Avril's Desperate Attempt
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Jonas Brothers
We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne!
Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets.
The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls.
With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell, but….
Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????
That must suck!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 23, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Re: bob –
it is true…and there is proof
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
No what's really funny…. is when people LEAVE after the opening acts cause she's so disliked. LOL
She is such a tool, she can't sing worth shit and she's such a brat. All this talk about not being a diva like britney or christina, go choke on a cock Avril you pasty ass bitch!
who the fuck are the Jonas brothers? nobody has heard of them, Avril has sold tens of millions of albums, until the Jonas whoevers do then shut the fuck up.
Re: xsz – ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
ACTUALLY NO, HE HAS NO PROOF. WHERE DO YOU SEE PROOF??????
Re: adude –
have you seriously not heard of the jonas brothers?
wow, someones been living under a rock
jonas brothers ROCK!!! sucks for her haha, who cares atleast jb actually write their own music and don't steal it from other people. GOOOOOOOOO JONAS BROTHERS =]
And not saying the Jonas Bros have any talent either, they're just a cheap knock off of Hanson, except much much MUCH more annoying, they're approaching minute 14
zx, no i have not heard of the Jonas brothers, and no i'm not under a rock, i'm just not a 14 year old girl who listens to shit music. trust me, from the sound of it they are just another flash in the pan teen boy band, in 10 years you'll be embarassed to ever admit you listened to them. grown ups always know better.
Haha. I think Avril's days are long since over.
The Jonas brothers are joining the tour?
Maybe they thought they were signing up to play with
BOYS LIKE BOYS
it is only confirmed that the Jonas Brothers are accompanying Avril on dates of her International Tour.
Avril seems to be desperate to hang onto her teen girl audience instead of maturing and finding an audience that is her own age or older. She has the talent to do better music, her previous album was pretty good, but on her latest one she took a step backwards and did stuff that was more like her first album, which was more immatue and aimed at brainless teenage girls. Seems she is guided by what the record companies want her to do/be rather than having the guts to grow and mature. She should be touring on her own, in smaller venues if necessary. there is no way in hell i would tour with boy bands.
Perez, you're such an ass…just because you hate Avril for some stupid reason doesn't mean everyone else in the world does.
I am Canadian and I hate her. She's just a jerk in every way. For pop, some of her songs were okay - but every time she opens her mouth - she's just a disgrace. She thinks she's "keeping it real". But the sad reality is that she's just a gimmick. Go away!
that is EXACTLY what i thought when i heard they were joining her on tour…it should be THEM headlining….how sad for her.
HA HA! SHE SUCKS & THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR TALKING SHIT ALL THE TIME AND HAVING AWFUL KIDDY MUSIC. DONT WORRY SOON SHE WILL WITHER AWAY I HATE HER!
AVRIL IS PREGNANT! AVRIL IS PREGNANT! AVRIL IS PREGNANT! AVRIL IS PREGNANT! AVRIL IS PREGNANT! AVRIL IS PREGNANT! AVRIL IS PREGNANT! AVRIL IS PREGNANT!
REMEMBER WHO TOLD YOU………
i am so pissed. they are not done their own tour when the avril concert is here. they are obviously not doing her whole tour. this is so annoying.
Avril, Avril, Avril. If she didn't "mature" and make horrible pop music, she wouldn't be in this position. Sure, she would probably still be struggling to sell tickets but still. If I was her, I woudn't even add the Jonas Brothers because everyone would leave after their performance and before her.
OMG I LOVE JB
OMJ!!! I JUST PASSED OUT ABOUT 60 TIMES!! PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE COMING TO CANADA!! JONAS BROTHERS WOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!
the same thing happened to Jesse Mccartney a couple years ago when the Jonas Brothers were his opening act. almost everyone left after the Jonas Brothers performed, not hearing a word from Jesse
I'VE BEEN TO SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE ONLY SHOWED UP FOR SUPPORTING ACTS AND LEFT ONCE THE HEAdLINERS CAME ON…..BET YA ANYTHING THAT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO AVRIL…BAHAHAHA LAMEASS DOUCHE
Why don't you post the video of your girl Hillary losing her shit over mailers he sent to the voters in Ohio?
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Hillary has been on the campaign trail too long. She's losing her marbles.
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hee hee
It would be great if people would just LEAVE after the opening acts and not stick around for her show. Now THAT would be funny.
Re: Flowerbomb –
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"""Avril is alright I guess BUT compared to the Jonas Brothers she is the fucking Beatles!!!"""
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Man, Compared to the Jonas Brothers, Avril is the Beetles, fuckin Elvis and Whitney Houston all in one.
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How can anybody seriously think they have talent??? Kids, you don't need to be jealous of them to KNOW that they have no talent and are just a bunch of corporate created idiots who are just a PRODUCT and NOT a musical act.
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NIRVANA is a musical act
U2 is a musical act
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The Jonas Brothers are !!!!!NOT!!!!!! a musical act.
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And no, I don't have to be untalented to realize that either. Get it in your fuckin head.
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Debbie Gibson has more talent than the Jonas Brothers.
Re: Flowerbomb –
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"""Avril is alright I guess BUT compared to the Jonas Brothers she is the fucking Beatles!!!"""
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Man, Compared to the Jonas Brothers, Avril is the Beetles, fuckin Elvis and Whitney Houston all in one.
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How can anybody seriously think they have talent??? Kids, you don't need to be jealous of them to KNOW that they have no talent and are just a bunch of corporate created idiots who are just a PRODUCT and NOT a musical act.
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NIRVANA is a musical act
U2 is a musical act
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The Jonas Brothers are !!!!!NOT!!!!!! a musical act.
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And no, I don't have to be untalented to realize that either. Get it in your fuckin head.
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Debbie Gibson has more talent than the Jonas Brothers…..
Re: Flowerbomb –
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"""Avril is alright I guess BUT compared to the Jonas Brothers she is the fucking Beatles!!!"""
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Man, Compared to the Jonas Brothers, Avril is the Beetles, fuckin Elvis and Whitney Houston all in one.
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How can anybody seriously think they have talent??? Kids, you don't need to be jealous of them to KNOW that they have no talent and are just a bunch of corporate created idiots who are just a PRODUCT and NOT a musical act.
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NIRVANA is a musical act
U2 is a musical act
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The Jonas Brothers are !!!!!NOT!!!!!! a musical act.
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And no, I don't have to be untalented to realize that either. Get it in your fuckin head.
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Debbie Gibson has more talent than the Jonas Brothers…….
I don't know much about the jonas brothers..a bit too young from me…i don't think canada knows too much about them either, so good for them, they'll be getting lots of publicity up here, probably lots of new fans too
Re: asdf – who cares she still her her money!
lmao, everyones gonna leave after the amazing jonas brothers! screw herr.
Re: Flowerbomb –
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"""Avril is alright I guess BUT compared to the Jonas Brothers she is the fucking Beatles!!!"""
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Man, Compared to the Jonas Brothers, Avril is the Beetles, fuckin Elvis and Whitney Houston all in one.
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How can anybody seriously think they have talent??? Kids, you don't need to be jealous of them to KNOW that they have no talent and are just a bunch of corporate created idiots who are just a PRODUCT and NOT a musical act.
.
.
.
NIRVANA is a musical act
U2 is a musical act
.
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The Jonas Brothers are !!!!!NOT!!!!!! a musical act.
.
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And no, I don't have to be untalented to realize that either. Get it in your fuckin head.
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Debbie Gibson has more talent than the Jonas Brothers…………..
SHE IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE JOBROSS>
ahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha WTF?!?! JONAS. wow she must suck. that's an ultimate low. i'm sure the jonas brothers hate it. i'm going only for boys liek girls. nothing wrong with jonas brothers but i just don't listen to them. too bad for avril, nobody will be staying to watch her set.
Avril probably won't respect them as artists and they'll quit her tour. Thus, her tour not even working out in the end results. This child could never respect her fans, and the paparazzi never have respect for anyone, but she'll never have respect for her fans that brought her to the top. This only shows her how much of acting like a "badass" will get you in life, just be yourself, be nice to your fans, they brought you to where you are today.
Eww. Jonas brothers Rox And Avril… she is a beeotch. She sucks and now if the Jonas Brohters join then i won't get to see the jonasbrohters by themselfs now.
I HATE AVRIL!
haha shes a dirty bitch
the jonas brothers are so much more popular / appeal to totally diff age groups.
this is retarded.
avril's pretty lame too.
that show will probably sell out now in like 5 seconds!! i love them!!
lol i would leave before avril came on.
Avril's sold 35 million albums over only 5 years and has a disney boy band opening up for her? fuck! it says more about the music industry than it does Avril that you have to bring a flavor of the week band on tour with her, but alot of people are having trouble selling tickets ie Rihanna when she played at a local venue that seated 9,000 only 7,000 people showed up leaving two thousand empty seats which is why she's opening up for Kayne West on his tour maybe Kelly Clarkson should've toured with Avril considering she sang a Avril song "breakaway" but for god's sake don't go away Avril I can't stand another 10 Miley Cyrus's.
wait!? is this for reals!?!?
cause im going to her concert! and i have OJD!
ive been crying since i read this if your for real my life just changed!
Perez … you are a fat fucking gay boy .. with really bad hair.
You're only pissed because you want the Jonas fags.
But they will be with Avril … not your fat fucking gay ass !!!!!
She and her angry music have had their 15 minutes.
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CLARIFY, THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL ONLYYYYY BE PERFORMING WITH HER ON THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha! Fucking posser!
LAME HOE
Jonas Brothers ARE STUPIID AND FUCKING LAME!
No surprise, though. She's so mediocre. I don't think she'd be any good live anyway.
Don' t you guys see it? There is a big republican conspiracy to keep Hillary out of the whitehouse. Republicans are voting for Obama to get Hillary out of the way. However, in November they will be voting for Mccain. I live in Texas and I have republican friends doing this. Hillary is our only hope. I want experience. When you go to the hospital do you ask for the doctor with a little experience? VOTE HILLARY
if avrial the skank doesn't find jesus then she deserves to be boiled alive along with all the scientologiests. fuck them jesus fucking christ. america is going dong the toilet and this skank is leading the way.
OMG!! I would totally go just to see the Jonas Brothers again! as for avril shes ok, i guess
Lets hope it comes to Australia!
SHES GOING ON TOUR WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS?
ARE YOU LYING???
omg omg omg,
i got tickets and backstage passes for avril lavigne,and now JB is opening for her!
holy fuck im gonna meet the jonas brothers,
ahhh,
ok i sound like a fan girl,but holy shit!
Sorry honey but your famously hot bitching career is over. You're going to have to sell lame ass pictures of yourself and any potential offspring in order to make money. Or your skater boy husband can get a job. Love ya bitch!
i think Avril should open for the Jonas Bros. not them for her.
Avril never had the disney machine behind her unlike this teen tarts Hillary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and high school musical. Avril's raw what you see is what you get and wasn't media trained, recently she's been at home writing "acoustic material" for a future album so don't count her out cause as long as she has her looks and talent it's never over, people counted out Nelly Furtado after "folklore" debut 37 on the billboard album charts but came back with "loose" which debut #1 on the billboard album charts and has sold 10 million copies worldwide with that said Avril's "the best damn thing" was the third top selling album of 2007 after Linkin Park and High School Musical with 5 million copies sold worldwide, it's funny how hilton always takes cheap shots at Avril and promotes the shit of Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson, One Republic and Celin Dion it's interesting to see what payola can buy you.
Re: Stephanie – boys like girls are major sellouts
This is going to be one of those, come for the Jonas Brothers then immediately leave following. lol. I can't stand Avril Lavigne. I used to but not anymore! She's gonna come on stage to a chant of "Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!" lol…..
I'm sure the Jonas Brothers will do a lot for her hardcore image…
Oh yeah, she lost that years ago.
Re: alex – STFU. i would go only to see the JONAS BROTHERS because they are just amazing. ohh and the tour will sell out because of them. i can promise you that.
Re: sarahh – Please kill yourself. Don't ever breed. Retard.
I'm going to see Avril shake her sweet ass not fuckin boy bands and their 10 year old girl fans, Sum 41 would have been way cooler. I'm going to drink a lot of beer to pass my time before Avril comes on lol.
how is boys like girls and the jonas brothers any better than avril? they all sell manufactured rock pop music. one evil isn't any better than another.
now none of avril's fans above the age of 17 are going to come.
i'd go just to see the JONAS BROTHERS!!!! that sucks for her though. OJD
Who the fuck are the Jonas Brothers? Avril's hot I guess theirs not a lot of girls who play her style of music to tour with her.
Leave her alone! She's just struggling, that's all. Although, getting to see Avril, JB, and BLG all in one night is awesome! Seriously, leave her alone. No one deals with the stuff she deals with. So what, she's punk/girly/every other style out there. She's defies labels, unlike all of you crackheads out there who pile them on.
People applauded Cyndi Lauper more than Cher! Cyndi was truly amazing
i love the Jonas brothers haters quit hating you suck they rock deal k…
i loved their performance at Gibson's 3 sold out shows in 3 minutes now that's awesome and it was a great show..but touring with Avril eww…it will sell out but for the Jonas brothers i would go but for JB only then once their done playing ill leave…don't care about miss..Ska8er Girlfriend watever blah..
Re: rah – ok shut the fuck up,so i like the jonas brothers,get over it,your so fucking gay,probably just jealous and alone cause no one pays attention to you.ugh i dont even know why im wasting my time writing this.
I don't even think hilton is gay I think he secretly want's to bang Avril and dress in knee high socks and short shorts oh yeah for all the straight guys and hot girls check out Avril in Maxim I nearly busted my fuckin nuts.
Oh No what is she going to do ABOTE it? Poor li'l Canadian Crotch Cricket.
Oh No what is she going to do ABOTE it? Poor li'l Canadian Crotch Cricket.
Oh No what is she going to do ABOTE it? Poor li'l Canadian Crotch Cricket.
Oh No what is she going to do ABOTE it? Poor li'l Canadian Crotch Cricket.
im sorry i like avril, nd i think she is hot…u can just call me a dike with bad taste but i luvs her anyway…but her husband is sooo uglY…i think her music is fab…but thats just me
avrils never been one to seel out though. i went to her concert wheni was 14 and it was hardly full in the americna airlines center. plus her new stuff is crap anyways. old avril is better.
No matter how much you suck up to those tweenie Jonas Brothers, they are never, ever going to give you a blow job, Perez.
:) Vote HILLARY:) "BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK"
Maxim photos & cover are great! & tack on the hottest teen boys out there for her tour 
smart moves for Avril
Jonas Brothers 15 minutes will end quicker than you can say Hanson.
WHAT!?NOOO!
WHAT ABOUT THE LOOK ME IN THE EYES TOUR!
THIS IS THIER FIRST HEADLINING TOUR!
AND AVRIL LAVIENGE ISNT GOING TO RUIN IT!
re: stop with the bubble gum jonas brothers- dude that was fuckin hilarious.
Perez…I would gladly pay a fee to be age verified (like on Ebay) so you can get rid of all these 15 year old Jonas Brother and Britney fans.
They are all here….on a Saturday night, when normal teens are out…shit, I'd be out if I didn't have to work in the morning.
I can't wait until band & fat camp starts so the little trolls go away, do something…LIKE STOP POSTING ABOUT THE DISNEY VIRGIN BOY BAND JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!
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Time and time again she has been a *itch when it comes to fans and being interviewed by radio stations, etc..Eventually she will lose all of her fans if she treats them like crap and maybe she needs to realize it's her fans that make her who she is..
Please no. Jonas headline their own tour. Fuck, the sold out shows in 10 minutes and had to add more. Theres no way they would open from her or stoop to her level
seriously if you dont have something to say about this dont say anything!!!!
what trash you all are!!
but avril..why cant she just get rid of that pink sh*t?! isnt she married? how old is she anyway?! 13?! yea…thought so..good ole avril…
avril what sh*****t you are!! why the pink in ur hair:>! get over it! arent you a married women?! u arent in the 8th grade>! geeeez
Wow. I would totally go….and walk out before she came on.
Perez are you sure about this??
I mean JB is on their own tour right now.
i don't think this is true.
Re: Damian – Hm. Maybe? I've often thought the same.
But either way, they don't need him to.
The tween/Disney/screaming/marketing thing is distracting, but they're actually a really good band.
hi there!
i'm from argentina, and does anyone knows if they are coming here with avril lavigne?
AVRIL IS SPERMINATED!!!!!!
Avril Lavigne was the Best Selling Female Artist in the World in 2007, according to WorldWideAlbums. net . Contrary to what perez says Avril's concerts ticket sales are selling well and some venues have already soldout.
Avril Lavigne was the Best Selling Female Artist in the World in 2007, according to WorldWideAlbums. net . Contrary to what perez says Avril's concerts ticket sales are selling well and some locations have already soldout.
Perez is the last to know Avril is pregnant!!!!
I HATE YOU ALL THAT SAY JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY OR STUPID!!!!!!!! that is sooooo not true. ill probably go and then leave when they leave. its as simple as that.
Avril don't tour with shit disney bands your husband's band (sum41) is superior to that manifactured shit.