Screw The Oscars!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Film Flickers
Lindsay Lohan was the queen of the Razzie on Saturday!
The recovering addict's film, I Know Who Killed Me, took home eight awards, beating the previous record held by the classic Showgirls.
The Razzies honor the worst in film of the year.
In addition to taking home worst pic, Lohan was a joint winner of the worst actress Golden Raspberry (Razzie) for her dual roles in the critically panned box-office dud.
Unfortunately, Lindsay didn't show up to receive her honor.
Woos!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 23, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Part 2 of 4 : After Obama made a phone call, we left the lounge together in the limo I hired. Obama instructed the driver as to where we were going. After about what felt like a 30 or so minute drive we stopped and Mr. Obama got out after telling me he would be right back. Obama returned to the car after about 5 minutes had passed, at which time he pulled a packet out of his pocket and handed it to me. I took a CD case I had in the limo with me and put out three lines of cocaine on it. While resting the CD case on Obama's leg and taking a rolled up dollar bill, I snorted one line. During my conversation with Obama, I had made it very clear that I was openly gay. In my lifetime, I have always been good at judging whether or not a person is interested. My instincts told me that Obama was interested. After snorting the first line, I used my right hand to rub Obama's left leg up to his crotch. After Obamaa became aroused, I snorted the second line. While snorting the second line, Obama had undone his pants and had his semi erect ***** pulled out of his pants. Obama then began rubbing his fingers through my hair and then cupping the back of my neck. Obama pulled and pushed me to and down to his semi-erect *****, placing his ***** in my mouth.
Part 3 of 4 : As I began to perform ******** on Obama I noticed him pulling out another packet from his pocket along with a glass cylinder. Obama asked to borrow my lighter. As I came up off of Obama's ***** to hand him my lighter, I see Obama placing a crack cocaine rock in a glass pipe. Obama asks me if I want to smoke it and I inform him I only snort, I do not smoke it. Obama then stated that smoking crack makes him harder and hornier longer. Obama then pushed my face back down into his crotch. I returned to performing ******** on Obama while he smoked the crack pipe. After smoking the crack pipe, Obama began running his fingers through my hair in a soft, sensual manner using his fingertips to trace over the outline of the ridges of my ear on the outer and inner edges; massaging the back of my neck, rubbing my face, holding my head in his hands in the most sensual manner I have ever known.
Part 4 of 4 : Obama lights the pipe a second time, and afterwards lowered his pants completely to his ankles, while telling me to suck his balls, to lick under his balls and sack. I continued to perform ******** on Obama for what seemed like eternity. When Obama had his orgasm he pulled my face up and gently kissed the small of my neck. I laid back and rested against his chest as Obama smoked the pipe a third time. I then did another three lines of coke and stood up out of the sun roof. As I was standing up out of the sunroof, the wind blew off a baseball style cap that was given to me by a very dear friend. I told the driver to pull over, I got out of the limo and ran down the freeway to recover my cap. Shortly after recovering my cap, after having a couple more drinks in the limo, we (both Obama & I) decided to call it a night. It was decided that the driver would take me to my hotel first and return Obama to his car after dropping me off. I told Obama I really enjoyed myself, enjoyed meeting him and hoped to be able to visit Chicago and him again soon. Obama told me he enjoyed himself and no one has ever "sucked" him as good in his life. Larry Sinclair
lindsay lohan is so hot she makes me horny while looking at her pictures!
we saw her in milan this week! like right next to her, she totally threw a bitchy hissy fit when this 12 year old tried to take her picture.
Obama did cocaine in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. Check out whitehouse dot com for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph. Obama is done…………..
she was at the MEMPHIS/UT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: psychic flash – Eva Longoria = Tranny Mexi Chipmunk…She looks like she cleans dirty floors at ghetto hotels.
All of her movies tank. I wouldn't be bragging about any million dollar box deals. She probably won't get many. No one wants to see her in movies anymore. The paparazzi have overexposed this chick and her entire life, that it's ruined her career. If it didn't, why does every movie this chick makes go straight to DVD? Because people don't wanna see her trailer trash looking face. She's so nasty looking and her skin looks dirty like she does sunless tanning and never takes a bath.
So I still don't understand why this chick is famous? She's ugly, untalented and SO fuckin annoying! I can't stand this bitch! She needs to get over herself and move to another country so we don't have to look at her damn ugly face anymore!!
Re: Melissa – she did hav a career, nd honestly i think she could get it bak it just takes time…nd u do hav one thing rite i luvs her 2 she is hot….lol im such a dike…
LOL @ The dude/dudette that said Lindsay has a million dollar deal. No one would pay her that much anymore. She's pretty much tanked. I don't feel bad for her, because she did it to herself. Say no to drugs. She has probably spent more than she makes on cocaine and other shit. She's pretty guillible too. The press makes her to be some sort of icon, but she won't go down in history. She'll only be a has-been. The only thing I give her credit for is being a never-was. All she has left is famewhoring.
She is not a good actress and she cannot deliver her lines properly. She is so overrated. I am so tired of hearing about her everywhere.
DEPORT ADNAN,
I AM NOT surprised lie low won the razzie, well done girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where was jessica simpson in the razzies, i though she should get a few too ………..
no more movies from these two plerleeeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get a new job ………
or retire………….
Ok, Lindsay is probally one of the best actresses out there. She has an amazing talent and her movies are pretty much believable. Every actor/actresses has bad movies I mean just about every single actor out there has at least one bad one. So stop hating on the girl just because of she had one bad movie.
I personally think that shes is really pretty, I mean look at her shes stunning.
So stop hating because your fucking jelous you can't make millions with your job.
the pics were awful,
dreadful,
the worst,
horrible,
embarresing,
yuk,
hideous,
revolting,
scummy,
ridiculous,
she looked NOTHING
like
her at all.
just SKANKY !!!!!!!!!!!!
All that money and she can't afford a shirt without a hole in it?
Re: Letter Parts 1 thru 4 Above – I'm NOT for Obama but WHO CARES if he did cocaine?! I respect people more for having done something addictive and to be able to say no to it afterwards than some who's never experienced anything. I know I know, the problem with drugs is you don't want to act like you condone it…really because some people can't handle it… BUT those people will end up addicts anyways no matter what someone important condones it or not.
DONT WATCH ANY TV TO DO WITH DINA LOHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MONEY HUNGRY NO TALENT MOTHER AND DAUGHTER DUO !
What haters, they only did that because she's in the movie. I actually liked the movie a lot.
LINDSAY LOOKS GREAT! YOU GO GIRL
I LOVE Showgirls, it's my guiltiest pleasure. But that's hilarious about her shitty film sweeping the Razzies.
she is still the sexiest woman on the planet
i liked the movie
But she's young and trying to turn her life around and regain the respect she once had! Her nude pics show that she is serious about her craft! Everyone is entitled to act in too many bad movies, car wrecks, DUIs, and wanton acts of idiocy without repercussions! Cuz, face it, we all love watching fuckwits age at the speed of light!
what movie was it even?? never even heard of it
Why does she always look so angry??
No drinky… no druggies??
What an ugly whore! How old is she? 21? She looks like a 40-year old woman: what do you have to do to look like THIS in your twenties???
WELL WELL WELL - WHADDA-WE-HAVE-A-HERE? ITS LINDSAY WHORAN. THE COMPLETELY TALENTLESS FRECKLEFACED IDIOTIC WHORE WHOSE CAREER CRASHED HARDER THAN A FUCKIN NASCAR. ONLY THING THIS WOMAN IS GOOD AT IS SUCKIN ON BONERS AND DIVING ON MUFFS. WHAT A FUCKIN COMPLETELY USELESS OXYGEN WASTER.
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I actually quite liked this film & i dont understand y everyone gives it such a bad time!!
Ha Ha, Freckled bitch
I don't even want to watch the Oscars with so many of the female stars dressing like such sluts with their boobs hanging out and wearing short dresses. What is wrong with these female celebs? They look like hookers… Charlize Theron has it right.. I read she is not going to the Oscars.. She will sit at home in her pjs. Why do so many go year after year and they are not even nominated and they still show up? Like Madonna. WTF? It is really a double standard in Hollywood. None of the men celebs come in Speedos, to show off their "package." The only man that came close was the man who streaked in back of David Niven and he wasn't even a celeb (the man, not David Niven).
She looks fucking amazing. Smoking hot eyes.
DANIEL WRIGGLESWORTH IS A SERIAL PEST!!!!!!!!!!
LINE JUMPING ASSHOLE!
Lindsay Lohan is so fucking gross. what the fuck happened to her??? in mean girls she was wicked hot but now she fucking looks like a crack whore. i cant wait til she ends up in rehab again or just until her career is FINALLY over. she thinks that she is so fucking hot but she is just pure fucking trash.
i love you Perez!!
THE BOX OFFICE POISON KNOWN AS LINDSAY LOHAN WAS HONORED FOR BEING A NO TALENT SEX ADDICTED SEMEN STAIN LAST NIGHT IN SAN FRANCISCO!
why does she ALWAYS look so lost ?
and drunk..?
I just remembered something. Some years ago, when this woman wasn't so disliked by everyone, she was at an event (the Oscars?) that Brad Pitt attended, he was alone. I read that his Lindsay Lo-brow woman ran after him on the red carpet after Pitt; he looked at her, and he asked one in his group or a red carpet person who was the girl. She introduced herself anyway, he was polite, and no one ever read or heard about the awkward (for Lo-brow) moment. With that body covered in that nasty skin! Why doesn't she undergo some kind of bleaching procedure? Marilyn didn't have skin like that. EUWWWWWW!!!
Re: becky – Are you serious Becky? This girl is nearly flawless, you're ugly ass couldn't even walk in her neighborhood without police being called.
All the average woman are so jealous of her, it just seems so foolish to me. You're husbands and boyfriends won't even touch you after sex because they're not even attracted to you, they only want to rub one off on you. This girl is beautiful, suffer in your mediocricy!
anyone else think she looks better with clothes on?
Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
That really was a terrible movie. Lindsay is a good actress & pretty to boot-Give her a great role!
she was too busy at home trying to de-freckle her big jugs
god she looks aweful. too much fake tan. she looked best early on when she had her natural red hair and fair skin.
Re: L – "L" at 122. The simple point, rambling bitch, is that he is a hypocrite and a liar. Carries his own personal-use glass crackpipe, and is fronting as a nice normal straight guy. THAT IS NOT WHAT WE WANT IN THE WHITE HOUSE !!!!!!!!!
I guess Paris will get it next year for her latest attempt at acting.
I LIKED THE MOVIE… IT WAS VERY CRACKISH WHICH I LIKE… I DIDNT LIKE WHITNEY UNTIL I FOUND OUT SHE WAS HITTIN DA PIPE. NOW SHE CLEAN AND I MAY FALL OFF THE WAGON…. BUT I LOVE LOHAN AS WELL
THAT MOVIE "I KNOW WHO KILLED ME" SUCKS SOOO BAD. ALL SHE DID WAS DANCE AROUND LIKE THE WHORE SHE IS. THATS ALL SHE HAS GOING FOR…I USED TO LIKE HER…OH WELL….NEXT IS PORN…I JUST KNOW IT…
She'll never win an oscar unless she takes about 10 years off to cure herself from her ego so others can forget who Lindsay Lohan is. All of her movies fail.
Re: Doug – STFU. Lindsay Lohan has more flaws than a monet painting. She is trailer trash. You are probably her. You are fucking ugly as sin and you insulted and butchered Marilyn Monroe in your nasty ass pictures. Your face is so fugly and your skin is dirty and you have no talent at all.
Lindsay Lohan has no talent what-so-ever. Absolutely none. She can't act and she can't sing. She can't dance. What has she done of merit? She's disgusting. I think the only talent she has is sucking cock and famewhoring. She's nasty!
A WELL DESERVED AWARD FOR A HAS BEEN WHORE! U SUCK AS AN ACTRESS, AND UR CUMM BACK IS LAME LAME LAME. ISNT THERE A BOTTLE OF PILLS WITH UR NAME ON IT SOME WHERE OH AND ADD AN 8BALL WITH IT.
Re: Talent Scout – Lindsay Lohan has had more pricks than a used dart board. The only average person is Lindsay Lohan, except she is below average. Look at that white trash face. She looks like her trailer trash, drug guzzling mother who probably wanted to have an abortion when she had this low-life wreck of a daughter.
Re: BOYCOTT ALL DINA LOHAN AND LIE LO TV, LI LO LOHAN AND DINA AND ALL LOHANS SUCK – This nasty ass trailer trashed pig is the one that made her daughter look so nasty. Blame her for it. She talks a lot of shit about Perez too. She is such a no-talent, fugly, and way over forty fame whore.
Only fat guys that have to roll around in yeast to find their wet spot find Lindsay Lohan attractive. She's an ugly, no-talent, pig. What What!!
Actually, the record of 7 "wins" was held by both Showgirls and Battlefield Earth.
She has the same face shape and pose as Rumer Willis. ICK!
Ok, Halle Berry is a MUCH more important, more well respected, Oscar Winning Actress and SHE showed up to accept her Razzie. Lohan has NOTHING going on in her life, if she had shown up, I might have thought that the girl had the littlest bit of a sense of humor, but she didn't. She is a fool and has ruined her career with her bad attitude.
I think a petition is in order. To get this low-rate, no talent hack out of cinema completely.
Her skin looks dirty. She should lay off the sunless tanning and stay out of the tanning beds. She looks fugly and way over forty years old.
I am so tired of seeing Clay Aiken's face everywhere. Did he decide to become a woman? Oh wait, this is his twin sister Lindsay Lohan.
She looks like Clay Aiken. They are separated at birth. Look at his pictures from Unicef Christmas lighting. Looks like her minus the fake tan. There are new pictures of him that look just like her because Clay's been doing the fake tan and tanning bed cocktail thing that Lohan does.
Perez what are you going to do next year when the Razzies will be decided between Rachel Bilson ( Jumper) and Paris Hilton (Hottoie or Nottie).
Is that a surgery scar under her left boob?
Why are the decomcatic candidates both homosexuals? Vote Republican!
WITH ALL THOSE FRECKLES ALL OVER HER CHEST AND LEGS, IT SORT OF NAUSEATING . SHE REALLY ISNT THAT HOT
finally , some well deserved awards for a has been no good actress.
I believe that guy and the Obama story, I hope they do something soon because Obama is a rat. I'm so shock that people can't see through him. I'm African American and i'm not voting for him. So everyone out there that believe all blacks are voting for Obama are wrong.
she looks super old!!!
what is up with lilo's mouth? she looks like a witch sortof- why do all these bitchs get fake lips and fake teeth? they end up looking like shit- ugly, man, ugly!
For the second time, GOTTA STING
I think she looks like Romy Schneider
Her naked boobs are gross!
She looks like Clay Aiken. He just may even be prettier.
I think she looks like Rocky Dennis from Mask with Cher. Remember Rocky Dennis?
im gonna run for president on the platform of lower taxes, getting illegal invaders out of america, killing terrorists and getting the gays off the streets. if you support me please let me know thanks!!
Re: Obama 4 Prez of Closet Gays, Michelle For Empress Of All FagHags – THANKS FOR LETTING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS. NOT ONLY IS HE A DRUG ADDICTED BLACK BUT HE IS A GAY AS WELL. WE NEED TO STOP HIM, VOTE PEDRO HILTON FOR PRESIDENTE!!!!!
Re: Lisa – GOOD JOB YOU ARE TRULY A BLACK AND NOT A N!GGER. BE SURE TO VOTE FOR PEDRO HILTON ON 2008!!!!
Whats up Perez replacing Lindsay for Britney you are such a bitch and if you think its funny its not may all bad things happen to you in life you will pay for being so proud of being so mean. Ban Perez from all celebrity affairs hit him in the wallet deny him access to where the parties are and events celebrities unite.
Lindsay is the hottest actress in the country. Go Li Lo! Lindsay is the next Julia Roberts/Sandra Bullock, congrats on the awards Lindsay you rock and are so beautiful.
nice cleavage
The movie is not bad at all.Ive seen many movies that could consider the worst movie of the year!and Lindsay is not bad actress..She has Talent!
the New Last Sitting shoot looks like the last straw for her and Hollywood. did you read the NYT review of that crap: "For the 10,000th time we are forced to ask: Lindsay, what were you thinking?" some people are just destined to say eff-off to the world. unfortunately she's doing it with the whole world watching. but the most fascinating part — and the part no one is likely to remember — is that she started out as the most determined and happy to please. but the seeds of destruction had already been sown in her childhood amid turmoil and abandonment.
WOW
Loser
maybe not lindsays best acting skills but it did make u wanna do her….
ok the movie wasn't that horrible…believe me there are many many worse…try watching "Pumpkin" or "Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys"
Lindsay has the best rack !
incredibly hot.
LOL - serves her right! Maybe she and her annoying stage mom Orange Oprah will finally realize people hate her and don't want to see her movies and just go the fuck away - her career is in the Dumpster, where they will also find Lo-whore's body after she dies!!
HATE HER BUT LOVE THIS PIC OF HER AND HER HAIR. LOOKS GORGEOUS.
SERIOUSLY, if you like Lohan and HAVEN'T watched "I know who killed me" then please do so, so you realize how FREAKIN' AWFUL an actress she is!! I rented it as a joke and fast forwarded through most of it, barfed a little, cried a little and I mean the extended Strip scene and "love making" (BARF) are REALLY needed to help the plot!!! BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's not entirely her fault, i mean the script was poorly written, and she did the best she could, there was zero advertising and the scores were played in other movies, so fuck dat' Lindsay is so interesting and funny and screw the razzies and the oscars
I love Lindsay, I think she's a great actress. I don't get what the big deal is about her falling? For god's sake she's only human. And those Razzies awards are only to make people feel bad. Just because some people dislike Lindsay they automatically try to bring down every movie she plays in. I think its bullshit and people should get on with their fucking lives.