Avril's Desperate Attempt
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Jonas Brothers
We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne!
Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets.
The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls.
With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell, but….
Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????
That must suck!
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Posted: February 23, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Re: Jako – Shut UP, dude, at least they write their own music and play instruments. Unlike Ms. Music-Stealing Canada Wench. I won't say anything bad about her voice, but she's an obnoxious asshole, for sure - and can't write or play her way out of a bag.
I've seen the Jonas perform acoustic in a MALL at the height of their first fame - 1000s of people showed - and they sounded WONderful. She might be able to pull that off, but being a bitch, never would. Fuck off.
Perez
I saw your video about Avril hiring an extra body guard so she can avoid you. The fact that she isn't willing to suck up to you like the rest is great. Get over it . You reap what you sow in the real world. And your bully shit doesn't work with anybody with a brain. There are a lot of stupid people in LA and Avril L isn't one of them. SUCKS TO BE YOU now doesn't it. I think she has leveled the playing field on you. Better think of someway to improve your game Perez. Because this shit is getting old. Move on groupie bitch.
BARF!
which concerts are they going to?
i will go just for the gorgeous jonas brothaas.
Re: deedee – Re: deedee – I think i'm in love.
Re: adude – they're on their way to multiplatinum. Re: DALE – SUM 41????? Wow, you are old, huh?
You people are superficial, you don't know fuck-all about the Jonas. It's all right…you will.
Personally i Love her and boys like girls and the Jonas brothers.
But what part of the tour are they doing?
how randommmmm!
I'd totally go to see JB but like..cant they just STAY HOME?!
They're alllways away, which sucks for us Los Angelenos.
Blahh.
It happened to Tiffany when the New Kids opened for her. By the end of the tour they'd swited the line-up. I'm just sayin'…
OMJ yay! I hope they come here in sacramento! I love the jobros!
Your right I am old old enough to see countless bands/trends come and go in a second, Hanson fans thought they would be around forever but once their teenage hormones died down their fame disappeared but if you Jonas boys fans wanna keep on telling yourselves their the second coming of Jesus to justify their existence be my guest, just don't go around bashing a female who does the same thing as well as following everything hilton has brainwashed you into thinking.
Maybe someone should have told her Tiffany's sad story.
She went from the headline act to the opening act for the New Kids On The Block. Fans turned on her because she was dating JK, but seeing how Avril is married.. this might work for her.
OHHH MYYY JONAS!!! NO WAY!! IM SO GONNA GO TO ALL HER L.A SHOWS TO SEE JB AHHH
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS
AND OF COURSE AVRIL…
I'm sure most of the audience will leave once the Jonas bros are finished performing.
Avril smells like dogs ass
Re: joe – you are right . i am sorry
My Crystal Ball sees most of the audience walking out after the two lead bands finish. Avid should consider paying the audiences to stay? Below mini mum of curse. Bye Bye Avip BayAActh.
Wow. Avril Lavigne is completely fucking talentless, and is built for producing hits and is full of shit. Fuck her dumb ass.
HAHA she must be desperate because if the jonas brothers do open for her, its obviously going to sell. but people are only going for the jonas brothers anyway. and then once their done, and she comes out EVERYONE IS GOING TO LEAVE I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT hahahaha
holly crap
I was panning to go to her show
now that the jonas brothers will be there… I don't know if I still wanna go…
It's funny that hilton makes it sound like everybody who doesn't kiss his fat ass is "scared" of him cause theirs nothing more scary than a fat gay guy with multicoloured hair its all propaganda.
i would prob go just to see the jonas brothers
and then leave cause avril sucks major ass
idk if anybody will read this far into the comments hah.
(i didnt, so maybe somebody mentioned this already.)
but.
JB IS ONLY ON FOR THE INTERNATIONAL PART OF HER TOUR.
and i dont think boys like girls is part of that? idk.
either way, if anybody goes to that shit, they'll leave after jonas.
i dont really care, but before some little girls start freaking out or something, i figured id put that out there.
sigh =( i really don't like them
avril is still the best
NO WONDER SHE IS UNDERSELLING! SHE FUCKING SUCKS!!! WHO LIKES HER? OTHER THAN THE DEVIL????
i love you perez!!!!
Re: dfds – Wow I am a dumbass , Fuckin dumbass comment unfortunately theirs no law saying you gotta be of a certain i.q. to access the net or some of you morons would never get on by the way i'm surprised who have enough energy to type shit since you spent most of the day having anal with hilton.
I heard a women screaming from hilton's apartment it was his mom she wanted him to get off her.
OMG JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!! im going
get a life u homo
Stop being so desperate, Perez. Tsk. Makes you look even MORE pathetic than you already ARE! lol
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I feel sorry for Avril because she was the hot new thing about 5 years ago. She brought on the whole punkpop rock thing, and brought alot of trends, Its hard to believe that her concerts are doing so poorly because shes had quite a few good songs.
WHICH SHOWS???
ANY IN CANADA???
AHHHHHHH! JB!!!!!
ohh gagg mee.
ahaha shes a douche
WOOO!
JONAS BROTHERS!!! =)
i will DEFINITELY go now!!!!
Wow. I love the jonas brother but i think they're really making a mistake opening for her, they well, alot better than she is.
omg, so i won tickets to this concert like 2 weeks ago, and im going in like may i think, and i dont really care about avril, i mean shes cool but like watevr but i love boys like girls and now that the jonas brothers are added i am sooooo excited because i absolutley love them!!!
this site is sooo stupid…don't you people have lives?? guess not.
did you just have the NERVE to say avril brought on the "whole pop punk" thing?
you couldn't have possibly said that. green day or blink 182 ring even the slightest MANY years earlier bell for you?
and who are all these jonas bros. fans on here? i wasn't aware 13 year olds should be looking at this kind of website. i'm not going to call them "disney manufactured" but they are a pop group that are bound to be old news one day. it happens to the best of them. people have referenced hanson already. they were brothers who could -gasp- play their own instruments AND wrote their own music. so this is nothing new.
the fact that jonas bros. signed on (if they did at all) to open for her, they did it with the thought that their fans would have enough respect to stay for the ENTIRE show. bands usually do not go on tour with people they themselves hate. unless of course they are trying to make a quick buck, and if that is what they are doing, is that the kind of band you want to back?
She got lucky with the first album but that no-talent bitch-ass hack is going down! I hope she starts investing and she has an air-tight pre-nup for when she's a has-been and her midget husband leaves her.
By the end of the tour, Avril's going to be the opening act and the Jonas Bros will be headlining. She's DONE, stick a fork in her. Hope the bitch is saving her cash!!
fucking time to get a new hairdo avril!
NOW THAT'S BAD WHEN YOU HAVE TO ADD TEENAGE HEART-THROBS TO GET ANYONE TO COME SEE "YOUR SHOW".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
ha ha ha… I read ”Devil's desperate attempt..
jonas brothers said theyre only going on the european part of the tour!
http://video.accesshollywood.com/player/?id=220554
:( damn it. i wanted them to be in the LA shows.
I can't believe I live in a time where people ACTUALLY believe Jonas Brothers are the best band in the world….scary shit mannn….If everyone actually thought Sublime was the best band in the world…we would live in a better place…There would be no more Avrils or Jonas Brothers….Or people who care enough to bitch about it online…no one cares what you have to say…just chill out
AVRIL LAVIGNE - WHAT A STUPID COMPLETELY TALENTLESS HASBEEN SHE IS. BUT THEN AGAIN - SO ARE THE FUCKIN JONAS BROTHERS TOO. AVRIL SHOULD JUST STICK TO BONERSUCKIN, AND LEAVE THE MUSIC BIZ
Keep giving those few fans you have left the finger Avril. Your so good at it.
When you spend a year giving every picture of youself giving the finger and spitting on fans, they do smarten up and say frig her.
Thought it was "cool and funny" back then, now look how far it got you.
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*save your money, you 23 yr old punk, your going to need it.
Wise little shit needs her ass kicked, If you ever spit on me you'd be picking in your shit for your teeth.
TIME TO GET A MC-JOB AVRIL……
Re: DailyCelebs.TV –
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I think it would even be funnier if they all leave after the opening act.
STILL SPITTING ON FANS AVRIL?
Re: deedee –
Did you ever think Avril would be terrified to answer any of his questions?
She's been nothing but a low life, that has treated her fans like crap.
I guess you like being treated like that, and you keep supporting it her behavior?
Must suck to be you and such low self esteem.
* I'm out of here, last word loser !
Re: kathye – What the hell does "swited" mean?
holy crap!!
Anyone who feels sorry for her needs to look in a mirror.
Pigs like to hang with pigs, I guess.
Why would anyone let another person degrade them, then go pay money to support her?
Check time…………
AVRIL LAVAGINE IS A FUCKING LOSER, RIGHT TO THE CORE, TO THE CENTER OF HER PATHETIC, LOWLIFE SELF.HAHA SHE;S ALWAYS STARING AT THE GROUND BECAUSE SHES A LOSER AND SHE KNOWS IT. SHE WALKS WITH HER HEAD DOWN AND MUMBLES ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANYTHING IN THAT TINY MISERABLE HEAD OF HERS. I'VE NEVER SEEN A BIGGER LOSER IN MY LIFE AND IM NOT KIDDING…ALL SHE CAN DO IS SPIT ON PEOPLE AND MUMBLE….SHE LOOKS LIKE A DROWNED RAT..I HOPE SHE GETS SOMETHING DONE ABOUT THE MICHEAL JACKSON NOSE JOB
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I just got done reading all the posts. I've come to the conclusion nobody on here is over 17 years old.
( a few good posts) i.e. Avril is rude.
I won't let myself get angry, like so many of you do.
I'm 21 and can not believe how all of you fight and call each other such crude names, it's such a sign of insecurity. Why let people get to you?
Who cares who the next president is, look at the future of adults we're coming upon.
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She's only in her 20s and already a has been.
Yes and how long do you give the Jonas Brothers before the fizzle and fade away? Avril will be around a lot longer than those 3 pubes. Once they get a taste of the good life, they'll be out of control just like the rest of the kid stars.
I love Avril for asking the Jonas Brothers. It's my shot at getting to see the Jonas Brothers, hopefully!! :]]
man i cant stand her!! she thinks too much of herself…barf!!
Uhmmm she's including the JONAS BROTHERS in her tour..now she really proved she's a rockstar =O
You're so harcore Avril.
Re: Avril babe – Hey there is nothing worse than a queen wannabee who isn't getting any. Run Avril Run.
The big groupie bitch is coming.
Re: joe – Totally agree. Except I don't see putting songs on an album that may appeal to a wider market a bad thing.
Some of the starving musicians that are barely etching a living in some of their artistic endeavours may want to consider a little of this themselves.
What a bitch! She must know all the lil' fan girls are comin out for the JB ( the guys who give good BJ ; ) )
Re: johnny – What does being a Canadian have to do with not recognizing a talent when you see it?
Avril is going to be here for the long run. All this negative BS about her concerts is a smear tactic specific to this website.
As far as tours and concerts go. I think that they are too expensive for most people and are not indicative of the artist as a whole.
dude holy sh**
Re: asdf – Their parents are probably paying for their tickets. HA
Re: DALE – Love your post. Right on. You rock. Avril has what it takes.
Serves the LITTLE CUNT RIGHT! I can wait until she's begging on a fours!!!!
Re: OR – hahaha I was TOTALLY just thinking that!
I would'nt be surprised.
Re: Lauren –
they are going on tour with avril in europe ! not in the us because they have their own tour!
Im confused now.
Does that mean if I wanted to go and see the Jonas Brothers perform in England they'll only play around 2 songs and I'll have to sit and watch Avril & BLG aswell?
>.
will you do an article bashing the WBC? please perez! please!
i really need someone like you to just put words into how much hate i have ffor these people of "God"
GREAT decision Avril.
.
Next move…
STOP SINGING ALTOGETHER and just be a manager for people with TALENT that someone GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
And Jonas Brothers are?? I live in Eurpe and they're not famous here so can someone telle me?
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Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????
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Yeah, it's called Ozzfest.
This is sooo crappy..omg she is using the jonas brothers popularity to make money for herself..shes sooo shit now..i HATE HER.!
But their rite jonas brothers will sell it out..
so the jonas brothers are only for the european part of the tour i heard
what about boys like girls?
Seriously, Perez, you are bashing her and filled with hate - it's kind of sickening. It's ok not to like her, but this is a campaign to destroy her. That's not right. Don't feed the hatred of your viewers - you know it can turn on anyone else (or on you) in a moment. Of all people, you should be setting an example of tolerance for difference.
Since she can't get talent out of nowhere…she should quit the music industry…after quitting her 'i-dont- care-fuck-everyone' act that is..
ok this is really weird and akward cuz ppl keep saying her concerts suck… and i just bought 3 tickets for my friends and i.. and NOW u say it sucks ? daamn..
I didn't know who The Jonas Brothers were until this post…so I checked out their music and their music is horrid. I don't know how anyone can actually enjoy that…but I guess to each their own. Everyone has different taste.
This is what happens when you act like your shit don't stink!
It will suck even if the tickets begin to sell.
Why? The people will be there for the Jonas brothers, not Miss Avril.
I would go for Boys Like Girls and The Jonas Brothers, but I would leave when Avril takes the stage…
ROCK ON JB!!!!!!!!!
I think it's a smart strategy. If you look at Avril's main fanbase you'll see that the majority of them are still in elementary school; mommy and daddy are the ones who will be buying the tickets. If she can amass several groups who's target age range is the same as hers then parents will be more likely to buy tickets to her show in the stead of buying tickets to several shows. The girl's manager knows what he's doing.
THE JONAS BROTHERS HAVE THEIR OWN TOUR GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO EUROPE WTFFFF.
FUCK YOU PEREZ.
DON'T SAY LIES LIKE THIS.
I LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.
JB !!!!!!
if the jonas brothers really go i am so going
The Jonas Brothers are so much bigger than Avril right now…I dont' know why they would need to tour with Avril. No one will stick around for poor Avril….
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She needs to go into rehab and come out. That seems to be the route to stardom now. Any real rocker knows this stuff.
Wait,Are you trying to tell me that people aren't into hoT P!nK fLaGz and UbEr kOoL sPaRkLy DrUm KiTs? that wasn't enough? What about her sexy rat face?
omfg . . . why in the hell are they going on tour with avril? its not that i have anything against her, she was great at jingleball (which perez, i saw) but shes just a fricking hoe. dude the jonas brothers are amazingly gorgeous, hot, and just amazing . . . they still need there own tour cause its not cool that there gonna be used as BACKUPS when she can't even sell a fricking ticket. this is bogus, shes a skumbag who has no life, now were hearing shes pregnat? llooooossssseerrrrrrr
Once upon a time 7 years ago, there was once a singer who everyone thought was originally and witty and talented….fastforward to present past countless negative media and claims of song stealing, and that singer has become a empty, pathetic shell now known as Avril Lavigne. She steals music, she treats her fans like scum, she makes shallow, self centered comments and thinks it's ok, she doesn't follow through on her obligations because she just doesn't care, and oh yeah, she's a sell out, but most importantly a bratty, spoiled, self centered, uncaring, untalented girl who has lived past her prime. Avril do us and you a favor and disappear.
DUDE! are you serious?!
i LOVE the Jonas Brothers!
if this is true, ill deff be going!
I'm sorry mate, but she has already made 50 times as much money as you will ever make. She can afford to be a twat and fuck up at the moment, while you can just write about it and sit there and giggle. As much as I HATE Avril Lavigne, shut the fuck up you cyber bitcher!!