New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm




OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
MADONNA'S NEW SONG IS HOT HOT HOT
OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
OMG IT'S FANTASTIC
IT IS AVERAGE…LISTEN TO THE LYRICS IDIOTS. IT'S LAME. SOUNDS LIKE HER OLD SONGS…NO ORIGINALITY!!!
IT IS AVERAGE…LISTEN TO THE LYRICS IDIOTS. IT'S LAME. SOUNDS LIKE HER OLD SONGS…NO ORIGINALITY!!!
Madonna is going to KILL her ass!
divine!
I'm not feeling it at all. I had to try to like emancipation of mimi, but I don't like touch my body at all. Two years for an average song?
IS AMAZING… sounds good and resound in the head!!!! VERY GOOD JOB MIMIIIII!! I love Ya!!!!
damn….hot song, great beat LOVE IT!
Very Catchy! But the exact same beat as `Always Be My Baby`!! But, I must admit, really like it! A nice little song. A Grower !!
This is Amazing!! I Love this Song!!! I cant stop listening to it!!! Why arent you feelin it Perez?
Mariah well done!!!
Perez is right, this is so dissappointing coming from Mariah. I expect more from her.
it's not bad…you're crazy..
Perez ur wrong, u dumb lamb!
Mariah's song is bangin!
I love it… "touch my body, throw my on the floor"!
you all are crazy the new song is amazing it surely will be a numba 1 hit!!!!
It's alright but she could have done a lot better than this. The hook is catchy but it's the kind of song I'd expect her to release as a 3rd or 4th single from the album, definitely not the first single!! Why is she desperate to become as generic as everyone else? Everyone knows she can't sing like she used to, so I guess that's why she has to resort to these boring, limiting songs so doesn't have to sing as much.
SONG IS RADIO FREINDLY .. FOR SHURE IT WILL DO GOOD ..
PEREZ IS A WACK FAT FAG .. LAME .. OHH WELL HES DOING HIS THING
She is very wise for not including all the bells and whistles, she's saving that for single #2. Keeping it simple is the way to go, it's fun! Enjoy it!
I'm not a Mariah's fan but this song is very Amzing!!!!
The is so good, mariah is marvelous this song is the next nuber one!!!!!
i love it… sure she may have better on the new album but this songs lyrics say enough to make it great…. i've got it on repeat…. i wholeheartedly disagree i love it!
PEOPLE START LISTENIN TO THE LYRICS… they play a big part… unlike Britney they weren't written by someone paid who wasnt on crack!
I think the song is awesome.
I liked it from the first time I listened to it. It sounds very romantic and the chorus is just hypnotic. It will be a smash for sure
MARIAH'S OUT OF TIME AND SHE'S GOT IS 4 MINTUES! 4 MINUTES HEY!
this is an excellent song and the lyrics are great…you're just hating that u don't have the voice. The song grows on you
MARIAH'S OUT OF TIME AND ALL SHE'S GOT IS 4 MINUTES! 4 MINUTES HEY!
OMG, P! I love this song! Spread positivity! You love Mimi just as much as we do!! Thanks for the link!
This song is really amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another No.1 single!I bet!
I think the song is good.
The more you listen to it, the more you begin to like it. It isn't spectacular at first. But the hook gets in your head, and I think it is a great single to welcome her back to radio. She's very smart not to release the hottest track first. "It's Like That" didn't compare to "We Belong Together". It's a marketing scheme to get her radio friendly, so that her next song scales the charts—a format that that has brought her 17 #1 hits.
give it 3 listens……100% grower…..if radio helps it out it'll be a big hit
do you know what are you discussing about???…ladies and gentlemen….IT´S MISS MARIAH CAREY´S 18th number one song…..Touch my body…go MIMI go…
This joint is hot… you out yo rabbit ass mind foo
Mariah not u best vocals! u have such an amazing gift and this is not ur best! what happen? Too much janet jackson kind of vibe! sorry! I hope this was a joke! peace
MARIAH NEVER FAILS TO AMAZE!!!!
SO REFRESHING TO HEAR HER VOICE AGAIN!
THE NEW ALBUM WILL BE PHENOMENAL. EVERYONE REMEMBER HOW
WE BELONG TOGETHER WAS THE 2ND SINGLE AND TOOK THE WORLD'S BREATH AWAY! SAME THING WILL BE TRUE THIS TIME AROUND.
THE MORE YOU LISTEN TO IT THE CATCHIER IT GETS - MARIAH IS THE MUSIC GODDESS OF OUR TIME!
LOVE YOU MIMI!!!
It's written really well.
Mariah is da QUEEN of MusiC, I love "Touch my body", da remix should be hot tamalie…
well…
i like it…
i was really waiing for something better, but is not horrible…
i liked it….
Perez Hilton sucks!!! This new mimi song is amazing! The rythm te lyrics the voice! It´s gonna be n. 1!
the song is amazing.
I was expecting a club banger but I like it!
MAriah is the best! Fuck you haters!!!
It's a grower, and it I do not think it sucks at all….very very catchy.
this song is hot
amazing. like mariah carey
its a perfect song…
go to #1's Mimi
MARIAH IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was a cool song. It was original and had a cool vibe, I personally wouldn't put it in my favorite catigory, but it was worth listening to. Go MC! Your the best, cool song,
~TREVOR~
PRETTY SURE MARIAH KICKS ASS!!!! THIS SONG WILL TOP JANETS FEEDCRAP!
PEREZ STOP ACTING ALL SIMON COWELL
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC
MARIAH ROCK!!
LOVE THE SONG…
I love the song.
I like it
I love it!!!!!
Touch my body, put me on the floor
hustle me around, play with me some more!!!
Really love this song!!!
Another No.1 single!I bet!
Mariah's back with a new single! This is exciting!
I really like the song! I think it's fresh!
Well i like it,just simple,not sure about number 1,get it played in UK.
The song is really nice . she is doing what she has always wanted to do musically… I mean I AM THE NUMBER ONE LAMB! With that said listen to her vocals and the way it was arranged . Sounds like a banger to me .
what the hell would perez hilton know about music. He is fascinated with Britney Spears. Dont need to say anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
llike anything Mariah could ever be good
You suck!!!!
LOL No, You suck Perez! Fat ass.
Re: david –
How is this song remotely close to We Belong Together? It is totally different. The only similarity is that it's mid tempo, but faster than WBT.
When is she going to do something NEW? this is the same old garbage since charmbracalet.
#1 baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck u
i love it!
I love it!
yup, i'd like to touch her body!
This new track is great. if you dont care for mariah it sucks for you cuz shes not going anywhere. she is a great person who inspires, and shes fianlly at a place in her life where she can do what she wants and make it hot. NO HAterZ
the new track is off the hook crazy!!! i love it. my baby girl layed it down aigght… mariah you numba 1 already!
Smells like a #1 hit
Where are the highs? I wanna cry!
I LOVE the new single. Perez your taste in music sucks, just like your fashion sense. Get over yourself. You think you're this professional critic, when you're not. Put the haterade down.
THIS SONG IS SOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a very nice song…. stop hating!!!
FABULOUS ! NEW MARIAH !!
Merci de la France !!!
Bye Bye !!!
I think it's amazing, completely captivating and almost hypnotic, her voice is still angelic. The beat is sweet and smooth. Simple yet beautiful. The lyrics are clever and undoubtedly have Mariah written all over it
Believe me, we really don't care if you don't like it, most likely you are in denial, either way, this song will go far, as well as the other singles she will release. MC IS BACK!
I loved all full and Brazil are enjoying Mariah carey is super good in the making
A great success !!!!!!!!!!!
What were ya'll expecting ? The guy has no tastes.
Clean your ears please.
I am a big fan of britney spears. But I have to admit that this song is pretty good
Me gusta
I like it
Re: Nathan –
Hmm. Listen to songs like "Nobody's Perfect" and then tell me what a boring song is. Madonna has no originality when she tries to be "artsy," she hasn't been able to get a smash since Austin Powers. 2 years ago Mariah released We Belong Together as a SECOND single and it spent 16 weeks at the top. Where has Madonna been? First single is very strategic and not necessarily the BEST song on the album.
wonderful. Mariah is Mariah
I think its a good catchy song, I think its a grower rather than a shower . lol, just not what I expected, thought she was gonna bring a hot uptempo for the first single… her voice sounds gooooood on it, I like her lower register more.. the video better be hot… and u know the remix of this will pack serious heat!
Perez you motherfucker!! This song is amazing! You wouldn't know talent if it bit you in the ass!
not my choice for 1st single. what happened to That Chick or Migrate? i think its a good song nonetheless, but something i wouldn't have selected for a lead-off single that everyone is highly anticipating.
I think the new song is hot.
its a sweet song song, adorable even. i love it. great new song frm mariah. well done!!!!!!!! keep it up MC.
LOVE ITTTTTTTT…. GO MC
Ur a dirty pink fat cow perez…its u who sucks
not mariah, always after her ass…get a life please
Just like everything else she has done perfection. ITS AN AWSUM SONG. When i think she cant top her last album she comes out with a wonderful single like that. For all those who think less screw you. You all get off on hatin on Mariah then i feel bad for u all. GOOD JOB MARIAH keep shuttin these haters up.
Amazing song!!!!!!!!!!! It's gonna be #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The hoof is sooooooo catchy, all the radios playing it right now! OMG!!
Well..Perez you have your right to give an opinion on whatever you please. You may think it sucks..but it's awesome..and this song is going to be #1 on the radio stations…soo WATCH OUT NEW MARIAH TAKIN OVER 2008!!
she's always gonna have lovers and haters. harsh comments like yours will not make any difference. i'm sure fans will buy her album and will make this one add millions to her already 160 million+-selling track record.
Okay, wasnt so sure at first .. but after a few listens im now addicted. I LOVE IT, hot chill beat, great lyrics perfect first single off E=MC2!!!!
This song is fresh and love the sound, you will be eating up your words when she reach her 18 # 1 with this song!
Alex
Very nice song