply to this


    655

    I love the song.

  56. tobby says – reply to this


    656

    I like it

  57. Pedro MĂ¡ximo says – reply to this


    657

    I love it!!!!!

    Touch my body, put me on the floor
    hustle me around, play with me some more!!!

  58. George says – reply to this


    658

    Really love this song!!!
    Another No.1 single!I bet!

  59. zxcorr says – reply to this


    659

    Mariah's back with a new single! This is exciting!
    I really like the song! I think it's fresh!

  60. Craig says – reply to this


    660

    Well i like it,just simple,not sure about number 1,get it played in UK.

  61. Lucky Boy says – reply to this


    661

    The song is really nice . she is doing what she has always wanted to do musically… I mean I AM THE NUMBER ONE LAMB! With that said listen to her vocals and the way it was arranged . Sounds like a banger to me .

  62. Former Perez lover (but not now u dissed mariah) says – reply to this


    662

    what the hell would perez hilton know about music. He is fascinated with Britney Spears. Dont need to say anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. p says – reply to this


    663

    llike anything Mariah could ever be good

  64. You suck says – reply to this


    664

    You suck!!!!

  65. Newt says – reply to this


    665

    LOL No, You suck Perez! Fat ass.

  66. weaver says – reply to this


    666

    Re: david

    How is this song remotely close to We Belong Together? It is totally different. The only similarity is that it's mid tempo, but faster than WBT.

  67. filio di putana says – reply to this


    667

    When is she going to do something NEW? this is the same old garbage since charmbracalet.

  68. mc fan says – reply to this


    668

    #1 baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. Jordan says – reply to this


    669

    fuck u
    i love it!

  70. Corey Lay says – reply to this


    670

    I love it!

  71. tigger says – reply to this


    671

    yup, i'd like to touch her body!

  72. HEY says – reply to this


    672

    This new track is great. if you dont care for mariah it sucks for you cuz shes not going anywhere. she is a great person who inspires, and shes fianlly at a place in her life where she can do what she wants and make it hot. NO HAterZ

  73. honeybfly says – reply to this


    673

    the new track is off the hook crazy!!! i love it. my baby girl layed it down aigght… mariah you numba 1 already!

  74. BBBoy says – reply to this


    674

    Smells like a #1 hit

  75. Sciu says – reply to this


    675

    Where are the highs? I wanna cry!

  76. Perez has no taste... says – reply to this


    676

    I LOVE the new single. Perez your taste in music sucks, just like your fashion sense. Get over yourself. You think you're this professional critic, when you're not. Put the haterade down.

  77. BRR_WBT says – reply to this


    677

    THIS SONG IS SOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. Ila says – reply to this


    678

    That's a very nice song…. stop hating!!!

  79. JEJEDS says – reply to this


    679

    FABULOUS ! NEW MARIAH !!

    Merci de la France !!!

    Bye Bye !!!

  80. McBailey says – reply to this


    680

    I think it's amazing, completely captivating and almost hypnotic, her voice is still angelic. The beat is sweet and smooth. Simple yet beautiful. The lyrics are clever and undoubtedly have Mariah written all over it ;) Believe me, we really don't care if you don't like it, most likely you are in denial, either way, this song will go far, as well as the other singles she will release. MC IS BACK!

  81. Gustavo says – reply to this


    681

    I loved all full and Brazil are enjoying Mariah carey is super good in the making
    A great success !!!!!!!!!!!

  82. And you care because ? says – reply to this


    682

    What were ya'll expecting ? The guy has no tastes.
    Clean your ears please.

  83. Michke says – reply to this


    683

    I am a big fan of britney spears. But I have to admit that this song is pretty good :)

  84. Antonio says – reply to this


    684

    Me gusta
    I like it

  85. katelin says – reply to this


    685

    Re: Nathan

    Hmm. Listen to songs like "Nobody's Perfect" and then tell me what a boring song is. Madonna has no originality when she tries to be "artsy," she hasn't been able to get a smash since Austin Powers. 2 years ago Mariah released We Belong Together as a SECOND single and it spent 16 weeks at the top. Where has Madonna been? First single is very strategic and not necessarily the BEST song on the album.

  86. wp says – reply to this


    686

    wonderful. Mariah is Mariah

  87. AM says – reply to this


    687

    I think its a good catchy song, I think its a grower rather than a shower . lol, just not what I expected, thought she was gonna bring a hot uptempo for the first single… her voice sounds gooooood on it, I like her lower register more.. the video better be hot… and u know the remix of this will pack serious heat!

  88. just another person says – reply to this


    688

    Perez you motherfucker!! This song is amazing! You wouldn't know talent if it bit you in the ass!

  89. Listener says – reply to this


    689

    not my choice for 1st single. what happened to That Chick or Migrate? i think its a good song nonetheless, but something i wouldn't have selected for a lead-off single that everyone is highly anticipating.

  90. F-Rod says – reply to this


    690

    I think the new song is hot.

  91. Ainz says – reply to this


    691

    its a sweet song song, adorable even. i love it. great new song frm mariah. well done!!!!!!!! keep it up MC.

  92. lance says – reply to this


    692

    LOVE ITTTTTTTT…. GO MC

  93. Ro says – reply to this


    693

    Ur a dirty pink fat cow perez…its u who sucks
    not mariah, always after her ass…get a life please

  94. cass says – reply to this


    694

    Just like everything else she has done perfection. ITS AN AWSUM SONG. When i think she cant top her last album she comes out with a wonderful single like that. For all those who think less screw you. You all get off on hatin on Mariah then i feel bad for u all. GOOD JOB MARIAH keep shuttin these haters up.

  95. The song is Amazing! says – reply to this


    695

    Amazing song!!!!!!!!!!! It's gonna be #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The hoof is sooooooo catchy, all the radios playing it right now! OMG!!

  96. Jason says – reply to this


    696

    Well..Perez you have your right to give an opinion on whatever you please. You may think it sucks..but it's awesome..and this song is going to be #1 on the radio stations…soo WATCH OUT NEW MARIAH TAKIN OVER 2008!!

  97. stardust says – reply to this


    697

    she's always gonna have lovers and haters. harsh comments like yours will not make any difference. i'm sure fans will buy her album and will make this one add millions to her already 160 million+-selling track record.

  98. RheartsMC says – reply to this


    698

    Okay, wasnt so sure at first .. but after a few listens im now addicted. I LOVE IT, hot chill beat, great lyrics perfect first single off E=MC2!!!!

  99. Aladerri says – reply to this


    699

    This song is fresh and love the sound, you will be eating up your words when she reach her 18 # 1 with this song!

    Alex

  100. AlP says – reply to this


    700

    Very nice song

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