Don't Try This At Home
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Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently.
The Jackass explains all on his official blog:
"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"
Ouch!
Does somebody need a Maxi-Pad?
what an asshole…..unbelievable idiot…good lord all this b.s. is so passe.
Oh my gosh!!! d@ is really gross. seems as tho hes takin it well. hope hes ok! btw such a cutie!!! but yea aint he gettin 2 old for this. still a cutie!!!!
They always told Johnny…"show em you're nuts"!!! and this time he did!!!
any moron willing to lose his manhood for a laugh is completely out of his f**king mind and shoud have a cat scan with contrast
poor poor hott johnny knoxville… =(
poor poor hott johnny knoxville… =(
ya all are hating on knox, bunch of wussies
Ok, just because we see some bloody pants does NOT make it real. This is probably just another stunt.
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE –
Yea, we might shoot up schools and do crazy stunts but we don't sell our babies for crack and shoot up our own neighborhood because we's tryin' to be thugs…. get a life, at least Johnny Knoxville makes money and doesn't drain the welfare system.
Are most of you to old or just cant find the humor in jackass stunts…I bet you would laugh if you say an adult flip over the handle bars of his bike while your driving down the street.I know your first reaction would be a chuckle and/or laugh….Knoxville is a funny as is the rest of his crew.He created a new form of entertainment we all love…
I hope it falls off. He will never stop till he is dead.
Poor guy, he's crazy though!
Good, Hopefully after that they won't breed them like this any more.
JackAss is a perfect name for the show
I am a woman and to hear what happened to Johnny all I can say is OUCH!!!!!!! Dont that just suck Johnny. OMG Well I hope you get better I love Jackass. Just reminds me of some of the stuff I watched my brothers and their friend do. Good luck on a speedy recovery.
Those crazies still reign supreme! I've seen the Euro nuts trying to imitate the masters, but as usual; WEAK! Americana at it Finest! Hope Johnny boy's OK, he needs to retire and go into serious acting studies, he has as much potential as any young wannabe out there… You'll See !!!
HOPE HE FEELS BETTER !!! PEREZ HILTON ROCKS !!! HE SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN TALK SHOW !!!!
You're an idiot! LOL Stop acting like a jackass and get a real acting job. We love you anyways, ya big dork.
WTF…to the person named Crazy AZZ whitepeople…..learn to spell you moron!
Yes, some whites have shot up schools….may I remind you the VT shooter was asian?
What about all the non-whites that go and shoot eachother on the streets and at homes….for example, in Pittsburgh a 12 year old girl got shot and killed in gang related violence b/c a bullet meant for her sister hit her instead….i bet you the shooter wasnt white!!!!!!
PEREZ!! OH MY GOD. I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO! I WATCHED YOU ON MTV AND ON YOUTUBE.. YOU'RE AWESOME!
Oh and Johnny Knoxville is a GOD lol
OUCH! Let's hope he doesn't want any children…..
FAKE BLOOD
BLOOD DOES DRY DARK BROWN
I hope he gets better!!! He's really hot; until he does something like this.
Long Live Jackass!!!
Re: Chelsea –
FAKE BLOOD
BLOOD DOES DRY DARK BROWN
Haha, honestly, he needs to slow it down a little bit with these stunts. He could have broken his neck and become paralyzed. It's funny though because a guy like Johnny Knoxville probably had a freak out attack while in the hospital about his bloody (literally) package while he remains so calm and collected. You know he's pissed. Oh well, his life
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Well, maybe it's about time for him to grow the hell up, dumbass hehehe
Oh crap, he was in Oklahoma?? Nobody told me, or else I would have tracked him down to see him and kiss his boo-boos….
Response to #201 Kelly: He has a child already - her name is Madison. It's tattooed on the left side of his chest.
DAMN Johnny,
OUCH My Gooch hurts just looking at that! Hope to run into u guys in Philly again soon! Aw shit, heebie jeebies, we really didn't need the pics, LOL- U ass!
omg this is too much. i hope he can have kids…
HE DAMAGED HIS COCK AND BALLS PLUS HIS ASSHOLE WHICH HE ALREADY IS,,,,,,WHAT A RETARDED MORON,I HOPE IS SURVIVES
grow up already ! dont u have better things to teach the youth of today,,,,
your never to old to have stupid fun….you go steve…but please dont kill yourself….we love you.
As long as there are freaks like us looking at this crap on the internet or TV, there will be a need for freaks like Knoxville.
Whoa…. I feel sorry for Mr. Knoxville simply because that sh*t probably sucked pretty bad. However I'm gonna go with the majority of the population on this one and say well……… you won't be able to act like your 15 running through a lions cage with a steak strapped to your genitals for forever. You should definitely think about pursuing other avenues in the entertainment business. The art of making a buck off at the expense of losing and injurying body parts is ridiculous. Next time perhaps you won't be so lucky. Consider it. Later!
Jeez Johnny..don't you wanna breed someday??! Flippin' yikes!!!! Put your sperm in storage dude cos one day you're gonna destroy your equipment!!
Re: haha – He already has kids.
wow i agree.. i think he's gettin too old for this
He can use the surgery now to add a couple extra inches.
some people never learn–
This is just a stupid publicity stunt to get you to watch the show.
CONGRADULATIONS JONNY FOR NOT TOTALY RIPPING YOUR WEE WEE OFF!
LUCKY US…. THERES STILL A CHANCE FOR KNOXVILLE LARVA TO ENTERTAIN US WITH EVEN MORE STUPID STUNTS.
AFTER BEING FORCED TO WATCH ALL THE JACK ASS MOVIES AND ITS SPINOFFS BY MY USUALY INTELIGENT BOY FRIEND… I'M FORCED TO DEDUCE THAT MENS I.Q.S DROP DRASTICLY WHEN THIS STUFF IS ON THE SCREEN.
AND WHATS WITH ALL THE ANAL STUNTS?
I THINK THESE GUYS ARE ALL SURPRESSED HOMOS AND THATS WHY THEY TRY TO BLOW THERE ASSHOLES UP EVERY CHANCE THEY GET.
The Jackass crew is nothing more than a bunch of drunkards who figured out that by hurting themselves and marketing it as stunts they can make a buck. This does nothing to elevate the culture but it does hurt it and inspire lots of teens and other like minded alcoholics and drug addicts to engage in similar acts of self destruction. The truth is: it's pathetic and sad; a sorry reflection of who we are.
omg…..he is so cute, hope he feels better soon ,maybe he should try to do stunts that doesnt include his cock and balls……lol we all love him here in vermont he should try to film out here in hicktown
My god that's terrible, poor Bam what will he do now he has nothing to suck on for awhile.
hope you get better…
Did anyone see the episode of jackass where Johnny went to shit and weeman ate it?
NOT ONLY A JACKASS BUT A DUMBASS ALSO DUH
One positive aspect of this accident is, now the idiot won't be able to reproduce (hopefully) and it will end all this stupid activity.
Ha Ha Ha no sperm anyway. you are absolutely right. they should change the name of the show from jackass to pokeass
Um…wow people…the pictures aren't that bad, though yes, there should be a disclaimer….
Guess there won't be any baby Jackasses, eh?
the pix are fakes! That is not how real blood looks—get with it people you are being scammed.
Who cares? He is a boring hack. I can't believe he got to meet the Yeah Yeah Yeahs through such 2nd grade boringness. I feel down a flight of stairs once can I meet Emily of Metric?
People please stop making this out of a racial issue….. We have enough to deal with already… We have people dying in the war, People dying of aids, Children being sexually abused, I can go on and on but i hope you all get the big picture and concentrate on whats important , Lets not loose focus on the important stuff. I wish Johnny well He is well aware of his actions and he is a grown man… Lets just all get along( World Peace)……..
Hey Warden, what kind of an a$$hole would wish death upon another person? Maybe you need to talk to someone about your insecurities and anger. Just a little suggestion from one stranger to another.
crazy bastard! make sure steve-o gives you some shit to numb that pain
that is fake blood in the pics, duh!!
no holds a gun to your heads and makes you people watch Jackass! If you don't like Johnny, Bam, and Steve-O, and the rest of the boys, don't watch! You guys who are slamming them for what they do are a bunch of haters who are drowning in your boring jobs and your growing debt! Bravo to my boys! At least they have fun and can afford to buy dinner (not to mention a house) for dear old mom once in awhile! Quit Hatin'…. you don't even know them.
wHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS ASS-HOLE?
I have seen alt of your stunts and have decided either yout Mom dropped you on your head to often when you were a baby or you are not carrying full deck.
ok so its a picture of pants and shirt with fake blood on them
haha talk about male pms lmao jk but serioulsy i cant even imagine that pain … owwwwwwwwwww
wow!!
Wow, I am not going to mention any names but a select few of you need to see a therapist for anger issues. Perhaps you are not aware but there is good and bad with every race which should not even be an issue on this blog. I think some of you need to not dwell on the bad and negative things. Bad enough these things happen we don't need to be constantlly reminded. Please stop the racist remarks. Its time to grow up and release the hate and insecurities.
Hey guys I looked it up and some blood does dry red and some brown.
Google it
I hope Johnny will wake up now. I like him in the movies. Get well and stick to playing good roles. Body abuse is not cool. Jackass is not right!!
Damn, I hope he gets better real soon. Even though it's just for entertainment, this guy really busts his balls to give his audience his best performances! Ur in my prayers. Didn't deserve to be hurt like that. BEZ!
DAMN!!!!!!
cant even imagine the pain…fuck!!!
Like the name say's JACKASS, Now it will be Dickless LMAO!!!
man that sux!! I sure he would say that anybody hate n on jackass can kiss his very RICH ass!
ooh man. he will stop at nothing. knoxville is the modern day evel knievel. like him, hes nearly died several times doing stunts to entertain his fans. you cant be any less selfish than that. way to go knoxville!
Johnny, knock it off. Stick to acting in movies…killing yourself isn't funny.
I hope this means he will not be able to procreate and thus save the world from passing on his stupidy genes.
he should add a little lead to his diet…and quickly…him and that other bag of shit Steve O…as Oh NO, I am not gay…I just like to do stupid shit in a leapored thonge
hahah, that sucks
but its okay..i still heart him hehe
well he's TRULY earned the name JACKASS! How stupid can you be? Obviously pretty damn stupid where money is involved.
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE –
That's an odd comment, considering this very morning on Headline News, they were talking about the African American boy that shot & killed a girl in school. The girl was caucasian. Not that it matters. A life is a life. I'm not racist, but you apparently are. You don't like white people because they're white & you think that's okay, because there are people out there that don't like you because you're black. Ever hear the saying "Two wrongs don't make a right"? In fact it usually just makes things worse. I don't have a prejudiced bone in my body, but I am allowed to not like you. Not because of the color of your skin, but because you hate the color of mine. I'll pray for you.
that really sucks!! aww i hope he gets better!!
aww poor johnny!
i love that guy.
hope he gets betterr.
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DUH! I'd say he got what he deserved, but unfortunately, he's still alive.
Perez Hilton is one ugly fat, grotesque, piece of shit that thrives on other peoples mishaps and miseries. Maybe..someday somebody will shoot him with something other than a camera. He disgusts me, and is a sad sad waste of human flesh.
Is he stupid or something?!XD
I agree, he is getting a little bit old for this shit.
Still, hope he's ok. An injury like that has to suck ass.
That's what he gets. You know, these guys go around acting like total morons and make eleventy billion dollars for it. This just confirms the fact that he's a moron. He almost loses his chachunka and he's all retarded and happy about it. Is this where our country is going? Seriously… no wonder the universe thinks we're idiots.
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – At least we dont go around and call racism every time we dont get something.Those guys are paying your taxes for you to be on FOOD STAMPS right now.
Re: The Warden – That's just wrong and horrible…
Re: No sperm anyway –
Johnny has a daughter, 10; Madison. Dave England and Ehren McGhee also have kids.
Johnny should really think about investing in protective gear
quel jacqueass
#4, HOW CAN YOU BE FIRST, IT SAYS 4 ???? I DONT GET IT
just kidd'n
he is stupid but i love him.. get better, be careful.. ediot…………
Jackass is one of the funniest things available today. It is not for everyone, rather it is not for prudes. It is funny, and if you dont like it, dont watch.
Im surprised he still has balls at all after the first two movies. Besides they are his balls to do with as he pleases. Until he starts asking for yours, get off his case.
I don't feel sorry for him, turns out he is a bad ass and makes a lot of money and is doing what he loves I enjoy watching all his shows and films and am always very entertained. The first time I watched jackass I called the cable company to get cable so I didn't miss anything. WAY TO GO KNOXVILLE icing your nutts got to suck but, it's a small price to pay to be able to screw around with you buddys and gettin paid for it.
I hope this totally takes this moron totally out of the gene pool. He should not be allowed to breed. Fate has spoken and his stupidity has caught up with him. What a laugh,…he is to dumb to be mortified. His stupid comments on his stupid blog prove it. What a dumbA$$.
gross, I didn't know he was here in Oklahoma doing any stunt. Hope his balls heal!!!
he's a hottie even with his injury