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It Finally Happened

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese

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Miz Dita Von Teese walked outside of her house looking slightly less than perfect.

Sigh.

She's only human, after all!

The international style icon popped up at the book release party for Patrick McMullan's Glamour Girls at the Sunset Tower Hotel in Los Angeles.

We're just not feeling the outfit. And the hair is not as flawless and usual. No faults with the makeup, though.

And she still looks 99% better than everyone else in Hollywood!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

434 comments to “It Finally Happened”

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  1. Sandy says – reply to this


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    In response to #1: I feel the same way! I just don't get it. She is attractive, maybe she looks better in person.

  2. wtf s says – reply to this


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    she is so perfect…. classic elegant beauty not trashy. im not surprised you people dont understand it. you worship botox and implants.
    got any wedding pics, perez? i dont remember those being leaked, i bet she was totally fierce

  3. Carrie says – reply to this


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    Who is she?
    Never heard of her.
    Can't be a star because she's not good looking enough.
    What's with the 1960's eye liner?

  4. livvey says – reply to this


    204

    I hate to break it to you, Perez, but she looks the exact same as she always does. Underwhelming for the hype.

  5. I don't like her says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry but I always thought she was ugly. (I'm female).
    She looks like an ugly unsexy old-ladysh version of Marilyn Manson to me, without the Manson sexiness and attitude.
    I guess we could say she looks like the grandmother of Marilyn Manson. I never knew what he saw in her either, Rose McGowan was sooo much prettier and hotter.

  6. John Burns says – reply to this


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    I agree with Perez that her hair is just a little whacked. (She looks like she could use a little Rograine on top!) What I am not feeling is her insistance on using either no eye shadow or not enough lashes and that white effect. I think a excellent make up artist could make those eyes pop! More drama. As Dita does them they tend to come off a bit beady-eyed.
    Saw her at Macy's Passport and her act is GREAT!! Very hot! Dita doesn't have the best legs in the world but everything else was WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Justin says – reply to this


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    She's just a stripper.

    Someone who poses nude and screwed her way into the magizines.

    She's a nobody.

    Just a stripper.

  8. pregunta aqui says – reply to this


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    awwwwwwwww are you girls in a fight? what did she say or do to you? aren't you guys friends? anyways, she always looks great. This dress is so in this week, it will be out by next, so good for her & she is a DIVA!!!

  9. Rosi says – reply to this


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    I think she looks amazing as usual!

  10. erika says – reply to this


    210

    seriously this girl is gorgeous
    and somebody just compared her to PotatoHead
    just jealous….
    i do admit that her hairs not as on as normal but she's still fierce.

  11. toni says – reply to this


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    perez is an asshole she looks great, he wishes he looked that good lol

  12. veg says – reply to this


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    Does she have any talent of any kind at all?

  13. monica says – reply to this


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    wtf? this dress is fine. i dont even like this dita chick at all. nor do i like her styling. but the dress is nice perez.

  14. I.EB says – reply to this


    214

    Chop the bottom (see-through) and then we're fine!!!

  15. blukat says – reply to this


    215

    Shestill is flawless, it's YOUR perception of her that is flawed. She is wearing a more modern style of the cut of her dress, and her hair is just slightly windblown, on the edges, barely noticeable.
    She's gorgeous. My own mother looked like her in the early 50's. That's why I love her so much, it' s like looking at my own mother.

  16. Sherry says – reply to this


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    Why do you give so much attention to this z-list "celebrity"? She isn't really known for anything other than marrying Marilyn Manson and doing burlesque. Whoop-de-doo.

  17. this says – reply to this


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    this bitch has absolutely no talent and so fucking annoying.. she's like paris hilton without the money. annoying talentless cunt!!! this is what's wrong with america!!

  18. Elena says – reply to this


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    I'm not "feeling" anything about her look here… she wants to look like a young Liz Taylor, which is obvious, but really… she's average.

  19. UndaPants says – reply to this


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    Why is she "famous" again? Oh…that's right…she's not…nor is she hot in any way shape or form.

  20. Nathan says – reply to this


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    Whatever, she looks fab. That dress is stunning.
    Perez, you wore a shower cap in public. The best dressed I've seen you was when I met you, and you were wearing a hoodie and jeans.
    You're the last person who should critisize.

  21. arepita says – reply to this


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    Sorry, my darling Perez, I'm gonna have to disagree with you! She looks perfect to me in this photo!

  22. babyskates says – reply to this


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    I LOVE THE OUTFIT, THE COLORS, MATERIALS AND SILOUETTE IS STRIKING.

  23. darling says – reply to this


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    I don't understand your obsession with her…i don't find her attractive, nor do i like her style. All of the posts you compliment her on, i find hideous. What does she even do?

  24. Christina says – reply to this


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    i totally agree, but she fucking rules for taking a risk with the sheer skirt, no one takes fashion risks anymore!!!

  25. Jim says – reply to this


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    It's funny how the low class bimbos can't see how beautiful this woman is. Listen you fucking trailer park scumsucking hookers, you don't need to be orange or to fake in bake if you're good looking. Beauty doesn't need to be a darkened color.

  26. R says – reply to this


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    What are you high!? She looks fantastic, as always…

  27. Pizza says – reply to this


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    She looks gorgeous.

  28. miller says – reply to this


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    I think its a gorgeous color on her, but the sheer skirt has got to go. It might actually look better in person, the harsh lights of the cameras made the sheerness of the skirt too obvious.

    Why is she famous? Who knows. I just love her style. She does Old Hollywood, hell Glamour period, better than most actresses.

  29. Kate says – reply to this


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    Re: Jim – Put your little purple pecker away, Jim… just because you whack off to Heather a.k.a. "Dita" doesn't mean the rest of the world has to.

  30. SubscribedIntelligence says – reply to this


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    Yah dude, she looks great
    what does she do again?

  31. nicki says – reply to this


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    i think she is abfab!!! this dress looks great on her, and it is one of the biggest colors of the season. I think she rocks it, as only she can. Still flawless in my book.

  32. Jim says – reply to this


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    Re: Kate – If I stuffed it in your mouth Katey, you wouldn't be able to breath. You're probably one of the fake-in-bakers that thinks they can hid ugly with a tan, you can't skank!

  33. Fan says – reply to this


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    Oh I love that dress! She looks great.

  34. ******CHABELLY******** says – reply to this


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    she does look madd betta….but i gotta admit wheres my old dita von tesse ??!!

  35. ??? says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME.
    WHAT'S GOING ON ?? IS YOUR DEGENERATIVE VISION REVERSING NOW???
    HOPEFULLY IN A FEW WEEKS YOUR VISION WILL BE BACK TO COMPLETELY NORMAL, AND YOU WILL SEE HER FOR THE UGLY BEAST SHE ACTUALLY IS
    ______________________________________________________________

  36. Lori C. says – reply to this


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    WTF makes you think she's perfect anyway? Pale - sickly pale. God awful red lipstick, too much confidence. ICK.

  37. Kate says – reply to this


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    Re: Jim – Go get yourself an edjumacation, Jimbo! You probably can't even afford braces or Proactive Solution on your Burger King wages.

  38. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


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    Beauty isn't only about physical looks. DIta is incredibly hot and sexy because of her confidence, her deliberate and open sexuality and the way she carries herself.

    Heck, check out one of her smoking hot performances and you'll know what I'm talking about. She'll melt your socks off. You might not think she's beautiful, but, I guarantee she looks better than any woman you losers could ever have. You can talk shit, but, you know you wish you could have her.

    Whack on, pathetic idiots.

    Dita rocks!

    Perez, you really need to get rid of the tween Cool-Aid colored hair and greasy, flat extensions. You're too old and ugly to pull off that look. Or, maybe you're going for the deranged, gay, perv clown look? HA! You're one to talk. What do you weigh these days, 250?

  39. Hahaha says – reply to this


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    Re: Jim
    Beauty is not really about the color of the hair or skin tone.
    It is generally about bone stucture and would you believe it THE FACE
    Dita has an ugly, long, square, man face.
    If that's what you find attractive then good for you. But most of us don't.
    But just a little tip: If you personally like people with a harsh manly face you would be better looking for an ACTUAL guy.
    Another tip is if you like someone who's features are completely painted on then get a blow up doll. She is just as bad as Christina Aguilera who is trashy and paints on 5 tons of makeup.
    Just because she dresses like your Gran does not mean she is a good quiet person like your gran, or is somehow elegant because you don't see her in jeans.
    If you like women who look like a man with a painted on face who dress like an old woman but strip at night on stage then honestly..
    GOOD FOR YOU, but don't act like you're better than anyone else for it

  40. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


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    Apparently, you haters, like Jim above, have never seen her perform or you're gay (or want to bang your grandmother).

  41. Kate says – reply to this


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    Jim, would you let me suck that big cock of yours? I will let you and your friends pull a trian on me and treat me like the filthy slut that I am.

  42. Emily says – reply to this


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    She needs finger waves and pin curls set in her hair before this red carpet showing. Her dress would look quite a bit nicer if it wasn't translusent on the bottom. Maybe hip hugging with a slightly (or dramatically) tiered flare hitting her JUST below the knees.

  43. serena says – reply to this


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    I LOVE dita and think she is fabulous (and i'm a straight woman, not a gay man…see comment #5)
    If the dress wasn't sheer at the bottom it would have been a much better look for her! she needs to stick to classic glamour. i can't get over how she looked at the vienna opera ball!!! stunning and flawless as always!

  44. jules says – reply to this


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    I love her dress (pants suit?)!! It the perfect classy outfit to wear to an afternoon book release. Her hair, too. Perfect.

  45. robin says – reply to this


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    She still looks great. She is much better dresser and has more class than some of the skanks in Hollywood.

  46. Jim says – reply to this


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    Hi Kids, It's me, Jim! I'm coming to a playground neer yew. Look for me, Im the 15 year old withe the treanchcote and the Playgirl I stole from my pa. Wanna joine me fore a trian where I show you my big cock and stick it in the faces of all yew hores?

  47. Jim says – reply to this


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    Re: Kate – I wouldn't even shit on your head Kate, if you were on fire I wouldn't even piss on you!

  48. gigi says – reply to this


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    I think she looks good, but the dress is a little off. See-through material needs to used sparingly people!! Ps. leave perez alone, he's allowed to have his opinions and this bullshit using gay slurs and using his lifestyle choice to low blow him needs to stop.

  49. Johan says – reply to this


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    GROSS, SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN! DAMN SHE'S UGLY

  50. kat says – reply to this


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    in her defence .. it could be the lighting that makes it look more see through then it is

  51. Meg says – reply to this


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    I have to disagree Pretzel! I love this dress. She looks perfect as always.

  52. nooney1336 says – reply to this


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    I agree - I noticed immediately that her hair was not as "polished" as I'm used to seeing, and the dress is ill-fitting. But the makeup and accessories are perfect. Even with these anomalous flaws, she's still more gorgeous than most.

  53. Robert says – reply to this


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    WHO is this person? Has she done anything? Pairass seems to be the only one that mentions her!!!!!

  54. Go Ask Alice says – reply to this


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    FLAWLESS! I love Dita. She has talent and grace. Dita -you look great. Always one of my favs!!!!

  55. Kate says – reply to this


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    Re: Jim – Oh Jim, really? I expected so much more from our relationship. If you won't shit on my head put me out if I'm on fire by urinating on me, I guess love isn't real after all. *cries* I feel so disillusioned right now.

  56. Annon says – reply to this


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    Take a look at her picture next to a picture of Rumor Willis. They look very similar to me, but for one you think is beautiful and the other you make fun of. Doesn't make sense to me.

  57. Frances Bean says – reply to this


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    Are you crazy? She looks great. I love the dress. Her hair is ok, not great, but she looks awesome either way.

  58. CLAUDIA**SHES WHITE AFTER ALLL says – reply to this


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    WHITE PPL ARE UGLY PALE FACES EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  59. Mollybird says – reply to this


    259

    She looks beautiful. Her record is still in tact. Dita will be remembered in history as a fashion style Icon. I would like to see an A&E special on her.

  60. liliana says – reply to this


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    does she ever wear normal clothes? normal hair? maybe normal is not the right word.. does she wear clothes that are not from the 40s??

  61. aurora says – reply to this


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    I think she is the most beautiful woman on earth, but the bad hairstyle and the expression on her face make her look really bad here.

    The outfit is not that bad but she clearly was not in good spirits and it shows on her face. As we age, these things happen, even to Dita, I guess.

    And people, stop with the Rumer crap!!! Rumer has an odd chin and a really dumb vacant expression (like her mom's).

  62. Annette F says – reply to this


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    Please read this!!!!!!
    http://survey.univision.com/ViewsFlash/servlet/viewsflash

  63. Erin says – reply to this


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    I disagree I think her dress is hot!

  64. mercury says – reply to this


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    She looks the same as she always does! The dress is more modern than her usual 50's-inspired dresses…. very tasteful even though the bottom is sheer. She still looks 10,000% better than most stars.

  65. Megan says – reply to this


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    Is it just me or does she look similar to Rumer Willis? Seriously.

  66. mk says – reply to this


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    hi um are you going to friggen do your job and put new info on this?
    this post has been up all day

  67. Tita Don Vess says – reply to this


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  68. Novel1 says – reply to this


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    That hair is just a tad too Kitty Carlyle. She's a beautiful young woman and the hair just doesn't go with the dress unless you are jumping in a time machine and appearing on "What's My Line" 50 years ago. Dita has a distinctive look — I like that about her, but I hate this hair style choice she made. Two thumbs down from me.

  69. denis says – reply to this


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    what the hell do you, perez, know about fashion?

  70. COOKIESHAMPOO says – reply to this


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    C'MON PEREZ!!!!! WHEREZ YO FAT ASS AT???? I NEED SUM MO GOSSIP BITCH!!! WHERE IZ U AT, I NEED U BABY!!!! PLEAZE GIMME SUMMORE!!!! I NEED IT, I NEED MY FIX!! I'LL SUKK YO DICK IF I HAVES TO OK!!! I HAVENT BEEN OUTSIDE IN DAYS JUS WAITIN FO THE NEXT PIECE OF JUICY CELEBRITY GOODNESS!!! WHAT IZ IT LIKE OUTSIDE??? IZ IT AS BOOTYFUL AZ I REMEMBER??? PLEEZE GIMME MO, MO, MO.

  71. Kim says – reply to this


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    WTF?!?! She looks AMAZING (as always)!!!!!! I think you need your eyes checked.

  72. irule says – reply to this


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    yeah i don't see the big mishap here. she always dressed with the same formula and i don't see it any different here. i mean she is worn weirder things in the past and she was praised for it, so i see no difference.

  73. Jose says – reply to this


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    Being so many beautyful women, why should we like an old artificial person, only because is a "SOCIALITE" in Culiacan, or Guadalajara, Mexico. There are Hundres of women nicer than his "thing"

  74. whatever says – reply to this


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    Looks like a 1993 prom dress! BARF!

  75. kazdven says – reply to this


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    Re: Candy – …………………………………… money

  76. whatthe says – reply to this


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    whatever you do do not click on ads on www.nevadacorp.org. i heard that her manager owns this site.

  77. Me says – reply to this


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    Perez, sometimes I think you're looking for flaws, Dita looks amazing as usual in this pic! Hair, dress and all! She looks as gorgeous as she always does.

  78. GET REAL!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    SHE'S A BEAUTY! OK- FAT ASS!!!!!(AND ALL THE REST) SHE IS HOT AND YOU ARE NOT! GET OVER IT! SHE IS HOT 99% OF THE TIME!!!!! YOU ARE A PINK HAIED FEAK 100% OF THE TIME. HATER HATER HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  79. kool says – reply to this


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    and u should be giving fashion advise? Have you looked in a mirror lately? She looks hot!

  80. Rosetta Stone says – reply to this


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    I agree with post #1: this woman looks like David Gest's slightly better-looking younger sister.

  81. Christina says – reply to this


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    Re: Christina – Agree 100%. What's the deal w/ Perez's fascination over this nothing woman? Can you imagine what she looks like w/out the tons of makeup? And that face ~ as long as Rumer Willis' ~ the one Pezie refers to as, "Potato Head." Seriously, Heather Sweet (AKA: Ditta Von Teese) has a face JUST AS LONG AND ABNORMAL. Love ya, Perez, but have to completely disagree w/ ya on this one. And as for the gay fascination w/ the likes of Cher, Dita, Dolly, Marilyn: They're easy to emulate… So if you're a dude you can get away w/ looking more like a woman by acting like these icons of Hollywood. But to be fair, in Singapore, I seriously saw the most amazingly beautiful women of my lifetime (with the other exception of Denmark) and they were transvestites. :)

  82. babs seelenstine says – reply to this


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    You're crazy Perez - this outfit, including the hair is timeless -

  83. okay come on says – reply to this


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  84. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Whenever I see Dita Von Teese I instantly think DRAG QUEEN. She looks like a drag queen.

  85. Cece says – reply to this


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    Dita dresses better than most A-list actresses (i.e. Nicole "frozen face" Kidman).

  86. I wish I were Dita says – reply to this


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    That's all I gotta say.

  87. overit says – reply to this


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    perez, that dress is fucking fantastic, but I'll give you the hair. Still when i look at her i go all swayze in to wong foo and can't think of her without the word statuesque! P i'm on your side usually, but don't go there with me and Dita! :P

  88. Colleen says – reply to this


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    whaaaaaaaaat she looks so good, i think! maybe not her most fabulous EVER, but COME ON! and all these losers who don't "get" our fascination with Dita are stuck in the idea that the all-american bleach-blonde, blue-eyed, tanned barbie-meets-pornstar look is still relevant! YA LACK STYLE, PEOPLE! Dita is a fucking ICON.

  89. Hahahahaha says – reply to this


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    Everyone is so jealous of Dita, she's beautiful and has perfect symetry and proportions, not to mention her flawless skin.

  90. gemma says – reply to this


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    Re: Stepy67

    shes gorgeous/perfect/ververyfashionable
    how do you not get this fascination
    i love ditaaaa

  91. Master B says – reply to this


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    1. Lay off the Manson comments its soooo old…
    2. DIta looks best in Hollywood, just face it people, and learn!!!!!
    3. Hope 2 God she will keep it up. She's a true tribute 2 femininity.

  92. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    PEREZ SINCE NOON THIS WAS UR HEADLINE…EVERY WEEKEND IS THE SAME SHIT….U R LOSING POINTS

  93. TDUB says – reply to this


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    DAMN!!! CAN WE GET SOME NEW SHIT ON THIS SITE TODAY!! THIS CRAP HAS BEEN UP HERE ALL DAY!

  94. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    Re: Hahaha – AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE!!! SHE IS SO DAMN MANLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  95. Michelle Renee says – reply to this


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    Perez, are you really gay or do you secretly lust after Dita? Or do you just wishyou looked like her? LOL

  96. zorra says – reply to this


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    i honestly think she looks great. I mean the dress is a little iffy with the sheer bottom but it def. works on her.

  97. anon says – reply to this


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    X!& sucks so hard, they CENSOR comments, thereby only posting the ones they want'

    NO FREE SPEECH AT X 17

    NO FREE SPEECH AT X 17

    NO FREE SPEECH AT X 17

  98. HEATHER SWEET FROM CALI (DITA VON TEESE) IS BLAH says – reply to this


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    Re: Colleen – NOOOOOOOOOO. YOU ARE WRONG. It's NOT a fascination with the color of hair and all women have to be blonde and that's why we don't like Dita. (Hell, Dita dyes her blonde hair black). She's JUST NOT PRETTY! ANGELINA IS PRETTY, LINDSAY PRICE OF LIPSTICK JUNGLE IS AMERASIAN, SHE'S PRETTY, MEGAN FOX IS PRETTY, BUT THIS WOMAN IS NOT PRETTY! THE MAJORITY AGREE. SO YOU STOP BEING STEREOTYPICAL IN YOUR JUDGEMENTS THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE'S NOT BLONDE YOU ASSUME WE THINK SHE'S NOT PRETTY. J'LO, ANOTHER BRUNETTE - PRETTY. SEE WHAT WE MEAN NOW? HEATHER SWEET (dita) FALLS INTO THE NOT AS PRETTY CATEGORY.

  99. DANIELLA says – reply to this


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    Re: Master B – EEWWWW. NO. WRONG.

  100. i just crush a lot says – reply to this


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    i think she looks amazing… love the dress… sorry she had to consume manson's dong.
    #13.. nice use of the correct spelling of "judgment." not too many people get that.

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