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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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  1. denis says – reply to this


    801

    i like the song it is fresh….. mariah is the best …… i think this new album is another number one for her

  2. :s:s:s:s says – reply to this


    802

    Hi. before listening to TOUCHE MY BODY. I was listening to WITHOUT YOU .
    ————————-> NO FEELING————————–EMOTIONAL

    i think that everything is said . I'm sorry but WHO can deny it ?

  3. Delber says – reply to this


    803

    the music is so perfect you are a idiot perez

    mariah is best ever!!!

    the music is sweet!!

    perfect melody!!

    go mariah

    BRAZIL LOVE YOU

  4. BabyDoll says – reply to this


    804

    This Song Just Got Send Out & I'm Already Playing It Like Crazy. I Can Not Hate On Mimi. This Song Is New & Fresh & Beats Every Other Artist Right Off The Charts! Damn This Is Really Mariah & Ya'll REAL Fans Know & Feel Her Humor,Loveliness,Fun-Loving,Spiritual Soul!!!!!!!!!

  5. Raquel says – reply to this


    805

    Well i am huge mariah fan, i love the sog, but she can do better :D THE NEW SONG IS HOT LIKE MC! GO MARIAH!

  6. Lee says – reply to this


    806

    I love this new song

    Ur editor sucks!

  7. Jay says – reply to this


    807

    HOTT!!!! This is Fiyahh!

  8. Bruno says – reply to this


    808

    Man, I loved it, I just can't stop listeninggggg it
    Touch my body y'all. I loved it :)

  9. Ro says – reply to this


    809

    and why does this PINK FAT COW use the word 'we' to say 'I'
    ugh
    i jus hate u perez hilton
    USE UR REAL NAME firstly
    fat shit.

  10. wawawewo says – reply to this


    810

    shiteous.. its god awful. Man i wish she would retire already.. all of her music sounds dated. Nothing innovative about this womans musical sense

  11. Nah says – reply to this


    811

    Are you crazy? The song is catchy, amazing.. love it..!

  12. michel says – reply to this


    812

    well we we were expecting something better than we belong together but the her new single doesn't even get closed to we belong together i hope there's another song that they really thing is going to be a hit mariah if you read this plz change your new single put another one because it really gonna suck it's ok but its not that good

  13. P-te says – reply to this


    813

    LOVE IT, ONE OF HER BEST SONGS

  14. mavinb says – reply to this


    814

    Perez–Some of the shit you say is so scandalous, because you dont like somethings, it doesnt necesarily mean that its bad.

    The song is fun, has a cool fun beat. Not clubbish, but not "cut your wrist open" slow

    Its good! Her first release off of the Emancipation of Mimi, I didnt really care for, but it was a good start for an EXPLOSIVE record. Keep in mind, she might just be building it up…

  15. miky says – reply to this


    815

    it's just amazing!!!!!!
    and the best is coming…….

  16. Fixxx says – reply to this


    816

    I love it ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. movko says – reply to this


    817

    it really is amazing, so smooth and sexy, Mariah really sounds relaxed and cool!

  18. carlos diego says – reply to this


    818

    i am from brazil
    this lover marish´s
    ohhh my god
    i lover this songs….huuu i am breakdown rs
    gooooooooooooooooo mariah

  19. Rony o bom says – reply to this


    819

    With Pariz certainty voice for a musica would not have capacity much less as this…

  20. Michael says – reply to this


    820

    I LOVE THE SINGLE!!! The best one so far!! i would crank this song up in my jetta! love it so much already! i've listened to this song so many times already! perez… u are out of ur mind!!! u need to listen to it more often til u finally realize this is the best work mariah has ever done!!! GO MARIAH!!!

  21. Iban says – reply to this


    821

    The song is really cool, the beat is kinda slow, but the more times i hear the song i love it more and more….
    Perez dont be so dramatic….the song is GOOOOOD!!!!!

  22. Marc Lovelss says – reply to this


    822

    Don't be bitter.
    You are all shades of wrong.
    This cut is hot!!!
    This song is going ’cause a lot people to get hurt, in a good way.

  23. Mike says – reply to this


    823

    Whoever gave you the authority to critique songs should be skinned dipped in hot oil and burnt. This is PERFECT 2008 Mariah strategy, you think her, LA Reid, JD and her entire gang dont know what there doing. Thats the problem with you people, she constantly delivers in excess so when she gives something less mind blowing you get dissapointed, she's not your freaking high so get off her case. This song is straight simple, mainstream and will appeal to a broad audience including all her fans, AND it is just an intro to the amazing work which will follow.

  24. Michael says – reply to this


    824

    "Touch My Body" is AWSOME - GO MARIAH!!!

  25. dldcrz says – reply to this


    825

    love it!!

  26. julie says – reply to this


    826

    wonderful!!!!!!!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. andrew, brighton says – reply to this


    827

    i cant get the hook out of my head!

  28. ak says – reply to this


    828

    good but not as a leading single !!!!

  29. Bruno says – reply to this


    829

    Man, Why didn't y'all didn't like it? Just put the pride aside.

    The song is fu**ing good, you cannot say all that things.

  30. MimisLamb4Lyfe says – reply to this


    830

    MC rocks life. The song is amazing. Period. The Evolution of Mariah. A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.

    Touch my Bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  31. Pamela says – reply to this


    831

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What is this song!?

    I love it so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't stop hearing!
    Mariah is the best singer EVER!!!!

    LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. from italy says – reply to this


    832

    this song is amzing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love the beat!!and come on perez you are the one that said you liked the new janet' song which is really a crap so please shout the fuck up

  33. JoJessica says – reply to this


    833

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  34. fan says – reply to this


    834

    i love mariah so much and have been a fan for 15 yrs. i hope she comes up with a better second single cause this doesnt cut it. i hoped for a club banger.

  35. Fel says – reply to this


    835

    "Touch My Body" is the opening track for the album, and I personally believe once the music video debuts people will rethink their views of the song, because I have a feeling it is a comedic thing, and taken with the song it will be incredibly cute. People might be taken aback, it is a bit different from the Mariah we know, but then again, that seems to be a constant with Mariah (think: Sprung), just a step different from before, but something about it is the same. I think it is a cute song already, something for the girls and guys in their cars, and then when this comes on, they can bump it. There is no point in telling the Lambs, that they're wasting their time on this site, with whoever is the page moderator, so I'll just leave this comment instead.

  36. Merry says – reply to this


    836

    Perez, you got this one wrong, the song IS great! You need to listen a few more times…maybe your just a little slow at knowing a hit when you HEAR one. The hook is amazing!! :)

  37. RALPHiE says – reply to this


    837

    i LiKE iT

  38. denise says – reply to this


    838

    wtf perez yuor soo damn critical i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it who cares what you think anyway

  39. mandi says – reply to this


    839

    Inventive…yet so random!?!? Oh I'm sure it will only take a couple more listens and I will enjoy it for what it is!

  40. Allan says – reply to this


    840

    I like this! It's hot!

  41. I LOVE IT says – reply to this


    841

    PEREZ U SUX

  42. cal says – reply to this


    842

    perez! please dont be a hater..

    this is the hotness and will be # 1.

  43. marks says – reply to this


    843

    crazy

  44. Justin says – reply to this


    844

    I LOVE the new mariah song i think the chorus is really catchy and i think her vocals are perfect….no need to constantly go over the top and hit high notes on every song…..we all know she can do it anyway lol. But anyways i think its great!!!! GO MC!!

  45. ethan says – reply to this


    845

    Hey Perez, thankfully I don't agree with you either on your fascination with Janet's crappy lead single (& worse video). Not to mention Paula Abdul's. Here's the first review of Mariah's single, from FMQB:

    MARIAH CAREY
    "Touch My Body"
    (Island/IDJMG)

    How does an artist follow-up one of their biggest selling albums that included two number one singles when most had written the artist off as a causality of being relevant or not? If you're Mariah Carey, you keep it simple, and that's one thing MC has done with her debut single from her forthcoming album, E=MC². "Touch My Body" (co-written and produced with Tricky Stewart and The-Dream) is the perfect lead track to re-ignite her most passionate fan base, who've kept her relevant through good times and bad… times are pretty good for Mariah nowadays! This mid-tempo track is pure fun, sounding at times reminiscent of another Carey gem, "Always Be My Baby," but yet different enough to sound like something totally fresh and new. Mariah's vocal range is also kept in check and fits the song to perfection. The hypnotic "Touch My Body… My Body" hook is sure to stick after one-listen. While the thought of Mariah Carey exceeding expectations remains a question, simply because the bar she's set is so high, matching them is a good way to start. This "body" of work sounds like a hit! BET ON IT!
    (Burke's Best Bet)
    Source: Bob Burke - FMQB

  46. Pedro says – reply to this


    846

    this song is awesome!!! WIll be #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Mariah DIVA 4ever!!!! Best selling female artist of all time!

    Perez fuck you

  47. Bruno Costa Pinto says – reply to this


    847

    This music is perfect! Hot tamale! ;-)

  48. mikey says – reply to this


    848

    mariah is a hitmaker. she knows what she is doing. the song is definately a grower. can't wait for the video and the rest of the album! YAY MARIAH!

  49. Jeff says – reply to this


    849

    it catchy , after the few times i heard it now i really like it

  50. Max says – reply to this


    850

    This song is so catchy!!!!!

    I love it!

    GO MMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. ale says – reply to this


    851

    this song it's wonderful! sweet and tender… non capisci un azz!!

  52. LightsCameraCaption says – reply to this


    852

    Average (more specifically "not over the top") is what she needed. She started pulling it back together with Emacipation, but this song finally shows she can make a kick ass, catchy as fuck song without belting out like a train whistle at the end (although, when done appropriately, it fits).

    I was bothered that the ending just sort of trailed off with out a big bang at first, but then I realized that this actually made the song better. Of course she could have wailed at the end, instead, the song fades out leaving you wanting more. At least it did me.

  53. Anthony says – reply to this


    853

    oooooooooooooohhhh my god I love this tune!!!

    I think it's a fab new sound and is going to be huge

    Love you much mc

  54. Ya boi says – reply to this


    854

    Yall aint got nuthen to do but hate on mariah get a fukken life. The point is why yall sitten here on hte computer haten she maken money and number 1's and could give a fukk less on what yall think bet dis shit go #1

  55. Dany says – reply to this


    855

    Fantastic Song! Number 1! 18°!!!!!!

  56. Artur says – reply to this


    856

    I think that´s nice. Not perfect but very sticky, I hope it will be the hit and first single always cant be the best

  57. jenn says – reply to this


    857

    Wow, I expected so much more from her. The song is catchy but so boring!!!
    The bad thing about this song is that anyone could have sung it.
    There is nothing in it that makes it interesting or special. BAddddd move on their part to release this. Mariah could have done much better in vocals to make it more interesting…

  58. Randy says – reply to this


    858

    I just loved it! I´m not a fan but I have to admitt that I can´t stop to listen it! it reminds me to her old stuff

  59. Tomer says – reply to this


    859

    The new Mariah song is going to be a big hit !
    I love it..it's fun and sexy..Mariah never dissapoint ! :)
    Best wishes for it :) ))

  60. Mariah says – reply to this


    860

    The Only One Who sucks is You Perez! The Song is AMAZING!!!!

  61. Mike says – reply to this


    861

    Love it - kinda a mix between we belong together and don't forget about us. it's a nice lead off. remember - It's Like That failed to set alight the billboard but it's only a taster of the album. I guarantee the album will sell by the bucket load, especially in the first week, and the next few singles will take mariah to that 20th number one!!!!!!

  62. joey says – reply to this


    862

    I love it…it will grow on everyone

  63. Paris says – reply to this


    863

    Truth Hurts! Sure it'll do well but i know what you mean Perez! You said it!

  64. BabyDoll says – reply to this


    864

    See I Know Why So Many Out There Hating! Becuz THey're Missing Something People Should Have MOre Like Her, It's Called 'Being Stylish' While Keeping It Fun&Sexy. This Woman Has Proven Before She Can Do It & She Will Prove It Again If necessary, Just So She Can Shake Haters Off!

  65. erc says – reply to this


    865

    The song gets better and better everytime I listen to it… why did you say it suck? You dont have any musical taste…. after all you liked Feedback :D

  66. lick_me says – reply to this


    866

    this new song is the bomb! sssooooooo sooo hot!

  67. True Soul says – reply to this


    867

    What are this people smoking this days??? This is one of the best songs ive heard on radio since rihanna. Those who says this song sucks is pretty RETARDED! You dont have classy taste for a quality song. Listen more, it dosnt hve to grow on you cuz its so catchy my heart skip a beat!
    Best song of the month, year, decade and its going to be one of E=MC squared signature. MC kickz ass!!!!

  68. nathan says – reply to this


    868

    I think that it's ok. Her music has ALWAYS been good (except for Charm Bracelet…ugh!) Not mentioning that album, her music is always changing, and this time it's changed for the better. I like this song a lot more than I did "Like That" back in '05. This is more soulful, and that's what's popular. I mean, if I was her I would just be copying Alicia and them chicks, cuz they great. Peace!

  69. Famous4Nothing says – reply to this


    869

    You honestly don't know anything. Why are you even famous? People here shouldn't take what you say seriously. THIS SONG IS PURE FIRE

  70. I LIKE IT says – reply to this


    870

    I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT TEMPO, GOOD VOCALS, AND CATCHY. WHATEVER, PEREZ.
    .
    I LIKE IT MARIAH.

  71. Quang says – reply to this


    871

    She still sounds like THAT . THAT single 's still similar to It's like THAT and THAT isnt special .Waiting for the second single..

  72. LiztheLamb says – reply to this


    872

    Re: Pathetic – i dont mind that you have an opinion, that's what this is all about, you are very entitled to your opinion, but dont you dare call yourself a fan with negative comments like that, we know who the true fans are just by the comments they make.

  73. Tyler says – reply to this


    873

    It definitely grew on me! I like it.

  74. JARHoney7 says – reply to this


    874

    I would LOVE if radio played music like that, I love it MORE than Janets song…SORRY PEREZ!

  75. mattie j says – reply to this


    875

    dude they called you out on mariahdaily.com be prepared. listen to the song a couple times. its good. has a great hook and its stuck in my head now…."if theres a camera up in here then i best not catch this flick on youTube!"

  76. ethan says – reply to this


    876

    Hey Perez, thankfully I don't agree with you either on your fascination with Janet's crappy lead single (& worse video). Not to mention Paula Abdul's. Here's the first review of Mariah's single, from FMQB:
    "How does an artist follow-up one of their biggest selling albums that included two number one singles when most had written the artist off as a causality of being relevant or not? If you're Mariah Carey, you keep it simple, and that's one thing MC has done with her debut single from her forthcoming album, E=MC². "Touch My Body" (co-written and produced with Tricky Stewart and The-Dream) is the perfect lead track to re-ignite her most passionate fan base, who've kept her relevant through good times and bad… times are pretty good for Mariah nowadays! This mid-tempo track is pure fun, sounding at times reminiscent of another Carey gem, "Always Be My Baby," but yet different enough to sound like something totally fresh and new. Mariah's vocal range is also kept in check and fits the song to perfection. The hypnotic "Touch My Body… My Body" hook is sure to stick after one-listen. While the thought of Mariah Carey exceeding expectations remains a question, simply because the bar she's set is so high, matching them is a good way to start. This "body" of work sounds like a hit! BET ON IT!
    Source: Bob Burke - FMQB"

  77. Liv says – reply to this


    877

    I don't think it's the type of hit she is accustomed to . . . you're right, it's mediocre. But I love you, Mimi!!

  78. STEPH says – reply to this


    878

    dont think so…lets say it will seLL For SURe its MARIAH!

  79. dre-le says – reply to this


    879

    THE SONG BUMPS! the melodies are creative, the track is hot, melodies are on point, I like it. Mariah's tryin' new things musically and i aint mad at her. Who wants to make tha same song over and over again? So doin' it and she's doin' it big, this is a very nice lead off for the next single which will probably be even better to drive album sales closer to the albums release date. SMART BITCH, THAT MIMI…

  80. einstein says – reply to this


    880

    its not a usual 1st single for MC but its a sweet song.

  81. makmak says – reply to this


    881

    FUCK YOU PEREZ! MARIAH'S THAT CHICK!!!

  82. Trizzy says – reply to this


    882

    I wasn't sure at first, but I love it now! The lyrcis are fabulous! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!

  83. nic says – reply to this


    883

    this is a hot song!!! I absolutely love it!!!!

  84. JorJor says – reply to this


    884

    Genial, me encanta, este será el próximo #1!!!

  85. Tori ♥ says – reply to this


    885

    LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! I LOVE MARIAH CAREY ~ SHE'S THE BEST!!!!!

  86. MariahLuva says – reply to this


    886

    Perez, why don't you go back on your manhunt account and shut up about MC?
    oh I forgot… cause you're a fat f%&ck now!

    this track is hot and she will outsell all the other bitches out there!

  87. Gonzo says – reply to this


    887

    Im gonna say something, i think that the song its amazing, its something different, something new, something hot, something lovely, i cant understand why did you say that? its unfair, Perez, really I like you, but it's time to stop and think in the things that you say, you hurt people and make fun about the tragedy of the peopel and that it's kind of sad, dont be uggly, youre very funny, just think before talk and the song its amaziiiiiiiiing, it's gonna be a · 1 and you're gonna have to eat your words

  88. Emily says – reply to this


    888

    SUCK.

  89. MClover says – reply to this


    889

    Well Perez there is one thing i have 2 say 2 u, go f*** yourself ! that is a great song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. Erika says – reply to this


    890

    I Love it.

  91. Johnvinceme says – reply to this


    891

    It's ridiculous how some people can be so negative! To the haters who probably didn't finish high school: Try writing a song HALF as good as one of Mariah's and see what you come up with.

  92. careyfan says – reply to this


    892

    Perez, u don't know what u sayin, the songs off the hook! Fabulous…

  93. Bryan says – reply to this


    893

    I think think it is HOT!!! Again she puts out a great song. She knows what will sell and it it!!!!

  94. alesha says – reply to this


    894

    AWESOME…. Mariah carey always comes with something new and unique and i love her, she writes her own songs and has a voice to die for, LOVE you MC xoxo

  95. Arthur says – reply to this


    895

    First, Original, but Great !!! It's kinda Hoooott !!!! ^^
    Go Mimi You Rock !!! ;)

  96. Rob says – reply to this


    896

    its not bad . just like any new material takes a few listens to grow on you … besides its the 1st single wait for the second one … dont ever forget mariah is on fiah ….. only true lambs get her anyways but i do hear 18th number one record coming …. love ya M

  97. MiMi says – reply to this


    897

    So Awesome !!!!! A Great Mariah's Song ! Fuck Off Everybodies !

  98. Alex says – reply to this


    898

    Wow!!!
    I loved her new song!!!
    Best ever!!!
    Can´t stop linstening!!!

  99. Danilo says – reply to this


    899

    YOU SUCK PEREZ.. IDIOT

  100. Juan PR says – reply to this


    900

    Prerez you fool, you made a HUGE mistake!…Now you are ONLY going to turn Mariah's fan base AWAY from your dear Janet. err Darn you! :/

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