Just Married
Filed under: Z List
Don't you love crazy people???
Diff'rent Strokes alum Gary Coleman has married some loser by the name of Shannon Price.
He's 40. She's 22.
It gets better!
The pair have only known each other just over FIVE MONTHS.
And it gets even better still!!!!
Gary tells Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.
"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," he says. "I wasn't saving myself, she just happened to be the one."
Bless his little, sex-deprived heart!
The couple's nuptials happened, "on a mountaintop," according to Coleman. "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”
As for the 18 years between them, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence," says Coleman. "She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me."
Price handles the sale of Coleman's memorabilia on e-Bay, and says that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn't aware of his fame.
"I didn't grow up with Diff'rent Strokes," she tells Inside Edition. "I actually didn't like watching TV when I was younger."
We expect them to be divorced within three months.
Why????
"We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."
She adds, "I don't like the violence."
This is a reality TV show waiting to happen!
So he was a real life 40 year old virgin…that's freaking weird!
haha…wonderful, Love Is Always Love!:P
WTF??? WHy wasn't this one of those "If you are easily offended" posts??????
The thought of even going on a DATE with that shrimp is GAK material let alone marry the creep! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That's awesome. Especially the quote where she says he sometimes throws stuff at her. Sounds like hot, passionate love!
I've seen her somewhere!! Someone tell me where I've seen her and why I know that face.
Re: aquaboogie – I just have to say that this comment made me laugh out loud! Pretty funny!
Aww, that's lovely! My husband and I also got married on a mountain top — what could be more romantic and wonderful? I wish them all the happiness in the world.
i wish them the best, but… what's the shiz about gary coleman being violent? throwing things at his wife is NOT a good sign. for the sake of their marriage and happiness, i do hope he learns about anger management!
Re: Hope – Yes.
He's the real 40 year old virgin!
gary coleman admitted he was a ver-vur-virgin..YIKES.
KINDA EMBARRASING.
and his wife..
KINDA EMBARRASING
umm…babies?? - letshopenot
WHA'COO TALKIN' 'ABOUT, WILLIS?
Hey … Is Gary ONLY 40 ??? (for real ????)
I don't mean to be nasty about someone that I don't know, but to be honest he looks to be at least 60 on the photo
I know he's a dwarf because of his kidney nephritis but I wonder if his cock is normal sized???????
Stupid desperate bitch - you picked the perfect word to describe her Perez - LOSER! These two clowns will star on some trashy reality show for year before getting divorced!!
Why is she a loser? Because she married someone short? You are the loser if that is how you judge people. You are no vision of beauty yourself.
angry dwarfs are funny, she probably pisses him off on purpose
let him be happy.
Re: YOU ALL ARE HORRIBLE!! – #199 COULD YOU BE MORE OF A WHINEY BITCH?
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TEE HEE! I TOLD YOU! HOLLER HO'S! TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
Well at least Gary is finally going to get laid.Different Strokes baby!!
I bet he shot a really big load after fucking for the first time… that's the first thing that popped in my head, sorry.
cute
BUT HE'S GAY!!! Doesn't anyone remember him speaking out about gay rights, etc?
Congrats to Gary Coleman and Molly Ringwald! They look cute together
Is that the little N!gger negroid boy that Jacko used to carry to his bed to ass rape??
"Two notties searching for a Diff'rent Stroke" yuck…
perez, When he was fighting his parents he had a "manager" guy who seemed to be real "close" to him. The parents implied he had a svengali-like influence over him. Me thinks he bats for the fabulous team.
Lets hope he has enough money to get her teeth fixed
I THOUGHT HE DIED IN A GREASE FIRE OR SOMETHING
I THOUGHT HE DIED IN A GREASE FIRE
#226 = from your "name" to your comment…. you are a piece of shit. I dont even think that 2girls1cup would touch you!
Re: STUPID WHORE –
fuck you dipshit. you stupid fuckard. how dare you say that. Im a white chick an i date a latino and so what? im lowering my standards? your just upset cuz you cant get laid ur prolly some fat ass whacking off to hillbilly porn bite me asshole!
SHE WAS TOO UGLY TO GET AN ANY LISTER ABOVE Z SO SHE WENT TO THE ONLY MIDGET THAT WOULD HAVE HER!!! VERNES BITCHES ARE NO WHERE NEAR AS UGLY
GUMMY GUMMMY GUMMMY LOSERS MOUTH SHOWS TOO MUCH GUMM PULL THAT TOP LIP DOWN GUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWWWW, they are both sooooo feos! What's up with her dientes (teeth)???
Loving it Perez… keep it up
ew she is gross. she looks a lot older than 22. more like 50
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER PUFFY GUMS???!!!! CAN WE SAY GINGIVITIS?????!!!!!!
Oh come on Perez, why do you call her a loser? I hope that when you finally find love, that everyone makes fun of the person you choose to be with. You wouldn't want the one you love to be made fun of like that would you?
40 YEAR OLD VIRGINNNNNN!!!!!! HA! He's the real deal! ahh hahahaha!
You can't tell me she married him for his $$$. For crying out loud, he had to get married in order to sell his story to Inside Edition. Pay Day! Talk about being hard-up for cash…..: what chu talkin bout??
everyone deserves a shot at being happy - even you Perez.
Help ! My eyes, my eyes ! Perez, you should have put a warning on this !
Re: blakk – WE CAN SAY THAT,AND SHE HAS A MOUTH LIKE MR ED,DONKEY AND ANY OTHER COMEDIC CHARACTER!!!!!!!
she'll be blowing Vanilla Ice in the carport inside of six months just to spite his miserable little troll ass
Does anyone else see a reality show coming?
Are we sure that the bride is female??
Can you say "Mercy hump"??
Um……..ewww….I didn't want to know half of that! Now I won't be able to eat!
Thanks Perez!
OMG Nasty!!
She looks like she's been chewing on rocks!
couldnt she have found a white man to marry, wtf? these white women are leaving their men like 40 goin north, so what the hell is wrong with their men, since they always talk about why black men leave black women, why the hell do white women leave white men, and i mean those trolls are going with all kinds of black men, old ones, young ones, thug ones, fat ones, skinny ones, dark skin , light skin, flavor flav ones, tyson beckford ones, they dont seem to care as long as they are black, and they really make themselves available to them. I know b/c i have 7 brothers and i see it with my own eyes!
secret wedding!!! shoulda stayed secret, unless they are hoping for a reality tv offer.
LOL! Is this the best they could both do??
so she's a "loser" again why? cause shes not some gossip and tabloid douchebag
Hey…even MIDGETS deserve the right to marry.
So she has a gummy smile….so did Anna Nicole…check out the gums on that smile she used to have…it grossed me out most of the time!
I think he has a NAPOLEON COMPLEX…and is all angry and bitchy because of his size.
His days of big money are over, so she isn't a money grubber….but after 40 years Gary Coleman is pretty set in his ways, nobody is going to change his temper tantrums or whatever other disgusting habits he might have.
I feel sorry for the girl!
Hey…even MIDGETS deserve the right to marry.
So she has a gummy smile….so did Anna Nicole…check out the gums on that smile she used to have…it grossed me out most of the time!
I think he has a NAPOLEON COMPLEX…and is all angry and bitchy because of his size.
His days of big money are over, so she isn't a money grubber….but after 40 years Gary Coleman is pretty set in his ways, nobody is going to change his temper tantrums or whatever other disgusting habits he might have.
I feel sorry for the girl!
WOW! All I gotta say is RUFF! He sure picked a fugly. But I am guessing there aren't too many women lining up for him.
Re: Ginger –
ROFLMAO!!!
WTF..violence..makes me think there will be some assault charges soon..and she will divorce his ass
or maybe..shes too damn ugly to marry anyone else too
I am still sick to my stomach from yesterday after reading this…. a huge ewe…just ewe
Good grief! 40 year old virgin….
damn!!!!!!!!! don't let them breed. that would be some ugly midget kids.
and if that was the best the midget could get? He must have ran out of money for hookers to settle for that ugly skank.
They've been married since AUGUST 2007!
how can he be 22?? He was on the show in the 70s. It's now 2008. Do the math. Obviously he's gotta be pushing 40.
sh looks like gorgia fox.
All that can be said is WOW…I am trying to be happy for them, but its hard to see it work, she looks about 12 and he looks old enough to a really short grandfather…
Maybe he met her at the Check Into Cash store.
Maybe it's my pathetic life, but I swear to you, I never laugh outloud so hard everyday as I do reading the posts at PerezHilton! Thank you America for giving me the hard ass chuckles day in and day out. Thank goodness I work at home and can get some humor in my day. These posts for the sad and washed up Gary Coleman are KEEPERS!!!!!!!!!
1) this should have been labeled "if you're easily offended do not click here"
2) their parents must be so proud
3) let's hope they don't have children, unless they are trying to start their own circus
4) that background is hideous, where did they get married? WalMart photo mart?
5) I need to vomit.
i cant wait 4 the sex video
Anybody heard anything about the horror movie he's making?
Yeah he's the Villian
I wish them the best. I don't understand what makes her a loser? Perez hating a little???
OMG, what are their children going to look like?
Nasty Nasty Nasty….
ONE CRAZY TRAIN WRECK WITH EVERYTHING, TO GO!
she is so ugly
omg she looks like one of the actors in The Hills have Eyes
w0nder what the kids will look like???
THE HORROR :0o
didi he marry that fugly bitch atop a mountain because she is a yeti….egad…that is one fugly fugly bitch
she looks like Erik Stoltz in MASK. HOLY SHIT SHE IS ONE HORSE FACED HORSE
OMFG. Good thing he's black and not orange or she would have mistook his dick for a carrot and bit it off……caca
Okay…ewwww. She's like 20 years younger than him. And he is a black midget!! Ewwwwwww…………..excuse me while I gag.
Hahaha. Wutchu talkin' bout. Is she British, or just po'?
cant even say shes a gold digger because he has no money… she just retarded!!! look at the picture she looks like shes not all there mentally
Re: beatrice – Holy shit.. you're right!! That is why I know that face!! Jorja Fox… it was buggin' me, I knew I'd seen that face somewhere. Put dark hair on her… and you're right.
Gary Coleman is a retarded dwarf. I saw him in a bar two years ago. He was drunk and wanted to fight me. Seeing that he was eye level with my hog, I told him to kiss it or I would kill him. He did! He gave it a nice smooch and left. He is a weird little dude.
Tiny Tim calls out from the grave,Miss Vicki,Miss Vicki where are you !!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there are no words…except that she's really…tan??
You are all a bunch of hateful idiot losers. Gary Coleman is one of the greatest actors of all time! That girl is so lucky to get him. I am so jealous. I would love to have Gary pork me all day long, and then he could beat me up all night. I wouldn't care. Just having him on top of me thrusting his pelvis and sliding his boner in and out of me would be worth a few punches! I hate every other poster here.
he actually is the 40 year old virgin..
Gary Coleman has always appeared to be a very angry man; even by his own admission. He acts like he has a chip on his shoulder and is just waiting for someone to knock it off. He is a pint sized OJ Simpson. "Ole girl" better be careful and have an escape plan…
Somebody prolly already said this but I don't care because it's funny
40 year old virgin yo it's not a myth
i dont know why people are being so mean .Gary Coleman didn't force this ugly white bitch down the aisle… she wants him like so many of the rest of you white hoes lusting after and chasing down black men and there big dicks you all cant seem to stop sucking on!!!!!!!! you all said it right !!! he doesn't really have any money so what is it about him that she wants thats right hes not attractive(when he was younger he was so cute) now that hes older and suffering from a life threating disease why does she want him? she willingly spreads her legs with him morning, noon and at night hes not forcing her to do anything she doesn't want to do.. she sees just what you all see so why the hell is she with him? all you white boys ask your white hoes what it is about black men that makes them choose them over you and want them so even though we all know what they want and thats BIG BLACK DICK in they mouth and up there asses with no lube!!!!!!!! they suffer from "black dick syndrome"!!!!!!!! thats right hes 40 and shes 22 but her ugly ass looks just as old as he does,if he wasn't sick he wouldn't look like that but we all her ass would look just how she does ugly and old looking with her thin ass wrinkle early skin, shes no prize either way you look at it with her nasty plaque riddled teeth and gingivitis puffy gums nasty heffa needs to see a dentist asap .
WELL PEREZ, LOOKS LIKE YOU AREN'T THE ONLY VIRGIN AFTER ALL! CONGRATULATIONS GARY, LOVE IS A GIFT, SOMETIMES IT TAKES A LIFETIME TO GET IT, SOME PEOPLE WASTE A LIFETIME TO FIND THEY ARE WITH THE WRONG PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU HAVE IT YOU KNOW!
Hey, Lulabelle —– You sure must be a hard up whore to want that fat piece of charcoal porking you! I bet I would need a calculator to count up how many barnicle encrusted diseased boners you have had stuffed inside you! As far as the beatings go, I wholeheartedly recommend Gary coming over to your house every day to beat your face in. Hey! Lulabelle, I also bet you are so stretched out, little Gary could hide up inside your baby hole! KILL YOURSELF!!!!
nelly….. Thank you for your words of long time experience! How many giant black boners did you get shoved up your dirty, smelly anus without lube? How many long, thick, black sausages did you kiss and lick the VD scabs off of? How many times were you rushed to the hospital to get your stomach pumped, after swallowing many quarts of black men's jizz? How many of your fetuses were killed, after you allowed another thousand black men to do you, and batter the baby's skull with their boners? Why don't you call up the three black men with the longest hogs, have one stuff it in your mouth, your baby hole, and your A hole, and see if they touch each other inside you! WHORE!
bahahah that is fucking hilarious
VH1 is on the phone Gary….