Bitch Is The New Black
Filed under: Hillary Clinton > Tina FeyTina Fey made a triumphant return to Saturday Night Live this past weekend.
And, the funnywoman had a very important message for America.
Click here to check it out!
Posted: February 24, 2008 at 7:32 pm
If Hillary should not make it we now have the Nader train to board - NO OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!
She made some great points and was hilarious!!! I wish she was back on forever.
tina fey is amazing. she is intelligent, funny, well spoken and totally on point. go hillary!!!!
Awesome.
Go Hillary!
Well i'm not mad at her because had that been pro barack I would have commended her. One the other hand…Hillary just seems fake to me. I don't feel she would do a good job as Prez. She would just have the same foreign relations policies as Bush. Like i don't like you so I'm not fuccin' with u.
Hillary is gonna ruin the country even further. She just says what people want to hear.
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Hillary 08!!!
Bitches are the future! Stop being afraid of powerful women!!!!
HIGHLARIOUS
Get over it Perez. Hillary is going to lose, just shut the fuck up and back the Democratic candidate instead of giving fodder to the right wing.
haha. damn str8. that shizz was hillariouz!
Perez Hilton should be boycotted by the stars he runs after for created this political-racist-hate site, where they are allowed to attack Blacks and women
lets boycott perez!!! Stars should stop talking to this hate monger.
if obama wins the democratic nomination MANY of hillary supporters will flip to mccain (read the blogs)….the same would happen if clinton wins–obama people will flip to someone else or stay home & not vote…the democrats are SCREWED….unless these 2 run in a ticket together, the republicans will win AGAIN…;-)
um i loved this skit! i loved this you tube clip and i love that is is fucking spot on!!! if only america would listen to this clip and realize that tina fey is totally correct!
get into it bitches bitch is in fact the new black!
i would never back a candidate if s/he is the wrong person for the job REGARDLESS of my party affiliation….this is NOT about a party is about who is the most qualified person for the job….obama is not…hillary and mccain are….
Spouses should not be president!!! How sad for women that the 'first' real woman canidate running for president has to ride on the coat tails of her husband… can we get a REAL woman who doesn't have to rely on some man to get her where she is… Maybe Condi Rice for example. Women should be outraged that this "BITCH" is the person represnting them… Wake up america the only people voting for her are the OVER 60 crowd… that's not some one that I would want to be my president.
Americans have been abused by Pres. Bush, they are so pissed off at him that voters are choosing the exact opposite in Obama. I believe that our judgement is being clouded by disgust.. This is dangerous, especially in a time of war. Obama knows so little about the Military that at the debate the other night, he called a battalion leader a Captain. Battalions are led by Lieutenants.. This is common chain of command that is elementary to any Senator, Congressman and President. That is scary that the "Demacratic Frontrunner" does not have any idea how the Military works or is run. This is not a scare tactic, its reality in our world… right now.
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Re: blancbabe – Ha! SO RIGHT!!!!
That. was. AWESOME….!!!
Re: Mel – Mel at 98, He is also a closet crackhead and closet fag. Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
Re: Alicia – Hey Alicia at 119. Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
wow, that was incredibly unfunny and awkward. what a disappointment. she could've taken that many good places and she totally dropped the ball.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE TINA FEY! HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!!! BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!
Tina - you are the BEST!!! Way to GO - Let's Get Hillary to the White House!!!!
You are so smart and funny!!!!!
Part 1 of 4. My name is Larry Sinclair, (True), I was born in S.C. (I am not and have not been a resident of S.C. since 1975).
Please understand that the names of the driver, limo company and my hotel are not being disclosed at this time due to the threat of retaliation against them and or their businesses. I assure you they will be forthcoming at the appropriate time.
I was in the Chicago area from November 3, 1999 thru November 8, 1999 to attend the graduation of my God son from the Great Lakes Navy Training Center outside Chicago. While out for a night on the town, I hired a limo. After expressing to the limo driver that I wanted some company for the night with someone who knew Chicago, I was introduced to Barack Obama by my driver at a bar on Rush street. Mr. Obama and I had a few drinks and talked for about an hour or so at the bar. I mentioned to Mr. Obama that I could really use a couple of lines to wake up, as I was really tired but I wanted to do a night on the town while in Chicago. Obama asked if I was referring to coke and I stated I was. Obama then stated he could get it for me.
Part 2 of 4. After Obama made a phone call, we left the lounge together in the limo I hired. Obama instructed the driver as to where we were going. After about what felt like a 30 or so minute drive we stopped and Mr. Obama got out after telling me he would be right back. Obama returned to the car after about 5 minutes had passed, at which time he pulled a packet out of his pocket and handed it to me. I took a CD case I had in the limo with me and put out three lines of cocaine on it. While resting the CD case on Obama's leg and taking a rolled up dollar bill, I snorted one line. During my conversation with Obama, I had made it very clear that I was openly gay. In my lifetime, I have always been good at judging whether or not a person is interested. My instincts told me that Obama was interested. After snorting the first line, I used my right hand to rub Obama's left leg up to his crotch. After Obamaa became aroused, I snorted the second line. While snorting the second line, Obama had undone his pants and had his semi erect ***** pulled out of his pants. Obama then began rubbing his fingers through my hair and then cupping the back of my neck. Obama pulled and pushed me to and down to his semi-erect *****, placing his ***** in my mouth.
Part 3 of 4. As I began to perform ******** on Obama I noticed him pulling out another packet from his pocket along with a glass cylinder. Obama asked to borrow my lighter. As I came up off of Obama's ***** to hand him my lighter, I see Obama placing a crack cocaine rock in a glass pipe. Obama asks me if I want to smoke it and I inform him I only snort, I do not smoke it. Obama then stated that smoking crack makes him harder and hornier longer. Obama then pushed my face back down into his crotch. I returned to performing ******** on Obama while he smoked the crack pipe. After smoking the crack pipe, Obama began running his fingers through my hair in a soft, sensual manner using his fingertips to trace over the outline of the ridges of my ear on the outer and inner edges; massaging the back of my neck, rubbing my face, holding my head in his hands in the most sensual manner I have ever known.
Honestly, there is nothing wrong with Hillary being a bitch. She would not be where she is right now if she wasn't one. But there IS something wrong with her doing a lot of shady/stupid stuff (voting for Iraq war without reading 2002 prewar report, supporting NAFTA, making lame racist jokes, taking hella money from ex convicts that her husband pardoned while he was president, taking the most money from special interests group out of all the candidates running then claiming that corporations are paying billions because they're representing "the people", working as a corporate lawyer sitting on the board of Walmart, STAYING WITH HER LYING, CHEATING HUSBAND). Hillary Clinton is not a good example of feminism, and I would not want my daughters looking up to her as a "strong" woman. It sucks that she is the first serious female presidential candidate we have, but it doesn't feel that way. All of the beautiful and great qualities I associate with women, she does not possess. The Clintons are shady as heck, and Hillary will do anything to win. She runs such a negative, whiny-bitchass campaign against Obama.
Obama '08!!!
BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!! DONT BE FOOLED BY THE OBAMA DELUSION!
HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT
LOVE TINA FEY, LOVED IT!
Hilary is the answer in 2008. Thank you Tina Fey for calling out the media and stating the simple obvious. We need Hilary to step in fast. Coupled with Bill's experience, how can you not like the 2 for 1 deal!?
Obama is the future, but…
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Part 4 of 4. Obama lights the pipe a second time, and afterwards lowered his pants completely to his ankles, while telling me to suck his balls, to lick under his balls and sack.
I continued to perform oral sex on Obama for what seemed like eternity. When Obama had his orgasm he pulled my face up and gently kissed the small of my neck. I laid back and rested against his chest as Obama smoked the pipe a third time. I then did another three lines of coke and stood up out of the sun roof. As I was standing up out of the sunroof, the wind blew off a baseball style cap that was given to me by a very dear friend. I told the driver to pull over, I got out of the limo and ran down the freeway to recover my cap.
Shortly after recovering my cap, after having a couple more drinks in the limo, we (both Obama & I) decided to call it a night. It was decided that the driver would take me to my hotel first and return Obama to his car after dropping me off.
I told Obama I really enjoyed myself, enjoyed meeting him and hoped to be able to visit Chicago and him again soon. Obama told me he enjoyed himself and no one has ever "sucked" him as good in his life.
Larry Sinclair
Could Tina make it any more obvious the ONLY reason she's for Hillary is because she's a woman? Lord…
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I dont want a black president because The majority of black people are ignorant and want to keep it real instead of doing the right things. Keeping it real black people dont even like Successful Blacks..lol They hate oprah and call her a sellout because she doesn't agree with hip hop culture..Why should we have a black president when black people dont want to stop calling eachother the N word
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THIS IS AWESOME. Funny, and Tina is kick ass! I love Obama, but I also dig Hilary. I agree.. PEREZ MAKE a SHIRT that says "BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK"
Bitch is not the new black. However Black will be the new president. DEAL WITH IT!!! What was that you called yourself? BITCH!!!!!!!
The person I blame for all this OBAMA Madness is OPRAH.
I have admired Oprah for many years-ever since she was just getting her start on Broadway with her one woman show. I rooted for her when she got the Color Purple role and all the way to Rich&Famous. I NO LONGER have respect & admiration for Oprah. She has decided to activly support OBAMA for president. Oprah is a closeted lesbian and we all know OBAMA DOES NOT feel Gays are EQUAL. This OPRAH/OBAMA lovefest seems to have started after one of Oprah’s fans publicly started a national campaign to have OPRAH run for president…even though OPRAH publicly turned it down - It seeems like she now feels she has the GOD GIVEN Right to decide (or dictate) who will be the next US President…OPRAH please stick to Television and let us choose our President…maybe you’re worried that another woman might win and then you won’t be the most powerful woman in America.
Also,
Not only has OBAMA done crack & cocaine in the past but he is also BISEXUAL and he got a blowjob in 1999 by Larry Sinclair in his limo.
Obama is the media's DARLING and he can do no wrong.
Some swear he is a PHROPHET
Others say he is the Second Coming.
I say he is the NEW Jim Jones and we are his cult followers…will someone please start mixing up the KOOL-AID so we can all take That DRINK!!!
SNL soooooooooo needs to be cancelled. It's lame.
Re: Phatter Fat –
No, that would be Barack!
Freakin' awesome and on the ball, as always!
bitch needs to shut her femenist yapper and let the people decide who they want to vote for on their own. We dont want Hillary bc shes a wana be and she doesnt have the ability to bring about the change that this country needs. Let us decide. Not you, not Oprah, US. Cast your vote as you wish Tina and so will we.
I LOVE TINA FEY! that was truly hilarious!
How can you not love Tina Fey! Welcome back, girl!!
WHY is it that anytime someone brings up Obama's past (Admitted) Drug Use- All of his supporters TOTALLY IGNORE the issue…they never agrue it.
Have you guys noticed that too!
I think they avoid Obama's Drug Issue because deep down inside they agree that it's NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR for a US PRESIDENT…I really think that's it.
Tina Fey might have wrecked her career, Her show was hardly being watched and now she may lose half of the few audience she has.
Politics is dirty Tina you should have kept out.
Bitch is the new black———–absolutely the dumbest ass thing I've ever heard!!!! Sounds like they're trying to turn Hill into a black woman. Or turn Obama into a woman. STUPID—STUPID—STIPID
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go hillary !
Re: IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Hey number 81. Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
Re: THE TRUTH – He 74, check out the REAL Truth. Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
I MADE A REQUEST AND YOU POSTED IT! NOW LET'S HELP HILLARY AND STOP OPRAH/OBAMA!
I LOVE PEREZ!
WOOOOOOO!! I love Hillary and Tina!!
Lets go Hillary!! Win this one!
ANYONE NOTICE, HILLARY IS LOSING HER MIND THE MORE DESPERATE SHE GETS. ONE DAY THANKING OBAMA, NEXT DAY YELLING ABOUT A STUPID MAILER (THAT WAS TRUE), NOW SHE'S LAUGHING AT ANYONE WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR HER DURING TODAY'S STUMP SPEECHES.
HILLARY IS THE NEW BRITNEY
TINA FEY IS AN IDIOT!!!
The kind of people who watch her show are the one who will vote for Obama, so she should shut up and get back to acting stupid.
I plan to stop watching her stupid show.
Re: PaulaP – Not if the Michigan and Florida delegates are counted… She will win big BITCHES>>>
Bitches is the new black./////
hmm.. I used to really like Tina Fey…
Until now.
LET PEOPLE VOTE FOR WHO THEY WANT TO VOTE FOR. Dont try to use your "celebrity" to sway people. Jeez.
WORD
Awesome! Go Hillary.
I loved this little skit.
B*tch IS the new Black!
SHE IS THE BEST FEMINST EVER!
Re: Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex –
IF THIS COMES OUT WHEN HE STAND AGAIN MCCAIN, THE DEMOCRATES ARE FUCKED.
PLEASE VOTE HILLARY, OBAMA WILL NOT WIN AGAINST THE REPUBLICAM=NS, VOTE WITH YOUR HEADS YOU MORONS.
Oh sh!t I didn't even realize people still watched SNL, cause I sure don't. Tina Fey and Perez Hilton should stay out of politics. I'm not voting for someone just b/c someone who doesn't even matter "cough" Perez "cough" wants me to. Puh-lease
What an insult saying Hillary is the first woman running for President - apologize to Geraldine Ferrar you idiot. And while you're at it, insinuating that Obama's wife is not as smart as Billy Blow-Job Clinton, is truly ignorant. Tina Fey is obviously on drugs!!! Yeah, we would all be much happier with a fucking bitch leading our country. That's what we need…. NOT!!!!
What an insult saying Hillary is the first woman running for President - apologize to Geraldine Ferrar you idiot. And while you're at it, insinuating that Obama's wife is not as smart as Billy Blow-Job Clinton, is truly ignorant. Tina Fey is obviously on drugs!!! Yeah, we would all be much happier with a fucking bitch leading our country. That's what we need…. NOT!!!!
That was really silly! Just because someone is a bitch doesn't mean they should be president, for instance, Tina Fey (apparently) = Bitch, however, she's just not qualified! Ok I'm joking. In reality though, Obama is the change agent, Hillary is more of the same. Either one are better than McCain though.
its sad when a commedy show makes better judgements than the leading new agencies. Go hillary
HILLARY IS NOT OVER OPRAH IS!
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Hillary 08
Bitch is the new black!!!!!!!
That is so true. The Bitch is the new Black. We are going to kick this little baby butt, he want to hang with the grownups, he still has milk breath. Now he want to run for President, I don't think so, dude, you have to earn your stripes. As the saying goes, SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE WORKING WITH!!!!
damn i miss her on snl….viva la Tina!!!!
I'm so tired of this F**cker infiltrating his messages about Obama. First of all…lets look at history ok? Who is scandal free nowadays? EVEN IF Obama did have gay sex in a limo? Bill Clinton had sex with another woman at the WHITE HOUSE! Bill, George..have all admitted to some type of drug or alcohol use. WHo cares?! No one is perfect. But I don't believe this stupid guy anyway. Why after all these years is he barely saying something about it?
Hey TINA's SMARTER SISTER- you are one stupid cow.
It's spelled FERRARO with an O at the end.
Ferraro WAS NOT the running for Predident but was running as Vice President.
Get a clue dummy!!!
Wont be watching SNL ever again - fuck that slut whore bitch!
luuuuuuuuuv tina fey! Where can I pre-order the "Bitches Get Things Done" t-shirt??!?!
not you too, tina fey…. seriously we don't need celebs or mindless drones like perez stuffing their candidates down our throats
amazing. LOVE. IT.
She was not funny. Weekend Update is better without her, but she is funny on 30 Rock…….wait, no she's not. Everyone else is, and she feeds off them. She's just not funny.
AWESOME. Love Tina Fay!
thanks tina for calling out all the sexist scumbags who hate women and hate hillary. HILLARY IN 08! oh yeah..obama also hates jews, whites and gays.
BITCHES GET SHIT DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, Obama smoked crack with that man, that's why he came clean about his drug use early his campaign. If America elects a crack head over Hillary, I'm done. For all you African Americans stop voting for Barack because he's black, he didn't even show up to the Black Causus, so please. All of my hoodrats friends are voting for him and they don't know shit about his policies. Vote Hillary 2008!!!!!
VOTE FOR REAL CHANGE!
the END to PATRIARCHY!
Go HILLARY!
Bitch is the new black! I fuckin' love it!!!
ANYONE WHO FINDS THIS TO BE FUNNY HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOUR.
Fuck You Perez.
i love this!!!
AMEN! BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK.
i like both Obama and Hillary, and i am sure Obama will win.
but I don't understand why Hillary is refered to as a 'bitch.'
it has to be that:
men are afraid of her (you know you are, her husband is)
and you other women who call her a bitch? jealous. (you know you are)
This guy is getting his message out about Obama having homosexual relations with this guy Larry, I believe him. Obama has a little sugar in his tank.
I can't believe you replayed that stupid ass segment! Tina Fey needs to STFU. This really turns me off SNL.
totally agreed with her
bitch is the new black!
yee haa .. tina's back .. amy's a bitch .. hillary is cool .. obama had gay sex .. i'm over the moon .. thank you perez mummy .. obama = slinky black minx sucking on cox .. yay yay hooray yay .. pass me a bump bitch .. snnnnooorrrrttt
Bitch IS the new Black!!! Go Hillary!!!! Keep fighting!!! Your up against The Media and Obama. You can do it!!
The funniest part is that she called the Clinton's intelligent!!! Haha Tina Fey is funny.
Re: Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex – is that so terrible? are we concerned with the past or the future?
WOW I LOVE IT! COME ON HILARY FOR PREZ!!
to bad obama is going to take it
So glad to see Tina doing Weekend Update….SNL needs her back permanently. BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK! Holla!
Re: Lisa –
black "causus"? and you're telling people how to vote?
Re: blancbabe –
or how about thinking for yourself?
haa, thanks!! i loved it the moment i saw it last night.
PREACH IT SISTER!!!
Lovin' it! Finally people in the media steppin' out for HRC!
Funny… but Obama is still the right choice for America. Hillary is a wolf in sheep's clothing… watch out for her!