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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Jessica Alba

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Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!

Hey, at least she's smiling.

Jessica Alba is pregnant, and even her baby is embarrassed with her Academy Awards outfit.

Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

380 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. momoko says – reply to this


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    I really hate that they keep putting her in movies. That bitch needs acting lessons.

  2. nasheen says – reply to this


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    Is anyone going to point out his spelling mistake? It's Great, not Breat

  3. tristan says – reply to this


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    It's a beautiful dress. Perfect. Perez, you have no taste. Don't you own a mirror?

  4. Kim says – reply to this


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    wow you are so wrong. PEREZ! this dress is so pretty! give her a break she is pregnant!

  5. Someone says – reply to this


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    I think it's a gorgeous dress…

  6. tatiana says – reply to this


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    latinaaaaaaaaaaaa asi diga que no…………
    antipatica….

  7. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are such a bitch. You loved the plumage on Pene Cruz, but you hate it on Jessica Alba.

    Get real. You're not judging the outfits… you're judging the people.

  8. shut up Perez! says – reply to this


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    This dress looks exactly like some of J-Lo's maternity outfits. I hate the fur or whatever it is, but give her a break. She is PREGNANT for crying out loud. You just don't like her because she doesn't embrace her Latino heritage.

  9. c says – reply to this


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    I think it looks good on her!! Your the worst dress critic on the face of this earth my god.

  10. aka_match says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are a hateful person! Jessica Alba looks gorgeous. Your judgement is severely biased because you dislike her for the dumbest reason. You need to get over yourself and drastically change your negative attitude towards people who make more money than you. Forget that, People in general! Shame on you!

  11. Raina Beeksma says – reply to this


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    I love her dress! I think she looks amazing!

  12. Rachelle says – reply to this


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    She looks beautiful. Perez, you're a moron.

  13. Lu says – reply to this


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    I love it.

  14. bianca says – reply to this


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    its amazing that this is marchesa- the same designer who made the GORGEOUS dress anne hathaway wore…

  15. Natalie says – reply to this


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    she looks BEAUTIFUL!

    Perez, seriously, you need to take that huge stick out of your ass when it comes to Jess… yeah she didn't want to take a picture with you, but can you blame her?

  16. liz says – reply to this


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    I think she looks fantasmic

  17. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    looks like a big bruse! :)

  18. amy says – reply to this


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    i think celebrities, and their stylists know better than YOU, dumbass

  19. Christina says – reply to this


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    Jessica is too cute. I am not into those feathers but other than that, the color is great and she looks wonderful!

  20. Sasha says – reply to this


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    As long as no animals were killed, I liked it!

  21. Notgay says – reply to this


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    your just gay perez…she looks fine!

  22. Cnote says – reply to this


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    I think the dress looks fab on her. I personally cannot stand Alba but the dress does look great especially since its a maternity oscar dress.

  23. grik says – reply to this


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    Well I don't love the dress either, but I will say the color looks good with her skin tone. She could have done much better.

  24. grik says – reply to this


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    Re: grik

    AND her hair and makeup look great. At least she spent some time getting ready for the event.

  25. cassie says – reply to this


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    it would be better with out the feathers

  26. heather says – reply to this


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    I like it, I think she looks gorgeous

  27. shayne says – reply to this


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    I think she looks good. You just don't like her. If it would have been on Ms. Dita Von Teese you would have said it was stunning.

  28. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Perez, stop hating on the mexican beauties!!!!!!! She looks hott!!!!!!

  29. kathryn says – reply to this


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    PEREZ THE PROBLEM IS THAT UR GAY AND SHE ISNT- THATS WHY HER OUTFIT LOOKS WEIRD TO YOU. I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE PRETTIEST AT THE AWARDS. FROM HER HAIR TO HER DRESS, SHE WAS GORGEOUS. I THOUGHT THE DRESS COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE FEATHER THING IN THE FRONT THO.

  30. SHOPGIRL says – reply to this


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    I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR HER, SHE SEEMS LIKE A SNOB. GET MARRIED ALREADY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD HAVING KIDS WITHOUT GETTING MARRIED FIRST. SHE'S MARRYING SOMEONE NAMED CASH, COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK.

  31. Brad says – reply to this


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    Wow. She could fit into any era with her dress and hair and overall look — that is a timeless, beautiful ensemble.

  32. Riley says – reply to this


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    My great, great grandmothers curtains !
    She looks horrid. Too much going on with that thing of a dress.
    The hair, bare neck?
    I just went back and looked again, I have nothing good to say.

  33. Ashley says – reply to this


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    i mean it kinda looks like my grandmaws curtins……

  34. fufu says – reply to this


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    i think she looks AMAZING!! wut the hell r u talking about

  35. andre says – reply to this


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    you are wrong! i Like it a lot and she's looking great in it!

  36. Watermelon says – reply to this


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    I think she looks gorgeous. I don't like her hair though. and that fluffy thing on her dress is not cute.

  37. Juni says – reply to this


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    What are you talking about, Perez? She looks completely fabulous!! And that colour really suits her…

  38. kristal says – reply to this


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    its GREAT not breat!

  39. AMO says – reply to this


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    Forget her dress; what's going on w/ her hair?! Braids only work on the Germans and girlscouts.

  40. Listerino says – reply to this


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    I think it looks stunning on her. Just because you don't like her is no reason just to bag what she wears.

  41. lilly says – reply to this


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    she looks beautiful. who the fuck calls a pegnant woman a cow? shes pregnant you idiots and she looks great

  42. Bri says – reply to this


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    She looks really good! You're just jealous Perez!

  43. MG says – reply to this


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    As Alicia said, this coming from someone who wore a hello kitty shower cap on the red carper. She looks fantastic!!

  44. Laura says – reply to this


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    I like the dress. Did anyone else notice the look of death she as giving Jon Stewart while he was doing the baby skit?

  45. Esmeralda says – reply to this


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    Not a good look for Jessica!

  46. Kang says – reply to this


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    she look so greatt!

  47. PP KISSER says – reply to this


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    4 WORDS….MOTHER OF THE BRIDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. P says – reply to this


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    She looks pretty. Much better than the elbow we usually see.

  49. Anne! says – reply to this


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    WTF
    I think she looks great.

  50. Stacy says – reply to this


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    So you thought Jennifer Garner's and Penelope Cruz's dresses were fab and this was fug, huh? I think your Alba bias is showing just a bit. Not to mention that Penelope's dress has just as much PLUMAGE as this one.

    Personally I love this dress especially considering she's pregnant. She looks fabulous.

  51. celebrity publicist says – reply to this


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    I hate this arrepentida bitch with a passion, but I gotta admit it's hot. And to the idiot who talks about actors who only care about their Latin heritage when they have something to promotre, look on the cover of Latina and you'll find clueless whore Jessica, who is adamant about not feeling "Latina" but keeps showing up on the cover whenever she has another shitteous movie to promote.

  52. M says – reply to this


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    I think even when we all hate her for denied her identity she look beautifull

  53. trink says – reply to this


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    red hat lady on crack.

  54. AleiCat says – reply to this


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    That bitch is such a fucking slut and fucked anything that moved; that's how she got roles!!! PLUS who in the fuck is her baby-daddy?? She needs to go on Maury! "_ You Are NOT the father!"

  55. hayley says – reply to this


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    i think she looks wonderful… why are you always ragging on her. she looks great.

  56. lolli says – reply to this


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    i dont like the girl either, but PEREZ STOP HATING, she looks good.

  57. crmlcooki says – reply to this


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    She Looks Great!! Perez is one person who should not judge clothes!!

  58. contradick says – reply to this


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    hmm. interesting comment about plumage, Perez, as penny's dress is also adorned with it.

  59. L says – reply to this


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    I don't love it but I don't hate it either. The plumage made the dress more appealing to me though.

  60. Tanya says – reply to this


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    Perez darling. She looks stunning. I love you, but you are far from able to judge. Considering you dress like someone has thrown up all over you. P.s Nic looked great to.

  61. vero says – reply to this


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    I just don't understand why such a bad actress was invited to such a prestigious event.

  62. Sister Midnight says – reply to this


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    That comment about her heritage was made months ago. Get over it already!

  63. aribeth says – reply to this


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    you're just jelous…she looks great!

  64. ellen says – reply to this


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    The dress concerns me less than her hair.

  65. p.grier says – reply to this


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    i think her dress was very nice. but when she stopped to talk to ryan seacrest on the red carpet, she was talking to him as if the media uses these prefixes in front of her name - "megastar" "superstar" "oscar winner" (let alone nominee) and like HE forgot..no boo..you are still about a b.minus lister, and not that i'm swingn' from ryan's nuts, but he produced the red carpet show; you were just walking on it and acted like the world was interrupting your dinner. bunk bitch. don't like her anymore..

  66. pixie says – reply to this


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    Ur CRAZY, P! This is an absolute HIT for Jessica. Give her a break.

  67. pgrier says – reply to this


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    Re: shes a cunt
    I SAID THE SAME THING!! she was acting like she's nominated for at least 10 of the nods..bitch, please. you're lucky someone wants to even talk to you, cuz even if you don't have cable, our eyes burned seeing you 'act' on fantastic 4…

  68. ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT! says – reply to this


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    The Burgundy color looks absolutely BEAUTIFUL on her. I think I would have plucked the feathers off of the gown and told the designer that I was allergic to them. ( but that's just me..LOL! )
    She came across as a very nice person and she carried herself very well.
    .
    PEREZ..you have absolutely NO fashion sense AT ALL! WHO in their right mind wears a "HELLO KITTY" shower cap to the BRIT AWARDS!! YOUR HAIR LOOKS JUST LIKE A MANDRILL'S ASS!! You would be the LAST person in the WORLD that should give fashion advice or to critique ANYONE!

  69. ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT! says – reply to this


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    The Burgundy color looks absolutely BEAUTIFUL on her. I think I would have plucked the feathers off of the gown and told the designer that I was allergic to them. ( but that's just me..LOL! )
    She came across as a very nice person and she carried herself very well.
    .
    PEREZ..you have absolutely NO fashion sense AT ALL! WHO in their right mind wears a "HELLO KITTY" shower cap to the BRIT AWARDS!! YOUR HAIR LOOKS JUST LIKE A MANDRILL'S ASS!! You would be the LAST person in the WORLD that should give fashion advice or to critique ANYONE!

  70. roho says – reply to this


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    ii actually love it :S:S:S is that just me??

  71. J. ALBA MUY BONITA says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. ARE YOU NUTS? THIS GIRL IS TOTALLY GORGEOUS AND HER DRESS IS GORGEOUS TOO. I KNOW YOU HATE HER AND ALL BUT HEY LET'S NOT LIE NOW. BESIDES I'M A LATINA AND I'M NOT MAD AT HER FOR HER COMMENTS. SHE'S YOUNG AND SHE'S CHANGING HER WAYS.

  72. J. ALBA MUY BONITA says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. ARE YOU NUTS? THIS GIRL IS TOTALLY GORGEOUS AND HER DRESS IS GORGEOUS TOO. I KNOW YOU HATE HER AND ALL BUT HEY LET'S NOT LIE NOW. BESIDES I'M A LATINA AND I'M NOT MAD AT HER FOR HER COMMENTS. SHE'S YOUNG AND SHE'S CHANGING HER WAYS.

  73. JLO-WANNABE! says – reply to this


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    This bitch is such a Jennifer Lopez wannabe!

  74. Me. says – reply to this


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    maybe the lining of the fur, but otherwise such a beautiful dress!

  75. matt says – reply to this


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    she looks ok you juz donne like her

  76. anastcia says – reply to this


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    pinche puta…eres mas prieta que la chingada!!!!!

  77. Daniee says – reply to this


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    C'mon, Perez….you know it! Albabitch looks terrific tonight! That colour really does a lot for her.

  78. TERI says – reply to this


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    THIS DIRTY FILTHY SPIC LOOKS HORRIBLE BECAUSE SHE IS A BITCH–SHE IS A WHORE THAT IS KNOCKED UP OUT OF WEDLOCK.

  79. Sweetiepie says – reply to this


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    Oh, Mario, you're just jealous.

  80. Me says – reply to this


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    Not a great choice for a beautiful gal. Neither is getting pregant. She's not married and was on the outs with her man. Sad.

  81. becky says – reply to this


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    Wait. "Movie stars"?!!?? Pluh-eeeeeeeze!

  82. OliviaNewtonJohn says – reply to this


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    Perez, I think you're actually quite mistaken on this one. I think the "plumage" gives the dress some nice detail and the color is gorg. I could do without the princess braid she's got going on, however. I wish I looked this good!!

  83. spiderdog says – reply to this


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    That's the happiest I've seen her look in a while; she looks like she feels good in the dress if u ask me…

    Off the subject, I also think she works out so much because she's terrified of looking pregnant or something and reeeally doesn't want to get out of shape. I intend to fully enjoy my pregnancy and indulge a bit. You know, take it a bit easy.

  84. just me says – reply to this


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    You are crazy! She looks sooooo beautiful!! She's got the 'glow'. Perfect dress.

  85. Lolita Loco says – reply to this


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    Perez needs glasses, she looks wonderful. Shame on you P!

  86. Steph says – reply to this


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    Whatever Perez, it's not like you're a fashion expert or something. :\ She looks gorgeous!

  87. KayBBY says – reply to this


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    ROFLS PEREZ,
    so SLACK! buh true! AHAHAHHAHA,
    FUNNY.

  88. Lyn says – reply to this


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    Perez dont let your grudge with Miss Alba cloud your eyesight! thats a beautiful gown & you would ve said so if you werent so vengeful towards her , she looks stunning

  89. Lindsey says – reply to this


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    I prefer this to jennifer Garner's and Pene Cruz's black monstrosities!!

  90. ff says – reply to this


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    Too harsh - you seem to be the only person to critcise her dress. You are going to have to get over this hatred of her, it's not healthy you know

  91. Lisa says – reply to this


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    The dress is beautiful Perez-I think are blinded by hatred.

  92. me says – reply to this


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    I THINK SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS .. ITS JUST COS U DONT LIKE HER U SAY SHE LOOKS HIDEOUS…

  93. SIERRA says – reply to this


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    Miss Jessica, i think your dress is pretty!! IF SHE WANNA HIDE HER BABY FAT THAT HER BUSINESS!!!! you media ppl are to dam poky for your own good, cause half of you all can't dress yourself!!!

  94. Catrin says – reply to this


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    I love it

  95. She's gorgeous! says – reply to this


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    If you want to call her a bitch, then yeah, she is. But give the girls some credit. I think she looks wonderful here.

  96. Jessi says – reply to this


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    She looks fantastic.

  97. Gusano Rojo says – reply to this


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    Yeah, P-fuck, we all give a rat's ass what you have to say about anything, much less about fashion and style. Are you eating crackburgers?

  98. Laura says – reply to this


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    I like that dress!!! she looks lovely and its only a little bit of feathers. Penelope's has some featheriness on it and you said she was the best dressed so whats wrong with featheriness on this dress??

  99. Jen says – reply to this


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    But you just said Penelope was the best dressed and she has "plumage" too!

  100. marie says – reply to this


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    i don't consider myself a fan of jessica alba, but i thought that she looked really nice at the oscars.

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