Words of Wisdom with Dina Lohan
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Oh, how we've missed her!!!
We love Dina Lohan more than Lindsay loves coke and Spencer & Heidi love staged photo ops.
That's a lot of love!
Our favorite momager in Hollywood - by way of Long Island - is speaking out about her daughter's recent and headline-grabbing nude shots for New York magazine.
As usual, half of what she says is nonsense and the other half is bullshit. But it's all intoxicating, though!
Says Orange Oprah:
"t was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother. Trust me, I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué. Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call. Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked. She's always loved Marilyn," Dina says. "For Christmas, my girlfriends even gave her a Marilyn cookie jar. I think there's a sadness that Lindsay feels for Marilyn. Lindsay really saw it as a gift back to someone. Lindsay did 250 crunches before because she was nervous since she had never done anything like that before."
Such a supportive mom!
CLICK HERE for the uncensored LiLo pics.
WTF!!! Lindsay's "gift back"!!!! I'm going to be sick. Marilyn is rolling over in her grave. Although I bet she STILL looks better than Lindsay even now! Mother of the Year to Dinah.
I think the reason these photos look so "creepy" is because they too closely resemble child porn. This girl has the figure and nipples of a pre-pubescent boy, for Christ's sake. Nauseating.
what a fricking ugly whore lindsay and her ugly mother is! marilyn could do this kind of thing (pose nude) bcz she was a superstar and had an amazing career! if you pose nude and have nothing special about your career youre just a whore! and ewwww shes so freckly and her breasts are hideous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her skin looks like my poodles skin…full of liverspots
can she NOT get a tan….and they made her tits look awful.
Marilyn's mother was an insane hooker and Marilyn was a pathetic druggie and alcoholic. Yet they're BOTH worlds better than this slutty two. LiLo's tits are FAT and they'll hit the floor in a few years. Her mom is bat shit crazy and ugly too.
she never should of posed nude….she doesnt have the body to do that. she really looks bad and i feel sorry for her because everyone everywhere i go is talking about how awful she looks naked. her face looks like a grandmas face too and she should really quit smoking because it obviously effected her skin…oh no lindsay you look like crap.
her skin is fucking disgusting.
AND HER LITTLE SISTER SAW HER?????????????????????????????????????
wwwtttffff IS GOING ON WITH THESE F*&(*^*^!!!! SICKO'S!! NASTY AS HELL!!!!!!
F((&(*^*^!! NAAASSSSSSTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That freckled cow needs milking. No joke. Her utters are hangin' low. (Can't wait to see where they are 30 years from now.)
There is NOTHING tasteful about these photos of Lindsey pretending to be Marilyn Monroe because she is hard up for bucks. I wondered when Dina would start making idiotic statements again.
Oh the ways we justify pimping out our kids… You keep on lying to yourself there Dina… a nudie pic is still a nudie pic whether it's playboy or the newyorker….
She doesn't look anything like Marilyn. She looks like a young wannabe in a cheap wig. She just doesn't have that certain "something" that Marilyn had. She also doesn't have the body Marilyn had. She really does look ridiculous.
Lilo and mother are delusional, pathetic. Photos are awful, embarrassing.
I'm sorry, but there is just something wrong here. The blonde wig maybe? If she wanted to do something "tasteful," she should have used her natural red hair and done a Playboy spread. That would have gotten way more respect than this. This just make her look like a pig.
Well there ya have it folks, straight from the horses mouth!!! Not only were the photos in bad taste, but Lindsay was surrounded by women who supported this!
What a buncha dummies!
Where is the common sense?????
Re: Mattdub –
Actually I look 100 times hotter than that tramp does nude and I'm 30!!
How can a 21 year old be that saggy! And the white pasty freckled skin- EEEWWWW!! Those pictures look like they were taken by some homly chick at her house by her friend… I can't think of a single nice thing to say. Oh, well. Publicize the photos- it only makes the rest of us non famous girls look better!!
XD
I know! It's creepy having her sister there. I don't care if I had the greatest body in the world or what reason I was doing it for. I wouldn't want my little sister watching me get naked.
What purpose did it serve having her there? To learn how to be a gross skank first hand? Well, I guess she's gotta learn it somewhere.
I don't get letting your family in on this kind of stuff. That chick on Girls Next Door stripped down to nothing infront of her mom and dad. Jessica Simpson let her father watch her hump a car, wet and in a bikini. It's very creepy. These people are fucked up.
About the only thing MM and LL have in common is a drug and alcohol problem.
LL is probably paying THEM for the exposure.
Everyone involved with this photoshoot is delusional! She looks nothing like Marilyn and she does not have the body to pull it off. I swear Britany could have done better … hell Paris could have pulled it off better!
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-AT LEAST SHE'S BE IN A TASTEFUL MAGAZINE!
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-WHAT AN IDIOT…"SUCH AN HONOR TO BE ASKED TO POSE NAKED" HAHAHA!
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the one w/ net over her face looks like dana plato from diff't strokes
Jem, i so agree with you. Somehow this does look like kiddy porn, despite the saggy boobs.
I'm so glad Dina mentioned that Marilyn cookie jar. Yes, they give a very classy style of present in her family. You can tell they have a deep understanding of high art. Coz a Marilyn Cookie Jar so encapsulates the tragedy of her life. I reckon they should make a Curt Kobain one, and maybe a Heath Ledger one too. Coz it's always good to compassionately reflect upon such people while one is stuffing one's face with a light snack.
Dina, how can these photos not be attempting to be risque? Marilyn was all about kittenish seduction, you numbskull!
Re: joolia – In no way am I "JEALOUS" of Lindsay. I know I am not some super hot hollywood celeb but I like who I am and what I look like thank you very much! I don't know Lindsay personaly but the vibe I get from her is Bitchy, rude, and fake! That is why I don't like her.
ew look at all those ugly freckles on her body, and her tits are nasty and saggy, her nipples look like they belong on a gerbil or rat. her body just looks like it's covered in dodo spots…gurl u need to hav them freckles laser removed cuz they make u look alot uglier than u already are. um a suggestion: next time use scarlett johanssan, she would do marilyn justice k bye
Refreshing to see natural breasts. Didn't know anyone in Hollywood had them
artful my ass… she's naked. Marilyn may have been controversial, but comparing her beauty to Linsdeys…. wtf?
SHE NEEDS A SERIOUS TAN!! GROSS!!!
That photo shoot is a terrible "homage." Just awful. Marilyn hated most of those photos and it was a sure sign of the end for her. Marilyn was out of it on Champane (and who knows what else). Based on Lohan's rocky road with alcohol (and other self medications), she should have thought twice about doing this shoot. A few of the pics she looks like a teenage boy in Halloween dress up. Despite Marilyn's condition in the orig. photos, she remained an alluring and "cannot take your eye off" symbol of sensuality. Lohan is to Marilyn like Anna Nicole was to "Sugar Pie." I hate Hollywood anymore.
If Marilyn were alive.. I truly believe she would be mortified to see who was chosen to take remakes of these pictures. Lindsay Lohan is a drug addicted, self-obsessed, has-been who is only in her early 20s. I think this was a great way to disrespect Marilyn Monroe and all her greatness. Lilo is simply a trashy skank in a similar setting trying to portray someone she will never be able to even come close to. Sorry HO BAG not so much!!
Her mom is the most stupidest person ever "it was done tastefully"….? are you kidding me! how can someone look at this pictures and see art, she looks NOTHING like marilyn manroe. Who ever paid the lohans money for these shots must of really wanted to see little girl lindsey naked…….and at the end it looks like crap (photoshop didnt help what-so-ever). Lindsey is a dirty played out hollywood *****should i say more lol
I wonder if Lindsay would let me put my LITTLE PECKER between those two mellons? Gretchun would sure be PISSED but my STUBBY would be a happy camper.
sad sad. i never thought i'd stick up for lilo but her boobs look normal. uh yeah. i know we don't see too many natural breasts anymore but that's what they look like when they're not made of silicone and they're larger than a B cup.
every time i see these pic, i just want to cringe and turn away. ewww, these pics looks no where near classy. It definitely DOES NOT even compare to the marilyn monroe pics. this definitely was a BAD move.
DUDE SEEEEEEEEEEDY
you know she looks great, all yall jealous, you know you want the fire crotch
my mother said to me today "did you see those nude pictures lindsay lohan did? the ones that are supposed to immitate marilyn monroe? i thought she looked horrible!"
couldn't have said it better myself mom!
and i doubt MM had some lameo skanky tattoo on her ass. in another 20 years it'll probably look like a raisin is glued to her ass!
Shame on you New York Magazine. Lindsay Lohan was a poor choice, a very poor choice. The photos of Lohan were awful they lacked EVERYTHING. Lohan does not pay homage to Marilyn, she pays homage to herself. Shame on Bert too, how could you? If he was going to recreate those last photos he should have chosen someone that was close to Marilyns age (when those last photos were taken), sophisticated and most importantly WORTHY.
those are some greaaattt…..new york boobs…
i am so offended! she is no fucking marilyn and never will be!!! the only thing they have in common is drugs!
Is it just me or does she not look like Chris Crocker in this pic? lol
shes no marilyn monroe thats for sure, whoever had this idea and the photog should be ashamed and fired for the results. yuk!
Lindsay Lohan has no where near the sex appeal and glamour of Marilyn Monroe - i think it is insulting that they would cast her to recreate the epic pics of the beautiful Marilyn Monroe - she didnt have to try and be beautiful!
Poor Marilyn is rolling over in her grave.
Such a lack of respect to a real star!
I am going to go puke now.
Why would you do 250 crunches when you could just do an 8-ball?
What kind of mother says it's OK for her daughter to do nude shots? And she allowed her other 14 year old daughter to be there?! What in the world is the problem with these parents? And we wonder why our country is full of shooters, druggies, and pedophiles?!
Hello, The Greek Giant here with Lindsay's bulging breast in my left hand and a glass of Crystal champagne in my right. She will no longer snif lines of pure Bolivian cocaine wtih me, The Greek Giant, however she will guzzle Giant loads of sperm this afternoon from my cock. Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums will snort loads of cheap meth with your Budweiser and potato chip dinners. That is all.
How can somebody think that LiLo's pictures could be anywhere close to Marilyn's??? Marilyn was gorgeous and sexy. Lindsey looks like a transsexual. Her face is not pretty at all.
meh vanessas are better
and a hella lot cheaper to make
lindsay doesnt deserve the honour to even be compared to marilyn
even though she didn't look the greatest in the pics, the comments on that post of her shots were so mean in general!!!
it takes a lot for me to say this but damn, people are heartless… she didn't look that horrendous. she has a large chest, so of course they are not going to be very high. we are way too used to seeing implants today.
Wow…250 crunches. What'd that take, 5, maybe 10 minutes? Then again, that probably tripled the amount of exercise she's gotten in the past year. I just picture her doing those crunches with a ciggy and a water bottle filled with vodka. Now that's my Lilo!
her breasts are gross!! what is she, 45??
honestly she looks a couple months pregnant!
Totally inappropriate …. LiLo is NOT Marilyn….and I think these were some of her last pics anyway…why do we want to glorify this woman over and over and over with some teeny bopper like LiLo…I think this child is too young for all of this BS…F her mom for encouraging it…
honestly she looks a few months pregnant
How many friggin' times does Dina use the phrase "look at it" within the first half of the quote? Well . . . I LOOK AT Lohan and see a skank and a burnout who's trying desperately to regain her teen queen crown.
if i recall, marilyn didn't even take the pics for playboy, so that's kinda not a factor. she took the pictures to get cash before she was famous and hugh hefner purchased them when they came out and put them in the first issue of playboy. lindsay doing it when she has money is just dumb.
Eww… thats disgusting. As if we needed to see more lindsay lohan. I guess a sex tape would have been too cliche, so she opted for the next best thing. A "tastefull" nude shoot, like there is such a thing. I swear to god, marilyn is rolling in her grave.
And Dina Lohan is a money grubbing, child endangering HO BAG! She shouldn't even have children. She's got about as much parenting sense as Lynne Spears. Congratulations for turning your daughters into Rehab All-Stars!
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AWWW SHIIIITTT! I HAVE NEVER FELT SO SICK TO MY STOMACH.
SHE'S GOT SAGGY, COW TITS THAT NEED TO BE MILKED. SHES GOT A BELLY ON HER BIGGER THAN A POT ROAST. HER ARMS AND BODY ARE NOT TONED AT ALL AND FLABBY FAT. CHICKS GOT THICK CALVES TOO, HER LEGS ARE SHORT AND STALKY - HER ARMS ARE JUST MANLY/ FAT MAN WHO SITS ON A COUCH ALL DAY.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A WHORE/ KIDDIE PORN/ THAT NEEDS TO FIX HER TEETH.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE HAIR? AND SHE GOT RID OF HER PUBES FOR THIS ONE? WTF?
THIS FRECKLIE PEICE OF WHITE TRASH IS NASTY. NO SICK BASTARD WOULD EVER WANT TO RAPE HER, FUCKING STD INFESTED WHORE. SHE WAS PROBALLY ON DRUGS WHEN SHE DID THESE BEAUTY SHOTS TOO. THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING. PEREZ YOU FUCK, STOP POSTING SHIT ON LINDSAY LOHAN, SHES A WORTHLESS PEICE OF SHIT.
joolia YOUR FUCKED UP.
ReNee (LOL, YOUR TOO FUNNY).
What's with the gut? ….God, all this BIG losers: too much money, no class..
Good job Dina!!
Didn't Madonna revisit this shoot in the early 90's? Circa Vanity Fair.
Lindsay said "Mommy, I'm never going to have a chance to show my maggotty-white freckled sagging titties to the world again." I'm looking at them as a mother because her friends gave her a cookie jar. I wouldn't allow her sister to be at the photo shoot unless she had the same saggy white freckley tits. That's because I respect the photographer who is taking pictures of my daughter's tits as an artist. And she got a cookie jar."
I'm sorry to say this, cuz I don't drink HATERAID but she just looks wrong… and I seriously mean WRONG WRONG… There's nothing sexy, or artistic about it…. It's just a hot mess on photopaper. She needs to fire whoever set that up thinking "Lindsey is gonna be fab!" The new Marylin my ass crack!!!
Dina, Dina, Dina -
Please do not even consider comparing your unemployable daughter to the late, great Marilyn Monroe. You are a loser, Dina, as is your firecrotch daughter.
Dina..face it you're a fuck up of a mom… you raised a drinking/drugging slutty whore who's career is going down the toilet. You're a huge fuckup yourself…so shut up yhou old whore…it's not art…YOUR DAUGHTER IS A FRECKLY FUGLY SLUT
………JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ! C'MON……COMPARING LINDSAY TO MARILYN IS LIKE COMPARING A JACKASS TO A THOROUGHBRED….. YOU CAN PUT A SADDLE ON BOTH BUT THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT THE SAME!!!!!! SHE HAS LITTLE CHARISMA AND LESS STAR POWER AND MONROE WAS A TITAN IN BOTH. LOHAN IS HARD, HARSH AND ROUGH COMPARED TO THE INCOMPARABLE SILKY EROTIC SEXUAL GODDESS THAT WAS MONROE.
……..THE ONLY "POSSIBLE" COMPARISON IS THAT THIS POOR, PATHETIC GIRL MIGHT END UP ALONE DOWNING A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND A SHIT LOAD OF PILLS JUST LIKE MARILYN. IT IS ALL VERY, VERY DISTURBING AND QUITE SAD.
I don't think these photos even hold a candle to the originals. I don't have a problem with Lindsay Lohan on any level… but the posing is awful - there's no emotion and the lighting is terrible. She basically blends in with the entire photo. So… what's the point of these pictures??
I'd make a great Marilyn Monroe with my large perky titties. Why I'd show my vag and titties withouat any flowing see-thru silky material either. And you should see my big nipples and large areola too. Just imagine what I look like naked you pervs. Someday I'll let you see all that in Playboy while making some real money. Dream on until that day Pervs!!!! Oh, and keep strokin that sauce-age while thinking about me anyways.
lindsey is lovely. what she needs to do is embrace her look. she's a red head with white skin. to try to tan or use bronzers make you look silly. imagine these pictures natural. they could have been good. think softer.
WHORE!
this is an AWFUL pic-You would think a pimpster like Dina would insist on better airbrushing to guarantee her more $$ later on…oh well she has her younger two to pimp out…and to send into ruin and devastation as she has done with this one.So sick…and not even a "brand" to have back up on!
O.K THIS IS NOT ART SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MARILYN MONROE AND EWWW HER FUCKING TITS ARE SAGGING AND WHY WAS HER LITTLE SISTER AT THE SHOOT ? HAHAH FUCKING MESSED HER CAREER IS MOST DEF OVER.
Oh yeah! Lindsay is smoking, don't care what you haters gotta say. I like her freckles and her tits are the bomb, totally suckable natural tits that are refreshing amid these implanted chicks nowadays. Too bad she didn't let us see her snatch.
PS: Da Man will spank her butt two times!
i'm sorry but lindsay can't even compare to Marilyn… i feel thesse photos remind me nothing of Marilyn & lindsay's mom is so ignorant!
she should put those revolting saggy flaps that she calls tits away!
'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.'
"Mommy?"
The whole thing is gross, her tits are gross. Of course Dina Lohan is going to say something as batshit outrageous regarding these "tastefully" done photos. In those pictures, Lindsay looks more like she's just high on coke than evoking Marilyn. For shame… Lets hope this finally kills her career and she just goes away once and for all. Enough already.
put on a bra, please!
she is fairly freckely fricky girl!
250 Crutches?!?!?!? She should have done 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!! That bitch look like Rosie O'Donnell about the stomache.
Why are you Americans obsessed with this skank Marilyn Monroe.She was a total boxs of rocks,pill popping,hated by everyone that worked with her Hollywood,totally overrated slut who slept her way to the top.Now another young desperate starlett who is broke is trying to pose as her because she needs the cash,see the irony.For one thing Lindsay your skin is gross,freckles everywhere.The thing that both of you have in common is your both washed up skanky ho s.
OMG Shut her up now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In times of trouble
Dina Lohan comes to me
Whispering words of wisdom….
LOL.
Mommy is my porno sexy? Mommy will you fluff my bush? These people are NASTY trash– they make the Spears' seem like Mike and Carol Brady! Aren't there LAWS about making your kids do porn shoots? How much do you think Dina made from torching her kids soul (and making the 14 year old watch?!). There is NOTHING WORSE than the parent of a past, future, failed, stalled, dead, famous and/or infamous CHILD STAR. They are fucking LEGION!!!!
honestly i really don't get this. the first one looks like she has no nipples. i really don't think of this as art. it's a chance to see what she looks like bucknaked. she looks silly as a blonde. it looks like one of those cheap wigs you get at walmart for halloween. jessica simpson or christina a. should have done it. they are prettier and don't have nasty freckles ALL over them. jessica probably has a better rack
Nothing warms the heart like the return of the great abuser Dina! How AWESOME IS IT that she is the eternal champion of tasteful porn of her own daughter?!?!? Is she from Barstow? I also love that some 600 year old pornmeister friend of Marilyn CALLS Linds to invite her to a porno-party with her sis and "mommy". How many other "special phone calls" do you think that shriveled perv made before he hooked one? He probably mails the cookie jars first and then hits the phones a month or two later. Either way– WELCOME BACK DINA!!!! WE MISSED YOUR PATHETIC CHILD ABUSING SOUL-LESS HARPY ASS!!!!
I'm just simply embarrassed for her. No guidance what so ever. She is an ok looking young woman…why on earth would she even attempt to compare herself to Marilyn Monroe is beyond comprehension. I'm not putting down her physical appearance - she just is so far from this icon it's just stupid!
Wow, this photographer and the magazine are delusional! Amateurs!!
It makes everyone look bad!!!
WHY WOULD THAT DUMBASS DO CRUNCHES…when Marilyn was known for her curvy size what 12 or 14 …and is it a pre req for hollywood to love marilyn monroe….give me a break
In what other world does a MOTHER issue a public statement to scold people for not appreciating her daughters PORN enough? I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE DINA LOHAN!!!!! I think that she should take the same pictures and then make her 14 year old take them in front of that 90 year old German photo pervert! That would be tasteful!!!
BARF!!!!
She does NOT EVEN RESEMBLE Ms. Marilyn Monroe-get the hook, and get the
outta here!
Female impersonators do a better job vs. Lohan.
250 crunches over what time period,
3 crunches a day, one for breakfast, lunch and dinner………
hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they didnt even work .
she's going to have to do more than that to look good.
those pics are terrible ……….
she needs a boob lift and some really good cover up make up for the freckles .
LiLo looks way hotter in these!
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yuk.
saggy and freckly and kind of like a drag queen, no,
a drag queen would look more like marilyn than this old hag, actually shes not old is she, 21 going on 51 ………
yeah,
yuk !
Marilyn Monroe was like Anna Nicole without the personality (or clown make-up). Seriously– how is it that some blond bag of fuck becomes a "legendary" talent? Kudos to the scumbag German grampa who conned these bitches into a wispy beaver shot (and then paying for the shoot itself!). And to NY mag for proving that all reading materials will truly be extinct in 8 years (or less)… I wish that Michael and Dina would just set their differences aside and start drunk/drug-fucking again! How much money could Dina make if there were a few more Lohans willing to go full frontal? (and soon full penetration!!)… THere should be a Hollywood Mother of the Year award!
"Such a supportive mom!"
I guess it's good she got SOME support . . . ROTFL
ri-god-damn-diculous
just plain ol gnarly
poor marilyn…
Why the hell did they ask Lindsay Lohan out of all people to pose as Marilyn Monroe?? Like Hollywood has no better options? Wow. That's really bad. And unlike Lindsay, Marilyn was beautiful and didn't have a body covered in freckles. I'd love to know what genius came up with this idea because it was a really bad one.
Would someone please shut that horse cunt Dina Lohan up?
Note to Lindsay: Tell your mother to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You look so stupid with your dumb old lady popping off all the time. Grow up and muzzle your mum.
Those pictures did not help Lindsay Lohan's career. They were absolutely disgusting. She was not the right choice of person. They only called the only option, someone who would do anything for more than just money, but fame, so they chose Lohan. She is not even close to being Marilyn Monroe. She has a face like white trash and her acting is tanky.
………NEXT SHE WILL RECREATE THE FAMOUS TRANSFORMATION OF "BABY JANE" MADE FAMOUS BY LEGENDARY ACTRESS BETTE DAVIS. AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE ALREADY LOOKS A LOT LIKE BETTE'S CHARACTER AT THE END OF THE MOVIE! GO FIGURE.