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He's Fu*king Ben Affleck!

Filed under: Ben Affleck > Jimmy Kimmel

This was pretty good, but not as good as the original!

Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman reign supreme, but Jimmy Kimmel's answer back is pretty rawkin' too.

Click here to check it out!

Featuring appearances by: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin and Meatloaf.

521 comments to “He's Fu*king Ben Affleck!”

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  1. heather says – reply to this


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    jimmy and bens version was SO much funnier. I have never commented on your postings here and i look at your site way too much during the day…i really think you are wrong on this one. I saw both the nights they aired and tonights jimmy and ben was hands down HILARIOUS…much more hilarious..

  2. Ash says – reply to this


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    This is better than the original.

  3. now I wanna fu*k jimmy says – reply to this


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    amazing! better watch out Sarah!

  4. lick it, suck it, blow it, fuck it says – reply to this


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    I think that this video was waaaaaaayyyyy funnier then sarahs video… her's was good, but jimmy's was much better.

  5. white people humor says – reply to this


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    White folks are easily amused.

  6. Eric says – reply to this


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    Rebecca Romaijn (however u spell that shit) and isnt that Christina Applegate with her????????

  7. emobacca says – reply to this


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    The McLovin cameo sealed the deal for me, this is fucking epic

  8. dad4justice says – reply to this


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    Cool site dude .

  9. amanda says – reply to this


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    that was wayyy better!!! hahaha

  10. m says – reply to this


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    Is the lawsuit perez filed against x17 still ongoing? thesmokinggun had the court papers…interesting.

  11. KING OF MEAN says – reply to this


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    Hysterical.. I was almost as happy seeing that as when I heard that JUNKIE HEATH LEDGER, and JUNKIE BRAD RENFRO both O.D.ed.

  12. lylah says – reply to this


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    are u jokin'????? this rocks sarah/matt a lot!!!!!!!
    loved it moooooooooooooore

  13. Bella says – reply to this


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    This was fuckin brilliant ! I never laughed so hard in my life ! I love Matt Damon…..but this answer blew Matt & Sarah's vid to bits ! Freakin hysterical !

  14. Anna says – reply to this


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    That is fucking perfection.

  15. jenn says – reply to this


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    Cameron Diaz hand gesture was the funniest part!
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    Cameron Diaz hand gesture was the funniest part!

  16. Sean says – reply to this


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    that was UN FUCKIN" REAL… soooo the perfect reply to her…. awesome! fuckin hilarious

  17. Ms. Nyc says – reply to this


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    omg I love it. lol. this is so fckn funny.

  18. AERIECHILD says – reply to this


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    Re: jenn – HARRISON FORD BLOWING A KISS WAS THE BEST PART, DID YOU FORGET THAT PART???? FUCKING EPIC….PURE COMEDIC GENIUS… AND JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW BIG HOLLYWOOD STARS CAN LAUGH AT THEMSELVES AND BE FUCKING HILARIOUS IN THE PROCESS

  19. heheheee says – reply to this


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    eh i liked this one better.

  20. fresh says – reply to this


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    the original was much much better

  21. theresa says – reply to this


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    hell, i'd fuck em' both

  22. Rosaline says – reply to this


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    This is much much better than Sarah`s. I wish they would break up though coz Sara creeps me out, Jimmy`s sense of humor is clever and cute, Sarah on the other hand? SHE IS JUST CREEPY!

  23. YoMama says – reply to this


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    Re: GET A LIFE – Go get laid! Seriously! Better yet, go fuck matt damon.

  24. crazymama says – reply to this


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    Farkin funny!

  25. Youratool says – reply to this


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    Hey "Perez is not very smart" Considering you are obviously so wrapped up in perez and care so much about him and people on here that makes you the worlds biggest hypocrite. If you didn't care so much about this place you wouldn't invest so much time in effort to put this site and the people on here down.

    My guess is you are some ugly ass loser who can't even get a date with his own hands. Since you can't get it up yourself you spend your life trying to put down others who have done nothing to you. Only those who are truly unhappy attack others totally unprovoked.

    I suggest logging off, looking in a mirror and attempting to get a life. Only miserable self absorbed idiots would put so much time and energy into putting down a site you hate. Hopefully your life isn't as pathetic as it looks.

    Perez provides some great entertainment and actually contributes positively to this world. Unlike miserable pathetic unhappy morons like yourself. I feel sorry and pity you. It must be a sad, lonely life living in your parents basement.

  26. Galen says – reply to this


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    i thought it was funnier that sarah's

  27. Shelley says – reply to this


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    I have to say, Sarah's was totally original and FUNNY, but it also had the element of surprise so hers gets HUGE marks for that, but…… Jimmy's took FUNNY TO HILARIOUS!!!! The content was much funnier, with the hysterical lines Jimmy and Ben had, to the LOL FUNNY CAMEOS!!! Then having those celebs singing, a la "we are the world"…. to getting Josh Groban to say "fucking"…, that was the pinnacle of comedy!! I loved both, but based on content, Jimmy took this one!!

  28. Katie says – reply to this


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    props to Jimmy. he had a killer cast! loved harrison ford in it!!

    might be better than sarah's…. i said it.

  29. Sarah Jane says – reply to this


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    That was fuckin funny as shit!!!! That was an awesome comeback to Sarah Silverman's vid. And Cameron Diaz's hand gesture and Harrison Ford blowing a kiss to them had me rolling on the floor!!! I love you Perez!!!!!

  30. carla says – reply to this


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    made my day! fuckin funny! and ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

  31. KIM says – reply to this


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    OMGG best thing EVVVEERRRR.

  32. wtf... says – reply to this


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    omg the network actually allowed this to show?

  33. heat says – reply to this


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    hahahhahahaha seriously funny

  34. aj says – reply to this


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    you forgot to add christina applegate and chelsea handler

  35. sarah says – reply to this


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    Brilliant and hilarious.

    Nice one Jimmy.

  36. stylist says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!! This ones way funnier!

  37. Billy says – reply to this


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    OMG what do youmean that wasn't as funny as the original?? PEREZ that one fu*ked the orignal in the ass and then made it give it a blow job after!! Seriously that was HILARIOUS. Fuc*ing matt damon was just funny. This one Rocked!!
    late

    -Billy

  38. stella says – reply to this


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    this is way better than sarah's. (except cameron diaz almost ruins it)

  39. Paula says – reply to this


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    I FKN LOVE IT !!!!!

  40. stylist says – reply to this


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    Re: PEREZ IS NOT VERY INTELLIGENT – Bitch shut the fuck up. You dumbass you think Perez or anybody gives a shit about your stupid thoughts? Just shut the hell up and get off the site if you dont like it, nobody's asking for your opinion bitch.

  41. belle says – reply to this


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    This was way better than the original. Loved It!

  42. lis says – reply to this


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    I think he is fucking funny AND QUITE AMUSING. lmao @ Matt, Ben, Jimmy and Sarah. Rock on

  43. Abby says – reply to this


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    Freaking Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan too!

  44. MK says – reply to this


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    ROTFLMBO!!

  45. gemma laine says – reply to this


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    fcking awsome!
    what the F are u talking about perez its wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than the original!!

  46. MJ says – reply to this


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    Its better, because of all the other celebs in it.

    And Id rather fuck Matt Damon too.

  47. funky munky says – reply to this


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    re; PEREZ IS NOT VERY SMART….why are you wasting your time here then? Perez can be incredibly moronic without a doubt but if it is upsetting you so much you should go and read some Tolstoy or go do a class in quantum physics or someting. Stop imposing your hate on those of us who are just having a laugh. I am studying for a doctorate at the moment and come here for light relief so don't really know what kind of people come on here,

  48. ur lame...jimmys awesome says – reply to this


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    Re: PEREZ IS NOT VERY SMART – ur a fucking idiot. ur the ignorant one, there are so many people who read perez ranging in race, class, education levels, professions, etc. Your preaching to the wrong fucking choir buddy since people who look at perez LOVE perez. so keep ur two cents to urself and get a life! ps he's fu*king ben affleck=comedy! loved it much better than sarahs, but she still rocks!

  49. wj_topaz says – reply to this


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    LOL such a good reply to Im fucking Matt Damon both are bloody funny, this couple must have a seriously demented relationship lol.

  50. Redj says – reply to this


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    This is friggin HILARIOUS! Hahahhaa.

  51. suzanne says – reply to this


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    omg this is so funny, this vid totally kicks sarah silvermans videos ass!!! hands down, I love this video

  52. RAI says – reply to this


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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
    FUCK SARAH SILVERMAN, THIS THING WAS THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB.
    SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HERS, AND DUDE, JUST ALL AROUND HILARIOUS.
    I AM SUCH A FAN OF KIMMEL RIGHT NOW.

  53. Vegas girl says – reply to this


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    You are dumb… Reeellaaaaaaxxxxx…

  54. Vegas Girl says – reply to this


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    Obviously I meant that toward the "perez you are dumb.." people. ( first time commenting, it just started to piss me off)…XOXO

  55. Oz Loves Perez says – reply to this


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    Re: PEREZ IS NOT VERY INTELLIGENT

    I hate to say it but your grammar is shit too. You said 'you're' instead of your as it 'you're style is so mainstream'. Haha. Get a grip. Perez is a beacon of fun news (mostly) in a world of seriously depressing crap.

  56. Lauren says – reply to this


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    this shit is so fucking funny. hahahahahahhah

  57. Lucy says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA that's fucking hillarious! Both videos are awesome.

  58. Oz Loves Perez says – reply to this


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    Re: Perez you Loser – AGAIN with the grammar! Sigh.

  59. cody says – reply to this


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    perez the fucking slacker!

  60. kick ass says – reply to this


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    SO MUCH BETTER!

  61. WILLOW says – reply to this


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    would rather fuck Matt Damon… this kind of sucked.lots of star power but soo not funny

  62. carla says – reply to this


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    Re: PEREZ IS NOT VERY INTELLIGENT

    wow, u must have a loada time on ur hands to copy and paste those messages. y are u on this site anyway if u hate it so much? get a life.

    perez, man, u must be laughin ur ass off due to the amount this idiot it gettin replies from. so i thought i would too. hehe.

    this site may be useless to the rest of the world. but hey, it brightens up my day. and a lot of ppl come here often to for the exact same reason.

  63. IM FUCKING BEN AFFLECK says – reply to this


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    SO FUCKING AWESOME..WAY BETTER..IM SURPRISED HE GOT ALL THOSE BIG STARS TO APPEAR ON FUCKIN BEN AFFLECK…GUDOS ON BRAD WITH HIS FEDEX UNIFORM…HEY IF THEY'RE FUCKIN BEN AND MATT??WHO'S FUCKIN BRAD PITT???LOLZZZ.

  64. Em says – reply to this


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    Thats fucking great!
    I wish I was fucking Ben Affleck or Matt Damon either or both… Im not to fussy! ; )

  65. B says – reply to this


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    Wow! I thought it was clever and better than Sarah's.

  66. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Wow, so people here posting redundant messages about, how Stupid Perez is, or his readers.. Newsflash, you came here to post something that won't make any difference, do you think Perez is going to read what you wrote? Do you think your comments are going to make people stay up at night thinking "Gee, maybe that person was right! I should not read gossip anymore, shame on me".
    You took the time to come here and bash someone who won't ever likely see your comments. No, I'm not American, Gay, dumb, or One of those people who spend their days taking myspace emo pose pictures. However, I hate to see people likely just entering their mid 20's on an ego trip, when all you need to do is stop being hypocritical, take a breath, and realize that this site is for entertainment purposes. You people who get some sort of rise downing everything but you and your own mother are likely
    A: Homophobic, seeing as this is the site you choose.
    Or
    B: Someone with really low self confidence and this is how you bring yourself to feel better.

    I'd place a bet on a bit of both.
    So put on your big boy/girl panties and grow up.
    If you consider it trash, don't read it, problem solved.
    But writing berating comments to everyone who enjoys this site, and the maker of it is not very mature, becoming, or accomplishing anything.
    Theres something to think about.

  67. AL EEN says – reply to this


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    Such a great video ;-) How did jimmy manage to gather all of this (almost) A-list people ?

  68. kaz says – reply to this


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    Fucking great!!!!!!

  69. j-bom says – reply to this


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    that was so fucking funny.. yeah!!! lol

  70. Destiny says – reply to this


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    This is way better then Matt and sarah's version

  71. Leila says – reply to this


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    The bleeping is so very annoying. Censorship is a bitch.

  72. j says – reply to this


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    So much better than the original

  73. Rach says – reply to this


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    Oh my god- Sarah Silverman just got absolutely ROLLED! Hers was funny and got points for the original concept but Jimmy just took it to the next level! Between Brad Pitt delivering the 'congrats' cake, McLovin' rocking out, Harrison Ford blowing them a kiss, Robin Williams spurting water all over his face and Ben Afflecks rediculous degree of dedication to the role (eg. wardrobe choices, blowing on jimmys wet nail polished toes and the almost kiss) Sarah and Matt didn't stand a chance. Jimmy most certainly did not take that lying down- this is the sort of comeback slap people dream of being able to deliver. Fucking GOLD.

  74. SluxxxyHooolly says – reply to this


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    Funniest thing I've seen on here in a while!!!!

  75. tina says – reply to this


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    brazilliant

  76. chica says – reply to this


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    OOOps…There goes my f*ckin' coffee!

  77. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Soooo funny!!

  78. t-god says – reply to this


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    this is fu*king amazing… i woke up and that was just the thing that made my day!!!!

  79. molly says – reply to this


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    wheres brad pitt in this? did i miss him somewhere?

  80. lisa says – reply to this


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    that was great comeback laughed all threw it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. keldawg says – reply to this


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    F… Funny

  82. Tabitha says – reply to this


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    LMFAO! Jimmy Kimmels version spanked Sarah's! That was fucking hilarious!

  83. Jessi says – reply to this


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    Hilarious. Where was Jennifer Garner? She would have made a funny addition to the video…

  84. E says – reply to this


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    Awesome, and don't forget Dominic Monaghan in the guest appearances!

  85. blue says – reply to this


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    Are you out of your mind this was So much better!

  86. sweetpea says – reply to this


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    halarious!!!brad pitt..he can be funny!!!love it

  87. tal says – reply to this


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    f…ing brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. mizzle says – reply to this


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    never thought i would say this but that was 10x better than the i'm f*cking matt damon sketch

  89. bribri says – reply to this


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    OMG that is some fuckin funny shit!!

  90. Rosaline says – reply to this


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    RE: Perez is not that smart, get a life, etc. HELLO? Avril Lavigne? Say your real name you wuss.

  91. marec says – reply to this


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    OMG…this was SO much better than Sarahs…I was laughing so hard, I was crying!

  92. Skippy says – reply to this


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    EPIC WIN!

  93. KC says – reply to this


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    I loved the video! But, Perez, you forgot to include "Charlie" from Lost.

  94. Yourwrong...again!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    The original was excellent, but this was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    500 cheers to Jimmy and Ben and all the stars who contributed!
    "FUCKING BRILLIANT"!!!!!!!!!!!!

  95. nic says – reply to this


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    Re: PEREZ IS NOT VERY INTELLIGENT

    oh, shut the fuck up, you cretin.

  96. kristie says – reply to this


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    totally awesome! way to go Jimmy and Ben!

  97. jojo says – reply to this


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    The best thing I've seen in a long, long time. Now THIS deserved an Oscar!

  98. Caitlin says – reply to this


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    This is so much better than the original! Hahahah when I saw Josh Groban I nearly peed

  99. Aileen says – reply to this


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    I loved both videos. I laughed so hard I am not sure which one I liked more.
    I liked all the celebrities on Jimmy's video. I hope Sara and Matt try to top it.

    HILARIOUS!

  100. Jenna Mitchell says – reply to this


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    This is so much better than Sarah's, dude. Holy shit, how did he get so many people in on it?

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