Don't Try This At Home
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Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently.
The Jackass explains all on his official blog:
"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"
Ouch!
Not buying it…that isn't real blood. Real dried blood isn't that bright or that red. It's more brown than red. Besides, how the hell do you nearly rip your dick off riding a dirt bike especially if he was wearing the appropriate gear which is looks like he was. Full of shit!
Shame that some people will do anything to stay in the limelight. How about doing us all a favor and put a suicide bombers vest on and blow yourself up! He,he, he, that would be very fn funny…..you poser.
that's fake as hell. blood isn't that red.
I WOULD LICK THE BLOOD OF HIS BALLS AND COCK ANYTIME!
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – yea and the black people are in all the gangs and blow shit up. Sucks to be you
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!
I am sooooooooooooo tired of him!
I completely agree with you Donna:
#35 - Donna says – reply to this
ALL of those Jackass guys are losers!! The whole concept is the most disgusting form of "entertainment
how do you know wat activities are on a gay cruise obviously youve been on one you homophobic retard
torn urethra mmmmmmmmm…
Re: crazy AZZ Negros – You just love to come on here and reply to bullshit with more bullshit dont you. you dont even know if the person whose name is crazy ass white people is black, but you Assume they are so you automatically target black people. Your the real JACKASS if you think that blacks are the only ones who dont like white people. almost every race hates white america, some of it is because of bush but mostly because of the american history. you know..that whole killing people for land, gold and diamonds.
bullshit!!! publicity stunt…… nice try
not a easy way to make a living
DUMB ASS
idiot
Re: JAY – mmmm im with you on that one!!!
poor johhny knoxville :[
johnny knoville has absolutely no talent. Since when is acting about self abuse and obnoxiousness. There are so many people out there with real talent that don't end up in the hospitaol at the end of every scene
ouch
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE –
your the CRAZY AZZ
soo what if they do retarded things? thats what there supposed to do they're jackasses, it doesnt really mean all white people are crazy. your a dumbass!
SHOULD I BE MORE DISTURBD AT BRITNEY'S DRUG USE OR SHOULD I BE DISTURBD THAT HUMAN BEINGS ACTUALLY PAY TO GO SEE A MOVIE WHERE CHIT LIKE THIS GOES ON? MY BRUTHAS AND SISTAS STEP BACK AND ASK YOURSELF BEFORE GOING TO SEE SOME CHIT LIKE THIS….."WHAT AM I GONNA GET FROM THIS?" BECAUSE YOU ARE PLACING AN IMPRINT ON YOUR MIND
that looks gross….not to be gross, but doesn't blood usually dry darker that bright red????
omg that must have been painful..ouch
FAKE. Blood is NOT that bright red.
Ewwwwwwwww. Looks like a havy period blood on dirty pants.
Ewwwwwwwww. Looks like a havy period blood on dirty pants.
Maybe he needs a Tampax too.
Ouch is right. Knoxville, if you keep this up, lets just say baby making will not be in your future. But I love you to death. Such a cutie.
KNOXVILLE IS A GOD.
oh johnny. you dumbass lol
EWEWWEWEWWEW
OMG
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THATSSS SOOOO GROSS
poor johnny T.T
poor johnny T.T
Re: tara – just dumb.. you are comparing apple's to oranges. it's just a fact, you really don't see MINORITIES doing this jackass type of shit. i can go on youtube & find a hundred more white kids doing this same dumb shit. now talking about murder, what race is immune from having a murderer in the mix???? you can't seriously talk about blacks & mexican's as if white people aren't fuckin murdere's too. give me a break…
This is STAGED.
HAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHA AMG
It's literally "Ouch my balls!" from the movie "Idiocracy".
Woah, SHIT.
Well, that should hurt.
Johnny Noxville is a moran, he will end up killing himself, and who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey peeps, it's called Jackass for a reason! He's lucky he didn't tear off the whole thing.
He is nuttier than a squirrel turd. No pun intended
Woo Hoo! Does this mean he's out of the gene pool?! If not, all I can say is keep it up Johnny Jackass. A couple of more hits to your nuts or some good old fashioned scar tissue gives me hope!
we watch ur show whenever it comes on i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Warden – lol i like ur comments lol.
it looks like his always pad leaked, the next time try the ones with wings
He is lucky that is the worst thing that has happened to hum so far. I watched his shows and movies with my teenage son and did anyone NOT see this coming.
I work in an ER, That's a MINOR amount of blood. He couldn't have been that badly injured.
looks like it was that time of the month for him!
I used to have the biggest crush on Johnny… but I grew out of that REAL QUICK. lol But I couldn't help but almost have a heart attack when I heard that he got hurt. Poor babyyyyy!!!
nice publicity stunt. knoxville, you're a DUMBASS!!!
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – I think you mean "Crazy AZZ AMERICANS". The level of American decadence would put the ancient Romans to shame. Pretty soon there will be vomitoriums on every street corner. Anyways,I'm all for this show, and all the people intelligent enough to emulate the activities. Just call it natural selection.
Hey, Johnny, how's it groin ?
Re: Dumbass – yea crazy ass white people do everything bad in the world….what about all the dumb ass gang memeber shooting eachother for wearing a different color bandana?!?!?!?!? oh or black people jumping a white kid just because hes white???
to bad it didn't kill the idiot
Damn Johnny….now whatcha gonna do? No Tang for awhile,maybe ever! Bro,thats gotta suck! I knew you were gonna lose it one day,just didn't know itd be your cock n balls!! LOL At least you're still alive n breathing you crazy fuck!!
Too bad it wasn't more serious. This nutjob needs to grow up and stop hocking his stupidity to young people and get a real job.
he is a fucken idiot
Goodness Johnny, I sure hope you will recover and everything down there heals okay.
wow what the fuck
As I sit here reading these dumbass comments from people like Crazy Azz White People, DareAlColumnist, and Crazyazznegro, it makes me laugh, comments like *bruthas and sistas* (first of all learn to properly spell and speak FIRST (BROTHERS AND SISTERS)…This is America, NOT Africa or Mexico, so in the words of the bumper sticker I PROUDLY display on my truck **SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT**, and by english I mean PROPER english…Before judging a white man for his jackass stunts please look up statistics online then get back to me….86% of ALL crime and prisioners are commited by black or hispanic people, so PLEASE go back to your native countries please and leave us decent white people alone…
Re: Rebel in GA, your comment said it all hun, and the *Sambo* comment was out of this world, as I have SEVERAL displayed throughout my house!!
well He is a jackass so what do you expect?
These guys are pathetic, the ridiculous shit they do for money! Get a REAL job, moron! Torn urethra? Ewwww!
What a dumb shit!
Jack Ass
thats funny if you are ,like 20.Not so funny at his age!!!
ouch!!!!! not everyone from West Chester, PA is stupid…..
mom said stupid is as stupid does
Idiots get what are coming to them …. Maybe this will serve as a wake up call ..
I hope he gets paid enough for doing stupid stuff like this. He is like a cat with 9 lives, How many more lives does he have? When they look up the word STUPID in the dictonary Jonny Knoxville picture shows up. I mean he has done some good stunts but this one has gone too far in my eyes.
THAT is not blood. That is paint. As a nurse I have seen a lot of blood in my time. And this ain't it. Its a stunt to get people to watch this crap.
JackASS-HOLE
poor knoxville. i think he is getting a little long in the tooth for such acts. let's face it, after 30 parts break with no apparant reason, go i can only imagine that he is sitting on a donut this am. but i do have sympothy for him, i had a botched surgery where the same thing happened, plus they cut 3 holes in my bladder and this sucks. painfully so. hope they give him good meds.
Small price to pay for the big bucks he gets-wish i had the balls-bodily abuse for big bucks-hey that sounds like prostitution- is he a whore?
I think, that any person that does things like this and other stuff for the sake of impressing people, deserve what they get! the guy is a total loser………
DE LA GHETTOOOOOOO Mother Fuckin Musical Masiker de la ghetto@myspace.com
When will these guys learn???
Hey Johnny! I've had a "thing" for you for awhile.I hope you will be able to "perform" well after you heal.I know you aren't into Old fat chicks (I am 42), so I have to admire you only on film! LOL.Seriously, Get well soon,Take care of yourself, and I am glad you survived anyway..Lots of Love from my family to you, and best wishes for a speedy recovery also. Lisa from Dayton,Tennessee……
beans and franks, beans and franks
Yes….well, when you try to rip your balls off it'll bleed a bit. So what?! He's a man, he can take it. Besides, maybe after this he won't breed.
That sounds so gruesome. Maybe now he will learn his lesson not to do stupid stunts like that. I don't think no guy would want to bleed from down there.
johnny knoxville can do whatever he wants. he rules. and NO he is not too old to be a daredevil and be a fricking hot innovator. he doesn't act "hollywood" IE he just hurt his cock and balls….and he is rad.
WHAT AN IDIOT !!!!!
fuck black people
I am so glad. It was about time one of the b@st@rds with absolutely no talent and less charm finally got what they deserve, lmao.
In response to the person # 29 comment who wrote only crazy azz white people do this and shoot up people in schools… I agree because all the nigga's are in jail so I guess that leaves nothing else but crazy azz white people to entertain us!And to number 57 who said not real blood! I bet you over flowed in your knickers a time or two. It's definately the real thing.
Re: Dumbass –
It's the crazy ass black people who are all in jail, not whites. And Obama is going to end up like JKF.
EXCELLENT JOB OF ONCE AGAIN PROVING YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.
knox hows it hanging? low i bet, bet you dont try that again
thats got to suck but thats what u get paid 4 keep doin it u make me laugh
he are alright u done most stupid stuff before like play with a venom snake ect.
jump form crap u know peace.
Another one of America's finest ….
There is reason why they call it "Jack Ass"
um ….he already has a daughter…and If people didn't watch or enjoy these crazy stunts HE WOULN'T BE DOING THEM!!!!
Love him all you want, he'll never love again in the physical sense
He is an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice sac-flip
I love Knoxville, I love his laugh, and I think he's kinda hot&sexy, I sure hope his Mr. johnson is okay. to all those speaking bad of him, shame on you, all boys act like this, well stunt wise anyway, I do beleive they are a little to forward with one another at times, it does come off a little gay, but boys will be boys, and my sona and his cousin used to try all kinds of stupid stunts, on trampolines, and make ramps for them to ride their bikes off, everything to make me nervous and scared shitless. Be kind, he's just a big little boy , playing cowboys and injuries. Love you Johnny and hope the kings soilders and kings men can put you back together again.
It's obviously fake blood. First, if the injury occured INSIDE the pants, the blood would diffuse through the fabric, rather than looking like it was spattered. And blood very quickly turns dark as it absorbs oxygen from the air and dries. Gee, I have no idea why this guy would try to invent a sensationalist story like this. Oh, wait: money.
I always wondered if he would be able to have children with all of the shit he has pulled throughout the years, now I guess it is pretty evident. Maybe when they did the sperm race he was smart enough to freeze some? lol but with technology today I doubt it will be an issue when he decides. Poor thing, I know how painful cathedars are and when I had one I was on some serious meds and a drug going straight to my spine blocking some pain soooo.
Hey Crazy azz whitepeople. Sounds like you have issues. I'll bet you just wanna be better than someone. Trash comes in all colors. Get some help. Better yet try helping someone else. Giving to your community will help you see that there is good and bad in all races & all places…Long live diversity…AMerica land of the mutts is still the strongest on Earth…
Knew he didn't have any brains. Didn't think he had any balls either. Give the retard a loaded gun and paint a target on his cock and see if he can hit it.