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Time For A Touch-Up

Filed under: Knifestyles > Joan Rivers

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Plastic melts!

Looking more cartoonish than ever, Joan Rivers showed off what her face has become at the premiere of her one woman show, Joan Rivers: A Work in Progress By A Life in Progress, this past week at the Geffen Playhouse in Los Angeles.

Maybe they fired her from the TV Guide Channel cuz viewers didn't wanna see her face anymore???

Plastic surgery is addictive, y'all. Stay away!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

168 comments to “Time For A Touch-Up”

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  1. Meghan says – reply to this


    101

    Bitch looks like she can't even open her mouth…not that I'd want her to.

  2. geddalife says – reply to this


    102

    WHAT IN THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!!!!
    NOTHING…..THAT'S WHAT!
    I AM SO SICK OF THE CONSTANT CRITICISM OF EVERYONE!!
    HER EXPRESSION IS SOFT AND RATHER PLEASANT..
    FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, SHE IS OVER 70!!!!!!!!!
    SHUT THE FLOCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  3. Melissa says – reply to this


    103

    Your face should take a cue from Joan Rivers

  4. shammyboiiiiiii says – reply to this


    104

    I met Joan in broad daylight in Edinburgh a few years ago when she did the Comedy Festival there. The reason I went was because my friend had seats to her show that were "close enuf to see the scars" reason enuf for me to go to Scotland ;-) We met her the day before the show while she was outside shopping. I have a few pics with her. SHE LOOKED AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING. I don't care what the others say, I hope I look that good when I am 70-ish. Eff U all. I love you Joan. xoxo

  5. greg says – reply to this


    105

    Let her alone already…..She looks great for 74

  6. JJ says – reply to this


    106

    Doesn't she kinda look like "Madame" of Waylon and Madame

  7. lila says – reply to this


    107

    This “news” was dead before it began, but Perez wants to contribute his part to the rampant disinformation campaign instigated by FOX. FOX “News”, hardly considered a legitimate source of information by any critical thinker, keeps staging and “reporting” on random folks who claim to be Obama supporters, with flags of Che Guevera next to them. It’s a blatant, cheap smear campaign, presented as “news” to those of you who are still gullible enough to look for any truth and fair reporting from FOX. Obama

    Take home points: 1) Hillary has practically given up. 2) The republicans are scared sh*tless. 3) Obama rocks!!

    OBAMA 2008!!!!!!

    Perez, I have said this before, and I’ll repeat it once more: stick to celebrity non-sense. It suites you better.

  8. ylf says – reply to this


    108

    I love Joan! She looks great for her age!

  9. LOVE HER says – reply to this


    109

    JOAN IS A LEGEND - SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE. WONDER WHY SHE'S BEEN AROUND SO LONG???????? DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD IN YOUR 70'S? DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD MAKE HER MONEY?????

  10. brandi says – reply to this


    110

    Joan, if you read this. You look fucking incredible! You ROCK. i love you.
    i'm 40. who is this perez, the "fat bastard" ha remember you calling that guy a fat bastard on the red carpet. hysterical.

  11. Jan says – reply to this


    111

    She looks fantastic and she is in her 70's.

  12. joeyc says – reply to this


    112

    She is getting too look more like that lion lady all the time. She is gross!!!!!

  13. mc says – reply to this


    113

    that's … weird

  14. bathog says – reply to this


    114

    Re: LOVE HER – why dont you go have some work done then? you can post the pictures here and we can all debate the results right here. dumb as a muzlim you are.

  15. AMO says – reply to this


    115

    She just needs to do a minor, normal change and get a new hairdresser!

  16. Mistrish says – reply to this


    116

    I am sorry that her eyes are getting droopy. With Botox there is no feeling left.

  17. sarah says – reply to this


    117

    why can't people just embrace getting older instead of trying to prevent it?

    but i will agree with a few other people, she does make fun of herself for it…lol

  18. DC says – reply to this


    118

    Very unflattering pic. She looks tons better than that in person. The Prez machine trying to convince us PS is BAD.

  19. officialbronxite says – reply to this


    119

    OMG! she looks like a cabbage patch doll

  20. Heather says – reply to this


    120

    She almost appears Asian. I do appreciate her humor about her appearance though.

  21. Ferdinand says – reply to this


    121

    Re: Erika – I bet she was hilarious even before saying anything

  22. San Francisco says – reply to this


    122

    It's really sad. She looks like a burn victim, who's facial skin has been grafted from other parts of her body.

  23. San Francisco says – reply to this


    123

    She's funny as fuck though!

  24. Lala says – reply to this


    124

    Ahhhh! I'm melting! ahhhhhh

  25. jane says – reply to this


    125

    Re: Heather – just because she jokes about her looks doesn't make her any less of an ugly mound of melted flesh

  26. PJ says – reply to this


    126

    She is morphing into that cat lady!

  27. Still Funny says – reply to this


    127

    She is still off the wall , raunchy and funny…

  28. KDq says – reply to this


    128

    She looks like she's all puffy from surgery & is waiting for the swelling to subside,,,which hasn't, 20 years later

  29. ange says – reply to this


    129

    Fuck, I thought that was Madonna for a wee minute then….

  30. and he gave her a pearl necklace all over her sweater, look..... says – reply to this


    130

    Her nose looks like someone has rubbed shit on her lips and she's trying hard no to inhale it…..

  31. WhoCares! says – reply to this


    131

    I'm melting, melting!

  32. sourdoggie says – reply to this


    132

    She has the money and she's not pretending like its real so…we can't really say much about it.

  33. CrabbiePatties says – reply to this


    133

    Most joos need a facelift in their mid 30's.

  34. Dona says – reply to this


    134

    Is this MADONNA?????

  35. wowsey says – reply to this


    135

    She looks fine pissy PP. What's your problem? Is it that she has talent, unlike you? Is it that she is a woman, unlike you? Is it that she has money earned from her talent, and you have no money or talent? Is it that she has been around long enough to grow old, and your talentless future will soon be showing you the back door?
    Go find Castro's body or hype some more losers that pay you to promote their pathetic non-talent. Maybe you can be the next Jenny Craig spokes-model. God. Stick a chicken thigh in that big fat hole you call a mouth.

  36. Hideous says – reply to this


    136

    She's hideous looking. Do these people really think they look better with all that damned plastic surgery???? She looks like a fake puppet.. absolutely nauseating! I never cared for her or her degrading stupid humor.. she sux! and her nasty ass daughter too!

  37. Lisa L. says – reply to this


    137

    Who is she?

  38. Mounia says – reply to this


    138

    I remember 7 years ago when she at least looked like she could breath. Now .. I mean… she looks just like that cat woman figure. That is just not helthy at all.
    Sweden says hello.

  39. Just say NO! says – reply to this


    139

    OK she looks like she'd melt under the sun! GROSS!! What is she like 90!?!?!

  40. Joanie you look sooo phoney says – reply to this


    140

    Oy vey What in G-d's name is that?? Cat woman NYC style? Really, I never in my wildest dreams imagined that the wit would morph into nit and be batshit crazy to boot! Jesus, that's a face only a mother could love…a mother of a wax doll, that is…LOL. Oy, no class, either. Grow old, gracefully, people. We're all going to die and get old if we're lucky. LOL.

  41. Isabella says – reply to this


    141

    Re: wowsey – "She looks fine"..????? What is YOUR problem? Your idea of looking fine is quite warped. God knows what you look like then

  42. lil says – reply to this


    142

    I don't understand why these people ruin theirself like this. Our body is destinated to age with time and so, I think it's better agin' gracefully and not do a sad, ridicule mask of yourself. These women are empty an' stupid.
    You can do all the plastic surgery you want, we see your age whatever u like it or not, ugly old hag.

  43. lillin! says – reply to this


    143

    I don't understand why these people ruin theirself like this. Our body is destinated to age with time and so, I think it's better agin' gracefully and not do a sad, ridicule mask of yourself. These women are empty an' stupid.
    You can do all the plastic surgery you want, we see your age whatever u like it or not, ugly old hag.

  44. Basil says – reply to this


    144

    Why would anyone voluntarily mutilate their nose like that?! That's seriously effed up.

  45. joe says – reply to this


    145

    the only way you could "touch that up" would be to drive a tractor trailer over it, 20 times…

  46. slammer says – reply to this


    146

    She looks like Leona Helmsey!

  47. Im not crazy says – reply to this


    147

    WOW, one butt ugly broad.

    We all know who have face lifts, just by looking at their face.

    Face lift don't make you look younger or better, it make you look like you have a face lift!

  48. bob says – reply to this


    148

    no matter how she looks now, i will always remember how joan rivers was the FUNNIEST person in america in the mid-1980's…..kathy griffin would never have happened without joan rivers paving the way….love you joan (and kathy too)

  49. Mezza says – reply to this


    149

    … well you're a totally fickle phoney, Pretzel, coz if she was 'au naturel' you'd be paying her out for being a wrinkly ball bag.
    What age is she? 80? Fudge, i'm 41 and that's difficult enuff! Show the Lady some respect, coz she's a trooper!
    Power to ya, Joanie!!! You rock on, Sister!

  50. lef says – reply to this


    150

    Her and Madonna have the same face……..

  51. Pete says – reply to this


    151

    Perez, why have you illustrated this story with a pic of Madonna?!?

  52. Euromongrel says – reply to this


    152

    I dont' think she looks bad at all, considering all the procedures she's had done. Whe's not a young woman, and that's probably just a bad picture of her.

  53. FollowThatBouncingBall says – reply to this


    153

    Perez, you're such an idiot! You're telling people to avoid plastic surgery, and at the same time you have a great time bashing the older celebrities who let their wrinkles show. Make up your mind– which one is it?!

  54. sonia says – reply to this


    154

    It's too bad, she looks like catwoman, must have the same plastic surgeon. she is funny though!!

  55. reenie says – reply to this


    155

    MS. JOAN GIRL……WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING?????? HORRIBLE!!!!!!

  56. foxy matadora says – reply to this


    156

    gezz men
    what's up with the rich n famous?
    they don't realize how gross they look?

    ohh men.. sorry I have to go n puke
    this pic makes me sick

  57. nina says – reply to this


    157

    i don't care what anyone says joan rivers is hot for a og….she made walking the red carpet what it was…she coined the phase…who are you wearing?…and we all wanted to know!

  58. sus says – reply to this


    158

    oh my god what a freak she is very scary to look ad ,,,,,

  59. Alicia says – reply to this


    159

    put up a "separated at birth" comparison of joan and the surgically-enhanced lady know as cat woman.

  60. SceneChic says – reply to this


    160

    Number one on the worst dressed list: Joan Rivers

  61. Ima B. Leever says – reply to this


    161

    Joan is a legend. If she wants to spend her money on plastic surgeons who make her look like a space alien, BFD.

  62. lucky says – reply to this


    162

    she is a pig

  63. tomek77 says – reply to this


    163

    when did Joan become a Amanda Lapore's mother?

    hmmm.

  64. FUCK says – reply to this


    164

    is she wearing a halloween mask? oh no wait. thats her face.

  65. Gizmo says – reply to this


    165

    she looks like Amanda Lepore

  66. JoanIsMelting says – reply to this


    166

    Even her hands have had loads of plastic surgery. They look like they have been majorly injected with Restalyne. Not a vein in sight.

  67. diva says – reply to this


    167

    shes so old school hollywood which i really misss

  68. CLAUDIA says – reply to this


    168

    ewww…separated at birth…Joan Rivers and Jocelyn the cat lady

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