Putting The V in VD
Filed under: Anglophilia > Oops! > Jordan
The artist formerly known as Jordan, Katie Price, has a special Valentine's Day present for us all.
At a signing for her latest autobiography - yes, her latest - the British beauty had a little "accidental" nip slip in London on Thursday.
Gotta show off her new girls!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo (not like you haven't seen her goods before)!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 14, 2008 at 11:21 am
I'm not too sure who this is, but is she a whore? Certainly looks like one. And why is her nipple to the side? She and the doctor must have been seriously doped up when she got them done.
Sucks for her! Loser
they are in the wrong place
WTF? Why is the nipple way over on the side of her tit?
WOW, THAT NIPPLE IS WAY OFF SOMEWHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE . . . ! ! !
WHO THE HELL WAS DIRECTING ANATOMY-TRAFFIC DURING THAT SURGERY ???
THAT SURGEON SHOULD BE SUED . OR TAKE A PENILE IMPLANT TO THE RECTUM .
AND TO "WHO?" AT # 1 : NO IDIOT , NO WAY NATURAL .
I even thought the white dot was kind of off. Afoul of right field.
Re: i love christian bale – Hey I love Christian Bale… You should know what your talking about before you post. Just because your pal is a plastic surgeon dosnt make you even qualified to make a statement let alone anything else. BEAT IT.
She is super duper hot. At least she doesnt have the monster areolas. 100% do able
Her nip is in the wrong place.
Re: butch – DO YOU THINK EVERYONE HAS PINK NIPPLES? MAYBE YOU SHOULD POST A PIC OF YOUR NAKED SELF ON HERE AND LET PEOPLE DECIDE HOW HIDEOUS YOU ARE!!
mine are definitely not pink and i've got amazing boobs! but then again i'm not white and pasty.
Re: clo – Hey "clo" at 91 : I checked "holymoly.co.uk" and ALL those pictures simply confirmed that BOTH are runaway nipples. Too high, and WAY too far to the outside. And by default, it creates the effect of her appearing cross-eyed.
Her legs have like ZERO muscle tone
Perez, hate to say it but that isnt Jordan haha!
I've been a fan, because she's kinda like Anna Nicole but british. I get she has to do some up keep but I dident even recognize her!! I had to type in Jordan on star seeker to make sure this was right!! From what people are saying Im not the only one. Cant someone get to her before she ruins what she has? To late this bitch is the next train wreck!!
Her nipple is to the side because her plastic surgeon didn't center the implant at the middle of he nipple which is the correct location. Reason for that is because she must of wanted clevage at ALL COST, meaning that she started it with very small and seperated boobs and had the implants been centered she would of had very far apart breasts with no clevage.
DEAR FLAMER HILTON, I WILL GIVE YOU MAD PROPS IF YOU ARRANGE A MEET AND GREET FOR ME WITH THIS WHACK JOB. I WILL IMPRESS HER WITH MY MEMBERSHIP TO THE RIPPEDANAL CUNTRY CLUB OVER LUNCH THEN SEND HER ASS PACKIN. HOOK A BRUTHA UP, STUBAKKA
hate her
Hah! Her nipple is on the side of her boob…
That sucks.
She is so average looking. There is nothing special about her. She also looks overrated and you can see the stretch marks on her. Her skin is like a prune and by the time she reaches her half mark she will look like a raisin.
Who cares about her? She has no talent. She looks like every other cookie-cutter washed up modern buxom. She isn't classy and isn't beautiful.
There is nothing special about her looks and she has no talent at all.
That looks so intentional, what a retard
i thought i heard somewhere this skank had her fake ballons removed??? what a fucking joke still looks like a piece of fugly white trash such a shakme when girls have such low self esteemthey wanna look like a damn circus freak. dumb ho!!!
i thought i heard somewhere this skank had her fake ballons removed??? what a fucking joke still looks like a piece of fugly white trash such a shame when girls have such low self esteemthey wanna look like a damn circus freak. dumb ho!!!
fucking hilarious!!! spend all that money on fake ass tits and get shafted!!!! she probably didnt even go to a board certified plastic surgeon, probably had it done at her house!!! stupid ass!!! has it been so long since you had natural tits you forgot where the nipple is suppose to be?????? shes so fugly only reason people pay attention to her is becasue like all of hollywood shes a fake ass ho!!!!!!!! keep your skanky ass in Britain we got enough of your kind over here already
She looks absolutely nothing like she did before. Her face is completely different. She's not bad looking by any means, just way different.
Who is this person? No, really… WHO is this person? She is so plastic and fake and looks like a doll. She used to be quite pretty - naturally (remember I'm a celeb get me outta here?) - now she's just another plastic person. Another plastic celeb and she she is S.A.D.
oh my what a love and pretty nipple! really is that her? she's unrecognizable
wow, i didn't recognize her at all!!
she actually looks HUMAN NOW!!!!
Looks good!
Fuck Katie Price!
Frigging Katie treats her husband like a dog! Gimme some of that Peter Andre …yummy…..
The doctors did a great job.
I'm not for to much plastic surgery, but done in the right amount can be great.
God love hot, easy women. They make the world go round. Or give me that high rise in my Levis. lol!
Back to her usual slutty ways I see. This cheap skank is no better than Jodie Marsh, the Essex chavette who she used to have an open feud with a few years ago who she once described as having a nose like a 'builder's elbow.'
Ms Katie….Not that you weren't a hot Mama then….
But you picked a great doc.
Your nose job is one of the best I've seen….it looks like you were born with it. And people can see more of you and how pretty you are with the breast reduction.
im pretty sure that's her sister…another glamour model in the UK, Yeah, um, that's not Jordan at all. What's up with you lately perez???
hot hot hot
I love this girl! I think she looks great..be nice!! She's a firecracker!
Re: j – Even girls with large breast that are natural…it can occur.
The nipple is turned out more the larger the boob gets, so that babies can get the nipple while being cradled in their mother's arms.
I've seen it on chicks with small tits too…but it really is apparent with C or D cups and higher.
Check out pic real boobs that are large and you'll probably see it.
Show Us Your Puppies!
she looks nothing like she used to. i had no idea who she was until i saw the name and i barely recognized her then. she kinda looks like jessica simpson.
How does she no t feel her nipple is out? I know when I have nip slips you can feel it! But then again my tits are real and spectacular!!
This isn't photoshopped…go to the Daily Mail, it's the same picture. She looks so much better but completely different. She constantly changes her image. Also not all stars in America are drugged out there are prolly as many in the UK as there are here like Kerry Katona and Pete Dougherty. I don't know about all the nanny rumors though but I still love Jordan.
she looks normal now. it's like she went from blow up doll to a person
she's unrecognizable with that nose job
I swear, I love to read comments on every website I go to EXCEPT this one with all the freak stupid ass "first"……GOOSH, so fucking what if you are first and for the other 30 of you YOUR NOT FIRST SO JUST MAKE A COMMENT……
I LOVE HER!!!!!!!
what the hell is that nipple doing way over there!!
Who is she and who cares, we have all seen tits!
First of all, think about the way she is holding her arms up.. there is NOTHING wrong with the placement of her nipple. She has her body in a weird position and her arms up, and the side of her shirt pushing both of her breasts inward.. so… that is why her nipple looks like its on the side. It's amazing how people just start pointing out negatives! LOL.
"Putting The V in VD"
I want to put my D in her V.
She looks priceless. Can't put a pricetag on something like that.
And she looks hot as hell!
nipples are supposed to be in the middle of the boob… not in her armpit.
that's a major nip slip
ummmmm, i believe the nose job will prob ruin her career. katie doesnt look the same at all, i didnt even know it was her…bad move
OMG …. ITS LOOKING AT ME!
she looks better but she doesn't look like herself. she should have kept her old nose….i almost missed this story when i was scrolling down I was like "oh dont know her dont care" then i noticed i was katie price! i miss her flawed nose!
whore
That almost does'nt even look like her! I mean she looks good but totally different!
holy shit those nipples stray to the left and right.. totally uneven and unnatural!!! LOL
her nip looks like it's scared and trying to sneak off to her armpit to hide
Wow, she really does not look the same as she did before. Almost unrecognizable. She does look very good but also like a Barbie-fake.
SHE'S A HOTTIE
Um, what's up with her nipple? Why is it so far over?
Hahaha she thinks she's being sexy but she actually looks stupid!
She looks so much more natural and way more attractive brunette. You can't even recognize her! If only she would remove the implants!
Her nipple should NOT be pointing to the left.
Huh… Brunette Barbie came to life, apparently. There's nothing about her that isn't fake, fake, fake.
It's pointing the wrong way. GROSS
who the fuck is she?
i thought you were going to say
putting the V in Venereal Disease
haha
she looks way better than she did
still hating the plastic tits tho~
She's so hot as a brunette.
have you guys seen her without makeup??? she looks soo horrible and completely different!! she looks pretty here.. and i tihnk the reason her nipple looks off..maybe cause her arsm are up in theair which cause the boob and nipple to go slightly higher..if you guys want to know, lol
Actually Christian mine are real, and look just like that, so I say they did a great job!!! Well, I mean nipple wise!!! You plastic surgeon friend must not have seen all natural breast in the world, I am sure he has seen more fake ones than natural ones, and is use to suppose to be making them look fake!!! Maybe she wanted hers to look real this time around!!!!!!!:) I think she looks stunning!!! I would pay to look like that!! The whole way around!! She looke great as a blonde, and she looks fab as a brunnette!! Oh and Peter, MMMMMMMMMM is all I can say!! I bet they have great sex!!!
i dont understand?? what's so gross about a boob?? and gosh finally she got some work done on that face she looks better now
She has a gross chest which is full of brown patches from sun damage, shes not a natural beauty, she has to wear a face full of makeup to look good, and has plastic surgery to be hot, normal girls dont need surgery to look hot. Without the work and the makeup she would look like such a hag!!
nice nips
I love her think she is FABULOUS xx
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Leave jordon alone she is the bomb!!! her books are amazing and she does great for herself workin hard and being a great mum, n she looks lovely with her new look much more natural and softer around the face.
What has she done to herself - her face is totally different.So much for the tittie job..they're still flopping out. Haul em in Katie.
that's not even where her nip is supposed to be!
Oh my God!!
I hardly regonise her!!! = (
She's changed soo much!!
She looks really pretty, but its just not her!
she is a slut i want to fuck her all day !
puttanona sukkianerkie!!!!!!!! sborrr sborrr sborrr!!!!!
I really loved the reality show her and her hubby did. She reminds me of a British Jessica Simpson I wish she hadn't had all that work done, though her boobs do look a lot better. They are still a tad too big…..
Put some more makeup on skank!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that isn't jordan! it looks nothing like her!!!!
She just made my Valentine Day a lot "harder" to forget !!!
This is the same outfit Geri Halliwell from the spice girls wore in their 1998 SpiceWorld tour.
Some of us still remeber that outfit!!!
Thats some nasty weird nip…too bad shes kinda hot..
um, EWWWWWWWWWW
i'd tap that, and tap that, and tap, and tap, tap, tap tap…ooops! gotta go
Ew her nipple is sick! Lord help us all. She needs to take a seat. Love the fake lashes, though.
nice surgery scars.
YOU STUPID FUCK PEREZ,THATS NOT EVEN KATIE PRICE AKA JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks good to me. I dont care who she is or what she's done!
Who cares about fake nipples on fake grapefruits? Why even bother to cover it.
Re: i love christian bale –
well my best friends a surgeon too and and he said that it total bullshit. breats are all different and not meant to be the same or perfect!! go and ask your friend to give you a sex change!
I HATE HERR, shes so talentless. She drank through her entire first pregnancy and look what happened to her poor son? shes an idiot and gotta say im with posh on this one tackiest of the tack
it looks like salami