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The Caption Says It All

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Film Flickers > Sin City

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"Actress Paris Hilton attends a screening of The Hottie & The Nottie at The Brenden Theatres in The Palms Casino Resort on February 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada."

[Image by Denise Truscello via Getty Images.]

202 comments to “The Caption Says It All”

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  1. ihateperez_fagmuffin says – reply to this


    101

    no. she probably just bought the theater to have some privacy.

  2. Oscar Mayer says – reply to this


    102

    Well at least ONE person saw the movie. Or did she leave after 30 minutes?
    This movie is so bad, the studio isn't going to make a dvd out of it.

  3. LABlondes says – reply to this


    103

    She should have named it Blonde and Blonder!!!

  4. phil says – reply to this


    104

    ROTFFL!!!

  5. jokerface says – reply to this


    105

    The expression on her stupid looking face is priceless!!!! When will she and the other pro-Paris supports finally get it - WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HATE, LOATHE, DESPISE THIS NO TALENT, PIECE OF TRASH WITH NO CLASS WHORE!!! The day this slut dies will be one of my greatest days because I know I will never have to see her again.

  6. MissVee says – reply to this


    106

    I watched the trailer on YouTube and that little bit was excrutiating - I'll bet the audience all ran out to get a root canal so they could feel well enough to go home. Get an education, Paris, go into real estate or interior decorating and stop making bad movies, recording crappy songs and acting like a cheap whore.

  7. Megan says – reply to this


    107

    i wonder if they put the ridiculous amount of trash in the background to make it look like there were a lot of people there.

  8. EWWWWWWWW says – reply to this


    108

    Pathetic, lame and DESPERATE.

  9. houskat says – reply to this


    109

    Looks like Paris is about an hour late for her own screening,dam-it when that happens. :)

  10. Scy says – reply to this


    110

    Actress???

  11. Marky says – reply to this


    111

    Paris sucks so hard - why don't you ever have anything negative to say about her? If a Lindsay Lohan movie had been as bad as Paris', you would have been all over it for weeks.

  12. chichimarie says – reply to this


    112

    aw, that's nice! all of her closest friends came out to show support!

  13. Joanna HALL says – reply to this


    113

    omg THATS so funny!

    BUT I'm sorry for her!!

  14. Lord Voldemort says – reply to this


    114

    Everyone seems to have missed the joke here. "Actress" Paris Hilton??? Hahahahahahaha! Can't wait for the Razzies next year. I smell a sweep. What a useless, stupid whore.

  15. PP KISSER says – reply to this


    115

    The film should be re-titled THE ROTTEN AND FORGOTTEN !

  16. denise says – reply to this


    116

    HAHA

  17. Ricky says – reply to this


    117

    Well at least someone watched it…

    How sad, now if Kim K made a movie, that would sell. Cuz we all know she's the new rich bitch that we "look up to".

  18. PP KISSER says – reply to this


    118

    Re: Lord Voldemort – YES…but an EXTREMELY RICH useless stupid whore.

  19. Ohio says – reply to this


    119

    She's an ACTRESS now. Yesterday she was a stripper.

  20. lucy bowels says – reply to this


    120

    The girl has a beak!

  21. $ for a GREAT SCRIPT says – reply to this


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    With all her $, why doesn't she settle for a really meaty, good script? Wouldn't SOMEONE sell her a juicy script from an intelligent, NY Times Best Sellers List Book????? I thought $ could buy you anything?…

  22. Dindadadindodo says – reply to this


    122

    Filthy cunt!

  23. Bess says – reply to this


    123

    Actress? Ha ha ha. Notice how she's the only one there?

  24. oh my stars says – reply to this


    124

    Is this real? LMAO

  25. OMG says – reply to this


    125

    this is one of the FUNNIEST things i have seen in a long time.

  26. LAIW says – reply to this


    126

    I heard she left early and didnt even stay till the end! SHE SUCKS!

  27. SassySayLoL says – reply to this


    127

    LOL!

  28. steve says – reply to this


    128

    HAHAHAHAHA

    thats like saying, "avid republican Barbra Streisand…"

  29. Kelly says – reply to this


    129

    Come on. You really think she was the only one there, and the lighting was good, and she's smiling at the camera, and there's trash on the floor and drink cups everywhere? Hello?

    People, it just looks like a promo shot to me.

  30. Julie says – reply to this


    130

    Does anyone else think that Paris Hilton resembles Martha Stewart? Perez should do a "separated at birth" of Paris and Martha.

  31. BAD MOVIE says – reply to this


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    omg, i was reading the reviews for this movie & every critic either gave it an "F" or a "D". i've never seen such bad reviews in my life for a larger budget movie… even yahoo users are at an average of an "F". please no more films from paris.. not even PORN because she can't do that good of that either. she's lame in & out of the bed from what i can see!! stick to the parties!!

  32. ParisStinks says – reply to this


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    THE SCREENING SHOULD BE AT BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO WHERE IT BELONGS.

  33. nathalie (google ron paul!) says – reply to this


    133

    ugh can we stop talking about this retarded woman already??

  34. jojo says – reply to this


    134

    hahahahaha shes such a loooooooseeerrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  35. co0ki3 says – reply to this


    135

    BURN!!!!! LMFAOOOO. She did all that "hard work" for nothing. NOBODY TAKES HER SERIOUSLY? that's sad but again, she deserves it. HAHAHAHAHA

  36. Maria says – reply to this


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    Just for the record, I would have watched The Hottie And The Nottie because it sounded like fun, but it was only showing in one theater where I live (Texas) so I didnt get a chance to see it because Dallas is so far away from where I live.

    Dont feel bad Paris, youre a rich hott celebrity.
    Screw the haters!

  37. mable says – reply to this


    137

    HA HA.. what a useless women…

  38. Piratehooker says – reply to this


    138

    HAHAHAHA

  39. lisa k says – reply to this


    139

    it's funny because it's true

  40. Cineplex Near You says – reply to this


    140

    Hey, where is everybody? echo echo echo …..

  41. PWND says – reply to this


    141

    PWN

  42. rachel says – reply to this


    142

    ACTRESS???!?!??!?!????!?!?

  43. JD says – reply to this


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    Looks like the typical attendance for this crack ho's movie.

  44. heather says – reply to this


    144

    The movie was so bad, everyone cleared out and left their 5 dollar drinks behind!!!!!!

  45. j BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this


    145

    actress???!!!!misprint PORN STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. guilty pleasures says – reply to this


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    I cannot believe how incredibly stoopid some of you are! 'Is this for real?' 'There is no one there!' No shit Sherlocke, it is obviously either a set up spoofing her idiotic self or Photoshop. Perez did not make fun of her, he never does, he posted with an innocuous comment and lets other people mock the moron called Paris. Ever notice that she shows up for awards that are given to fuck-tards?

  47. Emily says – reply to this


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    Wait….is no one there or did the ppl make the other ppl get out of the pic? :-)

  48. Jason says – reply to this


    148

    So disappointed when David Letterman apologized to her. You know he didn't want to! She's a poor little rich girl. Rotten inside and not attractive to me at all. Can someone explain her appeal? Maybe we just like watching a train wreck!

  49. Kristin says – reply to this


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    hahahaha!

  50. natalia says – reply to this


    150

    this hot mess is exactly why paris should be banned from making movies.
    nuff said.

  51. Annabel Chong says – reply to this


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    Paris look so sad. But no need psychic Sylvia Brown to predict this movie's popularity. How come we no get more pictures with her feet. Me petite oriental girl & want to see the big american girl feet. Me heard much about Paris's guns. Should be in photographs more often.

  52. aileen says – reply to this


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    are all the drinks for the friends she does not have? at least this Paris bit is entertaining, not like that trash from yesterday! Thats what we are asking for: info not idiot.

  53. HAHAHA says – reply to this


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    AND THERE WAS NOBODY IN THE THEATRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. dave says – reply to this


    154

    This is photshopped!!

    No way she's really there.

  55. for what it's worth says – reply to this


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    what a huge waste of time and attention……I cqn't wait until she's pushing 40, looks are starting to fade……what will she look back at……..'I….UH…..was really hot, at least I thought so…..and went to parties……."………what a waste of humanity

  56. they wasted good soda on this shoot says – reply to this


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    and i see the seats are empty. empty cups too.

  57. your time is up Paris says – reply to this


    157

    her days are numbered.

  58. LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    you can bet that no other actor has ever sat in an empty theatre or ANY THEATRE for a promo pic for a movie. HOW LAME CAN YOU GET?????

  59. TronnUs says – reply to this


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    BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    oh god why does she do it to herself..

  60. DID PEOPLE WALK OUT THAT ACTUALLY DID ARRIVE says – reply to this


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    THERE ARE DRINKS SET UP BEHIND HER,
    WHERE ARE THE DRINKERS ?

  61. hot heather says – reply to this


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    and she didnt even have to rent it out for a private showing

  62. emma says – reply to this


    162

    LMAO! the movie previews even looked stupid & were boring to watch
    paris cant act, nor sing. &shes not even pretty/ her heads square and her eyes are so small. gross .nasty. i hope she never acts again

  63. SB2 says – reply to this


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    The movie's current box office take? $27,000. Yeah… twenty seven THOUSAND. Not million. That's probably ALL from Paris buying out that one theatre and buying a bunch of sodas just in case someone happens by. I can't even find a single theatre in the Northeast showing it! Damn.

  64. Frances says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


    165

    Lets hope no family member was calling to get bail money, becaue she would have let the call go to voice mail.

  66. Paris is a slut says – reply to this


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    REMEMBER WHEN HER AND FAT GREASY BEAR WERE MAKING FUN OF LINDSAY'S FILM BOMBING? Karma? HAHA.

  67. Jane says – reply to this


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    This is kind of like Madonna's movies. They sucked too.

  68. caroaber says – reply to this


    168

    "Actress"?? Let's save that term for deserving gals, okay?

  69. Tag says – reply to this


    169

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    HAHAHAHAA!!! WHAT A STUPID SLUT.
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  70. Trixie says – reply to this


    170

    Dumb azz is probably sitting in the wrong movie.

  71. Kleo says – reply to this


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    So which one is she then? The hottie or the nottie? Bet I know what she thinks. Egotistical parasite.

  72. Trixie says – reply to this


    172

    Dumb azz in probably sitting in the wrong movie.

  73. Mona says – reply to this


    173

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  74. Trixie says – reply to this


    174

    I can't wait to find out the dvd sales…see you at Big Lots Paris.

  75. frank says – reply to this


    175

    She should stick to making PORN…

  76. Go Away, Paris says – reply to this


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    See Paris. See Paris in an empty theater. She is passe, dumb broad. No more Paris stories. Time's up.

  77. Jen says – reply to this


    177

    Who would give her a movie with a name like that!!!??? Lets give the skank an even bigger head than she already has! Pleezzzee hottie….she looks like big bird!

  78. migs says – reply to this


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    PLEASE make her go away!!! UGH!!

  79. migs says – reply to this


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    Re: C.U.N.extT.uesday – dude, your comment is the best so far..it had me by the floor cracking up!..you rock!!

  80. barbie says – reply to this


    180

    HILARY is the hottie :) Obama is the nottie
    VOTE HILARY :)

  81. Tara says – reply to this


    181

    I still love her!

  82. a.n.c.l. says – reply to this


    182

    omg it that real. thats so0o mean, even thought its paris hilton

  83. mauibsbe says – reply to this


    183

    ha! your so clever perez.. your not spose to say bad thing about girlie, but…
    the pic speaks for itself.. alone.. who gives a shit.

  84. Lauren says – reply to this


    184

    Funny how she's the only one sitting there. :P

  85. Shelley says – reply to this


    185

    Looks like they did not clean the theatre after showing "Step Up 2", before Paris sat down to watch her "movie". Well, we know the movie made $10 that night!!

  86. You might be an idiot if?...... you care about Paris Hilton!! says – reply to this


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    Re: colleen – No, the dumbshits' are the people that give this whore any kind of attention…. the one's who take her picture, the one's that care to see her picture, the one's who give her movie roles, music contracts, perfume deals, product endorsements, pay to have her party @ their clubs, the little girls that call her a "role modle" and aspire to be like her. They are the dumbshits'.

  87. Shelley says – reply to this


    187

    Paris is so stupid, when she gets nominated for the Razzie's, she will ask what time she should show up on the Red Carpet to accept her "award".

  88. Mostergirl says – reply to this


    188

    ACTRESS?? What? Paris an actress….*laughing*

  89. tome says – reply to this


    189

    she is not, not, not an actress. she is a slut

  90. oz_em says – reply to this


    190

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………………..

  91. Vincent says – reply to this


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    actress? since when? Greta Garbo was an actress. Audrey Hepburn was an actress. but THAT is strictly nothing… just the absolute void.

  92. mama says – reply to this


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    Is she sitting there waiting for her next good deed for the world like she said she would do

  93. Laura says – reply to this


    193

    Ha they didnt even clean the place out for her ass…

  94. Payton says – reply to this


    194

    I think this pic i staged…cause why would she pose for a picture like that?

  95. Brady says – reply to this


    195

    FYI- she was at THE BANK- in the Bellagio after.
    when they played her song they turned off all of the lights and turned UP the lights at her booth so we could watch her dance.

  96. Christina says – reply to this


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    That's probably how empty the movie theatre was, too!!!

  97. JustLesgirl says – reply to this


    197

    Hey, If I say sweet & sexy Paris is pretty popular among lesbians, will those Paris fans kill me? I don't mean to mention again her kiss with XXX here. But, at least, most of girls I knew on Lesmingle . dom like her. PS: they are real lesbians. That's why I say so.

  98. cfgfgj says – reply to this


    198

    hahahaahahah lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. ak617@2die4.com says – reply to this


    199

    she should go do something better in life like charity or an EDUCATION. SO KORNY

  100. jojo says – reply to this


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    Figures. Stupid bitch couldn't act if she had a fucking sniper rifle pointed at her head. All she's good for is giving STDs to over half of Hollywood. She looks like a man anyhow.

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