The Queen Has Landed
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia
After a very long flight, Perez has finally arrived in London!!!
It's soooooo good to be back. And, as always, we're staying at our home away from home, the glamoxurious Hempel Hotel.
We're in Londontown until Saturday, February 23rd, and we have lots of fun things planned.
Yay!!!!
Posted: February 13, 2008 at 11:49 am
that looks like marlon brando
let's hang out please!!!!!!!! x
Its sunny here in the midlands where i am but my best friend who lives in london says its grey and COLD! oh dear!
x
welcome anyway!
Hope you have an interview planned with Amy Winehouse.
YAY!!! Hope you have a goodtime in London Perez! Lots of love from Montreal, Canada! xoxo
Re: chris –
I couldn't have said it better myself! Thanks, Chris!
Welcome my friend, Welcome…………….x
Who is that in the painting, please?
Welcome to London Perez!
Do something big so all us fans can come praise you!!!
Welcome to England Perez, the weather is beautiful at the moment and i hope to see you while your on your trip here xxxx
Re: chris – if you hate Perez so much, why do you waste time coming on his site? you're not right in the head sir.
lucky bitch! eat a lot of chocolate and have fun!
To # 95, it's not going to happen. I will always be for someone who can fix this economy for sure.
To #98, There is no place in the World like America. I see you have never been anywhere. We save urotrash, it's fun..you know, like you trash our ' yanks' ..get over yourself bitch.
Lucky! The Hempel is FABULOUS!
Perez!! where in London will you be hanging out?? I wanna see you!
FYI, THE PAINTING IS A RIFF ON REMBRANDT'S FAMOUS SELF-PORTRAITS…THE ARTIST BECOMES THE SUBJECT.
PEREZ IS A RAGING EGOMANIAC…LOVE IT!!!!
we want a Perez Wino meeting right now!
RE; Funky Monkey RE; Chris
to some degree you are absolutely correct. i have never wished anyone dead in reality, i suppose i wish his career and his alias "perez" dead and mario can live on in shame for the rest of his natural born days. i just became unhinged after reading bets perez was making on how long sad britney had to live. i'm not even a fan of hers but he took this britney death wish of HIS way too far in my humble opinion. i think this scum bag perez perpetuates much hatred and anger in the world and i only wanted him to take a taste of his own bad medicine. then all his hypocritical postings about heath's unfortunate passing pushed me over the edge. i do my fair bit of charity work but there's always more i could do. sorry if i offended you or anyone on this site other than the creep who it was intended for. i still want to kick Perez's ass though! Anyone mind?
omg i wanna meet you so bad u got any public aperances lined up??
re: M
oh M sweet M. I may not be "right" in the head but I am all heart and you my dear are in love with a sad homosexual. are you any better in your head? i think not.
Re: christ – yeah America is a big joke to the rest of the world, until you little bitches who can't fight your own battles come to us for help…..nobody wants us in their business, but everyone complains when we aren't involved in cleaning shit up. go fuck yourself you cunt, we'll see what you country does next time they need a loan or they are getting attacked by some terrorist group
Sooooo jealous! Don't forget to hit up Vinopolis!!
welcome to london
you should definately post a few things on here about where you're going to be, me + my best friend j'adore you x
Who the fuck painted that crappy pic of me! Although I look pretty slim, I m still going to sue you from the grave! I also think brits refer to perez as a poof. And they smoke fags, and perez got exited till he found out what they meant. Wanker
-and the entire USA heaves a sigh of relief that he's gone. Extend your Visa, Mario, and go on a hunt for Spotted Dick.
Re: Grace E. –
Nobody messes with Anabel Goldsmith, even Perez Hilton. I'm sure they'd NEVER let him in Anabels anyway, not in a million years with that Plastic melted Chinese toy he still has hanging off his head.
I'd avoid speeding through any tunnels if I were you too P.
Besides I'm not even sure that she wasnt wearing underwear. It really didnt look like it to me, maybe that inverted pyramid V shaped wedge bang Kim Vo gave him is obstructing his vision. Hope he finally scraped it off and flushed it on the flight over the Atlantic.
IF! If only Pairass looked half as good….
hiiiiii can't believe you're sooo close, next time come visit paris i'll bake for you!
You'd better return my cape while you're here, you poofter.
YAY!!
Welcome back!!!!
I guess your off to the Brits. I went last year, tried to see you to say hi and "lovin your work" of course, but missed you.
enjoy, and the weather isnt too bad at the mo xx
Arrh Welcome Welcome to London! You gotta tell us where you are gonna be and hang out so we can come and meet our hero.
XXX
oh i'm So Fucking Jealous!!!! my sweety's in england, but i'm in the u.s. and on valentine's day… it's criminal!! lucky, lucky boy you are… have a blast Perez! XXXXXXXXX
love the portrait.
Now the Brits will see what a REAL QUEEN looks like!!! Maybe you can pick up a fake English accent like your idol, Vadge!!!
Good, you're in London. Now, lose your passport and stay there you fat pig.
Perez… I am so jelous I want to go to London sooooo badly. I want to move there actually.
Hey I know you are a Dan Rad fan, so make sure you try to get some good Dan Rad juice… yumm yumm!! yay!
come to leeds if you want! x
LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW IT'S SUNNY IN LONDON RIGHT NOW
Perez go home — England does not want you.
OMG Perez we are so pleased to have you in our little but ace country. You should weel come upto Manchester and visit Canal Street - you can't beat it.
xxx
BTW you came at a really good time cos we 'avin beautiful weather - u musta brought the sunshine wit u
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY YOU FUCKING YANKIE QUEER
Oh my goodness!!! Send us your itenary! We're coming down to London to find you!!!
Hey Perez welcome to Blighty! The sun has been shining here for a whole week, and no rain for ages, so you dont need worry! What are you up to when you are in the UK??? Brit awards obviously, Radio 1?? OMG exciting!
I hope u have a good time in THE COOLEST city ever
Re: hannah –
Ignore this silly tart and stay clear! Liverpool is a cultural hellhole and if you go there they'll rob the socks off your feet and the watch off your wrist before you even get off the train…
Stay in London where the people aren't parasitic racist homophobic rough assed monosyllabic skanky hos! They'd appreciate you more than those Northern twats.
"WE:RE" happy for you Frankenberry. You narcissist star fucker. Stop referring to youself with the ROYAL WE!!! YOu fag
How many star will "we" suck up to this weekend Frankenberry?
Re: hannah – as if, liverpool sucks, full of ugly chavs lol, london rocks!
Great painting!
Perez when you see Kylie next week at the brits…please please tell her to grow her hair or to add some extensions..Kylie's a naturally gorgoeus, beautiful girl who looks amazingly like she's 25 but her hair does not help..Anyway enjoy the Brits next week, and please cover everything Kylie on the night
Thanksxx
Re: JP –
Ha ha ha ha ha - short and to the point - love it!!
perez, you have to go to the chippy, i have a feeling you'll enjoy some fish and chips
also, you'll get to catch one of the new episodes of Skins, yay.
why the fuck would anyone care about him coming over here! its the celebrity's l care about reading, not u. doubt you'll be shagging anything. minging
Thanks for posting my pic Perez!
xoxo
Find Harry Potter for us and bring him back with you! He's tiny enough to fit in one of your suitcases I'm sure.
Is that a painting of perez? Certianly doesn't look anything like him. Perez looks like the twin of the Gummi Bear, not Marlyn Brando!!!
Much Hate,
Chingfly
P.S I live in the valley and will be starting my own blog, much better and more exciting then this boring one. Perez is def a BEAR hahaha
Welcome to LONDON, perez!
eww way to totally sell out
Steph Chard painted Perez . She has also painted Queen Elizabeth and recieved a letter from her and appeared on Australian TV.
http://stephchard.deviantart.com/
Re: AmyWineshack –
Actually it's been really good weather lately!
its about time!!! i have been waiting for you to come to london for ages! where will you be blogging from??? if only i didnt have damn school!
While you're at the Hempel Hotel, give a shout out to hotel owner Anouska Hempel - who spent the 70's as one of the queens of grindhouse cinema starring in flicks like SCARS OF DRACULA and Russ Meyer's BLACKSNAKE.
Please oh please tell me that you're not going to be at the Anti-War protest. I would cry.
WELCOME TO LONDON PEREZ, AND THE WEATHER HAS BEEN GREAT LATELY. DON'T INSULT TOO MANY OF US BRITS THOUGH, ONLY THE ONES WHO DESERVE IT XX
Wanna come for tea with me at the Dorchester?
I'll pay.
IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT SEEM THAT ALL PEREZ DOES NOW IS TAKES BRIBES? THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN PAID HIM OFF TO ENDORSE (A LOT OF GOOD THAT DID- MORONS!), RECORD LABELS PAY HIM TO "INTRODUCE" LAME ASS NEW SINGERS, AND NOW IT WOULD SEE THE HEMPEL HOTEL IS PUTTING PEREZ ON THE PAYROLL, TOO. HOW CAN WE EXPECT ANY KIND OF ACCURATE NEWS FROM HIM WHEN HE'S SUCH A SELLOUT???
I find it pretty disgusting that Perez stopped doing any election coverage once it was evident that Hillary lost. THE NYTIMES IS DOING THE SAME THING since they endorsed her, too. The media is a bunch of bullshit- and Perez, unfortunately, has become just as unreliable as FoxNews.
wow, i know that place! its about an hour from where i live, but im 12 so my mum probz wont let meet you!
you should have come last week, before the camden fire, codda hung at with wino at the pub there, it was a big celeb ave, maybe you can still go though, lots of bob marley stuff! snd drugs!
Screw London, when are you gonna come to Liverpool? xxxxxmwah!xxxxx
YAY!!!! COME TO LIVERPOOL!!!!!
u knw kirsty is coming dwn ur wayz
myt aswell come Aylesbury nd go Sacersons on a friday..
nd da weathers ben nice so far so shut your mouth amy wineskank (but den agen its meant to rain dis weekend
)
if u ent been den u dnt knw
ya heard?
xxxxxxx
Re: Beckysmeckysmoo –
Liverpool? What and get mugged by a load of Sonia lookalikes who have the worst fucking accent on earth. cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That place is gorgeous and like $600 a night!
/Holds out hand
/Runs away
Re: camden caner – LOL
I LOVE YOU.
I AGREE SCOUSERS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS.
Have fun be safe!
Go back to LA.
OMG PEREZ I LIVE IN ABOUT 10 MIN FROM YOU! i am totally gonna go to your hotel now, hahahahaha.
i fucked one once and couldn't get the cunt to shut the fuck up. drove me round the fucking bend. tossers! including 'atomic sluttens' attempting a Cilla Black track. cunts, the lot of em'.
what are you doing over there in that shit hole?
when exactly did this kicking take place? your country is a complete joke and you've just proved your own point nobody wants america in their business for benefit all america does is provide money WHICH is another sore point because the dollar isnt worth shit anymore whereas the pound is thriving. and who the fuck are america to talk about terrorists when the only reason we got bombed was for being associated with america, the most idiotic country of all whose inflated ego is its downfall christ even the terrorists said it, theyre out to get america. england was just associated with it through a cunt of a government but now thats gone youre on your fucking own.
stay there you FAT FUCK!
Hanging out with Mika when he gets back I'll bet
Have fun!!
So I'm assuming you posting a direct link to the hotel gives you a massive discount, am I correct?
You for sure are not paying full rates after that little website plug.
Perez, is that painting YOU?
.
Looks like you're having an Edith Piaf moment
(seriously though, LOVE it)
Brando> Perez, always.
But kudos for putting some greatness on this page.
#124…hey…um..fucktard?You do realize that your country is 9 TRILLION$ in debt right? Man..your economy is getting weaker by the moment, noone is going to you for loans, most are trying to get the money the USA owes THEM. You also realize that it was the USA crawling to other countries for "help" right? Called Canada cowards for refusing to "help", completely alienated France for not "helping".God, even Cuba offered you help during Katrina cause your sorry asses were doing NOTHING. Your great powerful country with all its army intelligence can;t seem to win a "war" against a bunch of "towel heads" and "camel jockeys"(not my words btw….USA's)whom YOU invaded. Ignorant moron, soooooo typical.
Have a great time, Perez!
omg have fun here, gutted im not in London this week would have tracked you down!!!
have fun xxx
Hey Perez, enjoy London! Its a great city!
ahh it's sorta near bayswater / notting hill gate! haha
your staying in a place not that far from me, wanna hit up london avec moi?! we'll go celeb hunting and everything haha
Eee you should so so move here permanently!
We
two words… tom fletcher.
hey, you should make your usual post about your whereabouts one day (but in serious advance) so that your fans can meet you. i'd love to have a little chat
i was staying in the Hempel two days ago!!
wooo, perez in london
london rocks!
Welcome back!!!
Enjoy your stay. I'm sure you will.
Hopefully i bump into to you.. it will be AMAZING!
Book a visiting massage while your in London…. xx
Yaaaaaay you're finally in London again…we should meet up and go crazy hehe
who is in that picture? please say that you aren't trying to pass that off as you, that would be the most funny thing you have ever put on here, well besides the cartoon of "you" that is at the top of this page. sorry, doesn't look anything like you, that guy is semi-tolerable to look at, you…..not the case.
FUCK OFF YOUR POOF, GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR SIDE OF THE WORLD, AND GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY YOUR DOG.
THERE ARE ENOUGH QUEERS IN THIS COUNTRY AS IT IS, WE DON'T NEED ONE THAT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME QUEERING IT UP IN OUR TOWN.
FUCK OFF, I HOPE YOU GET QUEER BASHED BY WOMEN. GO HOME YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE POOFTER.
P.S. LIVERPOOL IS FULL OF DIRTY SMELLY CUNTS, ESPECIALLY THE BIRDS !
OMG PEREZZZ !
Welcome to LDN BBY !
See you around I guess
go watch paramore while youre there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!