Avril's Desperate Attempt
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Jonas Brothers
We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne!
Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets.
The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls.
With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell, but….
Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????
That must suck!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 23, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I just checked ticketmaster in Boston
Jonas Bros. Are playing 11 days before Avril at the same arena
Jonas Bros SOLD OUT
Avril up to 8 seats in any of the best sections of the arena are for sale (the floor is sold out oddly). If Avalon was open I'm sure they would be moving this show there
On another note, I've saw Avril in concert and she sucked balls. Big hairy ones at that. I enjoyed the opening act (Butch Walker) .. a million times more. So, needless to say.. it's nothing new that her opening act are better.
Her problem isn't really different from so many of the non-talented young teens who get to make ooogogs of money, but then bow out once they hit their 20s . . . Such as Britney Spears. All of the fans who "made her" have grown up, and so has their taste in music.
OMJONAS! thats stupid. she'll get PONED as the jonas bros would say. lol.
People, the Jonas Brothers will be the support act for the EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !! EUROPEAN TOUR ONLY !!
Re: sarah – ahaha you are soooo right sarah.
Re: utah – There is no getting around your intelligent and to the point comments with the stats to back it.
It must be very difficult for people to get around this. Thank you for pointing out the stats. If Avril was a football player she would be going to the Super Bowl.
Rock on Utah.
I saw the Jonas brothers live and they kept on playing the wrong notes one of them even wet his pants.
that really is the most random duo
is people on here saying she's a "hoe" and about how dumb it would be if she were pregnant.
are you not aware she is married unlike 75% of young hollywood that has kids these days?
if she wants to have a baby, let her.
and i've never actually heard a jonas bros. song. and from the way their fans act so very childish on this website, i'm never going to.
just maybe if she eats, she would have energy to give a better show.. bony heffer
ONLY LITTLE KIDS AND TEENY BOPPERS LIKE HER LAME ASS POP MUSIC!
PUNK MY ASS! YOUR ABOUT AS PUNK AS ASHLEY SIMPSON!
YAY!!! JONAS BROTHERS!!! WOO!
I love JB!
GRRRRRRRRRRR, The Jonas Brothers are TOO good for Avril.
Avril is on the bottom of the pop music food chain.
Ugh, can't stand her.
COME ON, JB!!! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT!
boys like girls rock.
avril's okay.
but the jonas brothers are the biggest fucking joke.
I wanted to see the Jonas brothers live but my mom said their too gay, one time they were a hour late making it the stage they obviously don't respect their fans (later I found out they were having sex with each other and doing coke).
Isn't she like 23 years old? WHy is she playing with teenage boy bands?
Gotta sting…
I think if she was a 15 yr old gay boy, then this story would be totally different. What happened Perez, she not give you in interview? boo hoo.
She wrote all the Jonas Brothers songs anyway, so they owe her!!!
Avril is pretty lucky to have those boys…without them her tour would suck! I would go just to see them and Boys Like Girls, then leave before she goes on.
[1]Re: adude[/re] 158835> How funny "adude"–I was at the Jonas Brothers SOLD OUT concert in Chicago on Fri night and they were great!! When's the last time Avril SOLD OUT a concert?
HOW DARE ANYBODY SAY ANYTHING NEGITIVE ABOUT HER, YOU WERE ALL CREATED FROM HER LOINS MAY SHE DESTROY ALL OF YOU! oh yeah jonas brothers suck.
wtf?
why would they open up for someone, and of all people avril lavigne, when they just sold out a head lining tour,
im confused.
I bought Avril tickets to see the Jonas Brothers in Europe =)
I am missing something here, Perass, why do, you not like her…….
JONAS JONAS JONAS
hahahahahahahaha it's so true.
the jonas brothers fans are going to leave after the jonas brothers are done so they can like… attack the stage and find them.
or something scary like that.
This website is dead! It's bad enough that it's recycled news, but now he doesn't hardly post anything at all.
Wow it sounds like perez is losing more "fans" by the minute oh well your 15 minutes is up I pity you.
Re: Punk Rock 4 Ever! –
by the way darling, i, am guessing you wil be at the Wynn, (staying) and if you really check your blogs , hook a sista up. I want to meet you.
blackbeauty
limo driver I am. The name says , it all.
kinda sad- you know, these people think their shit doesnt stink in the least- then all of a sudden the truth smashes her right between her fucking eyeballs- its really over! i wasnt the MOST incredible mothafucka' after all! whats that smell?
Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph…..!!!!!
That bitch is the sourest looking thing since lemons.
FUCK! I want hot pictures of her in a bikini you stupid dipshit make it happen or i'll hit you again!
I WANT TO GO! my three favorite people all togather.
for all the gay comments below, Avril ROCKS! she can sing a heck of alot better then the mean comments that were posted. she has been making music for over three years. and her concert will be awsome! woo hooo AVRIL
Both great singers!
God, how I wish I lived in the UK.
Fucking US.
i think im gonna go!! but i proabably gonna leave after JB and Boys Like Girls. i really like both of them but im not a huge fan of Avril!!! i like some of her songs but not a majority of them!! I love JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
umm arent they on their OWN tour right now?
CLARIFY perez!
Alright you guys, even though i'm not the biggest fan of Avril. . . atleast the jonas brothers have becomet hat big to be able to see out a fricking show that she couldnt even do. i mean come on, boys like girls, a help? think not. their great, just the jonas brothers would definitly sell out her tour and honestly, wouldnt it be so much better if she was a opening and back up act?
-> who can resist jobros? ojd is always huge, the whole concert is going to be fricking them. not whiney avril
it is pretty sad for her….but hey whatever to sell the tickets which im sure are going to sell like crazy now….i would go to her concert just to see them ….like seriously she only had one hit from this cd but watev
omg thats must totally suck!!!!but i guess that what happens when new stars like rihanna and chris brown and amy winehouse come out and become the favorites
Ugh
The Jonas Brothers need to get their asses off of her tour.
Although her pathetic marketing plan worked for me,
I want to go to the show now…
but I think I'll leave after Jonas and Boys Like Girls go on
Re: alex –
get a fucking life. don't put down skilled, talented artists
just because you have no talent at all. pretty pathetic how you waste
your time leaving a comment about them when you're
saying they suck.
Re: Jako – #129 - Jako says – reply to this
Re: Flowerbomb –NIRVANA is a musical act
U2 is a musical act
But both those bands are for sissy's like you fag face.
Miles Davis is a musical act!
Meshuggah is a musical act!
Frank Zappa….you get the point little girl.
Go back to watching MTV simpleton.
NIRVANA is a musical act
U2 is a musical act
Give it up.. grunge is out
I remember seeing Barenaked Ladies open for Blues Traveller. I felt pretty bad for BT when tons of people left after BNL! Avril won't even have a crowd to cheer for her!
Realy funny part is that a tons of people rushing to buy the ticket now in us and canada, when jonas brothers not will be on the tour there, they gonna be on the tour only in Euorpe. Muhahaha… And here in Europe we dont fucking know who the jonas brothers are, to crapy to be on European TV or Radio. I got a ticket for Avril and that´s what I want to see.
that's totally untrue..i don't know where you got that info but the jo bros are in the middle of their own headlining tour right now and have a new cd coming out in may which they will of course tour for. they will not tour with avril…especially as an open act.
if i ever went to a concert for her with the jonas brothers opening up, i would haul my ass out of there right when she came on.
Re: Jonas brothers SUX – thats not true you whore face!!!
GO SCREW YOUR MOM IF SHE THINKS THEY ARE SO GAY
THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT KINDA SHIT!
omgsh! i love the jonas brothers! and avril isn't that bad. i wish the tour was in the states!
Wow. I can't believe that Avril's having this much trouble. Sure, her music isn't incredibly original, but it's kinda fun. I'm glad that she added Jonas though… I'll actually go and try to cheer as loud for her as I do for them. We'll see how badly this turns out…
Re: Jako – Girlfriend was a good song? Is that a joke? Haha. Wow.
Re: ANNETTE – 90% of people at JB concerts are over 12. sell your ticket. it'll go for more than five dollars now, anyways
On tour with Avril and their chastity rings, they should all lose their blueberries three times a day to groupie jail bait.
well…i feel bad for the jonas brothers and boys like girls.
are they coming to canada too?
pshh. what the fuck.
and poor boys like girls getting stuck in all this.
LAME.
Re: Nick Jonas – youtr funny cuz u aint nick
id go to see the jonas borthers..but not her. where do i get tickets??
She sold out in South Africa at all her shows, I hope she has another tour in South Africa, and by the way the Jonas Brothers might be great for some of you, but in South Africa people hardly knows their names.
And don't worry you don't have to feel sorry for Avril, she has way more than any of us has. She doing good for herself. By the way, what a foul mouthed bunch of people are you to be thinking you have a right to crap on someone, try to leave some of your dignity in tact people.
Re: zane –
shut up leave JB alone and avril has only had one stupid hit and tha was s8ter boy and that was like wen i was in the 6th grade
Re: Jako –
well mybe if she was any good ahe wouldnt have to look for disney fans!!
she is a brat! i love JB
Re: ANNETTE –
shut up im 16 and i like the jonas brothers and i went to avril concerts when i was in the 6th grade so deal with it! they have fans that are mostly in their driving stages trust me i have been to alot of their concerts
Re: bob –
the jonas brothers told they were going on tour with her on acsesse hollywood
The pathetic haters on here should get off their fat asses and get a job already. Avril has sold 9 million cds already and her tour sold out in my city and it is not just tenny boppers going. Is the States and the economy so effed now by your lame ass President and fruit loops like Pigrez that all you do is act complacent bitch about celebs instead of throwing your lame ass President out for lying to you and bankrupting your country! Americans have to be the styupidest people on the whole entire earth. I am so glad I was never born there! The peiople there are just so stupid and complacent or should I say LAZY! Stop your hating yout lazy welfare bums and do something with your lives already!
dsadsdakj!
i was supposed to be seeing boys like girls this coming monday at soundwave festival
but no, they had to pull out otherwise they would miss first show of avrils
so annoyed
so its kinda weird
when i was youngerr and in her skaterboy days i loved avril lavine
and now i MORE than love the jonas brothers
but i think the jonas brothers should have stayed with rooney :/
whatever i still love them
not avril
Aww,poor thing….
I think the JB will save her show (:
Re: Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex – PEREZ GET THIS SELF PROMOTING LOSER OFF YOUR WEBSITE. NOBODY WANTS TO BUY HIS BOOK.
she SUXXXXXXXX and as for her being Canadian.. we could care less she doesnt even have TALENTTTTT! i bet i could rip a solo 10X better then her.. no wonder her tickets arent selling, she sings songs for teenyboppers and she "claims" to be such a badass.. hahah she just makes me laugh cuz shes a weirdooooooooooo…..
you are soooooooooo right, perez!!!!
people will cheer louder for JB than avril!!
i know i will!!!
bitch won't come to my city so shag her.
She has no talent. She should try acting like a grown up. how old is she like 30. She stinks….
She has no talent. She should try acting like a grown up. how old is she like 30. She stinks….
Re: Giggles – actually avrils had 6 number 1 songs
thats the most hit singles this decade from one artist
tying mariah careys 6 number 1s in the 90s
Remember Perez, that's what happened with the New Kids and Tiffany back in the day.
The Jonas Brothers will end up being the headliner.
But didn't she blow off her show or something not too long ago (dissing her fans) so that she could go to someone else's concert? I'm surprised anyone still likes her at this point, she's such a bitch to reporters, other celebs, and her fans.
She don't need help to the jonas brother…Ella es de las mejores
aww mannn.
I want the JB's to have their OWN tour!!
me and a friend are effing going to australia to see the JONAS BROTHERS, NOT EFFIN AVRIL.
jb iz so much betta then herr
HAHAHA! What a dumb bitch! That's so funny everyone will go to see the Jonas Brothers more! Maybe and hopefully she'll finally stop!
IM GOING TO THAT CONCERT! FRONT ROW BABY WOOOO!!!=]] ONLY 70 BUCKS CAUSE SHE NO FANS NO ABOUT JB YET HAHA
um question: are the jonas brothers coming to canada with her?
T-cells Perez. You should start counting them
I would go to her concert for them.
Peace, Lovee, Jonas.
Teff.
I don't like this really. She's so….premiscuous and JB is so very clean. I mean, they don't say words that she does in her songs…
i LOVE AVRIL AND i DON'T THINK THAT SHE NEEDS THE JONAS BROTHERS BUT EITHER WAS IT'S GUNNNA BE GREAT CAN'T WAIT FOR UR CONCERT HON!!!
actually according to Boys like Girls, this is false.
fact checking please, mmmmkay bye.
Re: kristen –
i know right? john just said it wasnt true in his bulletin. plus, there's been nothing posted by jb bout opening us 4 her. and the ppl that bought tix B4 checking the facts…..its ur own stupid fault 4 not making sure b4 u spend the money. i ALWAYS check 1st 4 just that reason. and blg is NOT manufactured! they came out with their cd b4 most ppl even knew bout them. they took it slow 4 a few yrs so they could get a fan fallowing by word of mouth and if ppl found them online or at a show. so they could conect with their fans and spend time with them. they just started makin it big last yr and they came out with their cd in 06…….b4 they started makin it big. they're the real thing and u dont know wat u're talking bout if say/agree that they're manufactured. i personaly knew bout them and luved them b4 blg released their cd. i've been a proud fan since early july of 06. i luved them wen it was "un-cool" according 2 alot of ppl who didnt even know who they were. i spent time with them and got 2 know them wen there wasnt 2 many fans yet. they are the sweetest most amazing guys ive had the privaledge 2 chill with. i miss those days………
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Avril is a cock sucking bytch who needs to die !
we all hate her fucken ass !
i bet u anything everyone will go see JB and leave right b4 she gets on…
she sucks ass she has no talent she needs to die !
JB FOREVER ! AVRIL IS NEVER !
JB FORVER !
AVRIL IS NEVER !
she sucks big time !
JB shouldnt even think about opening for her…
she needs to go cut herself and be in a little corner crying
ARE THE JONAS BROTHERS ONLY TOURING WITH HER IN EUROPE OR ARE THEY TOURING IN US TOO
SOMEONEE PLEASEEE ANSWERRRRRRR
ahhh cant wait!!!!
but they are only touring in europe
No, i dont like Avril, JONAS ROCKKKK
It's David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails all over again…saddddd…