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If Only She Ate A Sandwich!

Filed under: Renee Zellweger

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Renee Zellweger's dress looked stunning at the Oscars on Sunday.

Her? Not so much.

We just wanna feed her!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

335 comments to “If Only She Ate A Sandwich!”

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  1. lala says – reply to this


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    I loved the smug look on her face as she walked across the stage, too. Hunny, your shit aint that hot.

  2. Coco says – reply to this


    202

    I like the dress, but her hair is a mess and looked even worse on stage.

  3. dodger says – reply to this


    203

    CUTEST GIRL EVER!!!! Stop being mean. We all have different features. Leave her alone about her eyes. They're a really pretty blue. I wish I had her lips, skin and body. Oh, and her money.

  4. kittychats says – reply to this


    204

    She is manly fugly AND NEVER EVER smiles!

  5. ctina2277 says – reply to this


    205

    Shes not that thin. I don't want to feed her. She looks fine exactly like that. If she loses anymore weight then we'll have a problem.

  6. dodger says – reply to this


    206

    RENEE you RULE!!! Don't listen to haters. Keep rockin. Life's too short to give mean people any attention.

  7. Sunshine says – reply to this


    207

    Is her had photoshopped on or something? She was always weird looking

  8. jon says – reply to this


    208

    head photoshoped, body shrunk down!

  9. Krystal says – reply to this


    209

    Hi, Apparently a couple weeks ago Rene was in Winnipeg shooting a Movie. Someone I know had the hotel room right next to hers. He saw her a few times apparently she was always in running gear and she was very muscle toned. He said she was very tiny and at most 110lbs on a very small frame, but healthy. He saw her in Starbucks and doesn't StarBucks have food? or at least super high in calorie drinks? Anyhoo I thought her dress looked smokin. The hair fell flat literally. She needed to rock the short more :)

  10. Barbara says – reply to this


    210

    Re: Anna Wintour – I agree,but why is she allways looking down? She is too pretty to be insecure

  11. TKT says – reply to this


    211

    Eat something ReRe!

  12. Talks in Third Person says – reply to this


    212

    Is it true that she talks in third person all the time like "Renee wants this and Renee wants that…" Anybody know?

  13. mia says – reply to this


    213

    As usual, Renee was beautifully dressed, articulate, and looking naturally gorgeous. She looks healthy and fit. She has been too thin in the past, but looks great now.

  14. dodger says – reply to this


    214

    Bridget Jones is my favorite movie. Luv It. I read the book long be4 the movie came out and I was so excited to see it. STOP THE HATE…….

  15. Hyde says – reply to this


    215

    How can she see??

  16. vision says – reply to this


    216

    She looks fantastic
    Coming from an grotesquely overweight slug like Perez…eww
    You need to STOP eating

  17. jules says – reply to this


    217

    if she weight one pound more you would write that she's fat!
    such a double standard.
    she looks very fit and slim. nothing wrong with her. she's just trying to work with the impossible hollywood expectations.

    what's your problem perez??

  18. Trxie says – reply to this


    218

    Doesnt she look like Beth from MTV Real World/Gauntlet/Inferno etc etc They both have that long huge red face!

  19. er says – reply to this


    219

    Re: Anna Wintour – an editor in chief woulnt spell "to" (too) wrong you tool

  20. Mother Abigale says – reply to this


    220

    When is everyone going to realize she is not pretty? But this is the first pricture I'ive seen of her where she didn't look like she was either sucking lemons or had a really bad stomach ache. Usually she has that really bad expression on her face.

  21. Erica says – reply to this


    221

    Gosh, she's the ugliest woman on the planet. Yuck. She looks about 80!! Where the cain Renee???

  22. I HEARD... says – reply to this


    222

    I saw something, cannot remember now whether it was a magazine or an expose on TV…where she regularly gets her face sandblasted, not sure if it's old acne scars or what..but that's why her face is always so red looking.
    I think she is one of those high maintenance stars that they talked about in that article about getting their breasts buffed and being botoxed in various places. Which is great, but you better have some natural grace to go with it, and she doesn't….do we have to teach her how to stand with her head held high and not look like a turtle with your neck tucked in all the time???
    Beautiful dress though.

  23. I HEARD... says – reply to this


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    I saw something, cannot remember now whether it was a magazine or an expose on TV…where she regularly gets her face sandblasted, not sure if it's old acne scars or what..but that's why her face is always so red looking.
    I think she is one of those high maintenance stars that they talked about in that article about getting their breasts buffed and being botoxed in various places. Which is great, but you better have some natural grace to go with it, and she doesn't….do we have to teach her how to stand with her head held high and not look like a turtle with your neck tucked in all the time???
    Beautiful dress though.

  24. L says – reply to this


    224

    Some stylist is pushing the fly-away hair look…'member ScarJo for the Other Boleyn Girl premier with her wearing the purple dress?

  25. michelle says – reply to this


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    no offense perez…but you of all people who seems to have a weight problem should not be making fun renee zellweger..dont hate cause you can never be her…shit..im soo sick of people making fun of skinny people .. fcuk off and focus on ur own weight!!

    said with love
    :)

  26. Max says – reply to this


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    I bet she is going to have whoever talked her into cuting her hair that short taken outside and shot first thing in the morning……

  27. bianca says – reply to this


    227

    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!
    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!
    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!
    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!
    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!
    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!
    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!
    SHE DOES NOT LOOK TOO SKINNY YOU UGLY FAT BASTARD!!!!!

    SORRY BUT NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE AS FAT AS YOU!

  28. Maria says – reply to this


    228

    shes so witty! but shes always a tad too thin :(

  29. Amanda says – reply to this


    229

    What's with her foot?

  30. sam says – reply to this


    230

    she looks good

  31. AMY. says – reply to this


    231

    i have always thought she wasn't very pretty, at all.
    but i think her body looks fine.

  32. hi says – reply to this


    232

    CAN ANYONE NOT NOTICE THAT SHE HAS WEIRD UGLY ASS ALIEN LEGS??

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  33. Mandy says – reply to this


    233

    And if she gained some weight you'd probably say she was getting fat…

  34. pinkkkkkkk says – reply to this


    234

    shes so fucking ugly

  35. hi says – reply to this


    235

    Re: Loathe Hillary – Her hair isn't whats impotant. FUCK OBAMA FUCK MCCAIN

  36. Kristya says – reply to this


    236

    I think she looks gorgeous! One of the best dressed.

  37. Vince says – reply to this


    237

    She looks elegant.

  38. jjrs says – reply to this


    238

    Speak for yourself. She looks fantastic.

  39. ann says – reply to this


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    Mother Abigail, you are right… when are people going to realize she is
    not pretty.. She always twists her mouth and she looks like a fish
    or "un cul de poule"

  40. leaveeee says – reply to this


    240

    She looks stunning. Perez is just jealous of skinny people.

  41. J.C. says – reply to this


    241

    her face is still fat lol

  42. James says – reply to this


    242

    Fuck Perez she's buff! Did u see those arms and back! U need to eat to get those muscles! O wait u probably don't know anything about that bc ur such fat piece of shit! I still luv u though.

  43. fuck off says – reply to this


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    she looks great, you fat fuck…watch and learn what looks good…try skipping the mcrib for one day….

  44. yep yep... says – reply to this


    244

    I think she looks f****** amazing!

  45. lmfao says – reply to this


    245

    Re: Emily
    LMFAO

  46. funny says – reply to this


    246

    Re: OMG – LOL

  47. Sue says – reply to this


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    Her figure is fabulous. The dress is absolutely divine. Give her a break - she's trying to meet the public's expectations that she be incredibly slender. If she were to put on weight everyone would mock her for being fat! Would that I could look that "ugly".

  48. Maggie says – reply to this


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    I think she looks great. I wish I could be that skinny. I'm trying to lose weight myself after having a baby…sigh

  49. Marshmallow Fluff says – reply to this


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    This poor girl's bad choices show all over her face. her dress is great, but man, talk about wearing her heart on her sleeve. I look at her ever changing weight and paintedon expressions and all I can see is insecurity, addiction and bad choices. (Kenny Chesney, anyone?)

  50. anya says – reply to this


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    except for her face she looks amazing! those who shud eat mo than one sandwich are definitely Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie!

  51. mel says – reply to this


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    her head looks far too big for that tiny body - it's like a bobble head lol

  52. tome says – reply to this


    252

    i think she is hot. go home haters

  53. merle says – reply to this


    253

    if only she ate a sandwich………….
    she might have a neck

  54. mlah says – reply to this


    254

    she looks better than most of the chicks on the carpet. she just looks goooooood!

  55. John says – reply to this


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    why should she? do you want her to be as fat as you??? you horrible twat!

  56. tiina says – reply to this


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    She needs to fire her hair stylist. Fast.
    Her hair looks just like mine after shower.
    And the lack of nutrition shows clearly in her appearance: thin hair, pasty skin. If she followed a HEALTHY diet she could look so much better!

  57. {♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥} says – reply to this


    257

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    zzzz we need our hill and bill…pleaze………….☻☻♥♥

  58. JAMO-U.S.A says – reply to this


    258

    who is she wearing? please send it to my email .. thanks,

  59. vanillalatte says – reply to this


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    It looks as though her head has been stuck on to her body. She is far too thin. People need to start realising, it's just as dangerous to be UNDERWEIGHT, as it is to be overweight. Being stick thing is not healthy. There seems to be this myth in Hollywood that the thinner you are, the healthier you are, and this is WRONG!

  60. Vinandi says – reply to this


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    its cause you ate all the sandwiches you fat fuck!!!

  61. me says – reply to this


    261

    Her head doesn't match her body.

  62. Abby says – reply to this


    262

    if only she ate a sanwich….then you'd call her fat

  63. footballisus says – reply to this


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    yeah Id like to feed her and breed her

  64. eyrial says – reply to this


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    She looked stunning, the best I've seen her in a while. Wish I could've been there to see it in person! She seems classy, too. You never, ever hear about Renee Zellwegger acting up.
    *
    *
    Perez, find someone else to pick on.

  65. KJade says – reply to this


    265

    Look at that HEAD

  66. Sophia says – reply to this


    266

    She looks weird! I am not going to knock her for being in shape, but she looked so much better back in the days circa Empire Records. She used to actually look normal. The haircut is bad for her, but I think she is just so sucked into the Hollywood thing she doesnt realize how not natural everything is about her appearance.

  67. Veronica says – reply to this


    267

    She's got FAT FAce. No matter how much weight she loses her face still looks FAt. That's why she doesn't eat.

  68. trudy says – reply to this


    268

    judging from the size of you perez, you think food is the answer to everything.

  69. Katie B says – reply to this


    269

    Whats wrong with her ankle. its bent weird! G-ross!

  70. VS says – reply to this


    270

    I love that dress!

  71. CathZ says – reply to this


    271

    She's so georgous! I love her

  72. Patches says – reply to this


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    Please Perez. You are the last person in the world to give any advice about appearances.
    You need to lost 100 pounds and have breast reduction surgery. But there isnt much you can do about your HUGE HEAD, youre stuck with that one.
    The Burger King on La Brea is hiring P-Baby….and Bruce Willis is in the drive thru line.

  73. kimmi says – reply to this


    273

    omg this is so sad she looks like a 12 year old boy- it is shocking to imagine that she must think this looks good and shame on you to the people who are saying that this looks good you are what is making americas teen girls starve themselves!! she looks like sh#t and people should tell her and others like this you look like a freak! anyone who wants to sc##w her must be a pedophile.

  74. Donna says – reply to this


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    She's thin, but definitely not emmaciated! Why don;t you ever go after Angelina Jolie?? She's so much thinner than Rene….and SHE'S PREGNANT!

  75. Donna says – reply to this


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    She's thin, but definitely not emmaciated! Why don;t you ever go after Angelina Jolie?? She's so much thinner than Rene….and SHE'S PREGNANT!

  76. Donna says – reply to this


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    She's thin, but definitely not emmaciated! Why don;t you ever go after Angelina Jolie?? She's so much thinner than Rene….and SHE'S PREGNANT!

  77. quiet too long says – reply to this


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    she resembles a character from south park.

  78. dONNA says – reply to this


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    She's a thin girl! Stop with the "I want to feed her" stuff! You never say anything about Angelina Jolie….who is so much thinner! Just look at Angelina's "hands" and the sixe of her "head" from your last photo post of her and Brad. Angelina is PREGNANT and still is thinner than Angelina. If Rene had a tan (like Paris Hilton) you wouln't dis her.

  79. Robert says – reply to this


    279

    Good actress but always looks fakey in interviews.

  80. soupy sales says – reply to this


    280

    WTF is wrong with this woman's face? She is totally a butterface.

  81. t e says – reply to this


    281

    I'm so glad to be seeing this picture because I have a wide screen TV & on it she looked kinnda "Bridget Jones" if you know what I mean. These new TVs are going to be a problem for all these actresses who are already starving themselves.

  82. Elle says – reply to this


    282

    I hate to be a hater but she isn't an attractive woman. She looks like a gerbil with stuffed cheeks. Still, her body has been rocking for years. She always brings it to the red carpet. Go Renee!

  83. Nos says – reply to this


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    She looks great and she does NOT need to gain any weight! You are just jealous that you are a fat piece of shit, Perez! I would like to starve you!

  84. Stacey says – reply to this


    284

    McDonald's anyone??

  85. ana says – reply to this


    285

    I MISS THE OLD BRIDGET JONES

  86. eric hte gr8 says – reply to this


    286

    she has NEVER looked better N E V E R!!

  87. Pat says – reply to this


    287

    I thought she of course looked great, but noticed that she, along with most of the females, look too muscular

  88. Ruby says – reply to this


    288

    She did, and it all went to her hair.

  89. Abs says – reply to this


    289

    I think she found Donald Trumps wig and put on her head, whats up with the hair cut?

  90. jessica says – reply to this


    290

    shes gross. bitch needs a new blue tooth.. her headpiece is all fucked up.

  91. Schizo says – reply to this


    291

    Perez Hilton has the audacity to make "fat ass" comments about Nellie Furtado and then about how skinny Renee Zellweger is. Jesus Christ Perez, make up your mind. WAIT, I got an idea, how about just stopping with ALL of the weight shit. Fat, skinny, WHO THE FUCK CARES.

  92. Mandy says – reply to this


    292

    Am I the only one who noticed her messed up leg muscles?

  93. WiccanTexan says – reply to this


    293

    That sideways view is misleading. Saw her on the Oscars full-on, and she's actually fleshed out a bit. Looking good!

  94. Brae says – reply to this


    294

    Not everyone can be morbidly obese like you perezers!

  95. georgie says – reply to this


    295

    what's up with this woman? why can't she just wear extensions like all the rest of them? it would definitely improve her hamster cheeks…

  96. tracy says – reply to this


    296

    Georgeous

  97. Carole says – reply to this


    297

    Tooooo skinny, she looks much prettier and healthier with a normal weight like when she played Bridgett Jones. She was by no means over weight in that role, just looked healthy!

  98. Will says – reply to this


    298

    Paris, Did you take her sandwich? You should put it down little piggy.

  99. spontaneous combustion**.*.* says – reply to this


    299

    SHE HAS MORE WEIGHT ON
    THAN
    THAT
    SKANK
    ANGELINA.
    AND SHE'S PREGNANT?
    ANGELINA
    LOOKS
    LIKE
    AN
    ALIEN
    WITH
    HER
    GREY
    SKIN
    AND
    SOULLESS
    EYES.

  100. skye says – reply to this


    300

    The problem is she is butt-ass ugly. Never been attractive. And what is w/ those horrible faces. She is so ugly I can't believe she is from Texas. Usually Texas girls are HOT. Not this one.

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