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But, Mom, Do We Really Have To Wear Matching Shoes???

Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why the long face, SJPeePee???

Little James Wilkie Broderick is an adorable little tot, but he looks like he's in a bit of a mood.

Wouldn't you if your mom dressed you in matching clothes? Sarah Jessica Parker probably pre plans all his outfits every Sunday night.

And she probably doesn't let him have any sugar in his diet and makes him accompany her to yoga every day.

No fun!

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

147 comments to “But, Mom, Do We Really Have To Wear Matching Shoes???”

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  1. tiffany says – reply to this


    101

    PISS!

    # 106?!

  2. porodika says – reply to this


    102

    the kid looks e3xactly like mom. not too pretty !!!! but he's a kid. a skinny kid,pale kid.he doesn't look too happy either.

  3. smorf says – reply to this


    103

    why are they dressed like they live in Antartica???

  4. Mandy says – reply to this


    104

    Yeah, but check out that hat from her bitten line…Check out my ebay auctions for more BITTEN!!! Ebay Id Alindsaym THANKS!

  5. K says – reply to this


    105

    Re: porodika – yeah dumb f*ck, he is pale and it's because it's the middle of february ! It's called winter … moron. WTF , is she suppose to bring him for a spray tan or something. Anyone picking on the "skinny" 5 year old is probably an over weight asshole. You people need to back the hell off children. You pathetic low life scum.

  6. sar says – reply to this


    106

    Perez, there not matching. and He looks so cute!

  7. gossipmonger says – reply to this


    107

    When are we going to discuss SJP's rapid descent into an equine skeleton? Is her head made of Silly-Putty, and they just stamp her cartoon image on it and stretch it? Does a day pass that bitch doesn't hear, "Hey Sarah, why the looong face?"

  8. Adrianne says – reply to this


    108

    Jessica,
    Please get out of the 80's. Your look is always horrid!!!!!
    It's the twenty first century, get rid of that hair, hire a stylist to dress you.
    This look has got to stop !
    And I like you, believe it or not.

  9. PEREZ MONITOR says – reply to this


    109

    Re: PEREZ

    $$$$$$$$-Not a Perez POST-$$$$$$$

  10. PEREZ MONITOR says – reply to this


    110

    Re: U BUTTBOY – #51

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$–THANKS FOR THE POST–$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  11. PEREZ MONITOR says – reply to this


    111

    Re: PEREZ IS A FAT PHUCK

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$–THANKS FOR THE POST–$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  12. MONITOR : says – reply to this


    112

    Re: Richard Hertz

    Your email has been turned in / AOL: Your name, city/town, state will get a copy of this post.

  13. jess says – reply to this


    113

    she's wearing ugg boots out in public?! there goes my respect for her fashion sence out the window

  14. anna says – reply to this


    114

    Why would you badmouth a good mother?

  15. Katie says – reply to this


    115

    Is there a ski slope in the middle of NYC I don't know about? WTF, ski pants? I get the boots but the pants?

  16. Every woman says: says – reply to this


    116

    She's only 43 and looks like hell.
    Start taking care of yourself Jessica.
    Your not an attractive woman in the first place, use whatever you have.
    You look like your son's grandmother.
    .
    by the way, slow down, his legs are only so long.

  17. How time flies... says – reply to this


    117

    They both look like unmade beds. Which is SJP's fault.
    Get your son a haircut, he's a little man, not a doll.
    Wow, your ship has sunk.

  18. Combat Lynn says – reply to this


    118

    Shes so ugly…peter was right…her face does look like a foot…so gross…

  19. Raquel Lobo says – reply to this


    119

    Vou mesmo escrever em português!!!
    Adoro você, mas… foi extremamente grosseiro com J. nessa foto, e comentário…

    Fiquei decepcionada!

    Adeus,

    xoxo my ass this time!

  20. Richard Hertz says – reply to this


    120

    To all you shit-heels, I'm TAPPING his sweet ass right now!! So go fuck yourselves ya jealous cunts!

  21. becky says – reply to this


    121

    In the past few months, since Sex and the City on HBO, every time I look at a picture of Jessica Parker…Bowles is it? Anyway. It's like please somebody do SOMETHING to help her!!! I wonder if bangs will do it? A haircut? She better NEVER gain not one pound, because that's all she has left, that she's thin! Somebody must be able to do something for this unfortunate woman! Unless she thinks she should keep her signature hair. SOMEBODY HELP HER!!!!

  22. nik says – reply to this


    122

    uggs are for girls.

  23. Rachel says – reply to this


    123

    Oh YES ALL THE YOGA AND HEALTH FOOD IS GOING TO HELP WHEN YOU SMOKE LIKE A CHIMNEY. IF JESSICA IS THAT INTO HEALTH PERHAPS SHE SHOULD GIVE UP CIGARETTES. AND THE BOY IS UGLY LIKE HER MOM AND DAD.

  24. K says – reply to this


    124

    Re: Rachel – you're a twat !! back off her and her family. You people that talk about her looks make me laugh… I bet you're the same ones that never missed an episode of sex and the city! SJP has done nothing to deserve the criticism from any of you - are you all so psychologically f*cked up that you feel the need to critic a 5 year old and his mother walking the streets of NY?

  25. He doesn't look like he's in a mood ... says – reply to this


    125

    … he just looks startled to be accosted by some pap who's probably saying mean things to him and his mom to boot. Leave the kids alone, man. It's not cool.

  26. Luminous says – reply to this


    126

    SJP has style & class, plus she's a devoted mommy. Love her.

  27. zoe says – reply to this


    127

    She is soooo freakin weird!!!!!

  28. zoe says – reply to this


    128

    I mean who calls their kid James Wilke? Who does that, outwardly anyway…are they trying to screw the kid up…
    And did you ever see that spoof where it is pointed out that people who use three names are psycho…
    John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy, Hillary Rodham Clinton;)

  29. k says – reply to this


    129

    James Earl Ray too!!

  30. zoe says – reply to this


    130

    and Mark David Chapman!

  31. laura says – reply to this


    131

    leave sarah jessica parker alone! i love her, and her son is adorable. i may read thsi website but perez, your gross and fat and your clothing choices are horrrendous. and so is ur hair. nice rat tail, trashball

  32. Lola says – reply to this


    132

    hahaha
    UGGS are out!! you'd think she of all ppl. would catch on.

    ps. meant to say in my last post with Castro….I LOVE CUBA

  33. Jen says – reply to this


    133

    long in the face..hehe

    very subtle, and funny

  34. no*cavities says – reply to this


    134

    there's nothing wrong with not letting your kid eat sugar. it's the most addictive substance americans deal with nowadays! it would do you some good not to eat sugar yourself, perez.

  35. Magenta says – reply to this


    135

    umm yea she probably does plan his diet, wardrobe, and everything else for her kid just like all the other yuppies!!

  36. m says – reply to this


    136

    She and Madonna totally swapprd looks. She has the long hair and glasses with a hat and Madonna went short and curly.

  37. leepo says – reply to this


    137

    Again, SJP's son is dressed inappropriately. It's the middle if winter and he's wearing capris. The kids always wearing ill fitted clothes. I remember one time he was wearing sweatpants that were too small for him and ugly ass sandles. She worries to much about how she looks to pay attention to what her kid is wearing.

  38. blah says – reply to this


    138

    Deport Perez and his family.

  39. Erin says – reply to this


    139

    And she looks like a foot. She also kinda has a homeless, crackhead look to her here.

  40. OMG says – reply to this


    140

    Re: leepo – ok idiot - if you had kids you would know that children like to dress themselves. If he's wearing something that doesn't fit - that's usually the dad dressing the kid! Allowing a child to pick out their own clothes or dress themselves is a way for them to show their independance. She's obviously not so shallow and insecure that she would feel the need to dress him to the nines! He's not wearing capri's , he has boots on which make the pants appear shorter. Wow, what a bunch of losers we have on this site making fun of a child for the way he is dressed. Guess you can't find anything more constructive to discuss. Small minded dopes.

  41. deedee says – reply to this


    141

    Good post Perez. It is probably true. HA

  42. amelia says – reply to this


    142

    i would be a little moody too, if MY mom looked like that… jeeeesh

  43. jENN says – reply to this


    143

    hey this happens when you have an ok looking dad and a not so good looking mom. what is with growing the kid's hair when it ha s no texture? if it is as fine as cappillini, cut it off!!!! it's a boy, not a girl!!! you are not that devout a jew !!!

  44. leepo says – reply to this


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    Re: OMG
    Just to let you know, I do have children. And those are clearly either capris or pants that are too small for him, they are not regular pants. Either way, inappropriate for the middle of winter in NYC. And while I agree with letting a children excersize individuality, there is a line. Especially when you opt to wear snow pants on a cold day. And your mundane, predictable thought on men dressing their children (someone watches way too much Everyone Loves Raymond) theory doesn't fly either because daddy is hardly ever around because he's butt buddies with Nathan Lane. It's obvious SJP is his beard.

    OMG, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Why don't you go on SJP's fansite so all you Carrie fans can commiserate together and relive the Square Pegs days.

  45. TAKE YO BROKE ASS HOME says – reply to this


    145

    Re: dramaqueen82 – that's because you can't afford them

  46. OMG says – reply to this


    146

    Re: leepo – men don't wear capris - neither do little boys. Capris are what women wear (someone needs fashion 101). As for watching too much "raymond" - I think not. Most women will agree that husbands tend to get outfits wrong. They usually mismatch clothing and could care less about size ( unless you're dealing with a metrosexual). I can attest to that since I am a parent! If his pants were a little short (from shrinkage) who really cares? You make it sound like she had him out in shorts on a winter day! It's not like his ankles were showing. geez. Furthermore, how would you know where her husband is ? are you stalking him?

  47. leepo says – reply to this


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    Re: OMG
    oh shut up. you're stupid and i can tell your fat. MANPRIS- does that make you feel better? She's too worried about her image and facelifts and shit. Face the fact dumbass, Sex In The City is not real. Get rid of your Carrie Bradshaw poster, put down the jalepeno poppers, turn off the tv and go jog around the block.
    You're welcome.

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