They Need To Take Acting Classes
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
Can they pretend like they really love each other????
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt brought along their favorite photo agency for a little Valentine's day photo shoot yesterday.
It was a "fairy tale day out" for The Hills stars.
Spencer showered her with red roses, chocolate dipped strawberries, Cristal champagne and a new pair of Jimmy Choo's.
The photo caption made sure to only refer to Heidi as "the new pop star."
Ha! Ha! Ha!
By the way, we love how in this video we made with her and Pratt, Montag says that she didn't care about the negative reaction to her new bikini clad music video. Yet, there she is on the cover of Us Weekly this week talking about how she cried herself to sleep because people didn't like the clip.
Lies, lies, lies. And Us Weekly knows it. Yet they still put them on their cover. And we're still talking about them.
We feel so dirty!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
UGH If I see one more lame story about these two barfalicious fakes, I think I may need to start a Heidi and Spencer hate site LOL!
PLEASE JUST DON'T WRITE ABOUT THEM! DON'T MENTION THEM, THEY DON'T REALLY EXIST!
He looks as awkward as all fuck, and she wishes it was anyone but him next to her in the picture. They're both so BORING!
Somebody push them over already - they make me sick - they are about 2 weeks away from a scandal - I can feel it!!!!
what gets me, is that in the US weekly story she is crying that she couldn't afford to do more. Sacrifices baby…you and spence can afford gucci purses & suits, fancy cars and plastic surgery…
Can't they just get in a fatal car accident and be done with it! Those two are so not worth reading or caring about!
Um, just stop posting their stupid pics and maybe people will stop paying them to stage them. They take the most fake, posed pictures ever and I can't believe those idiot magazines put them on the cover. I actually will not buy a magazine if they're on the cover because they're not actually celebrities. If you feel you must talk about them, don't use their photos. Then this shit will stop….
The two of them could not come across any more desperate than they are. It's just so sad and pathetic. Trust me, it will only be a matter of time before they both fade away for good.
'how about the whole fake ring he gave her. is she still wearing it? i personally can't get enough of these lalalooosers. do they know everyone is laughing? they are like a bad accident you can't stop watching. they really think they are something don't they……so what happens to them when people stop taking the pictures…….nobody will hire them…….do you think their fake relationship will end? will heidi get fired from her fake job? ohmigod the boobs are fake…..will they go to? oh the horror of it all……..baaaahaaaa I needed a good laugh, thanks Spencer and Heidi.
they should have drowned.
Perez, seriously…I love your website until you put Heidi and Spencer on the website. It makes me not want to look at it. Stop the insanity…these two are RETARDED!!!! They think they are famous. THEY ARE NOT!!!!! Shit, post pictures of me on here instead!
Why do we talk about them? Please stop putting them on your site! You're playing right into their hands, Perez.
Re: hahahahaha – as you can see by the number of posts, we all love this train wreck…..i mean we won't buy any records, pay to see any movies or watch anything because of them, but they are a free laugh…….i love it when total idiots take themselves so seriously…….like they actual have something to offer…..i mean they are funny……in such a pathetic way…….but seriously……i wouldn't buy a magazine they are in…..would you?
Re: chuckle – good point. no way would i buy anything they are in. but your right……we are all rubber neckers…..oh bad accident, can't look…have to look….no no can't look, just one peek, no, yes……..whatever
They suck so bad, MTV needs to take them out of the HILLS. We dont want to watch them. Her video sucks too, its funny that she thinks she knows how to sing.
They should have used the money they spent on Cristal, Jimmy Choos and Roses on that lame ass music video. I cannot believe that people are even interested in these talentless a-holes.
#103 - Tara says – reply to this
UGH If I see one more lame story about these two barfalicious
AWESOME IDEA!
HEIDIOUS!!!!
Oh come on, that "pop" video wasn't even a real thing was it? I though that was just something STUPID they did in their spare time. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A REAL MUSIC VID? Oh my God Heidi can't really be that dumb, right?
They are such ugly lame asses! Faux as hell and just plain dumb! I wished the boat capsized and sent them 300 leagues under!!
Did Heidi get more plastic surgery?? In the video clip it looks like maybe veneers on her teeth? So much for a small town girl from CO.
They are made for each other….both are very unattractive people no matter how much plastic surgery they get. Neither has any talent singing, acting, shooting a lame as music video oh did I say bad singing!! I hope they don't have a baby that is the last thing we will need to see is a monstrous being from them!
Perez you stupid idiot, ur giving douchbags even more exposure. I still think its funny though
I HATE THESE LITTLE HILLS BITCHES SOME ONE NEEDS TO KICK THEM OUT ON THEIR ASS TO LEARN HOW TO STRUGGLE IN LIFE JUST A LITTLE .IT'S A SLAP IN THE FACE TO PEOPLE WHO HAD NOTHING (ME) WENT TO SCHOOL BY WORKING 3 JOBS AND ACOMPLISHED ALOT IN LIFE.I DID EVERYTHING ON MY OWN PEOPLE SHOULD'NT RISE UP THE RANKS BECAUSE OF MOMMY AND DADDY ITS PATHETIC!!!!!!
Re: er9803 – YOUR RIGHT I CAUGHT MY NEICE WATCHING THE SHOW ONE DAY AND MADE HER TURN IT OFF!!!ANY EXPOSER BESIDES BAD EXPOSIER FEEDS INTO THIS KIND OF FAME.I'VE SEEN POOR KIDS TRY TO EMULATE THEM AND ITS DISGUSTING TO ME
You should feel dirty!! lol
These two are soooo boring!
And he is sooooo gay! When does he plan to come out?
THOSE ROSES AINT GONNA MAKE HER VA-JAY-JAY SMELL ANY BETTER
these 2 make me sick. they always look so "posed". barf!
These two fucktards have got to be the most nauseating shameless attention whores I've ever seen in my life. Is there nothing in their "relationship" they don't stage. God, how can they not even be embarrassed for themselves. And that bouquet of roses looks fake too. Get a clue, the world is laughing AT you, you fucking morons.
I agree with Jay - Spencer does have a gay vibe. I watched The Hills for 10 minutes to see what all the fuss was about, and it's catty & boring. Spence is mean & bratty. Heidi is delusional & brainless. Seriously, I have seen children in my daughter's grade 1 class behave with more maturity than Spence & Heidi. I don't think anyone on earth should be rewarded for such rude, ignorant, & narcassistic behavior. Rainbow Spence has the eyes of a serial killer!
Their craptacular. I wonder if they're spawn into a so bad it's good type of thing. Or if they'll just continue to suck. The one good thing about Spencer is that his insincerity and thinly veiled sarcasm is highly entertaining.
PATHETIC
Re: Scottie –
Oops and I can't spell… oh well.
omg!! why can't they just go away!!!!!
NO ONE CARES!!!!!
Re: starlet – u r awesome! love the sperm comment!! I am soooo stealing it!
wow!! they try so hard to look inlove, cut that out, it look like they r inlove with them selfs
i hate rich people………… another ungreatful rich bitch….. heidi with another free ride, completely ungreatful for anything she has, she is a total skank to lauren…… the reason why she was on a t.v. show, the only reason anyone knows her name……… and 'oh i have money, so i should make an album, tee-hee' because people should love?………………….GO AWAY FOREVER HEIDI ANS SPENCER, go birth some little barbies and ken dolls in hollywood hills somewhere………… and keep ur mouth shut………. little note….. just because you have money doesn't mean that you have an opinion worth listening to.
So awkward. Weird. Strange. I would call them retarded, but that would insult "retarded" or "challenged" people. Do they sit around and say, "Hey, let's STAGE a romantic *what was that anyway, dinner, cruise, what* afternoon so that cameras can see how much in love we are". I seriously don't get the point of the whole thing.
They are SOOOOOOOOOOO Irritating!!! She is just such a sell out!!! He is just a jerk!!!
Does anyone else think that Heidi is starting to look like a porn star? Pretty soon, she will be so fake tanned, botoxed, restalin, and boob jobbed up she won't even be recognizable.
ok here is what I am confused about…Heidi said in that interview were she told everyone she cryed herself to sleep (boo who), she says they had better ideas for the shoot but "couldnt afford it" BUT yet here they are on some fancy boat, w/ roses, chocolate cover strawberrys, a bottle of Chrystal AND she got a brand new pr of JIMMY CHEWS ummmm in my book 90% of those gift are crazy pricey! Your right they really need to learn how to act cause this is getting redick xo
These two crack me up. I love how they are constantly trying to convince everyone how true their love is. By doing so, it just makes them look like they are trying so hard to believe it. lol
Please stop writing about these two useless people.
why is everyone telling perez to stop talking about these two and find someone more interesting?? pathetic people and desperate celebrities is the purpose of this website!!! if you wanna hear about barack obama, goto cnn.com…..
Why do you still give Douche Bag Spencer and Heidi Horseface attention? If everyone would just ignore them, they would eventually go away.
omg these two losers are so boring and non important!! why do you keep posting about them? They are just desperate people starving for attention in any way they can get it!! Stop promoting them. They are so pathetic acting, i mean how many fucking times are they going to stage a photo shoot, it's just trashy and lame. Is it really a surprise that her singing sounds like puppies dieing and the shitty video was in fact…. a shitty video filmed by her gay boyfriend!! duh….it would be interesting to see what losers watch the Hills. They are probably like the people that think WWE wrestling is real too except i give more credit to the wrestling cause at least they had to work for their fame and earn it.
SPENCER - YOUR A DEUSCHE - DIE IN A FIRE
These 2 make me sick. They are so FAKE. Totally Disgusting!!!!!!!!
naaaaay. giddy up horsey girl.
WHO THE HELL MADE THESE FUCKERS FAMOUS?!? this is why I stopped watching MTV.
if i ever met heidi and spencer i would throw tomatoes at both of them….and then i'll hire a pitcher to whip one right at the side of spencers head to knock him down
I don't think I have seen such egos in my life. These two love themselves WAY too much. And please, acting lessons can't help her, she is so obvious it hurts.
I FUCKING HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER! LIKE WHY DO THEY THINK THEY ARE FAMOUS?! HER SONG BLOOOOOOOOWS, AND IT WAS CLEARLY A NO BUDGET FOR THE VIDEO AS WELL. SPENCER IS SO GAYYY AND EVERYONE IN AMERICAN HATES BOTH YOU OF!!! GO LAUREN!!!!
LMAO SHE WAS CRYING AT HOW HORRIBLE HER MUSIC VIDEO IS!
she should be ashamed…worst video ever
and why do they have to have everything posed?
shes uch a liar & wuld do anything for attention.shes gettingon my nervvves..
Why won't these two just go away
cristal is so gross.
I hate them so much
oh my god they look like brother and sister…. they are so ugly lol they need to go away.
I can't believe websites even put these idiots on their blogs. I can't believe mags publish stories on them. I want to think of them as being young and dumb, but that's too nice. The horse face and her brillo pad hair dude need to go away. I did see the video by accident and it was hilarious, not only does she suck at singing, but she's a stiff when it comes to anything natural. Go AWAY already….they really shouldn't be that hard to ignore. Maybe the only reason they're still around is for comedic purposes only. Seriously, I've rarely seen a positive comment on the dorks.
I'm SICK of hearing about these two. They are not as attractive as they make themselves out to be. Their personalities are boring bordering on downright ugly. So lets stop writing about them so I can stop reading about them! Please!
Heidi has absolutely no star quality whatsoever. please just give up girl you'll never be anything more than somthing for us to laugh at.
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That is soooooo funny. kill him off the show! ha ha ha that is great!
And why exactly do people care about this stupid couple? They are both ugly and have no talent..I don't get it..
Umm.. feed the bitch a cheeseburger or sumthin.. my Gaww.. as for him… dude needs a serious facial make over.. someone call dr. 90210
Re: Mary K – This girl sacrificed EVERYTHING I mean everything for this fucking douche bag. He's not a good person at all. He's selfish and doesn't care in the slightest about her or her future. He's only with her because of her connection with the cameras (meaning the Hills). I watched the Hills from the start of it and find it truly entertaining except for one thing, HIM. He's dirty and cheats on her. Dump him now Heidi before it's too late.
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS!!STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS!!STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS!!STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS!!
he is the cheesiest mutha fucka on the face of the planet!….suck dick cheese ball!…n fuck all u other spoilt little cunts from the hills…why do they always go clubbin then r able 2 drive home after..i shud teach um a thing or 2 bout gettin wankered!!….fuckin idiots!
PLEASE STOP POSTING ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!! SO SICK AND TIRED OF THEM.
STOP THE MADNESS!!
STOP THE MADNESS!!
STOP THE MADNESS!!STOP THE MADNESS!!
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i seriously hate these two… can't we boycott these idiots and just run them over?! god!
What are they trying to prove???
yuuuuck.
I am grossed out.
I like the way he holds his bottle
could spencer be ANY more cliche??? (roses, chocolate strawberries, champagne). SERIOUSLY. this guy has no originality. oh wait, we already knew that…
These two are soooo lame.. Please don't waste your time reading about them! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! She really anoys me!
Re: RomeoX – You're disgusting.
this shit makes me sick. they do this only for publicity, and bad publicity at that. they both need to go away out of the publics eye
Heidi and Spencer are like a bad STD, they just wont go away! Drop these 2 "wanna-be" celebs!
PEREZ I love your website, but you are sooooo two faced! I saw the video clip of you being all nice to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, acting like you 3 were the best of buds. Yet when they aint around you post such negative things about them? Don't get me wrong, I've always been on team Lauren, but are you like this with all celebs? You sorta do this with Paris Hilton sometimes too. You SOMEtimes write bad things about her, yet you say shes your name sake and that you two are the "Best of buds".
Just don't be all fake to celebs you meet cause its so backstabbing!
Looks like Heidi has had some cheek implants and an eye lift maybe. She does not even resemble the Heidi from two years ago! And…she is now very successful in making herself look like every other blonde actress/singer wannabe in Hollywood.
Perez, if you stop putting them on your site, maybe they will go away!
Seriously…..who the fuck cares about Heidi & Spencer. When is their 15 mins gonna be up. I'm sick & tired of seeing these losers with their fake smiles & poses haming it up for the cams.
Losers!!!
Ok Rosie O'Donnel is no longer the most annoying celeb. These two are (well most annoying non-celebs anyway) They try to make everything they do look like it belongs in a lifetime movie, and all it does is make me want to hurl. And as for the music video, it was the most low budget thing I had ever seen and no way is she going to be a pop star, she sucks and can't sing! Cheesy, so cheesy!
I don't know how this girl keeps from jumping off the boat! Between that hilarious video and that ugly pug she calls a boyfriend. Jumping is her best option.
I really think they are not that bad…she looks great and he looks hot -everyone is just hating…if I could make money like them the way they do it-why not?? There could be worse things they could be doing. LEAVE THEM ALONE…
I think both of them suck! Who cares about Speidi! They are played out!
Is it me, or does all their outings seem like a cover up for the fact that Spencer is obviously gay! I see nothing hetero about that guy. It's obvious they're trying way too hard to be a "happy couple".
Does this girl, yet, realize what a joke she is….and that her alleged boyfriend is nothing more than a pimp? Honey, your 15 minutes is over. Now go away!
they are the definition of posers. serioulsy it's just sad how desperate and hollow they are.
EW WHATS WITH THE OLD NAVY FLIP FLOPS?
LOSERS
kay. perez..dude.. you talk all nice to them on that youtube video and now like your making fun of them
When Heidi ho cried, did she cry Silicon or Reslin tears??
I LOVE THESE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING THEY DO IS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
The two of them are probably at home in their apartment with the washer and dryer in the living room. (anyone ever notice that)? There drinking Miller beer, eating McD's, unbathed, and reading all these post.
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(the real life of H & S)
Where is Jaws when you need him?
Spence it's Valentine's Day, what's the matter rich boy, you can't shell out the money for a bottle of Krug, Clos du Mesnil?
Lucky Heidi.
ewww, they disgust me.
I've never seen her show, but this girl…this girl is hideous looking. WHY are we forced to see her? I knew a girl like her in college, she tried everything: new teeth, anorexia, incessant working out, buying expensive clothes, buying sluttle clothes, laxatives, aerobic swimming, going blonde, buying an expensive car, giving blow jobs like flowers in Hawaii, everything…she tried it all AND NONE OF IT MADE HER EVEN REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE. This girl was just meant to be ugly, seriously. This girl is one such woman. She is really meant to be unattractive. She looks like one of those horrible skeletons with all the life sucked out of them in horror flicks. She looks cheap and low rent…she looks like trash, honestly…like she's lived a long, hard, depraved existence. So why are we looking at her? She's like that comedian Chelsea Handler, she's not fat or particularly ugly…but she IS fat and ugly, somehow… Oh well, nature just wants to screw some folk…can't get around it…*shrugs*
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i don't know why but i like her
her song body language is a kind of good
That is my uncle's boat, he was asked if they could be shot sitting on it. The man taking the picture said it would take 10 minutes. My uncle said he looked like a friend, there were no pap's there.
The bottle was brought by them with foil on the top with an elastic holding it on. It was previously opened.
**** Spence and Heidi, it's a small world, gossip gets around, your both fools.