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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. ben says – reply to this


    701

    i am die hard mariah but its not that great at all - how is this a better follow up to MIMI?? kinda disappointed.

  2. lUvit says – reply to this


    702

    sounds different, thats gOOd..

  3. A-dawg says – reply to this


    703

    WAT THE HELL R U TSLKIN' ABOUT!!!!?????? this song is the song! i love it!!!!! GGGGGGOOOO MMMMIIIIIMMMMMIIIIIIdo yo thang!

  4. Ana Paula says – reply to this


    704

    I looooooooved it!!!
    REALLY
    After reading this I thought it was terrible…
    COME ON!!!

    It's a very hot song, it's gonna be fixed inside people heads
    It's easy to sing, It's tasty hahahaha

    LOVED IT

    Mariah's Back FINALLY!!!!

  5. BRR_WBT says – reply to this


    705

    LYRICS:

    I know that you been waiting for it, I'm waiting too
    In my imagination I be all up on you
    I know you got that fever for me, 102
    And boy I know I feel the same my temperature's through the roof

    If its a camera up in here, then it's gon' leave with me when I do
    If its a camera up in here, then I best not catch this flick on Youtube.
    Cause if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
    I will hunt you down
    Cause they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
    But this is private, 'tween you and I

  6. ROMMEL says – reply to this


    706

    JUST ok. Nothing special.

  7. Smith says – reply to this


    707

    The song does not suck and it is not average. It is a cool, smooth, catchy, song and it will do well. You absolutely love Janet's songs and they are not doing so well so obviously your opinion means nothing when it comes to the majority taste.

  8. Amazing says – reply to this


    708

    It's HOT!

  9. Juan says – reply to this


    709

    I'm not a fan of Perez, and people are followers, its like they don't have an opinion. If Perez, would've said it was good, people would have agreed. I personally think the song is awesome, it reminds of breakdown. It's a good radio fun type of song…GO Mariah, you never fail to impress.

  10. Drubina brown says – reply to this


    710

    In spite of the crap that you just said, I think the song was brilliant! for once she didn't yelp her high pitched voice off! she actually sung!!! as for you perez hilton.. get a real job.. and a better alias!!! You mong!!! xx

  11. Ryan says – reply to this


    711

    I think the Song is Great; Easy on the Ears; Im a true Lamb, Like honestly; I love Mimi. But im just glad she isn't Belting out on this track, because we all know she can, weather you like her or not; Keeps us guessing on whats in Store. Its not a "We Belong Together" Then again, what song is…
    Great Job Mariah.

  12. kisie says – reply to this


    712

    I have to admit….she struck gold with We belong together so she is still holding on to that "type" of sound, but the truth remains…..her real fans will love it!!! I bet it will for sure be a hit!! I love it….. :)

  13. p.o.p. says – reply to this


    713

    stop the hati it's the sh*t,shout to trick,dream,and the biggest selling female artist of all time,mariah carey.

  14. wakko says – reply to this


    714

    it's a good song

  15. ben says – reply to this


    715

    I love this song. Not sure what you are going on about.

    I guess you will look like the silly one when it takes off!!! Listen again Perez, we don't want you left behind.

  16. JOANNA says – reply to this


    716

    LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!
    What's wrong with you Perez? It's a HOT track!! Mimi does it again!

  17. gustavo says – reply to this


    717

    Perez why you handle and make better ???????
    It is disappointing that you !!!!!!!!
    Die of envy

  18. B' Barcelona says – reply to this


    718

    SO HOT:

    Love the chorus:

    Touch my body, put me on the floor, wrestle me around, play with me some more
    Touch my body, throw me on the bed, I just wanna make you feel like you never did
    Touch my body, let me rub my thighs, all around your waist, just a little taste
    Touch my body, know you love my curves, come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body

  19. George2009 says – reply to this


    719

    This song is amazing!!!
    Another No.1 it ,I bet!!!!!!!!!!

  20. alyssa says – reply to this


    720

    Re: MC 4-Ever!
    yea imma have to agree with you on this mariah is doing something different than spelling words in a song, and im tired of hearing the same shit on the fucking radio day after day its time for mimi to change the game its refreshing to hear music on the radio where people can actually sing!!!

  21. T says – reply to this


    721

    It sounds like all of her other songs.boo hoo

  22. ash says – reply to this


    722

    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. ash says – reply to this


    723

    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. ash says – reply to this


    724

    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. ash says – reply to this


    725

    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. ash says – reply to this


    726

    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. ash says – reply to this


    727

    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. ash says – reply to this


    728

    MARIAHS 18th NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. AfricanLitchi says – reply to this


    729

    Easy listening. Not THAT mediocre. makes a pleasant change from the decibel-splitting shrieking she's famous for. Yeech!

  30. Bandido says – reply to this


    730

    I like the song, I am sure it will do amazing. Can't wait for the album.

    As for Perez, please go see Kanye's moms Plastic Surgeon you flugly slut.

  31. johan odelfalk says – reply to this


    731

    A very smooth and beatiful song. I love IT!

  32. Renato says – reply to this


    732

    Amazing. Mariah is back

  33. Cory says – reply to this


    733

    It doesn't suck! it will grow on you perez. Mariah forever!

  34. Mesudaelcoño says – reply to this


    734

    Tu la verdad es q eres bastante especialito bonita… apuesto q eres de los q luego la canta en el wc cepillo en mano, mirandose al espejo (gran espejo)…

  35. Beery2001 says – reply to this


    735

    Classic Mariah back to her best again! Bring on number her 18th number 1!!

  36. lana says – reply to this


    736

    yah screw you perez- she's SO much more fabulous than you'll ever be!!!

  37. Amanda says – reply to this


    737

    MC new single Touch My Body sounds amazing and all the haters need to stop because its HOT her new single!!!

  38. Becky says – reply to this


    738

    I luv it!!!
    Melody is so simple, but her voice make the song very special!!
    Mariah Carey is amazing all times!!!!!!!

    GO MIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. eddiecarey says – reply to this


    739

    This is the true MARIAH! She doesnt need to make a song so different from what she really is, or live up to Perez's expectation. But its just her. Its Mariah, people! Its what's been selling like hot cakes all this while.

  40. B' from Barcelona says – reply to this


    740

    Loving the hot new song by Mariah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It must be a HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. This is weak even for her says – reply to this


    741

    This is what I waited this long for? What garbage!

  42. we-g says – reply to this


    742

    Mariah's New Song Is Hot!!!!!! You Just Don't Know Good R&B When You Hear It. I'll Tell You This It's better Than Mary's new Song "Fine"

  43. Annica says – reply to this


    743

    Are you crazy!!! It was really good!! We REAL lambs think it was a great song!! Love all Mariah songs!!!

  44. Alex29a says – reply to this


    744

    Another No.1 hit!!!I bet!!!!
    So amazing!

  45. Chris Brazil says – reply to this


    745

    Touch My Body is perfect !!!!!
    Very good. Is success!
    Go Mimi! Go E=MC²!

  46. Pabbs says – reply to this


    746

    LOVE MARIAH AND THE NEW SOOOOOONG!

  47. thedanimal says – reply to this


    747

    The song rocks, you crazy girl!

  48. Fredo says – reply to this


    748

    THIS SONG IZ STR8T FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PREDICT IT….SONG OF THE SPRING/SUMMER!!!! SMASH #1 HIT!!!!!

  49. Kevin the MAN says – reply to this


    749

    I'm a huuuuuuuuuuge Mariah fan and I was waiting for the new song for months but I have to admit…this song is really boring!!!

    So sad…:(

  50. vj says – reply to this


    750

    You sucks! This is amazing song! Mariah is #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  51. court says – reply to this


    751

    it's great, mariah didnt disappoint

  52. B. says – reply to this


    752

    This Song Just Got Send Out & I'm Already Playing It Like Crazy. I Can Not Hate On Mimi. This Song Is New & Fresh & Beats Every Other Artist Right Off The Charts! Damn This Is Really Mariah & Ya'll REAL Fans Know & Feel Her Humor,Loveliness,Fun-Loving,Spiritual Soul!!!!!!!!! With The Video It's Gonna Be Off The Chains Fo Sure. B.

  53. Alex says – reply to this


    753

    32 and loving the new song.. very laid back track. Sexual, slow jam but not to be mistaken for a ballad. Fresh Beat… Her balads will be monster, her ballads is where she is now generating her # 1 hits, she is sticking to more of a hip hop feel of which she relates and loves. If you don't love Touch my Body, then it will grow on you, it will be playing on everyone's radio stations in a matter of time.

    AlexNDallasTX

  54. awesome says – reply to this


    754

    loves it

  55. MC#1fan22 says – reply to this


    755

    PEREZ HOW COULD U???? U DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC! HER NEW SINGLE IS THE SH**, AND YOUR JUST A HATER

  56. Becky says – reply to this


    756

    hey it's amazing!! The melody is kinda simple but her voice make the song very special!! Go Mimi!! Get your 18th No.1!!!!

  57. Max says – reply to this


    757

    I love the new song!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Go Mimi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. chris says – reply to this


    758

    LOVED IT haha. will be listening to it nonstop for the next few months and even years :D mariah will never burn out!

  59. MC LAMB says – reply to this


    759

    #1 fOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. mauro says – reply to this


    760

    when the album opens with sales in excess of 600.000 WE will be LAUGHING…
    THIS IS ALWAYS BE MY BABY 2008.
    LOVE IT OR HATE IT MARIAH IS THE BEST

  61. Cami says – reply to this


    761

    This song is SO HOT!
    It will be a #1!

  62. Ethan says – reply to this


    762

    Hey Perez, that's a matter of opinion… Check out the first review of the single:

    MARIAH CAREY
    "Touch My Body"
    (Island/IDJMG)

    How does an artist follow-up one of their biggest selling albums that included two number one singles when most had written the artist off as a causality of being relevant or not? If you're Mariah Carey, you keep it simple, and that's one thing MC has done with her debut single from her forthcoming album, E=MC². "Touch My Body" (co-written and produced with Tricky Stewart and The-Dream) is the perfect lead track to re-ignite her most passionate fan base, who've kept her relevant through good times and bad… times are pretty good for Mariah nowadays! This mid-tempo track is pure fun, sounding at times reminiscent of another Carey gem, "Always Be My Baby," but yet different enough to sound like something totally fresh and new. Mariah's vocal range is also kept in check and fits the song to perfection. The hypnotic "Touch My Body… My Body" hook is sure to stick after one-listen. While the thought of Mariah Carey exceeding expectations remains a question, simply because the bar she's set is so high, matching them is a good way to start. This "body" of work sounds like a hit! BET ON IT!
    (Burke's Best Bet)
    Source: Bob Burke - FMQB

  63. Fre says – reply to this


    763

    Good song, not her best… We belong together was better.

  64. DJ says – reply to this


    764

    yuck! disappointed as expected. mariah had a fluke hot album, but now she's back to her lame ass charmbracelet crap. not good at all.

  65. yes4me says – reply to this


    765

    I love it!
    I didn't really like Mariah's last project, but this one sounds promising to me, I really like the first single.

    And I don't think it sucks or even mediocr,e it's melodic and catchy.

    "Touch my body, put me on the floor.." LOL!

  66. NataliaRU29 says – reply to this


    766

    I love it! I adore it! It's exactly kind of song that has been anticipated. It catches you from the very beginning and you sing it over and over again.

    Lyrics, ha-ha :) They are funny, and new. I like it. I also loved that she did not try to hit the highest notes, ruining her voice. The song sounds so sweet and lovely :)

  67. mimi forever says – reply to this


    767

    u asking what is special about it?..listen to the words!!!..they r very uniqe!!
    and mariah's voice is more than amazing,,it's more clearer and reminds me of the old mariah!!!..yes the voice is here..the diva is here!!!

  68. Peter says – reply to this


    768

    you guys just jealous and love, LOVE to hate. the single finally,finally arrived and it gonna be on the top of the charts! and perez, shut up, you're mediocrity, hmm wait, maybe even lower! and lower!

  69. chris says – reply to this


    769

    wow wow wow mariah carey you rock my world!!!!touch my body it's gonna be numb 1

  70. Boe says – reply to this


    770

    This song is awesome!!!!!!!!!

  71. Travis says – reply to this


    771

    ITS AMAZING… the first time u hear it, it sounds kinda ordinary but listen to it again and it gets stuck in your head!

  72. andy says – reply to this


    772

    YA'll so jealous Of MIMi perfcet she can sing touch my body but don't need show her ass to sell cds TMB Perfct ♥♥♥

  73. Gabrielle-Mariah says – reply to this


    773

    ♥ 'Touch My Body' - shows a sexy but sensitive side to MC - anything she comes up with is amazing!!! ♥ you Mariah x

  74. Luca says – reply to this


    774

    I love this song…. mimi is amazing

  75. cake says – reply to this


    775

    Like this is a surprise that she sucks?? Mimbo is the most overated chipmunk of them all!

  76. cake says – reply to this


    776

    Like this is a surprise that she sucks?? Mimbo is the most overated chipmunk of them all!

  77. Pedro Felix says – reply to this


    777

    I love the song!!!! GO MARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. HAHA says – reply to this


    778

    Perez this ent mediocre its shitter lol. So So So Bad haha this is actually funnt the world so called greatest singer she dusnt even use her vocals in this songit kills i hate it and i actually like the majoroity of mimi's music but defo nt this nt this at all. poor mariah haha 2 funny lets crown it already 2008's shittiest song.

  79. JOHN says – reply to this


    779

    I DON?^T LIKE THAT SONG.. :( (
    quite an average song

  80. Perez Fucking Hilton says – reply to this


    780

    What do i think? I think ur fucking sissy comment sucks. Just like urself -boring, unaccomplished D-lister, and LESS than average.

  81. Kuri says – reply to this


    781

    It's so Mariah… i dig it

  82. LAMBZRUS says – reply to this


    782

    YOU SUCK THIS IS THE SHIT!!! WHAT CAN YOUR FAT ASS DO BESIDES TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE

  83. Liz says – reply to this


    783

    I love it!! mariah does a good job of keeping up with what's new. and that's a problem with most "old school" artists. You just need to sit back and listen to it with an open mind.

  84. Touch MY Body is HOT TAMALE!!! says – reply to this


    784

    Perez you need to check your ears and clean all the wax out cause her song sounds amazing and its going to be a #1 and to all the haters just want to remind you mariah has 17 number ones and this will be her 18th!!!!

  85. Merry says – reply to this


    785

    Perez, you got this one wrong, the song IS great! You need to listen a few more times…maybe your just a little slow at knowing a hit when you here one. The hook is amazing!! :)

  86. LOVE IT!!!! says – reply to this


    786

    Shes BAAAACk!! So what she didnt do those high notes…That comes later!

  87. Alex says – reply to this


    787

    This WILL be number 18 go Mariah. I love this song it is so addictive.

  88. sarah says – reply to this


    788

    well, i think its amazing. (:

  89. Pathetic says – reply to this


    789

    Now how pathetic is it that MariahDaily.com put a link directly here for the lambs to come respond with positive comments? You people are fucking nuts. I am an old school MC fan, and this song fucking sucks. What planet is she on? This woman is 38 years old next months and this is the crap she comes out with. Get ready for breakdown number two. She has just lost yet another fan

  90. Bia says – reply to this


    790

    I luvvv The song perfct TMB will become 18º number 1# Mariahh 4 ever

  91. Gianni says – reply to this


    791

    To be honest, I thought is wasn't as good as I was expecting it, but it seems that it is a real gem. You really wanna listen to it over and over again.

    Happy Valentine to all those who will be able to "dance" it in the bedroom.

  92. Mateo says – reply to this


    792

    Perez..Hunn,

    You must not be listening clearly. I think you may have changed your hair color to many times, but this is a hit!!

    I had to hear it again , but its got the hook, beat and the baddest vocalist around.

    Work It Mimi !!! Touch my body girl!! lol

  93. Andre says – reply to this


    793

    I think the song holds a simplicity to it that R&B actually is missing. I ENJOYED the song because it was soft, got to the point, and I could listen to it without wanting to cut off any-where in-between. I'm NOT sorry to say that this album will enjoy as much if not more success than the Emancipation of Mimi because it sounds fresh, original. We all know what Mariah can do. This song is just the tip of the iceberg to an Album we have highly anticipated! The song is a well-balanced, yet scrumptious meal!

  94. memecherry says – reply to this


    794

    Blah…. This song is soooo blah…. For all the fucking hype around it, goes to show shit that is hyped up is hyped up for a reason, cuz it SUCKS!!!!

    Go back into the studio Mariah, and write a damn SONG!! Not a damn nursery rhyme to a bland midtempo beat….

  95. kristle says – reply to this


    795

    THIS SONG IS SOOO GooD! omg i luv this. mimi rawks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. Jazz45234 says – reply to this


    796

    its good stuff!

  97. gustavo says – reply to this


    797

    mariah parabens otimo single vc é d+
    o Brasil te ama

  98. Roger Mendez says – reply to this


    798

    Amazing! That's all I can say. Her new song is most def a good single. I like it and the responses I've been getting have been nothing but love and support! "Touch My Body" IS OFF DA CHAIN!!!!

  99. JEO says – reply to this


    799

    IT SUCKS!!!!

  100. LmA says – reply to this


    800

    THIS IS HOT!!! MC IS BACK!!

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