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If Only She Ate A Sandwich!

Filed under: Renee Zellweger

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Renee Zellweger's dress looked stunning at the Oscars on Sunday.

Her? Not so much.

We just wanna feed her!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

335 comments to “If Only She Ate A Sandwich!”

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  2. Samm says – reply to this


    102

    sweet bowl cut though

  3. Renee says – reply to this


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    This is why Angelina unvealed her 'new' bump.

    She ate Renee Zellweger.

    :O

  4. Karly says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, YOU'RE SO FAT AND UGLY…why don't you STOP eating sandwiches. Gordo feo culo roto!

  5. Gigit says – reply to this


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    Dude, her body is BITCHIN'! She looks hot!

    Her face is another matter…

  6. Jake says – reply to this


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  7. dd says – reply to this


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    OHHH NOW J HUDSON WAS TOO FAT

    RENEE IS TOO SKINNY

    LIKE WTF

  8. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Anyone else notice… wtf is wrong with her foot?? It's like a slug!

  9. Diego says – reply to this


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    EYES WIDE SHUT. WHO TO BLAME? NO ONE.

  10. Fizzle says – reply to this


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    I think she looks great. On the TV screen you can see she works out, has muscles. My idea of someone who is extremely thin, in a sickly way, is Keira Knightley.

  11. Dave says – reply to this


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    If you would stop taking all of her sandwiches away… Please Mary, when you can fit into a size 0 dress, then you can talk

  12. buzzzz says – reply to this


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    wow…she looks like a lolli pop

  13. eileen says – reply to this


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    this picture is terrible, but oh man shut up, she was gorgeous

  14. Oh shut up already says – reply to this


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    She looks stunning. But, her hairdoo is hideous! YUCK!!! Looks like a boy's hair!!

  15. butt says – reply to this


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    what the hell is up with her foot!?

  16. kristen says – reply to this


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    even her foot looks malnourished!

  17. oh oh oh says – reply to this


    117

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ BUT SHE LOOKS GREAT!

  18. RYAN says – reply to this


    118

    I REALLY THINK SHE'S STILL FAT!!!
    SHE LOOKS FINE IN THIS PICTURE…
    BUT HER ARMS LOOK HUGE ON TV!

  19. SAxlerod says – reply to this


    119

    FOR THE FIRST TIME, I HAVE TO SAY THAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD. I HOPE THAT SHE'S STOPPED THE TWITCHING AND OTHER INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENTS. I LIKE THE LOOK, ALL YOU KNOW BY NOW THAT I LIKE HOLLYWEIRDS CHICKS WHO HAVE THAT HOLOCAUST LOOK. SLIMMING AND WITH AN EATING DISORDER IS HOT!!!!

  20. Grace E. says – reply to this


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    What is up with the hair dos?

  21. Carla says – reply to this


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    God, she's so hideous!

  22. large marge says – reply to this


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    why is her face so scrunchy? botox? lemons? hm.

  23. Stefy says – reply to this


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    perez, stop eating her sandwich!

  24. beck says – reply to this


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    i wonder how many lemons she had to eat to get her face like that

  25. maria says – reply to this


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    haha, she has a funky foot.

  26. lolz says – reply to this


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    shes been clearly working out … a little over the top but who cares

  27. Helen Cates again says – reply to this


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  28. tatiana says – reply to this


    128

    I do not like her haircut..that's all

  29. Sarah says – reply to this


    129

    Look at her 'I'm beter then you snarl.' Amazing dress though

  30. Helen Cates says – reply to this


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  31. Christy says – reply to this


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    I think she looks like she has been working out a lot. She looks great!

  32. Helen Cates says – reply to this


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  33. Amanda says – reply to this


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    it's because she was with jack white, he dumped her because there was "too much to go around" and then married a super model whom he is still with (with two beautiful kids) her marriage failed and now she's alone :(

  34. nena says – reply to this


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    I am watching the Oscars now, and is anybody else noticing that there is something slippery on the floor in front of the podium where the actors go to speak? Miry Cyrus and Colin Firth both slipped in front of it. even Colin was making a big deal out of it and said, 'somebody clean that up!"

  35. Benetto Rigoletto says – reply to this


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    She looks beautiful, way more sophisticate than trailer trash Jennifer Garner. Renee has movie star looks and a rocking bod.

  36. cake says – reply to this


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    She looks unhappy and hungry.

  37. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Her hair sucked and she looked like she was on some serious drugs! Cute dress though!

  38. Fat Kuban queeer says – reply to this


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    She looks so beautiful, I CAN'T BELIEVE A FAT CKUBAN LOOMPA LOOMPA MADE(BEHIND HER) MADE IT TO THER RED CARPET, LOL.

  39. JP says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez, we all know you just want to fuck her………..

  40. MARK says – reply to this


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    GOTTA SAY, SHE LOOKED FANTASTIC, TRULY WONDERFUL!

  41. Grace E. says – reply to this


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    Re: nena – Totally john travolta just slipped too!

  42. raelene says – reply to this


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    her foot looks weird!!

  43. nice dress! says – reply to this


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    thin is good!

  44. j says – reply to this


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    she's not that thin at all, i don't know what you're bitching about perez. celebs like Paris Hilton, ANGELINA JOLIE, Cameron Diaz…they're all smaller than Renee. Personally, I can't stand her but my dislike has nothing at all to do w/ her weight. She just looks like a normal slender size to me. Not emaciated or anything

  45. perezhater says – reply to this


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    if you only stopped eating a sandwich you fat douche! Just remember, you will never get to an award show like this….loser!

  46. renelle says – reply to this


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    What's up with all the women with the crappy unbrushed hair? Almost all of them looked messy. Gee when you spend that much on a dress you run out of money for a hairdresser?

  47. Michael says – reply to this


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    Perez, this woman looks like a blood clot. I hate her, she should drink bleach ASAP!

  48. lex says – reply to this


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    isnt she from like bridget jones and chicago??

  49. Toots says – reply to this


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    "Uglier than a bushel full of puckered assholes"

  50. amber says – reply to this


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    she looks like a bobble-head

  51. FOOL! says – reply to this


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    uhhh, why would anyone call Jennifer Garner trailor trash??? you must be looking in a mirror.

  52. omg says – reply to this


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    HER HEAD IS PASTED ON THERE!

  53. x says – reply to this


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    she looks fine perez shut up.

  54. Nano says – reply to this


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    Give her some of your gordura, nena.

  55. grik says – reply to this


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    She looks like a tomboy playing grownup.

    Do love the dress. Maybe not on her. And whats with the ugly foot move?

  56. notsomuch says – reply to this


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    She always looks like she just sucked on a lemon

  57. amy says – reply to this


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    you just want everyone to be fat like you
    she's at a fine weight
    she looks gorgeous

  58. blablabla says – reply to this


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    Perez, you couldn't fit your THIGH into that dress

  59. Robin says – reply to this


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    her head totally looks photshopped onto her body

  60. Catie says – reply to this


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    wtf is her foot doing?

  61. Tinar says – reply to this


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    Butta face..

  62. g-race says – reply to this


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    it looks like her head isnt part of her body
    its strange

  63. JV says – reply to this


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    She is not too thin. She looks just fine. More women should look like her.

  64. jay says – reply to this


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    what are u talking about? she looks fine. if u choose a better pic not the worste. maybe u should diet. fat ass. when are gay ppl fat.

  65. Tiffany says – reply to this


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    I think she looks beautiful. She may be thin, but you can tell that she works out. I am 100% positive that if she had large breasts you wouldn't be saying this. Does anyone get what I am saying? Women with small breasts, that are already thin, would look "healthier" in certain people's eyes if they had larger breasts! That is just how people think! I think she is absolutely gorgeous.

  66. Realist says – reply to this


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    Who cares? Post pictures of the gorgeous Marion Cotillard. I could look at her all night.

  67. Michelle says – reply to this


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    geeez. enough about her head! its a bad angle!

  68. Carol says – reply to this


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    I think she sucked a lemon.

  69. Tb says – reply to this


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    I agree her head looks photoshopped on. She needs lessons on standing for pictures or something, yikes!

  70. aj says – reply to this


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    god, the academy awards are boring as FUCK right now.

  71. Riley says – reply to this


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    It seems her eyes get smaller and smaller everytime I see her.
    There like little slits, as if the sun is always in her eyes.

  72. jm says – reply to this


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    uhh..idk about you but SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN OBESE PEOPLE

  73. GORGEOUS DRESS says – reply to this


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    THE DRESS IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND HER BODY IS HOT…BUT HER HEAD IS TOO BIG AND SHE ALWAYS MAKES THESE FUNNY FACES LIKE IT's TOO PAINFUL TO TALK AND SHE WALKS ACROSS THE STAGE LIKE THERE IS A STICK UP HER WAHOOHAH!

  74. AngryWhiteGirl says – reply to this


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    Don't like her hair…

  75. Vanessa says – reply to this


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    I think she looks good, except her foot looks kinda funny…doesn't it?

  76. ally says – reply to this


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    is her leg broken?

  77. jackieo says – reply to this


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    She is beautiful!!!

  78. heather says – reply to this


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    You can tell this is photoshopped. Her waist was not that teeny on the show. It is just a convenient pic with a black background for someone to "take" away some dress/waist.

  79. Jules says – reply to this


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    I think she looks beautiful for once…poor thing will never be able to do anything with her hair so just give her a "gimme" on this one. BUT I do hope she has not swollered the anoxeria pill…just saying…….. OH the worst photo of her by far is her wedding to Kenny. She looked skin and bones and LOL! he looked better than her on their wedding day.

  80. CJOYLD says – reply to this


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    She looked kind of muscular too. Yuck.

  81. doilooklikeaslut says – reply to this


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    she just looks really fit but that haircut and makeup is pretty awful!

  82. NADINE says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. PPL STOP HATING, JEALOUSY IS NEVER A GOOD THING.

  83. lola says – reply to this


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    atleast shes not FAT! like 50% of the people who comment here and bash on skinny celebs while eating a big mac and a supersized coke and fries with a bag of chips…go break a sweat…

  84. kylie says – reply to this


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    thin is in…. STUNNING

  85. kylie says – reply to this


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    definately a THINSPIRATION

  86. kylie says – reply to this


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  87. rachelle says – reply to this


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    screw the sandwich, if only she'd brush her HAIR! and she just looks squinty and puffy all the time. but she IS a good actress.

  88. Gwen from Tempe says – reply to this


    188

    She looks like she's spent too much time with her eyes open underwater in an over-chlorinated pool

  89. dodger says – reply to this


    189

    Sstop being so mean people. she's totally hot!!! And rich and famous too. I want to be her.

  90. agentquill says – reply to this


    190

    Bobblehead!

  91. jmiz says – reply to this


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    Her body looks good you nerd!

  92. dodger says – reply to this


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    Hey Renee, you're sooo cute, and fabulous dress. Just a suggestion…. get some hair extensions. You have such a cute face and figure, I just think you'd look soooo amazing with long hair. Think about it…….

  93. xuszerep says – reply to this


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    She's soooooooooooooo ugly! I don't get her appeal at all.

  94. AMO says – reply to this


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    Easy bobblehead and that haircut is not for her.

  95. dodger says – reply to this


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    STOP WITH THE CRITISICISM. We're all just trying to get through this thing called life. She worked hard to look as good as she does. Give her some credit. The dress if AB FAB and so is her hair, and everthing else about her. Enough alredy with trying to make hurtful comments. How about some positivity. Keep rockin Renee. I love your movies. You couldnt be more adorable.

  96. erin krimian says – reply to this


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    where's her neck perez? that's what i'd like to know.

  97. jessiejames says – reply to this


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    she always sets her face like she is peeping through a hole. cant she just relax, or can she? something about seems dirty.

  98. Cassandra Jones says – reply to this


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    Does being anorexic mean you lose your neck?

    It must be the most extreme side effect.
    That, and looking like a fish.

  99. karen says – reply to this


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    I am just amazed that she lost her Bridget Jones weight. I love her so much. She looks stunning, but I like her better as a plus size blundering red faced Bridget.

  100. SCOTT W. says – reply to this


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    DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU STUPID FAT ASS. SHE LOOKS AMAZING.

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