Just Married
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Don't you love crazy people???
Diff'rent Strokes alum Gary Coleman has married some loser by the name of Shannon Price.
He's 40. She's 22.
It gets better!
The pair have only known each other just over FIVE MONTHS.
And it gets even better still!!!!
Gary tells Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.
"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," he says. "I wasn't saving myself, she just happened to be the one."
Bless his little, sex-deprived heart!
The couple's nuptials happened, "on a mountaintop," according to Coleman. "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”
As for the 18 years between them, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence," says Coleman. "She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me."
Price handles the sale of Coleman's memorabilia on e-Bay, and says that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn't aware of his fame.
"I didn't grow up with Diff'rent Strokes," she tells Inside Edition. "I actually didn't like watching TV when I was younger."
We expect them to be divorced within three months.
Why????
"We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."
She adds, "I don't like the violence."
This is a reality TV show waiting to happen!
At first, I thought the woman was Molly Ringwald (Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, ie.)
God you people are pathetic.
If I had his medical problems and his parents I would have grown into an angry person as well. Good luck to him I say.
BTW Perez, you're still a fat, ugly douche.
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
Perfect…she looks crazy as a bed bug.
Let's just hope they will stay lucky and in love. Unlike some vultures here, I don't wish them any harm.
For his sake I hope she did not marry him only looking for 15 minutes of fame.
Happiness to the lovely couple. Wishing you both lots of love and happiness!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
call me crazy, but shes actually not that bad looking, its just the bad teeth I think, but I think she has a pretty face other than that, and pretty red hair, pretty pale skin
yay hes getting laid. bless jebus
fugs
I'm sure every marriage has peaks and vallies, so who cares?? GOOD FOR THEM, they found love in one another. I'm happy for the both of them–there's someone for everyone.
Leave him alone, jealous fatass.
call me crazy, but I dont think she is that ugly. The only thing is her teeth/gums are a little messed up, but she has pretty red hair and pretty pale skin, and her face isnt ugly
That is just fucking disgusting xxx
congrats
how gross!!
she HAS to bang him too…COCHINA!!
If he has any money left, hopefully he got a prenup cuz I smell a gold-digger! And why has he never had sex? Even mini-me gets some pretty hot chicks!
uuuuh…
………………ew?!
Perez - You are such a loser. Can't just be happy for them, right? I guess it beats sitting at home by yourself blogging in your jammies
Good LORD! I hope they don't have children! Just, ew!
Great idea, REALITY TV. I believe they can stay married with a Reality TV show as long as the bucks are rolling in. Gary's big chance to make large sum again. It lasts 12 to 18 mo's, could be set for lifel, be able 2 retire!! There are definitely millions of morons out there to watch this SHIT! If done right, has a shot to last 2 - 3 years.
Hello, 40 years and no sex and you wonder why he is so cranky???? The girl isn't real pretty, but if thats what he likes, go for it!! I think once he starts getting some he will mellow out!!!
WTF?! LOL
he was a 40 year old virgin…. that marriage is messed up, or should i say the people in it? haha
Give it a chance, maybe they are happy.
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Give people a change, and also perez what give you the right to call her a loser, do you know her?
They should enter into reality television immediately, so when the inevitable happens, they will have accumulated something for her to take him for.
Ewwwww.
Wow, over 100 posts and nobody posted: "Whatcha talkin' ’bout, Willis?"
I admire your restraint peoples.
Re: BarcelonaGirl –
I'm kinda happy for them…er…
Good for Gary Coleman! I'm happy for him. Maybe they are a match made in heaven. Who knows?
she looks like toni collette in that old australian movie.
Hey, if he is happy and she is happy, shouldn't that be all that really matters for now . . . Think of all the lonely people out there who never have a chance at this kind of happiness even once!
Last week Gary was at Valley Fair Mall in Utah filming a commercial for "I can't believe it's not butter". She and her ugly brother was there for support. She was the biggest b*tch and was yelling at everyone telling them that he was not going to sign autographs. Gary was upset because people took pictures of him while he was getting his makeup done. It was crazy.
thats fucked.
……..Well, it is so heartening that Barnum & Bailey has allowed their freakshow stars to appear in public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER! good for gary getting married. i cant believe he's 40!!!!!!
I wish him some happiness as he is a bitter little man…HOWEVER…It would be pretty much over my dead body if my 22 year old daughter married a 40 year old man who definitely had a lot of anger issues.(I do have a 22 year old daughter by the way, so I'm not just spouting off here randomly).This is a disaster just waiting to unfold..like you P, I don't give it very long.
dear lord I hope they dont procreate!!!!!!!!!! Those would be some fugs for offspring!! shiver!!!!
OMG WAIT WAIT WAIT…FIRST ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP? THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A VIRGIN DOES IT, CAUSE THEN HE WOULD REALLY BE THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!
Thanks, Perez! :p You just subjected us to another hellacious "reality" show. I will scream if this crap ends up on TV! Love the new hair, Popi!
That's just NASTY. I mean, that's good for him I guess but come on now. Just please please PLEASE let them have kids. I'd give my left toe to see those pics.
Re: jtj – OH MY GAWD, so did I. How funny.
how desperate must you be to marry a 44 year old washed up actor,who 's greates achievement in t.v was "what you talking about Willis".
They are both dumb and ugly so who cares???? I hope she gets all his moola.
is it me or does she actually look forty
umm… wow! i just barfed in my mouth! but everyone deserves to have a chance at marriage and i wish them the best with their life together, all the best!
wtf?!! he throws stuff?!?!!?!
Good grief, only together 5 months and he's already violent?
throwing shit at her? She must have no self esteem to settle for some one that would be violent only 5 months in.. odds are he'll be doing more than just throwing stuff at her. and if she takes it now she probably won't divorce him, abused momen with no self worth tend to stay in the relationship. She should just drop kick him out of the house now, I mean what, he can't weigh too much more than a football
it's love… let them be happy…
I sure hope they don't have kids!!!!!
Whatchu talkin' ’bout, Perez?
snap this is the best thing ever! so f-ing funny!
gold diggggger?? perhaps??
blaaaaaahhh
Sounds like they put this whole thing together for the PURPOSE of getting a reality show! He is one angry little man. Kinda like you, Perez!
Her parents must be so proud.
Let us all join hands and pray, "Dear Lord, please do not let them reproduce" amen.
THIS LITTLE MIDGET THROWS THINGS AT HER? AND SHE LETS HIM? I'D STEP ON THAT LITTLE BITCH!! FUCKING LOSERS! WHAT A FREAK SHOW! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY. NO SYMPATHY HERE…BUT IS THAT A SURPRISE? TEE HEE……….. BARRON HILTON IS GOING DOWN!
Fug meets fugly she has two rows of gums like a shark has rows of teeth and i find it hard to believe that Arnold and Mr drummond were not romantically involved who is he kidding am i to believe that he is a forty year old virgin what you talking about Arnold.
Good god, so they got married. Big deal. I wish them all the best. Everyone should have the opportunity for love & a happy life. Congrats to them both for taking a step towards that. As long as they're happy with each other that's all that matters.
UGH. you guys are such assholes.
i wish them lots of happiness, and i think shes cute..
im sure half the people reading this are fat and unhappy, so quit picking on random celebs and this girl who didnt even ask to be on the site in the first place.
This made my day. Thanks Perez!
Shrek is gonna be heart broken…
WOW!!! can u the REAL 40 year-old virgin!!! r u sure she's 22….i know 62 year-old women who look better than that. She is straight up lying about she didn't who the hell she was even though she was managing the shit on eBay! what a bunch of crap. at least he's getting some cutty. lol
Hard to believe that she is any smarter than he!!!!!!!!!!! Good Luck you WACKY COUPLE.
Way to go Gary, Way to Go!!!
no fuckin way
i smell a publicity stunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks exactly like Molly Ringwald, albeit a really fucked up version.
you can fuck her between those teeth
SHIZZLE…..HE THROWS THINGS IN HER DIRECTION?? SERIOUSLY?
I'D PICK HIS LITTLE MIDGET ASS UP AND GIVE HIM A TOILET SWIRLY AND THEN I'D STICK ONE OF HIS LITTLE MIDGET HANDS IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL AND TURN IT ON FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS…THEN IF HE STILL MIS-BEHAVED I'D FIND SOME HUMONGOUSLY FAT SWEATY CHICK OR PARISHERPES HILTON AND PAY HER TO SIT ON HIS LITTLE MIDGET FACE TIL HE QUIT THRASHING ABOUT,OR GOT SOME FACE HERPES FROM PARISHERPES HILTON.
Well you know she's not marrying him for the money. He's one broke back n word. A white woman is the best chance of him having acceptable lookin kids.
I wonder how much did he pay her???
Re: jen – #171 your a nasty fucking bitch jen. why don you fuk yourself?
He's a smart little bastard. Trying to stay in the spotlight using the age old shock and awe tactics. Midget black guy marries white girl. People are gonna say "whoaa..Gary!". She's in it for the little fame and money that MIGHT come in the way of a reality show. Or, if she's really dumb like him, they're just curious to see what a mixed breed kid will look like. Shame.
Oh. My. God. She is way fugly. But then again, so is he.
Total attention stunt. Gary is desperate, not for a woman, but for ATTENTION from the Media.
that's a storybook romance. SIKE.
Guys, this is what happens when you think you can't get the truly hot chick. You settle.. She's too gummy. But honest, Mini Me get's hot girls and he married one. These whores no matter the caliber of their looks will go after fame at any cost. Since Coleman is a "Z-Lister", how you noticed that he wasn't in the fake eye of the storm of Paps??? He has no publicist.
Guys, this is what happens when you think you can't get the truly hot chick. You settle.. She's too gummy. But honest, Mini Me get's hot girls and he married one. These whores no matter the caliber of their looks will go after fame at any cost. Since Coleman is a "Z-Lister", how you noticed that he wasn't in the fake eye of the storm of Paps??? He has no publicist. So no need to call Paps.
Shit! No wonder he was always punching people.
I wish Gary and his new bride the very best - he may even outlast Brad and Jennifer and a lot of other hollywood couples…..
wow wonder how much she made outta this deal? would it cover my current rent payment? doubt it.
*40 Year Old Virgin!*
There good together
1 Shes UGLY. . . .LIKE Dirt UGLY
2 Hes a 40 year old Vergin
He's the real "40 Year old virgin"! Ahahaha
he is old, an inexperienced lover and has a violent temper….. wow… what more could a girl want!!!
AUSTRALIA SAYS SORRY: 13 FEB 08
A hideous, stupid bitch and a negro dwarf = it's a bloody freak show.
This sounds like it's going to be a very successful marriage, with lots of children, who no doubt, will all grow up very well adjusted.
Can't wait for the reality t.v. show, which will make Danny Bonaduce's show seem like the Brady Bunch.
What I think is hilarious is that looks like the backdrop of the Tomcat nuptials.
Hey they should make a movie about this. Umm let's seee a man in his forties whose sex deprived…hmmmm…..falls for the woman sells his crap on ebay….hmmmm. WHat should we call it? I dunno maybe 40 YEAH OLD VIRGIN!!!!
al least he has found someone and wont always be a lonely has been. good luck to them even thougn i dont think it will last!
It's never too late to fall in love and marry. They look very happy.
How cute is she!??
dude thats fucking nasty lol do you see her gap its bigger than winnos
Sometimes uglies make really good looking offspring and wouldn't that totally fucking rule if their kids turn out the best looking out of the all the recent wave?
They have been dating for SO much longer. Last year at Sundance they competed with Dustin Diamond (Screech a la Saved by the Bell) to see who could collect the most SWAG!!! Shannon often comes into the store where I work! Believe me they are a match made in heaven. This post literally made my day!!!!
He is mudd fish an well she is just trailer trash. Please do the world a favor an adopt.What u talkin bout Wilis : (
litttle peole need love to
SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO WOULD SAY A HARSH WORD ABOUT THIS YOUNG GIRL!!
AND PEREZ WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU CALL THIS YOUNG CIVILIAN, NON CLEB, A LOSER??? SHE IS JUST A REGULAR GIRL THAT HAS HOPES AND DREAMS.. JUST A REGULAR PERSON..
HOW DARE YOU GO THERE PEREZ.
YOU ARE GOING TO PAY IN THE FORM OF KARMA SOMEDAY FOR ALL OF THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED SO MANY PEOPLE AND TO THEIR CAREEARS!!
SHAME ON YOU!
YOU SHALL TO ONE DAY BE A NASTY TROLL.. AND THEN WHAT?????
NOBODY WILL CARE NOR BE THERE FOR YOU!!!!!!!
YOU CAN STILL TURN AROUND AND DO WHAT IS RIGHT..
AND YOU SHOULD!
Funniest.
Pic.
Evar.
Her father must be slitting his wrists.