Every Gay Man's Fantasy
Filed under: Personally Perez > Australiastic > Kylie Minogue
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
And she was even nicer than we could have imagined.
Such a dream come true. FINALLY.
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing!
[Perez's t-shirt courtesy of Five Four Clothing.]
Posted: February 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Perez isn't losing weight!!
It just looks that way because of the fucked up way he's standing.
He actually has been looking like he's gaining.
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
she should know better. overrated. as soon as she comes to her sense and stops promoting the use of fur in fashion (anyone with a brain knows how terrible the fur industry is) then she will regain my respect again as a person.
often.. animals are skinned alive and thrown in a pile on top of one another to suffer until they take their last breath. classy.
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
UGLY FUR WEARING WHORE
Re: Anna – Anna, Perez can't answer your post now because he's beating off in a dirty English hotel room with some skanky boy toy. So allow me: Hillary Rodman Clinton is the next president of the United States. And we will work to have better relations with Brazil again and work as partners to save the rain forest and not milk your oil fields dry!
way to go perez!!! =]
Frankenberry refers to himself as "we"
hey you DOUCHE BAG ASSHOLE , did you ever think that Perez use we because he has a whole entire crew working for him ???? obviously you are TOO STUPID to realize that
FUCKING CUM WHORE
Oh You Lucky Bitch!
really cute picture, congrats…
DOENT PEREZ KNOW THAT STRIPES MAKE YOU LOOK FAT…OH WAIT PEREZ IS FAT! HE REALLY SHOULD WEAR STRIPES NO MATTER HOW TRENDY IT IS!
I'm a gay man and Kylie and/or meeting Kylie is NOT a fantasty of mine.
Re: jen –
One thing I have accomlished is how to practice basic grammar and spelling. What does 'hu' even mean, you unintelligent piece of shit.
I'm a gay and man and Kylie and/or meeting Kyle is NOT a fantasty of mine!
I want to meet Kylie too
My ex-boyfriend's mom used to call him Kylie. (His name was Kyle, obviously) So everytime she called him she'd be like "Kylie…." I used to think "Kylie Minogue?" It was weird. Btw, This woman looks amazing for her age.
perez! u look so slender, u look lovely sir!
You lucky bastard, you!!! Yes, it IS every gay man's fantasy to meet Kylie!!! I'm so pleased for you, I know you've wanted to meet her for a long time now. I had a brief moment with her back in 1998 when I saw her shopping for Lancome at Harvey Nichols in London! She really was sweet and polite and incredibly charming and even more beautiful than one can imagine in person!
LOVE KYLIE AND WANNA BRING HER TO NYC FOR ONE SHOW. EMAIL ME PEREZ.
I'm gay, who the fcuk is Kylie?
WELL….
SHE'S NOT MADONNA
NO MATTER
HOW HARD
SHE TRIES…
You juest met a wannabe…
Frankenberry refers to himself as "we"
hey you DOUCHE BAG ASSHOLE , did you ever think that Perez use we because he has a whole entire crew working for him ???? obviously you are TOO STUPID to realize that
LOL bitch please, he sits in coffee bean on sunset by himelf…he refers to himself as we in many contexts, that would not mean his "crew" / bitch fag is a narcissist
YES she fabulous! But that's also because AUSTRALIA LOVES PEREZ!!!
you look great Perez!
Marica loca y fea, afeitate antes de conocer a Kylie, que asquerosa te vez, Kylie es muy bella para estar al lado de una gorila fea como tu, lo peor es que te le pones cerca y te ves mas asquerosua, gorda fea, conocer a Kylie es mucho para ti
girl you look prettier than kylie in that pic!
good for you although as a gay man thats hardly my dream….she is way too corny for my taste
Re: lucas –
you are right about that Lucas….
Perez you sly fox you! You are losing weight. Congrats. And, a big hello
to Kylie she looks great!
que loca mas fea pobre kylie imagino que tuvo que aguantar la respiracion ante gorda tan asqueroza pobre kylie de verdad
the portly gentleman should not wear horizontal stripes, Mario. you should know that
Perez, you look so skinny babee!
Perez, you look so skinny babee!
what a lovely pic!!!
dude, you look like your losing weight
its cool
So, why not shave for the occasion??
CONGRATS!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO LUCKY
MAJOR JEALOUSY
What is it about her that is so special? I don't get it… I hardly know any of her music… kind of an old has been already… what's the obsession you have with her Perez?
Trust me, I'm gay and I have zero desire to meet her. She's not all that talented and her music is boring and unoriginal. She's also not that great of a singer.
Aw they're all jealous!!
Good for you!!! Love us some Kylie!! Welcome back girl!!!
Perez, you should have thrown blood on her for being Peta's worst celeb. It bothers me that you let your school-girl crushes get in the way of decency.
Okay, Perez, who is this "us" you keep talking about? Either you're storing a few hundred more people in that kangaroo pouch you call a stomach or you've gone off your meds.
It's about time — I was wondering when you were going to meet her! Congrats!!!
Okay, who's this "us" you keep talking about? Either you're storing a few hundred more people in that kangaroo pouch you call a stomach or you've gone off your meds.
FUCK! why is she still famous her music is cheesy euro dance shit, and she's only had two hits in her career "do the locomotion" and "can't get you outta my head" that's it! and has somehow made a career outta this shit.
Nice Perez, lookin slimmer. Keep it up.
god i love her.
All right now Pisser!!!!
The pic speaks for itself baby and it looks like you had the best sex of your life!! Kylie look good too!!!
Re: Perez Hilton Cannot Take Your Call –
Too funny!!!
Aww, congrats Per!!
She is cringing because she has to suck up to this idiot!!
OMG I ENVY YOU
You should come to melbourne Perez when she tours here! We would love to see you!
wow u are so lucky u met her. she's so gorgeous. i love her.
and also if u people are going to leave stupid nasty comments here what is the whole point of visiting his website and wasting ur time. get a fuckin life u idiots.
Wow P you are looking slimmer, serio… Good for you, healthy is good! What are you doing?
OMG!!! I'm so jealous!
It's hilarious how far away Kylie is standing from PeePee. Her facial expression gives away her terror. He is a gross cow, I feel awful for celebs who have to spend an iota of time with him. SICK SICK SICK.
Re: kylie=boring – im glad thats one thing you have accomplished in your pathetic and tasteless life you worthless piece of crap. I LOVE KYLIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol you're far from a man and closer to some kinda thing!! kthat company you advertised that gave you your clothing should ask for it's money back, you look fucking HORRIBLE! and that shirt makes you look fatter. I would not buy this clothing after seeing it on you!! wtf is wrong with you?? you must be color blind and thee most ridiculous looking person i have ever seen!! wtf is with your hair and your pasty face??
perez you look good.
You are the man, Perezers!!!!!!!!!!!
hey Perez - why are you playing with your zipper in the pic
I thought you were gay
I hope she got an STD test now that she touched you.
you look really thin in this picture, looking good
KYLIE RULES!! the best woman eveeeeeeeeeeer, gorgeous! I love wow
and u look thin in this picture
P U LUCKY BITCH!
PEREZ UR FACE IS AS RED AS THE ASS OF A CONSTIPATED RED NECK!
Wow theirs people you actually suck on this guys dick. I'm dissapointed that these celebrities have no balls that they feel that they need to have their pictures taken with a douchbag so he won't say anything negative about them on these shity website.
Any gay mans fantasy can not have your ugly ass in the photo….
Perez, are you losing weight? Looking good! #2 is a racist collecting welfare at home and spreading hate on the internet.
How long is it going to be before you piss her off?
YAY! Im listening to her new album now - what a coincidence.. Shes FAB-FAB-FAB-FAB-FABULOUS!
Hey Perez, you just look smelly…when are you going to shave that shit off of your double chin and wash your hair? It's not chic or gayriffic…It's gross looking.
I thought gay men were supposed to be proud of how they looked. You certainly aren't.
wow perez. either thats a really great angle or you lost quite a lot of weight! im really hoping its the latter! congratulations babe…you look phenomenal!
soooooo jealous. Lucky bitch.
She is so farking over-rated! I cant stand her
Kylie is the Bomb! Please don't bring up my LITTLE PECKER any more Perez! Gretchen still hasn't stopped laughing! Next time photo shop my naked photo and make my DONG 12 inch's ok Bro?
You make a nice couple.
wow perez you are losing weight girl!!
Perezito a much better picture of you. Recent posting have been B-A-D!
Perezito, actually not a bad picture considering recent potings.
Perezito, actually not a bad picture considering recent potings.
just say
no, no, no .
we dont want to see any lohans on tv,
say no ,
boycott.
she is after $$$$$$$$$$
just say no .
you lost so much weight perez…you look awesome
fabulously jealous. listening to kylie as i type this! love love love her! and you as well perez
Major Jealous Here!
Kylie Minouge is awesome! she has the best music to sing and dance to!!! Whats happening with her and that french love rat Olivea? Surely she isnt going to take him back!
She should have went for Justin Timberlake when he was desperate to date her!!!
You can tell how stoked you are to meet her 'cos you're blushing so much Perez!!!!!
so perez is gay???
OMG it all makes sense now….
ARE THOSE THE METALLIC COACH SNEAKERS?
I GOT EM TOO!
I fucking hate you for life!!! I can't believe you met Kylie! You douche bag!!!
Good for you Perezito!!!!
As you said every gay man´s fantasy.
When are you meeting Madonna?
LOVE YOU!!!
Oh how exciting for you! She looks like such a nice person! Really sweet!
Also…Just saw the Heidi Montag (sp?) responds video! LOL! What a nitwit!
omg you're so cute. Look how red and flushed you are.
it looks like youre loosing weight! keep it up if you are!
Yay!!!! I'm so glad you finally met her I know you've wanted to for the longest time that's awesome and that's a GREAT pic of the two of you! Love it right after the amazing job you did with the Diva's special look what you got as your reward =)
u pickle fucker hate chu that u met her j/k hey that's cool i'm glad she turned to be a nice person
kylie rocks and so does her single WOW
PEOPLE BUY HER CD ON ITUNES IT'S AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why the heck does perez always say things like "WE finally met".
"WE love the knew track", "We're digging this", "We, we we".
Say I. I I I I I I I I I I.
Perez Hilton = one person.
omg! you lucky bastard
congrats man. i feel happy for you 
i am sooooo happy for you, yes! next time ask her to tour in the states or at least in california…. sir perez you look great, did you loose some weight??? u go girl!
awesome!!!kylies the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD lucky ass perez!!!!!
OMG LOVE THE HAIR PEREZ!!!