Don't Try This At Home
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Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently.
The Jackass explains all on his official blog:
"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"
Ouch!
I agree that this kind of entertainment is incredibly stupid…That being said, The guy still lives in a much larger house and drives a more expensive car than most of us! That's because to most of todays young people think that is entertainment? GOD BLESS AMERICA……That white trash guy wouldn't give you the time of day!!
LOVE IT, ANOTHER RED NECK IDIOT WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HIS TRAILER AND DRINK HIS CHEAP BEER
thats really gross, but i completely wish i would have known he was in oklahoma.
Does anyone else think that its just fake as a publicity stunt? Who wears white pants and look how bright that red looks. I know I'm contributing to the publicity by actually looking at this and responding to it, but I just wanted to throw it out there, that it might not actually be true. Don't believe everything you read!
Johnny baby! OUCH!!!!! U forgot to wear your gear protection—— Well, rest up your BALL'S. Love U, Robby
ouch, damn that had to hurt must suck, peace
HOLY SHIT!
OUCH!
These "stunts" show the youth of this world what not to do, its really not a good idea, Kids are choaking themselves to death with dog collars, yea its crazy and Whatever goes on in these Childrens Lives , well somthings Very Wrong sorry…
omg the blood came from his urethra so it is not freaking going to dry brown… and they do not have to cut his cloths off!!! johnny is a hotty with a freakin great body!!! he stll has humor and is making peaple laugh so who cares if you think he is a d bag or stupid ass he want people to be happy!! oh one more thing is he is soooooooooooooo freakin hot that he melts all the ice in the world…he is the cause of global warming but who cares???!!!
Damn looks like someone is some pain. That shit looks like it hurts really bad.
It seems that after al these years the situation has reversed. The blacks are openly hating white people. Most white people are getting tired of everything being called racism. Most racism now seems to be practiced by the Sharptons and Jacksons of the world.
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – SOOOO very sad that "UZZZZ CRAZY AZZZ WHITEPEOPLE, CAN'T BE CRY BABIES AND SCREAM RACISMZZZZ on your sweet comments, we may get sued in this country"…I had to laugh….No one in this world seems to practice what they sooooo preach about to UZZZZZZ WHITEPEOPLE! Best of luck on some education I Hope you get one day!
Re: crazy AZZ Negros – GOOD COMMENT! I HAD TO REPLY TO THIS JERK TOO….ALWAYS FINDING WAYS TO FEEL SORRY FOR THEMSELVES AND MAKING THE HONEST, HARDWORKING AND EDUCATED ONES LOOK BAD…COULD WE EVER GET AWAY IN THIS COUNTRY WITH "MISS WHITE AMERICA" 'THE WHITE COLLEGE FUND", "WET, ie: WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION", AND THE LIST JUST GOES ON…ALWAYS THE PITY PARTY, THEIR ANCESTORS WOULD BE ASHAMED….AND YOUR RIGHT, KILLING ONE ANOTHER IN THEIR GANGSTA RAPPING WAY! I RESPECT THOSE THAT HAVE COME FROM THAT BACKGROUND AND BECOME SUCCESSES….!
Thank GOD— maybe now he cannot create another little jackass to show the world what an ASS is….
Do you people not realize that he was doing a tribute to Evil and not a regular Jackass stunt? He wasn't trying to hurt himself this time. Give the guy a break. No one else has had the balls to do a tribute for the true daredevil ~ Evil.
Johnny already has one daughter… Madison
Momma says, "STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!"
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i gues johnny had his own balls on his chin experience may you have many more since you put your balls on the line with all your great stunts.good luck and the next stunt watch out your cock mite wind up in your ass.your are still the great stunt man of our time rock on the mattman
only crazy ass nigga's would never have the balls to do stunt's like knoxville. they are to busy going around shooting innocent white people in malls and courthouse's, and stealing other people's credit. thyey think if osama obama and his nappy headed ho win the white house, it will give them an air of superiority. never, not in ronald reagan's america. keep on voting for obama. white america, so the nigga's can run wild in the street's and kill more white's
Re: Lola – i agree with you lola!
I will marry my MR. 199 TRAVIS PASTRANA, yay!
disgusting!!! But you made me look Johnny:) Take care of those things and hope ALL heals well.XOXOXO
That isn't blood! Everyone knows blood oxidizes and turns dark really quickly. This is just promotional stuff for Nashville and the guys. We should actually be offended that they're trying to fool us with something that is so obviously fake!!
No.1…real blood is not that red, it's usually darker especially after it leaves your body. No.2…This guy is such a has been, he could have his head torn off and it wouldn't be funny. He really is a sorry jackass.
Well playing with fire,usually gets you burn't. What some idiots do for fame. I say he needs to try again, maybe this time he will be successful, in losing them both.
Whats with all the racial remarks. We almost have this racial thing straighened out and the some dumbazz black folk goes and runs for president. hmm go figure he must need a raide in his welfare check
dumbass
This is real, for everyone saying blood dries brown its fake. Blood does dry brown. BUT This picture looks like it was taken in the hospital ER room which would be after the accident. SO it would still be this red.