New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm




i like the song it is fresh….. mariah is the best …… i think this new album is another number one for her
Hi. before listening to TOUCHE MY BODY. I was listening to WITHOUT YOU .
————————-> NO FEELING————————–EMOTIONAL
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i think that everything is said . I'm sorry but WHO can deny it ?
the music is so perfect you are a idiot perez
mariah is best ever!!!
the music is sweet!!
perfect melody!!
go mariah
BRAZIL LOVE YOU
This Song Just Got Send Out & I'm Already Playing It Like Crazy. I Can Not Hate On Mimi. This Song Is New & Fresh & Beats Every Other Artist Right Off The Charts! Damn This Is Really Mariah & Ya'll REAL Fans Know & Feel Her Humor,Loveliness,Fun-Loving,Spiritual Soul!!!!!!!!!
Well i am huge mariah fan, i love the sog, but she can do better
THE NEW SONG IS HOT LIKE MC! GO MARIAH!
I love this new song
Ur editor sucks!
HOTT!!!! This is Fiyahh!
Man, I loved it, I just can't stop listeninggggg it
Touch my body y'all. I loved it
and why does this PINK FAT COW use the word 'we' to say 'I'
ugh
i jus hate u perez hilton
USE UR REAL NAME firstly
fat shit.
shiteous.. its god awful. Man i wish she would retire already.. all of her music sounds dated. Nothing innovative about this womans musical sense
Are you crazy? The song is catchy, amazing.. love it..!
well we we were expecting something better than we belong together but the her new single doesn't even get closed to we belong together i hope there's another song that they really thing is going to be a hit mariah if you read this plz change your new single put another one because it really gonna suck it's ok but its not that good
LOVE IT, ONE OF HER BEST SONGS
Perez–Some of the shit you say is so scandalous, because you dont like somethings, it doesnt necesarily mean that its bad.
The song is fun, has a cool fun beat. Not clubbish, but not "cut your wrist open" slow
Its good! Her first release off of the Emancipation of Mimi, I didnt really care for, but it was a good start for an EXPLOSIVE record. Keep in mind, she might just be building it up…
it's just amazing!!!!!!
and the best is coming…….
I love it ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
it really is amazing, so smooth and sexy, Mariah really sounds relaxed and cool!
i am from brazil
this lover marish´s
ohhh my god
i lover this songs….huuu i am breakdown rs
gooooooooooooooooo mariah
With Pariz certainty voice for a musica would not have capacity much less as this…
I LOVE THE SINGLE!!! The best one so far!! i would crank this song up in my jetta! love it so much already! i've listened to this song so many times already! perez… u are out of ur mind!!! u need to listen to it more often til u finally realize this is the best work mariah has ever done!!! GO MARIAH!!!
The song is really cool, the beat is kinda slow, but the more times i hear the song i love it more and more….
Perez dont be so dramatic….the song is GOOOOOD!!!!!
Don't be bitter.
You are all shades of wrong.
This cut is hot!!!
This song is going ’cause a lot people to get hurt, in a good way.
Whoever gave you the authority to critique songs should be skinned dipped in hot oil and burnt. This is PERFECT 2008 Mariah strategy, you think her, LA Reid, JD and her entire gang dont know what there doing. Thats the problem with you people, she constantly delivers in excess so when she gives something less mind blowing you get dissapointed, she's not your freaking high so get off her case. This song is straight simple, mainstream and will appeal to a broad audience including all her fans, AND it is just an intro to the amazing work which will follow.
"Touch My Body" is AWSOME - GO MARIAH!!!
love it!!
wonderful!!!!!!!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant get the hook out of my head!
good but not as a leading single !!!!
Man, Why didn't y'all didn't like it? Just put the pride aside.
The song is fu**ing good, you cannot say all that things.
MC rocks life. The song is amazing. Period. The Evolution of Mariah. A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.
Touch my Bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this song!?
I love it so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't stop hearing!
Mariah is the best singer EVER!!!!
LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this song is amzing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love the beat!!and come on perez you are the one that said you liked the new janet' song which is really a crap so please shout the fuck up
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i love mariah so much and have been a fan for 15 yrs. i hope she comes up with a better second single cause this doesnt cut it. i hoped for a club banger.
"Touch My Body" is the opening track for the album, and I personally believe once the music video debuts people will rethink their views of the song, because I have a feeling it is a comedic thing, and taken with the song it will be incredibly cute. People might be taken aback, it is a bit different from the Mariah we know, but then again, that seems to be a constant with Mariah (think: Sprung), just a step different from before, but something about it is the same. I think it is a cute song already, something for the girls and guys in their cars, and then when this comes on, they can bump it. There is no point in telling the Lambs, that they're wasting their time on this site, with whoever is the page moderator, so I'll just leave this comment instead.
Perez, you got this one wrong, the song IS great! You need to listen a few more times…maybe your just a little slow at knowing a hit when you HEAR one. The hook is amazing!!
i LiKE iT
wtf perez yuor soo damn critical i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it who cares what you think anyway
Inventive…yet so random!?!? Oh I'm sure it will only take a couple more listens and I will enjoy it for what it is!
I like this! It's hot!
PEREZ U SUX
perez! please dont be a hater..
this is the hotness and will be # 1.
crazy
I LOVE the new mariah song i think the chorus is really catchy and i think her vocals are perfect….no need to constantly go over the top and hit high notes on every song…..we all know she can do it anyway lol. But anyways i think its great!!!! GO MC!!
Hey Perez, thankfully I don't agree with you either on your fascination with Janet's crappy lead single (& worse video). Not to mention Paula Abdul's. Here's the first review of Mariah's single, from FMQB:
MARIAH CAREY
"Touch My Body"
(Island/IDJMG)
How does an artist follow-up one of their biggest selling albums that included two number one singles when most had written the artist off as a causality of being relevant or not? If you're Mariah Carey, you keep it simple, and that's one thing MC has done with her debut single from her forthcoming album, E=MC². "Touch My Body" (co-written and produced with Tricky Stewart and The-Dream) is the perfect lead track to re-ignite her most passionate fan base, who've kept her relevant through good times and bad… times are pretty good for Mariah nowadays! This mid-tempo track is pure fun, sounding at times reminiscent of another Carey gem, "Always Be My Baby," but yet different enough to sound like something totally fresh and new. Mariah's vocal range is also kept in check and fits the song to perfection. The hypnotic "Touch My Body… My Body" hook is sure to stick after one-listen. While the thought of Mariah Carey exceeding expectations remains a question, simply because the bar she's set is so high, matching them is a good way to start. This "body" of work sounds like a hit! BET ON IT!
(Burke's Best Bet)
Source: Bob Burke - FMQB
this song is awesome!!! WIll be #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah DIVA 4ever!!!! Best selling female artist of all time!
Perez fuck you
This music is perfect! Hot tamale!
mariah is a hitmaker. she knows what she is doing. the song is definately a grower. can't wait for the video and the rest of the album! YAY MARIAH!
it catchy , after the few times i heard it now i really like it
This song is so catchy!!!!!
I love it!
GO MMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this song it's wonderful! sweet and tender… non capisci un azz!!
Average (more specifically "not over the top") is what she needed. She started pulling it back together with Emacipation, but this song finally shows she can make a kick ass, catchy as fuck song without belting out like a train whistle at the end (although, when done appropriately, it fits).
I was bothered that the ending just sort of trailed off with out a big bang at first, but then I realized that this actually made the song better. Of course she could have wailed at the end, instead, the song fades out leaving you wanting more. At least it did me.
oooooooooooooohhhh my god I love this tune!!!
I think it's a fab new sound and is going to be huge
Love you much mc
Yall aint got nuthen to do but hate on mariah get a fukken life. The point is why yall sitten here on hte computer haten she maken money and number 1's and could give a fukk less on what yall think bet dis shit go #1
Fantastic Song! Number 1! 18°!!!!!!
I think that´s nice. Not perfect but very sticky, I hope it will be the hit and first single always cant be the best
Wow, I expected so much more from her. The song is catchy but so boring!!!
The bad thing about this song is that anyone could have sung it.
There is nothing in it that makes it interesting or special. BAddddd move on their part to release this. Mariah could have done much better in vocals to make it more interesting…
I just loved it! I´m not a fan but I have to admitt that I can´t stop to listen it! it reminds me to her old stuff
The new Mariah song is going to be a big hit !
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I love it..it's fun and sexy..Mariah never dissapoint !
Best wishes for it
The Only One Who sucks is You Perez! The Song is AMAZING!!!!
Love it - kinda a mix between we belong together and don't forget about us. it's a nice lead off. remember - It's Like That failed to set alight the billboard but it's only a taster of the album. I guarantee the album will sell by the bucket load, especially in the first week, and the next few singles will take mariah to that 20th number one!!!!!!
I love it…it will grow on everyone
Truth Hurts! Sure it'll do well but i know what you mean Perez! You said it!
See I Know Why So Many Out There Hating! Becuz THey're Missing Something People Should Have MOre Like Her, It's Called 'Being Stylish' While Keeping It Fun&Sexy. This Woman Has Proven Before She Can Do It & She Will Prove It Again If necessary, Just So She Can Shake Haters Off!
The song gets better and better everytime I listen to it… why did you say it suck? You dont have any musical taste…. after all you liked Feedback
this new song is the bomb! sssooooooo sooo hot!
What are this people smoking this days??? This is one of the best songs ive heard on radio since rihanna. Those who says this song sucks is pretty RETARDED! You dont have classy taste for a quality song. Listen more, it dosnt hve to grow on you cuz its so catchy my heart skip a beat!
Best song of the month, year, decade and its going to be one of E=MC squared signature. MC kickz ass!!!!
I think that it's ok. Her music has ALWAYS been good (except for Charm Bracelet…ugh!) Not mentioning that album, her music is always changing, and this time it's changed for the better. I like this song a lot more than I did "Like That" back in '05. This is more soulful, and that's what's popular. I mean, if I was her I would just be copying Alicia and them chicks, cuz they great. Peace!
You honestly don't know anything. Why are you even famous? People here shouldn't take what you say seriously. THIS SONG IS PURE FIRE
I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT TEMPO, GOOD VOCALS, AND CATCHY. WHATEVER, PEREZ.
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I LIKE IT MARIAH.
She still sounds like THAT . THAT single 's still similar to It's like THAT and THAT isnt special .Waiting for the second single..
Re: Pathetic – i dont mind that you have an opinion, that's what this is all about, you are very entitled to your opinion, but dont you dare call yourself a fan with negative comments like that, we know who the true fans are just by the comments they make.
It definitely grew on me! I like it.
I would LOVE if radio played music like that, I love it MORE than Janets song…SORRY PEREZ!
dude they called you out on mariahdaily.com be prepared. listen to the song a couple times. its good. has a great hook and its stuck in my head now…."if theres a camera up in here then i best not catch this flick on youTube!"
Hey Perez, thankfully I don't agree with you either on your fascination with Janet's crappy lead single (& worse video). Not to mention Paula Abdul's. Here's the first review of Mariah's single, from FMQB:
"How does an artist follow-up one of their biggest selling albums that included two number one singles when most had written the artist off as a causality of being relevant or not? If you're Mariah Carey, you keep it simple, and that's one thing MC has done with her debut single from her forthcoming album, E=MC². "Touch My Body" (co-written and produced with Tricky Stewart and The-Dream) is the perfect lead track to re-ignite her most passionate fan base, who've kept her relevant through good times and bad… times are pretty good for Mariah nowadays! This mid-tempo track is pure fun, sounding at times reminiscent of another Carey gem, "Always Be My Baby," but yet different enough to sound like something totally fresh and new. Mariah's vocal range is also kept in check and fits the song to perfection. The hypnotic "Touch My Body… My Body" hook is sure to stick after one-listen. While the thought of Mariah Carey exceeding expectations remains a question, simply because the bar she's set is so high, matching them is a good way to start. This "body" of work sounds like a hit! BET ON IT!
Source: Bob Burke - FMQB"
I don't think it's the type of hit she is accustomed to . . . you're right, it's mediocre. But I love you, Mimi!!
dont think so…lets say it will seLL For SURe its MARIAH!
THE SONG BUMPS! the melodies are creative, the track is hot, melodies are on point, I like it. Mariah's tryin' new things musically and i aint mad at her. Who wants to make tha same song over and over again? So doin' it and she's doin' it big, this is a very nice lead off for the next single which will probably be even better to drive album sales closer to the albums release date. SMART BITCH, THAT MIMI…
its not a usual 1st single for MC but its a sweet song.
FUCK YOU PEREZ! MARIAH'S THAT CHICK!!!
I wasn't sure at first, but I love it now! The lyrcis are fabulous! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
this is a hot song!!! I absolutely love it!!!!
Genial, me encanta, este será el próximo #1!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! I LOVE MARIAH CAREY ~ SHE'S THE BEST!!!!!
Perez, why don't you go back on your manhunt account and shut up about MC?
oh I forgot… cause you're a fat f%&ck now!
this track is hot and she will outsell all the other bitches out there!
Im gonna say something, i think that the song its amazing, its something different, something new, something hot, something lovely, i cant understand why did you say that? its unfair, Perez, really I like you, but it's time to stop and think in the things that you say, you hurt people and make fun about the tragedy of the peopel and that it's kind of sad, dont be uggly, youre very funny, just think before talk and the song its amaziiiiiiiiing, it's gonna be a · 1 and you're gonna have to eat your words
SUCK.
Well Perez there is one thing i have 2 say 2 u, go f*** yourself ! that is a great song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Love it.
It's ridiculous how some people can be so negative! To the haters who probably didn't finish high school: Try writing a song HALF as good as one of Mariah's and see what you come up with.
Perez, u don't know what u sayin, the songs off the hook! Fabulous…
I think think it is HOT!!! Again she puts out a great song. She knows what will sell and it it!!!!
AWESOME…. Mariah carey always comes with something new and unique and i love her, she writes her own songs and has a voice to die for, LOVE you MC xoxo
First, Original, but Great !!! It's kinda Hoooott !!!! ^^
Go Mimi You Rock !!!
its not bad . just like any new material takes a few listens to grow on you … besides its the 1st single wait for the second one … dont ever forget mariah is on fiah ….. only true lambs get her anyways but i do hear 18th number one record coming …. love ya M
So Awesome !!!!! A Great Mariah's Song ! Fuck Off Everybodies !
Wow!!!
I loved her new song!!!
Best ever!!!
Can´t stop linstening!!!
YOU SUCK PEREZ.. IDIOT
Prerez you fool, you made a HUGE mistake!…Now you are ONLY going to turn Mariah's fan base AWAY from your dear Janet. err Darn you! :/