What Took Her So Long???
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan
Jordan is coming out with her own line of sex toys.
Finally!
But, that's not all. The former glamour model is also said to be releasing her own line of condoms.
The only thing missing?
Lube! Duh.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm
…or…maybe i DID swallow
I like Jordan , I actually saw her and Peter today , but anyway I like her . She aint as dumb as some of you may think , she is a very astute business woman
Jordan, if you are reading this, I just want you to know that you are a no good human being… or should I say, "Orange Alien". You are one of the worst role models ever to exist on earth. You are STD ridden, you have no morals, you have no goodness inside of you. You are just a nothing who makes money out of nothing. Why don't you do something productive and useful with your life. Something that would benefit others and give up your greedy selfish spiritually corrupt ways.
not pitstains hunnies. That is obviously the see through spot of her shirt. Unless her chest is sweating too. Doubtful.
Get real people. She's pretty.
Quit hating.
I don't dislike her, but I would have waited for a bit more healing after the nose job before venturing in front of the cameras. She looks like Marcia after she got hit in the face with a football in that famous episode of the Brady Bunch (only more orange looking!).
Who's looking at her nose? I can't get enough of those big tata's! Damn, I'd like to rub my nose in those!
She's a fucking fag hag, orange faced whore.
what a nasty bitch
it's sad how much people try so hard to be noticed in hollywood
I thought she got a nose job…. IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!
Who needs lube when you got Peter Andre?
OPA!
whore
MMMMMM. I'D LIKE TO TITTYFUCK THIS BITCH SILLY!!!
bitch looks like sylvester stallone…oofah…
Hi my name is Bear and I think Jordan has huge boobs
That hoebag having a retarded baby (that looks like the Microwave Killer Brian Griggs on Supermax. YouTube Brian Griggs) was probably karma for having an abortion. Dumb slut.
her new book is awesome! damn if i could market myself as well as her i would she make a shit load of money
aww i love jordan shes brilliant, always up front and tells the truth!
and the amount of money she made theres a brain there somewhere. books,cd's,perfume,products,lingerie. keep going! gorgeous
ORANGE PEOPLE ???
haha what a great idea on her part! It's about time!
Re: SCHNOZZ – she already has retard, breast reduction and nose job, that little dig at her backfired a bit
jordan is a beautiful sucessful woman with a business empire and she knows how to market herself. unlike britney she didnt go totally psycho when she struck difficult times. she has had three kids, one severely disabled, and is a great mum, she also helped her husband through meningitis, SO LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE
one of the contestents on the new americas next top model looks sooooo much like jordan..
one of the contestents on the new americas next top model looks sooooo much like jordan..
Jordon is so trashy she's wonderful!
WHY IS SHE SWEATING SO MUCH IN THIS PHOTO? SHITTY PLASTIC SURGERY, TOO!
I used to like Jordan but she's changing too much. She is trying to go down the fashion route by changing her hair, nose and her style. She should just admit what she's doing or keep to be being the person that made her her money.
Woof-woof!
Roll over and play dead, girl (it's the only thing you're good at).
This chick is so hot, i would bang
her with Obama's Cock
This chick would be nothing without her implants, kinda like Pamela Anderson. Both skanks.
I'm sick of seeing this washed up ex-hooker in celebrity news over here in the states. Nobody cares about her or her books/sex toys/stupid reality show that isn't even on E! anymore. There's gotta be like 20 other more interesting celebutards you could be using your webspace blogging about.
Is that manjuice on her forehead???
she has that glazed doughnut look!!!!
OJ sucks big hairy balls daily….
Englands finest! xx
Who says Brits have class? Too much inbreeding and eating of organ meat and blood pudding and sheep's stomach, barf. My gosh they eat beans for breakfast! One of those Jordan butt plugs is going to put someones eye out, eating all those beans washed down with warm beer. Damn Limeys. I wish they would invade America so we could kick their ass again.
will she's hot dont know why she famous..dont like the orange skin wat are people that lazy to get a fuckin towel,lay it down and tan..how fuckin hard is that
She is got one breast bigger than the other!
Katie price has been through soooo much!!! She's changed
from being the 'Jordan' us brits all know. She is now known purely as Katie Price and she is Fab!!! People give her such a hard time because of things she has done in the past!!! I would reckon she is the British equivilent to Britney in my point of view. She no way has Britney's fame but she still did some of the stupid things that Britney is doing now. Except for shaving her hair off of course! x x x
urm btw Jordan's real name is Katie Price n she is a really good mum to three kids- one of which is disabled and blind. so you shallow idiots can eat ur dumbass words. she has got a good heart and been through alot, so don't judge k? neways yh i live in england n she is really famous over here. x
Re: hannah – DO YOU THINK JORDAN'S DAUGHTER WILL BE PROUD OF HER MUM'S SEX TOY LINE?