Words of Wisdom with Dina Lohan
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan
Oh, how we've missed her!!!
We love Dina Lohan more than Lindsay loves coke and Spencer & Heidi love staged photo ops.
That's a lot of love!
Our favorite momager in Hollywood - by way of Long Island - is speaking out about her daughter's recent and headline-grabbing nude shots for New York magazine.
As usual, half of what she says is nonsense and the other half is bullshit. But it's all intoxicating, though!
Says Orange Oprah:
"t was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother. Trust me, I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué. Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call. Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked. She's always loved Marilyn," Dina says. "For Christmas, my girlfriends even gave her a Marilyn cookie jar. I think there's a sadness that Lindsay feels for Marilyn. Lindsay really saw it as a gift back to someone. Lindsay did 250 crunches before because she was nervous since she had never done anything like that before."
Such a supportive mom!
CLICK HERE for the uncensored LiLo pics.
She's so vulgar… she looks like a man, she looks dirty White trash !!!!!!! hoooooou
Lindsay Lohan is one of the ugliest women in show business. She is an insult to Marilyn Monroe. She's a washed up, dried out piece of dirty shit.
she has the posture of a 40 y/o giraffe! Why is her morha so proud of this poor MM poses? Maybe mom will have her magina done next!
Dina knows tasteful porn when she agrees to it. All you need is some white scrim, a blonde wig and an old fucking pervert with a Leica and a hard-on. Awesome mommy! Awesome!!!!!!!!
SHE'S HAS LiKE iNDiAN BOOB'S..EWWWW FiRE CROTCH!!
THESE PiCTURE'S ARE SO NOT CUTE i MEAN SHE'S HOT iN ALL BUT THESE PiCTURE'S WERE A BiG NO..NO!!
ok…tits sagging for her age….wig, gawd awful…you've all said that…BUT what about those horrible hands!!!!!OMG she has the ugliest hands i've ever seen…esp. on someone in their 20s
Yuck! This is not cute at all!!
so sad to watch - she will end up just like Marilyn!
I don't know about you guys but I am so sick of this twit. She is so not sexy. She needs to put her leggings back on and go work at the mall.
Dina Lohan and the word tasteful should NEVER be used in the same sentence!
her boobs are saggy
Hohan, I hear that Waffle House is hiring…all shifts.
I think she has BEAUTIFUL breasts - and I'm a woman. In fact I've been obsessing about them all day. Wish mine looked like hers. Though hers are real, I would bring a photo of them to a doctor's office should I decide to get mine "done" one day. I also wish I had her hips (or lack thereof). I think she's pretty. She doesn't conduct herself very well, but she is very pretty.
Just my 2 cents.
What happened to parents staying out of their children's limelight? Not that LL is very limey. Dina is worse than Jon Benet's mom, farming her daughter out for attention. If she really cared about her daughter, she'd pull her ass out of LA and send her to college, instead of trying to sell her soft porn. Dina is from the same class as Lynne Spears, Brooke Shield's mom, and Mc Cauley Caulkin's dad. Parents That Pimp. They need a URL.
beautiful art. ’nuff said.
I've seen most of the photos. Perez posted the best ones and that is scary. LL looks like a MAN - such a manly face. No twinkle. No charm. Man hands. Not delicate.
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I think Bert Stern made a complete fool of LL. Maybe he wanted to show her and the rest of Hollywood's Twat Pack how ugly, classless, clueless and ignorant they are. Of course Lilo jumped at this chance for "notoriety" but people are going to be laughing about this for centuries. There simply is no way a gifted photographer like Stern would produce such freakish photos except to ridicule the arrogant subject - Lindsay Lohan.
O.M.G. I LUV U SOOO MUCH.BECAUSE U R AWESOME AND I LUV YOUR T.V. SHOW.I AM ONLY 15 YRS. OLD AND MY MOM DON'T EVEN WANT TO WATCH NOTHING OF YOUR .BUT I LUV U,AND I'M GONNA KEEP LUVIN U UNTIL I DIE.DUDE U R F**** AWESOME AND THAT'S ALL I HAV TO SAY.KEEP DOIN WATCH CHA DOIN BUT MAKE IT 10 TIMES AS BETTER O.K.
O.M.G. I LUV U SOOO MUCH.BECAUSE U R AWESOME AND I LUV YOUR T.V. SHOW.I AM ONLY 15 YRS. OLD AND MY MOM DON'T EVEN WANT TO WATCH NOTHING OF YOUR .BUT I LUV U,AND I'M GONNA KEEP LUVIN U UNTIL I DIE.DUDE U R F**** AWESOME AND THAT'S ALL I HAV TO SAY.KEEP DOIN WATCH CHA DOIN BUT MAKE IT 10 TIMES AS BETTER O.K.
O.M.G. I LUV U SOOO MUCH.BECAUSE U R AWESOME AND I LUV YOUR T.V. SHOW.I AM ONLY 15 YRS. OLD AND MY MOM DON'T EVEN WANT TO WATCH NOTHING OF YOUR .BUT I LUV U,AND I'M GONNA KEEP LUVIN U UNTIL I DIE.DUDE U R F**** AWESOME AND THAT'S ALL I HAV TO SAY.KEEP DOIN WATCH CHA DOIN BUT MAKE IT 10 TIMES AS BETTER O.K.
dam i got tired of this burned out chick
Gee, I wonder if Edie Sedgwick felt it was an honor when the same photographer drugged and raped her.
umm, a minute ago there were 19 pages of posts.
I had hoped the pictures were fake.BUT I saw a similar news on sugardaddychat. com just now.
How vulgar!!
I had not believed it's ture,but I saw a similar news on sugardaddychat.com .
she makes me wana puke
wtf. this is an insult to marilyn monroe.. c'mon the hell is this shit!?
she looks like one those amateur porn girls trying waaaay to hard to be sexy.. her skin looks leathery, her face doesn't look as nearly as beautiful as marilyn monroe.. if the photog wanted a train wreck, britney spears and some airbrushing would've been better… i'm insulted by this fucking piece of shit..
these have to be the outtakes. no way they could put them in a magazine. even as outtakes these are bad, coz you know some pictures of other celebs, you wouldn't know if they were outtakes or not until you buy the magazine.
why doesn't she have any shape btw? is it the lack of airbrush?
OMG.
1. Am I the only one in the world who pukes into my own mouth a tad every time I see how ugly her skin is?? Why does anyone think she should model, let alone "act'? >Well I guess moms gets a hall pass on that Q. In fact, her moms is far more entertaining.. keep the crap coming.
2. BAD BAD BAD, I think photog must be on weekend release from Alzhiemers Central. cuz he is fukin nutz to choose her let alone not thinking straight to repro a one in a lifetime.
OMG.
Why does she continue to use the "Mother" card? Her daughter isn't 15 anymore….give it up. I also highly doubt that she still uses the word "Mommy"
What a LIAR! They probably can't stand each other and aren't on speaking terms.
Whay kind of crappy friends give you a cookie jar as a gift? LOL
that is an insult to marilyn monroe. lindsay lohan cannot hold a candle to marilyn. she lacks all the natural sexiness. why not dita von teese in a blond wig.
VOMIT! Lindsay Lo-whore is just that - a whore and her mom is an even bigger one for letting her daughter do such a tacky photo shoot. Who really wants to see this skank naked? Dina is a horrible mother and can't wait for hatchet-face Ali to get old enough so she can start pimping her out too!
her breast is sagging!
sorry but they chose the wrong person to do an "omage" to Marilyn, for starters she doens't have the body Marilyn did and also the freckles she has all over her body kind of ruin it, fine if it was just a photoshoot of herself being herself but as an omage they should have chosen someone who has more of a likeness to Marilyn, is it so hard? for starters Scarlet johansen is a much better example and has a much better body for it.
Hey Perez, Please don't mention Long Island when you speak of the Lohans. It's is extremely embarassing for us to be affiliated with them. They also live in a pretty shitty town. I'm driving past her house tonight to egg it. Her mom is listed in the phone book.
Oh for Christ's sake, Dina, deena, dyna, leech Lohan……get a life. Get a real JOB. Daughter's a full-freckled ugly whore. Nobody wants to see her body. It's disgusting………freckles everywhere………….hope the bitch dies way before she reaches 39………..that way, she can be like Marilyn Monroe…..but younger and dead.
Thank God for Photo Shop!
if marilyn lived, she would die again after seeing those horrible pics of lilo trying to be like her..
Perez!! u're the best but come one don't give more attention to bitches such as lindsay and paris…. they are not worth it!
Perez u are the best, but don't give more attention to bitches such as lindsay and paris… they suck and are not worth it!!!
#245-246 Astin———please spell your name correctly……it's
ASSTIN!!
And for the record, girl's an ugly skank no talent freckled bitch. Just like mama.
ewww, look at all the freckles
EWWWWWW GROSSSSSSS she looks HORRIBLE i cant believe she thinks she's sexy to have a naked photoshot =S
ok 1. the photos ARE tastefully done, whether you think lilo has a nice body or not. i think it's actually good for her to be doing something like this- it's classy, not trashy. if you disagree, well, then clearly you have no concept of art.
2. her mother is as incoherent as always, but at least she's present in her daughter's life…unlike some other celebumoms out there. oh and PS the boobs are real so of course they'll sag a little when unsupported.
Her parents are fucked up money grubbing aholes!!! the white oprah and the born again nut that she has as parents,think this is a good thing!! disgrace, she's at the end of her career and she knows it!! all mom and dad are concerned about is when the check clears!!! she should do herself a favor and get away from them !!! losers!!!
I think she looks good. Perez, you're such a fucking fag for dissing on people Paris Hilton doesn't like. BE YOUR OWN PERSON already. Leave Lohan, and every other person Paris Hilton doesn't like alone already. It's tired. Just like your different colored hair every other week.
Does any one els think she has saggy boobies?
I think she has beautiful breasts. The thing I hate about these photos is the ugly bleached wig and crappy makeup they put on her. That's why they suck. Her body has nothing to do with it.
And why are so many of you prejudiced against freckles? They go nicely with her red hair, when she actually has red hair.
By posing for this she is opening herself up for these comments. If you don't have the body for it, don't do it!! If I didn't know she was 21 I would guess she's 45… at least. We should not have been subjected to this. I'm sorry but those freckles are nasty, I have a WAY nicer rack than that and I'm 30! This looks like a bad picture taken at home by a friend. Lindsey, please keep your clothes on for all our sake!!!!!!
hahaha dina lohan is such a bad mum, i mean who will let her daughter pose like that and call it "art". how can lindsay's boobs be so SAGGY anyway? I'm only a few years younger than her and nowhere near that! And i'm natural so no excuse for them being natural.
perez the bitch is crzy for lettin her 14 yr old go c her big sis naked wtf
VERY NASTYYYYYY.NO WAY EVER AGAIN, SHE LOOKS VERY BAD
She is too young to have saggy tits!
Dina Lohan is a slut.
An Lindsay, a loser.
Lindsay looks nothing like MM. Marilyn was actually cute, while Lindsay looks like an old, washed-up hag. She's only 21!!! She looks much older. The last good movie she made was Mean Girls, and that was by no means an Academy Award winning piece of work. Why are people like her put on the cover and glamorized???? She has done nothing. It's pathetic. Put someone with talent on magazines - not some used up 21 year old who can't keep her mouth off a bottle of booze.
Yeah, Lindsay and her Marilyn Monroe cookie jar - what a HUGE fan! Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth!
Dina sounds retarded!!
I love these!
This is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!
Lindsay Lohan. PLEASE GO PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GET A JOB….AND POSSIBLY A TAN.
she will never look like Marilyn NEVER…She wishes in her dreams…nobody cares about LINDSEY…
Playboy would be a huge step up from these photos. They look more like homemade porno shots. Cheap, ghetto and skanky. I feel sorry for LiLo. Obviously she called her Mom for her blessing and Orange Oprah said "go for it". It's sad that she doesn't have someone in her life to say "this is not a good idea". LiLo will never have this chance again in her life?? She'll never again have a chance to strip and do some nasty porno shots??? Pathetic. Dina Lohan should be ashamed of her self.
Li lo is no Marilyn Monroe.. it's an insult ! Why did she send her 14 year old sister to the photoshoot ?? So she could watch her sister pose naked???What kind of fucked up mother is she??? Lindsay Lohan is a skank!
She's so not flattering at all…..HEY PLAYER1…YOUR BITCH HERE NEEDS TO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND OD LIKE MARILYN DID :JJ:…AND YOU NEED TO JOIN HER LOL
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btw, nice droopy fucking tits…
such droopie boobs for a young girl. another reason just to say no!!!!
Whats wrong with her does she really think she could be marilyn. Shes no where close I cant believe she thinks shes up there. What else is she going to do to degrade herself. Shes such a hoe
Why do people keep putting her in magazines? She is an absolutly Horrible role model for younger girls.
Re: redsonja1313 –
That photos are bad because of Lindsey.
Her face looks sooo old for her age, because of all the drugs and alcohol and partying. I think she is gonna be dead before she is 25. She can't seem to stay away from the party scene even after rehab.
Whorella needs a boob-lift. I'm 46 years old and my boobs don't hang down to my knees like this talentless slut! I feel so much better about myself now! Thanks Linsay…..you better have some work done or by the time you're my age you'll be carting those bad boys around in a wheelbarrow! Cripes! How old is this bitch? I've seen sexier udders on moo-cows!
Re: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS CRREPED OUT THAT SHE CALLS DINA MOMMY? – "Fluff my bush"……that is so fucking funny! Yeah, she probably critiqued her bush for this photoshoot to make sure it was in good taste! Marilyn Monroe is to be pitied, not adored. That skank was on everything but rollerskates and fucked anything with a dick. Some role model.
Shit, if she really wants to kick the drugs and drinking and shitty friends and stuff, just come live with me in MN. I don't drink or do drugs, could easily keep her away from shitty people, and could feed the sex addiction quite easily due to a certain side effect of my anti depressants…. But as part of the deal she'd have to go back to being a red head… and promise to listen when I tell her she is being retarded.
EWWW!….ANY ONE HOO HAS FRECKLES LIKE SHE DOES …WOW I FEEL SOO MAD FOR YOU ITS THE NASTIEST SIGHT EVER! and shes wayy to skinny :S
I don't get it, why copy a project you did over 40 years ago with someone not even close to as famous as the previous subject…. I think I would have done something totally different and not have chosen Lindsey. Strange
what a saggy hag
why do so many ppl worship marilyn…she was a very mixed up woman…and she has no other talent than exploitation of her own body…she was a leading pioneer for foolish women…um paris hilton, lindsay, anna nicole…fool she ain't no oprah!
Eww saggy grandma boobies! Lilo the coke ho should go back to wearing boob implants.
your so un classy perez! lol..love it!
LiHO should go back to her natural hair color with all those freckles. She looks weird naked with blond hair and her boobs are sagging way too low for her age. I'm 37 and my DD's don't sag that low! She is no Marilyn Monroe either. LiHo comes off as desperate and her mother is a nut.
i think lindsay looks horrible, these are by far the worst pictures ive ever seen of her, even worse when she's fucked up and lookin like she had mad sex with 20 different guys. these photos of her are so unattractive, i'm really disappointed in the outcome. it could have been done way better and i feel so sorry for the photographer i'd be embarrassed if i were him!!!!!!!! blehhhhhh!!!
I can not believe this pic. So sad I have always loved MM and this is not even close. The girls next door could do a better shoot!!!!!!!!!! Why would any one want to do this— maybe to make LL look like a fool??!!?? Anyway good luck to Britt Britt we need a good come back from an A star!!!!!!!!
What an insult to Marilyn Monroe!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay Lohan also released a debut album called Speak in December 2004 and A Little More Personal in December 2005. She's on the cusp of working on her third album.
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lindsay's mom is a total whore!! she can't even speak, she goes on in circles, repeats herself as if she's a teenage valley girl. so sad that this woman is raising 3 kids!! no wonder her kids are so messed up. bitch needs to grow up and stop acting like a spolt child.
These photos clearly show that Lindsay Lohan is willing to do anything and try to be something that she is not.
For those very few who are defending her, no offense, but I don't see why you are defending a young girl who is willing to put herself and others in danger with her wreckless driving and D.U.I's.
Lohan's career is over. People are sick of her and her poor behavior. If I were her, I would climb in a hole and don't bother to come out for a while.
LiLo just wanted to show off her fire crotch………….oh and ooooooooooooo her mom's friends got her a cookie jar for x-mas what a bunch of cheap bitches
quite honestly she looks whore-anus
these are the cheesiest phots yet… like as if whore-han could compare to the wonderully, tragically beautiul MM
Is it me or does this this look like Dana Plato???!!
She's ugly and untalented. Redheads are not pretty. Why is she even considered a "celebrity?"
My grandma's tits don't sag as low as Lindsay's do.
Put a shirt on
CRAP…CRAP…CRAP. Her body is sooo lumpy…Marilyn had curves…not gross freckles all over her body. Go eat something better yet go get sober.
These pictures suck! Nasty Body. I Thought she was ok looking in clothes but now that i know what's underneath them I want to barf. I will be haunted by these pictures everytime I see her! YUCK!
Re: Mother Abigale –
EXCUSE ME! I beg to differ on red heads not being pretty. I happen to be a red head and i'm not ugly. But I will say that there are pretty red heads and ugly red heads-none in between.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g32/cathyralston/hujj.jpg
Isn't she a bit young for sagging boobs?
how dare she try to be like an amazing actress, who actually had talent and bueaty
FAIL.
She looks old as hell! I thought that was her mom!