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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Jessica Alba

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Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!

Hey, at least she's smiling.

Jessica Alba is pregnant, and even her baby is embarrassed with her Academy Awards outfit.

Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

380 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. Amanda says – reply to this


    101

    I actually like it!

  2. billie says – reply to this


    102

    Re: Ariella

    Yeah because sienna miller created this hairstyle you are ridiculous.Perez you
    should calm down bitch she is not a murderer or an evil person i don't really like her but she looks really good here she's pregnant too.

  3. Sher says – reply to this


    103

    When do you say anything delicately Perez? Lol~ Just OUT WITH IT!

  4. jai says – reply to this


    104

    I think the dress is very pretty, those others you said were winners are ugly as fuck! You just dont like jessica alba. Grow up Perez, your acting like a little bitch

  5. aldkfj says – reply to this


    105

    she looks like a beautiful, hot mama! OW!!! Muy Caliente!

  6. billiee says – reply to this


    106

    Re: Ariella

    Yeah because sienna miller created this hairstyle you are ridiculous.Perez you
    should calm down bitch she is not a murderer or an evil person i don't really like her but she looks really good here she's pregnant too.

  7. jenny says – reply to this


    107

    she looks fat.

  8. perez is a haterr says – reply to this


    108

    she looks gorgegous and happi stop hating on her u stupid retard

  9. Cara says – reply to this


    109

    I think she looks gorgeous. Her hair looks great, as does her hair and makeup.

  10. amelia says – reply to this


    110

    I love this dress, it's Marchesa Fall 2008, the whole collection is awesome, it was a great style choice.

  11. vetusvates says – reply to this


    111

    Beautiful dress, beautiful color,…And hair done. Perfectly. A beautiful young woman. The very opposite of a Spears or Lohan or Hilton.

  12. Jerri Blank says – reply to this


    112

    SPELL CHECK if you are going to be rude.

    Plumage looks breat on birds - not movie stars!

    Should be:

    Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!

    She looks great.

  13. i love perez! says – reply to this


    113

    She looks beautiful! You have bad taste, perez!

  14. JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this


    114

    She looks fabulous!!! Come on Perez, on her absolute worst day she looks a hundred times better than you do on your best day.

  15. annaaaa says – reply to this


    115

    um, p. i think ur jealous, i think it's a stunna

  16. TwistedSister says – reply to this


    116

    Actually, I think she looks lovely, except for her hair. What's with the hair?

  17. ahdm says – reply to this


    117

    Well, you are a celebrity now….so I guess we can start with you. Your style (or lack of it?) sucks. You are fat and do not wear anything to "better" your body. Most of the time you luck dirty. Your pets are hideous, and surely are badly fed like you. Your voice is unpleasant and speak with the skills of a retard. Go back to school (were you ever there?).
    You have no idea of what style is and have no idea of current fashion trends. That makes your fashion statements and critique totally questionable. The real BIG names in the industry have not given you time for an interview since they acknowledge you are the backyard of the entertainment business. Yes, you make money but have you done something relevant in your field? Having millions of imbeciles logging on your site every day (yes, I am here too, one has to also see the bad movies to value the good ones….do not know if you get this………) is a great acchievement? You are only demonstrating how empty this generation is. Me das realmente pesar la mayor parte del tiempo. Que desperdicio. Habias comenzado tan pero tan bien……

  18. V says – reply to this


    118

    I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CONSIDER HER TO BE A MOVIE STAR……….SO WHO CARES!!!

  19. Christine says – reply to this


    119

    perez you are so harsh. The dress is stunning as is she. Dude you need counseling for this issue, let it gooooooooooooooooo!

  20. Carrie says – reply to this


    120

    Yeah I totally disagree with Perez - I though she looked gorgeous - love the dress, love the hair, love the earrings - it just all worked

  21. bunny says – reply to this


    121

    She look's GORGEOUS you FAT BASTARD!!!!

  22. eva says – reply to this


    122

    SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND MUCH PRETTIER THAN JHO SO GET OVER IT!!!!

  23. Laura De says – reply to this


    123

    The color is wonderful for her, and the picture doesn't serve her much justice. It looked much better than this picture.

  24. Christine says – reply to this


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    It's just fine! If Madonna or one of your other favs was prego and wearing it, you'd rave. I wonder what you'll say once her baby is born. You're such a dick!

  25. Kiz says – reply to this


    125

    The dress I like, the colour just sort of reminds me of an early 80's curtain…

  26. Lesley says – reply to this


    126

    I like the dress, just not her hair.

  27. Anonymous says – reply to this


    127

    Personally, I don't like that bracelet and I think she should have worn a necklace, but I have to say, she looks good. The dress might have looked better without that fur thing, but it's still nowhere near "hideous," Perez. Interesting style, beautiful color, just hope she didn't trip on it.

  28. Donna L. T. says – reply to this


    128

    I love her dress. Hair & makeup looks great-she is smiling A+

  29. littlemissbad says – reply to this


    129

    I think she looks good considering she hates who she is…

  30. m says – reply to this


    130

    I disagree…I love this dress on her…I think she looks great!

  31. anna says – reply to this


    131

    i think she looks good…better than penelope cruz

  32. ewwwww says – reply to this


    132

    she looks like crap all that money and thats the best she could come up with please

  33. Leggy says – reply to this


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    Are you fucking retarded? Both she AND the dress look STUNNING. (!!!)

    I seriously think you need your eyes checked, you tasteless fruity fat-ass.

  34. Robin says – reply to this


    134

    she looks beautiful you pink-haired, tight-clothes wearing, zitted-assed, mr. Ed- lookin, baby boy-ass-raping, still-gnawing-on-your-fat-mother's-sausage tits, cunt mother fucker

  35. Danielle says – reply to this


    135

    What the hell are you guys talking about, that dress is gorgeous and she looks gorgeous in it!

  36. The dress: AWESOME The hair: not so much says – reply to this


    136

    I love that dress. Marchesa is so hot right now. However, she should've done something with her hair. Definately needed to be up to show off the neckline but should've done soft loose curls in a sideswept pony or something. Not so tight and Princess Leah on top.

  37. nz1jvb says – reply to this


    137

    Can't tell perez is the bologne chaser……She looks HOT! in whatever she wears

  38. JSusan says – reply to this


    138

    What the hell do you know Perez? You have zero fashion sense. She looks amazing. Stop being so negative.

  39. Lindsey says – reply to this


    139

    This has been my favorite dress so far…try being a little more objective…we know you don't like her.

  40. Meg says – reply to this


    140

    Oh Pretzel! I know that you don't like it but come on…! She looks STUNNING. Just beautiful. Hell I hate her too but I can't deny thAT SHE LOOKS GREAT HERE. Penelope did not look half this good.

  41. No One Will Care says – reply to this


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    I can't imagine what life is like to live when you have so much hate inside that some bloggers have. Those people with so much hate inside should do themselves and others a favor and go jump off a cliff. The rest of the world would really appreciate it if you did since we'd be much better off without you.
    Peace out!

  42. Sarah says – reply to this


    142

    haha perez, you just don't like her.

  43. raisa says – reply to this


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    I'm really starting to lose respect for you Perez…you get it in your head that you hate some people for no apparent reason, and then you dog on them no matter what they do. I think she looks great, and you seriously need to lay off those people that you grind into the ground for no fucking reason. It's not very mature of you, especially since you have a pretty fucked up style sense yourself. Hello Kitty shower cap? Don't ever try to start trends! I really like your site and everything that you have to say normally, but I just don't get why you say you want the best for most celebs but pick certain completely normal people and have to screw them over so much.

  44. arepita says – reply to this


    144

    fugly!

  45. John Lennon says – reply to this


    145

    She looks very classy and beautiful. Perez you're an idiot!

  46. erin kristine says – reply to this


    146

    i freakin love her and i think she is the most beautiful woman in hollywood…..but this dress could do without the feathers…..love the hair though, and cartier is always classsyyyy

  47. Kris says – reply to this


    147

    Your nuts I think she looks beautiful

  48. LOVE IS THE ANSWER says – reply to this


    148

    This is a perfect example of how hatred can alter and pervert your reality. Nearly any sane person would think Jessica Alba is a gorgeous, pregnant woman. However those people who are blinded with hatred, like Perez, can somehow view someone as beautiful as Jessica as "hideous". Hatred alters and skews viewpoints no matter what the subject. Hatred for people of different races, religions, groups, nationalities all pervert that persons reality for the worse. This information is something you will never learn in school so never forget this information. HATE is humankinds enemy. Remember that LOVE is the answer.

  49. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


    149

    She looks better than the Crow Plucker P Cruz !

    Jessica is having a baby, what excuse can the Crow plucker use ?

  50. Go eat some ice cream, you're too uptight says – reply to this


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    She's more preoccupied about not gaining an extra ounce than she is about becoming a mother. she's hispanic so she'd better worry, she's gonna get HUGE.

  51. Stuck up Don't Call Me Latina says – reply to this


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    Hey, Latina! Too bad you're such an arrogant bitch. Habla Espanol?

  52. Nat says – reply to this


    152

    Well… It's probably not her best outfit… but she doesnt look that bad… On the upside, I think she looks beautiful pregnant. =)

  53. amandadanielle says – reply to this


    153

    i would expect that from someone who can't stand her! Get over it Perez she looked beautiful and she was glowing in that dress!!

  54. Nova Scotia Girl says – reply to this


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    Just because YOU don't like her doesn't mean she looks bad…I think she's one of the best dressed. she looks absolutley beautiful!! and the colour of the dress completley complements her skin tone!
    get some fashion sense
    …note..I'm surpised Tory Beckham and the Cruise families didn't show!!

  55. Perez has the worst style says – reply to this


    155

    What?? She looks gorgeous Perez but that's okay seeing how your sense of style is so nasty I can see you making mistakes here and there

  56. Steve says – reply to this


    156

    Quit drinking your hateorade! She is pregnant and looks wonderful! I dont like the fact she hates being latin but let it go already man, use your venom elsewhere, its getting really old reading about how you dislike her, just stop showing her pics if u dislike her so much.

  57. VickiR says – reply to this


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    i like it alot.

  58. amandadanielle says – reply to this


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    Re: Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex – i'm really gonna believe something that was posted on a porn site. if ur gonna talk smack find a better place to get your facts!! OBAMA 08 BABY!!

  59. Eve says – reply to this


    159

    I dont know what your seeing but I think that dress is very pretty!!!

  60. melissa says – reply to this


    160

    i think she looks absolutely gorgeous, and the color is gorgeous aswell.

  61. shutupperez says – reply to this


    161

    what is your problem, Perez? She looks fine, you just can't stop hating on her. Shut up, Latinawannabe!

  62. vics says – reply to this


    162

    Perez she looks gorgeous - I know you hate her but you must be fair - she looks stunning

  63. CJR says – reply to this


    163

    As annoying as it is, the girl would look good in a paper bag.

  64. allthatjazz says – reply to this


    164

    get over it perez! she's HOT and fierce and it kills you ;) you have grossly misinterpreted this woman's stand on her race and upbringing and have taken offense to an ill-informed delusion. too bad you can't see through your backwards logic and give her the credit she deserves.

  65. john says – reply to this


    165

    i think she looks beautiful, why do yall have to hate? always so critical about everyone, look at yourself.

  66. JC says – reply to this


    166

    It's a shade of purple, so I like it!! She's still pretty.

  67. oh oh oh says – reply to this


    167

    Re: Loathe Hillary – BACK OFF BITCH!
    HILLARY IS THE BEST!
    HILLARY IS THE BEST!
    HILLARY IS THE BEST!

  68. SJS says – reply to this


    168

    I think she looks beautiful.

  69. piper says – reply to this


    169

    Beautiful color,but she looks yuck!! Dif dress style and it would have been a winner.

  70. shes a cunt says – reply to this


    170

    i thought she looked okay but she was a FUCKING CUNT during her interview. of course people are going to ask her about her pregnancy…what else would they ask her about? her oscar nods? please! she really didn't even need to be there!

  71. I'm just sayin...... says – reply to this


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    Who the hell cares how she looks (that being said she does look beautiful) the most important question is WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING THERE? Isn't this the same girl who was nominated for a bunch of razzies recently? What happened to earning your way in this business? Everyone and their grandmother showed up at this year's Oscars. Not so much of an honour if you ask me. All you need to do is end up on a bunch of magazines and make shit movies because you don't have much talent AND still get invited to the most prestige event in the business of acting. WTF??? I'm just sayin…..

  72. its aight says – reply to this


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    the color goes nice with her skin i think the feathers fucked it up

  73. Joannie says – reply to this


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    Seriously Perez, this is getting tiresome !
    leave her alone her dress look nice her hair too everythin! there is nothing WRONG with her outfit…Its getting out of proportion you should really find a new victims…wow pathetic as usual

  74. tarajean0627 says – reply to this


    174

    that is a beautiful dress! You just have to find something to hate on. Don't be a hater!

  75. casey says – reply to this


    175

    i dont know what you're talking about…..she looks great, the dress is perfect

  76. missyl says – reply to this


    176

    she looks great, much better the P. Cruz.

  77. Shes ugly says – reply to this


    177

    she is sooo fugly! my bf just went blind!

  78. Mark says – reply to this


    178

    She looks great, she really does. Perez you just hate her, you jealous bitch

  79. Belissima says – reply to this


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    I REALLY, REALLY LIKE JESSICA ALBA'S DRESS. IN FACT, IT'S MY FAVORITE ONE OF THE EVENING.

  80. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS NICE…SHES PREGNANT FOR CHRIST SAKE…..I REALLY DONT SEE THE HYPE WITH HER BUT SHE LOOKS NICE IN THAT DRESS…NICE COLOR TOO

  81. Sarah says – reply to this


    181

    She looks fine.
    Perez, stick with gossip.
    Fashion is definitely not your forte.

  82. matt says – reply to this


    182

    she look amazing to me

  83. Jessica Alba = Perfection says – reply to this


    183

    Jessica Alba is still the hottest woman in Hollywood. She cancels out Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, as well as, Dita Von Teese and Natalie Portman in looks and in style.

  84. another mom says – reply to this


    184

    The dress is do-able but what with the hair?

  85. Domenic Antinucci says – reply to this


    185

    She is perfect. She is the hottest woman in Hollywood. No contest. No matter what she wears, she still is a 10+. Love her!

  86. Babs says – reply to this


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    Fool, she looks fantastic, great color on her.

  87. Keuna says – reply to this


    187

    Not liking it!

  88. Kelly says – reply to this


    188

    Looks like another Rami original!

  89. KBgurl says – reply to this


    189

    what??? she looks beautiful!!!!

  90. Ambie says – reply to this


    190

    I love it! And I love her!!!

  91. spike says – reply to this


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    I'd still do her

  92. Sara says – reply to this


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    She looks beautiful :) I think the dress is very feminine

  93. wj_topaz says – reply to this


    193

    she looks gorgeous, perez has no taste so funny that he thinks he is a fashion critic

  94. Nadia says – reply to this


    194

    I think you are the last person to talk about fashion, Perez. Look at yourself before talking.

    Jessica looks absolutely stunning.

  95. caitlin says – reply to this


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    i really like it, she looks awesome!!!!!!!

  96. John says – reply to this


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    Ugh i think shes so ugly even when she wasnt pregnant i never got the fuss over that bitch, shes nothing special cocky bitch get a fucking life you aint all that

  97. SC says – reply to this


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    She looks really good, you don't know what you're talking about

  98. Kate says – reply to this


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    Perez, Mario or whatever the hell your name is, you are not one to be giving fashion critiques! Look at yourself! She looked stunning! That is a beautiful Marchesa dress!

  99. april c says – reply to this


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    she looks amazing and I read her comments and think she is right, she doesnt want to be a latina influence like JLo or eva because she wasnt brought up in that culture. she said it best with Diaz…

  100. ZMS says – reply to this


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    i thought the dress was hideous from the moment i saw it….im suprised so many people like it…

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