Such A Zexy Beast
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Stroke his tail!
Say hello to Uno.
This bangin' Beagle just took home Best in Show at the annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
He may be a hot pooch and all, but he's got nothing on our mini Goldendoodle, Teddy Hilton.
Look how big our baby is getting!

[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 14, 2008 at 8:04 am




Perez..do you have any idea how big Teddy is going to get? We have friends with two golden doodles and they are HUMUNGOUS…and they've absolutely ruined her home…not that she minds..but do you live in a big space?…if you don't, it's really not fair what's about to happen. They are part GOLDEN RETRIEVERS…THEY NEED TO RUN…you understand this, right? I hope so or you have no idea what you're about to happen to you.
HE IS SOOO ADORABLE!!!! He looks like a stuffed animal come to life.
omg……that's the cutest dog ever….(next after my dog of course ;p)
Teddy is soooooo cute!!!!
Perez. I'm really jealous of Teddy. I have a goldendoodle too, Carlie.. she's great but shes huge! I want a miniature =)
**Don't Shop, ADOPT**
Find a local BREED specific rescue or shelter near you to find awesome dogs waiting to find good homes.
Mutts are the best. Theyr'e one of a kind! And they'll love ya forever for saving them…….and you'll feel good too!
What a cute dog! But what is that on your night table, in front of your lamp?
Teddy is such a good name for him because he looks like a big old teddy bear! He has gotten sooo big! Team Teddy!!
Your dog is THE CUTEST I have ever seen!! He almost looks fake he is so perfect! And you are pretty perfect yourself, Perez! Thanks for making me laugh!
A shelter pet is euthanized every 6.5 SECONDS in the US alone. There are currently 4-7 MILLION homeless pets in the US. There are 15 dogs AND 45 cats PER person in the US. In the words of Bob Barker, "spay and neuter your pets"!
Teddy Hilton is the best thing about perezhilton.com
teddy is one of those dogs who starts as a cute puppy and gets cuter and cuter as he gets bigger
Mario, why don't you ever show the backside of your dumb ass dog? I'll bet you corn hole that thing on a regular basis.
I still live and breath in my beloved Cuba.
VOTE HUCKABEE TO SECURE OUR BORDERS!! OBAMA AND HILLARY CANNOT WIN!
Oh My Goodness! We have the SAME bedspread, only mine is Champagne color……….
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG!!!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG!!!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG!!!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG!!!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG!!!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG!!!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG!!!
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awww, I much prefer your doggie!
THAT IS ONE HOPELESSLY ADORABLE DOG, PEREZITO!!!! I HOPE U R ABLE TO ENJOY HIM FOR A VERY LONG TIME……
can you imagine all the anal sex that bed and dog have seen?
Perez, that dog is soooooo cute!!! You are one lucky guy! Teddy needs to be a doggy model with the way he's posing!!
Perez I LOVE Teddy!!! Where did you find such an adorable creature?!! I MUST gget one
OH MY GOD. TEDDY IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. I FEEL BAD FOR HIM THO, HE PROBABLY WON'T EVER GET A BATH, CONSIDERING YOU CAN'T EVEN BATHE YOURSELF PEREZ.
I have the same duvet cover as you..
and your dog is cute!
I had a poodle once.
not that you read these comments..
Aww too cute Perez. I thought of Teddy when watching UNO win too! Do not understand why Peta does not want humans to have dogs as pets and companions.
I want to steal your dog Perez!
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#45 - jenny says – reply to this
Cross-bred dogs like "mini Goldendoodles" are significantly less intelligent than full bred dogs or even regular mutts. When you start messing with genes over and over again to get a "mini goldendoodle" the dog will have some major developmental deficiencies. Sorry Perez but your dog is most likely an idiot.
^^^^^your afucking idiot thats not true at all over breeding would cause those problems not a couple cross breeds biatch get a clue most dog breeds were invented in the 19th century
He is so precious……and photogenic too!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TEDDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S SO CUTE, ADORABLE AND LEGGY.
Re: jenny – Is Teddy a Mini? He looks awfully long legged to me to be mini. He's still a pup. He's no mini. Perez' pee-pee is mini and not very intelligent, likely an idiot.
Teddy is precious. We need more pictures more often.
perez!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID DOG!!
gimme more gossip!
Both are adorable…but there's only one I would take home to play with my Pyrenees…TEDDY BABY!!!!
Re: jenny – Why can't you give dogs people food? If you don't feed them all day like a lazy fat-ass housewife watching oprah, what's wrong with it? They are carnivores; so all this dry dog food seems whack. My dog loves sausage and steak.
i have that lamp. actually i have two of them. the dog is loves, loves, loves!!
Is it Snoopy!!!!?????
Awwww - both are adorable. But I agree with some of the other comments - Teddy does look like a stuffed animal come to life, so soft and sweet
Teddy is soo cute!!
Teddy is soooooo adorable!!!!!!!!!
Dude your dog is so ugly theres nothing poodle about him,
he's an ugly dog!!
ooooh! I just want to kiss him and get wet puppy kisses from him!! He can come visit me and my dogs anytime! Can I puppy sit, Perez?
OMG TEDDY is the cutest sweetest little thing ever!! HAHAH what a silly little guy!
what kind of dog is that???
Teddy is a cutie and so are you Perez. Happy Valentine's Day !!!
perez, u need to give teddy his own website. honestly, the cutest dog ive ever seen.
Those are the ugliest and most annoying fucking dogs out there. I'd kick it in the head.
Re: jenny – How convinient Jenny, I'm a brain surgeon, lets swap numbers *cough* proved wrong *cough*
awww your lil fella is one cutie! i could do with a big ol snuggle with him!
YEAH UNO!!!!! A great Beagle for a great dog show!!!! Hurray for purebreds with reputable breeders who have health tested the parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg teddy got so big!!!! He looks like a cuddly little bear omfg so adorable, ANYTHING half poodle is perfect!
You're comparing an overpriced mutt to a Best in Show winner at Westminster?
Not even in the same league.
I want to kiss your dog. he is too cute.
Dude, that lamp in the background is so damn generic! Get something different! But damn your dog is the cutest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!! And I don't even like dogs! But yours is pretty damn cute and huggable!
Teddy is soooooo cute!!! I have an adorable poodle that we all love so much! BUT - I am SO glad a beagle won, and he is beautiful. I grew up with a most amazing beagle named Duke, who was warm and friendly with everyone and lived to be 17. He's been dead for years now, but every once in a while, I will have a dream about him, having fun and running around in a field. I def. believe he is in heaven. GO DUKE!!!
I am never one to comment on your site but i must say your dog is truly adorable! Where did you get the cutey from?
OMG!!! Teddy is the cutest ever! He really looks like a Teddy bear in this pic how he is so relaxing and chill. LOVE YOU TWO!!!
TEDDY IS THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD!!!!
Every boy should have his own Beagle. They love childrens and they never get tired.
I love Teddy. He's perfect.
It's a sad sign of the times, and what kind of person you are Perez, that you'd support a puppy mill.
him and my pooch, yoda, need to meet.
Teddy Hilton is cute, but not as cute as my dog!
I agree with #160, Beagles are the best and gentlest dogs for kids. Our beloved Duke never even came close to biting any kid, and he was around alot of them!! They like to "hunt" tho, so you have to watch them closely and make sure they don't run off chasing a rabbit!!!
OMG! Your dog takes the cake babe! Teddy totally rocks! As well as you Mr. Perez! Ay que caliente!!!!!!!
Oh My God, Perez! Teddy is so cute he doesn't seem real. You get to sleep with him every night! Lucky man.
Jenny, Beagles don't stink if they are fed a species-appropriate, home-prepared diet. It is the so-called scientifically-formulated, grain-filled junk that comes out of a bag which causes stinkiness, ear and coat allergies, intestinal diseases, autoimmune and bone disease, and a host of other problems in dogs. (On the net see Veterinarians John Symes, William Pollack, Richard Pitcairn, Michael Fox)
awwwwuh. teddy is adorable. i have wheaten terriers and they look kind of similar. sooo cute.
those legs, that comforter, that look in his eyes…
is teddy posing for the next centerfold of "studs 'n bitches" magazine?! lol
but seriously, he's absolutely precious! i just wanna squeeze him!
i love your teddy,
poodles are smart,loving ,
loyal and protective.
and adorable!!
it's great when poodles are not shorn into the poncey french poodle look,
i love the
sheep, shaggy teddy bear look,
gorgeous!
oh my gosh — Teddy is sooooooooooooooo cute….almost looks stuffed — too cute to be real. I so WANT one!
I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BIG HUG. IS HE IN LONDON WITH YOU?
That Beagle lives 10 minutes from me! I am so glad he won!
GO UNO!
When are you launching the "Teddy" bear toy!!!
I'm sorry, what? That champion beagle is nothing compared to you "goldendoodle". That is not even a real breed of dog ffs. Please for the love of god tell me you did not get that poor animal at a pet store.
Your puppy is absolutley gorgeous. He is made to be hugged and loved
Perez, your furbaby is a cutie pie!
Congratulations Uno! You are adorable and deserved to win Westminster!
love dog shows! I watched that one the other night and NEW the beagle was gonna take it! TEDDY IS ADORABLE!
Uno sure is cute…BUT OMG TEDDY IS SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HIM DOING THE SUPERMAN! LIL GUY…
Perez. Ive seen a recent picture of your house…and its DISGUSTING
OMG Perez! He is totally adorable! Definitely looks like a cuddler!
Make him his own myspace page!
what a silly looking cute puppy!! love him!!
i prefer the beagle. the other one looks ratty.
Awwwwww! TEDDY! Good thing he is now microchipped! I would totaly plan on stealing him!!!!!!!!!!!!! He looks happy and well cared for!
oh my god your goldendoodle is sooo cute!
That is the cutest dog I've ever seen!! How much is it Perez?!?!I want it too!!
Looks like a mutt to me
Awwwww Perez, Teddy is so adorable!
i just wanna jump on the bed and cuddle with him!
lol
fucking adorable… cute dog for an adorable queen
awww, teddy
Lift my tail and the the world my balls. Oh yeah, work it baby!
Lift my tail and show the the world my balls. Oh yeah, work it baby!
Teddy is the cutest little pup! I just want to squeeze him!
Perez, your dog Teddy is so very cute! He's just adorable.
Teddy could possibly be the 2nd cutest dog EVER!!!
My sweetheart doggie (Cody) would be number 1
OMG!! he's sooo adorable!! ^_^
Teddy has got to be the cutest dog ever!!!!!!!!!!
OMG i can't get over how adorable your dog is.
OMG..Teddy is the most ADORABLE dog I have ever seen :]
Teddy is the cuttiest puppy ive ever seen!